June 23, 2018

THE FIRST RULE OF CHOOSING PRESIDENTS--NEVER VOTE FOR AN INSECURE ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ART OF THE DEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT A LEGAL PRACTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SCHOOLED WITH A STRAP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 22, 2018

WHAT ABOUT CHELSEA'S WEDDING?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FROM SAVING PROSTITUTES TO BUYING THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BRANCH DONALDIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HONORABLE FASTIDIOUSNESS, BUT A MISTAKE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 20, 2018

EVERY DECENT REPUBLICAN IS OUT TO GET YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST THE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHERE DO THE TRUMPBOTS GO TO BUY BACK THEIR SOULS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2018

SOME OF US ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEING CORRUPT IS A JOB QUALIFICATION IN THIS ADMINISTRATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2018

RED-BAITING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL-IN FOR DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING WRONG:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BRINGING BACK BLACKSMITHS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COLLUSION, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 17, 2018

IT'S A RICO CASE, HONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

C'MON, VLAD NEEDS HIGHER PRICES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST AMERICAN COMMUNISTS WERE BELIEVERS, NOT BOUGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAGMAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2018

VLADONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHAT W SHOULD HAVE DONE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT AMERICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 15, 2018

THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AS THE TRUMPBOTS SAY, "ISRAEL":

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BAD JUDGMENT NEED NOT BE PARTISANSHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 12:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS LIPS WERE MOVING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2018

ALONE IN THE STORM:

Posted by orrinj at 2:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEACHING THE ART OF THE DEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2018

THE ONLY GAME WORTH PLAYING IS REGIME CHANGE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2018

FROM MY COLD DEAD PYKAS:

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THE BASIC ISSUE?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2018

PAPER TRAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBJECTIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST A BROMANTIC WEEKEND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 9, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S NOT EVEN A COHERENT OPPOSING ARGUMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

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June 8, 2018

? BECAUSE HE GOT SOMETHING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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QUID PRO QUO:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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RUDY WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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June 7, 2018

FINALLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE HE MEANT DONALD:

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June 6, 2018

WARNING SHOT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GREAT rIGHT HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRIFECTA:

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HOW MUCH IS SANCTIONS RELIEF WORTH TO YOU?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN BEAUREGARD IS YOUR MORAL SUPERIOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2018

ISN'T IT BROMANTIC:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2018

ADOPTION! (WINK, WINK, NOD, NOD):

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BILL IS THE REPUBLICAN DONALD...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TO BE FAIR, EVERYONE WANTS TO UNSEAT OURS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EAU DU DONALD:

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TREAT HIM LIKE HIS PAL VLAD:

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THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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June 2, 2018

BUT SHE WAS A CONSERVATIVE, NOT JUST A cONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY DO WELL TO ADMIT HE'S OBSTRUCTING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT IS THE LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PACKAGE ENVY:

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WHICH PORN STAR TOLD KIM, "DONALD WON'T KNOW YOU FAKED IT"?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST DANGEROUS REPUBLICANS IN AMERICA...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONDUCT UNBECOMING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST THE AUSSIES AND BRITS ARE AMERICAN PATRIOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2018

TESTING THE TRUMPBOTS:

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OBSTRUCTION:

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May 30, 2018

OOPS, TRUMPBOT PROGRAMMING ERROR:

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May 29, 2018

THE NUNES SCHOOL OF RECUSAL:

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May 28, 2018

SPIES IN THE HOUSE OF LOATHE:

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LET RUDY SPEAK (TO THE PROSECUTORS)!:

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May 27, 2018

AND HE WONDERS WHY EVERYONE HAS FLED?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, IT'S THE SAME THING:

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LET RUDY SPEAK:

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WHICH VLAD-TIED HIRE DID HE NEED TO BE WARNED ABOUT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOFUS & GALLANT:

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ONCE YOU'VE SOLD OUT TO OUR ENEMIES TO WIN THE JOB...:

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May 25, 2018

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RUN, MELANIA, RUN:

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DEBT COLLECTION:

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WHAT MOTE?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2018

WHAT ELSE WOULD DEVIN AND DONALD BE DOING?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SPYGATE!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KIM GOT EVERYTHING HE WANTED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOU'RE THE CHUM DURING SHARK WEEK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM FOR BEING AFRAID OF SUNLIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU LOST THE TRUMPBOTS AT COMPETENT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IS THERE ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE SERVING OF DIGNITY IN THAT FAMILY?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT DEVIN IS TRYING TO GET FOR VLAD:

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BUT...BUT...BUT...YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2018

A DONALD IN TRAINING:

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THE TRUTH VS. THE RIGHT'S VERSION OF THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHEER GENIUS OF THE UR...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BROIDY BLOW:

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"PLUG THE LEAKS," HE LEAKED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS THE PERP AND THE MOLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2018

LET RUDY SPEAK!:

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IT WAS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO WERE OWED A DEFENSIVE BRIEFING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF THE FEDS WEREN'T SPYING ON THESE GUYS IT WOULD BE A NATIONAL DISGRACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S CREW IS A MATRYOSHKA DOLL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST IN CASE ANYONE MISTOOK THIS FOR OVERSIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PANIC AT THE OVAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIKKI WILL CARRY A STAGGERING NUMBER OF REPUBLICANS IN WITH HER IN 2020:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE VAST-LAW ENFORCEMENT CONSPIRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

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May 21, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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CORRUPTER-IN-CHIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 3:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

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WHY DOESN'T DONALD JUST ASK HIS FORGIVENESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2018

MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEP RUDY SPEAKING AND DONALD TWEETING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT HE'S BEING SPIED ON BY LAW ENFORCEMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT'S LEFT TO NEGOTIATE?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2018

EVEN DECENT COMMUNISTS QUIT AFTER THE MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP PACT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'RE ASSUMING HE MEANT THE FIRST LADY...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT HILLARY USED AN ANCIENT BLACKBERRY!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO'S STILL SURPRISED AT DONALD/NUNES AIDING VLAD?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2018

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE'S NO IVANKA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2018

WHOLLY OWNED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WEDNESDAY:

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LET RUDY SPEAK:

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THE ANTI-HILLARY ZEAL OF THE PRESS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2018

COPS HATE CROOKS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPARATCHIK WRITE YOUR REPORT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THE FBI IS MOSTLY REPUBLICANS...

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLUDING & COVERING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE THE DARK IS FROM YOUR EYES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2018

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

APPROACHING 100% VERIFICATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2018

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SIEVE, SIEVE, SIEVE....:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 13, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 12, 2018

NOW WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH NOT THINKING UP "PATIENT ZERO" OURSELVES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LET RUDY SPEAK!:

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May 10, 2018

THE DIRT IS INSIDE DONALD'S LENS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DEFENSE OF DONALD IS NOT CONSISTENT WITH THE PRACTICE OF LAW:

Posted by orrinj at 1:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

#HUGHTOO:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2018

DOING HIS DUTY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

USEFUL IDENTITARIANS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CIRCLING THE DRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2018

WHO KNEW SHE WAS NORWEGIAN?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLUSION ALL THE WAY DOWN (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ENEMY ACTION:

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LET RUDY SPEAK!:

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#HUGHTOO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ACCOUNTABILITY & ENABLING:

Posted by orrinj at 12:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2018

RIGHT FIRING, WRONG REASON:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO CAN BLAME HER:

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A THRESHOLD ERROR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVA, FETCH THE COFFEE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2018

WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY GOT?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHY SHOULD RUDY HAVE ALL THE FUN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEP RUDY TALKING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RIDERS ON THE STORM:

Posted by orrinj at 1:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OVER A BARREL, AND WEARING ONE:

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THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

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THE SENILE GUARD:

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ASK A SILLY QUESTION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2018

BOLO FOR ESCAPED NARRATIVE; IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

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LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

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WHEN EVEN THE TRUMPBOTS GET FED UP:

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IF THE JOB INVOLVED ANY LABOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2018

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

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May 3, 2018

THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WIRE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST DOTTING THE I IN COLLUSION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TELLING THE TRUTH IS ADMITTING GUILT...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2018

NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IS NATIONAL SECURITY GOOD FOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE BELIEVED IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 1, 2018

DO-GOODERS ARE ALWAYS INSUFFERABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A DEFENESTRATION, NOT A DEMOTION:

Posted by orrinj at 3:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BALDGATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDES, HE'D GLADLY PAY FOR IT HIMSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 12:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE KIDS ARE TOAST:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLANNED INSIGNIFICANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 30, 2018

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUH?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS THE SWAMP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 29, 2018

FREDO AND THE DON:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AN EASY WAY FOR HIM TO GET REVENGE ON THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CORBYN IS NEARLY AS PRO-PUTIN AS DONALD...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 28, 2018

THUS THE TRUMPBOT HYSTERIA:

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DONALD RELEASES THE HOUNDS:

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Posted by orrinj at 11:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JEREMIAH DENTON IN DRAG:

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THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLUDERS COLLUDE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 27, 2018

TRUMPISM IS THE SWAMP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 26, 2018

TODAY YOU ARE NOT A MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MORE THAN DONALD IS AN AWFULLY LOW BAR:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOME TRUMPBOTS ARE WITTING, SOME UN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2018

IS HANNITY LEADING WITH THIS?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CINDERFELLA:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS LIPS WERE MOVING (degeneracy alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWAMP THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 24, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CROSSED LEGS ARE SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BLACKBERRY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 22, 2018

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 2:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT, THE FBI!

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2018

EVER SO KIND AND GENTLE IS HE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRICKS HE WILL DO WHEN CHILDREN APPEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 3:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIKKI V. VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2018

HOW WOULD LAW ENFORCEMENT NOT BE AGAINST HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN GUNGA DIN COULDN'T CARRY THIS MUCH WATER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SPARE SOME PITY FOR THE TRUMPBOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYTHING IN THE DOSSIER HAS BEEN CONFIRMED SO FAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TIGHTENING THE NOOSE THEMSELVES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2018

NOT GOING DOWN WITH THAT SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 18, 2018

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 16, 2018

EXCEPT THAT EVERYONE IS FREDO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHARITABLE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SCRATCH A TRUMPBOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YELLOW STAIN BLUES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2018

QUITTING IS LIBERATING:

Posted by orrinj at 11:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING DONALD'S ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2018

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOP OF THE WORLD, PA!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUICIDE BOMBING THE BRAND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS TO USE THE TERM CHARACTER LOOSELY (degeneracy alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE WAS TALKING, SO HE WAS LYING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LEAVING THE HOUSE ALLOWS HIM TO INVESTIGATE GENUINE CORRUPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2018

THE QUESTION IS, WAS ANY PART OF THE DOSSIER WRONG?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROPERLY FIRED, BUT FOR THE WRONG REASON:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WOMAN HAS A GIFT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEN LITTLE INDIANS....:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUYING IN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORIGAMI DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUCH IS TRUMPISM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXPLAINING THE RAID:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (degenarecy alert)

Posted by orrinj at 3:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2018

HANG 'EM HIGH:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BANANA rEPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TO THEIR CREDIT...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DON SNOW:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2018

LITTLE FINGER'S COMEY-UPPANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALLAHU AKBAR!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEMPEST IN A D-CUP:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

STUMBLING INTO AN INSIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

VEILED?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO HONOR AMONG TRUMPIES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2018

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT LIKES HIM, SO THERE'S NO DANGER OF VIOLENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2018

YA PAYS YOUR MONEY AND YA TAKE YOUR CHANCES...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2018

DAMAGED GOODS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2018

THE BERNSTEIN BY-LINE IS A FITTING TOUCH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWAMP THING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A REASON NO DECENT LAWYER WILL WORK FOR HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2018

OUR GEOMETRIC LOGICIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

QUOTH THE TRUMPBOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2018

THE INDEFENSIBLE DEPLORABLES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MANAFORT'S PUTIN TIES WERE HIS SOLE QUALIFICATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EVER ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A MEMBER OF THE sTUPID pARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2018

YOU CAN SERVE THE rEPUBLIC OR dONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE OF A KIND, LOVE AFFAIR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAESAR'S WIFERY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COYOTE UGLY FILES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2018

HOLIER THAN THOU:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2018

TRUMPBOTS, NAZIS AND PUTINISTAS, OH MY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2018

VLAD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLUM DUFF:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD/VLAD & CO.:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2018

FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S KIND OF PLACE!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2018

ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE SHOWER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 28, 2018

OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOPPING IN THE DISCOUNT BIN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE HE SHOULD BE FBI DIRECTOR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLAUSIBLE IGNORANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THE COMPROMISE WE WERE LOOKING FOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHALLOW END:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IN-KINDEST CUT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2018

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RICO ACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND MR. SEKULOW IS THERE TO DEFEND A COUPLE POLITICAL ISSUES, NOT LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A DEMOCRAT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2018

HE WASN'T KIDDING HOWARD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OF CONSCIENCE?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUBBLE PRICKED:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BULLETPROOF:

Posted by orrinj at 10:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2018

WHAT ETHICAL LAWYER WOULD REPRESENT HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INDISPUTABLY (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2018

COFFEE, TEA OR COLLUSION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ACCUSATION THEY'D WORK FOR HIM IS A SMEAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PURE CLASS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALLIED AGAINST DEMOCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POINT BEING HE WANTED TO HIDE IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2018

ALLIES AGAINST DEMOCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OH, BEAUREGARD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BUY HIM A PACIFIER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROLL FROM BOTTOM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2018

RAININ' ALL THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE STEP CLOSER TO UNDERSTANDING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2018

DONALD HAS MADE MAGGIE HABERMAN A PEER OF ANDREW FERGUSON:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU TRY CARRYING WATER FOR DONALD AND SEE HOW MUCH SENSE YOU MAKE!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN ALL FAIRNESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN'T HAVE LOW ENOUGH REGARD FOR BEAUREGARD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A RICO INDICTMENT THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 17, 2018

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT'LL HE DEPOSES DONALD AND BEAUREGARD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EITHER YOU CAN TELL THE FEDS THE TRUTH...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'LL NONE OF THEM BE MISSED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR WORK HERE IS NEARLY DONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEING INDECENT IS HIS JOB REQUIREMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU HAVE TO DEGRADE YOURSELF WITH ENTHUSIASM TO BE A TRUMPBOT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO'S BEING NAIVE, KAY?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 16, 2018

THE GREATER THE TURMOIL THE LESS HE CAN DO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STRIPPING AWAY HIS LIES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TELL? HIS LIPS WERE MOVING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE BESIDES CRUZ) WOULD BE GROWING THE MAJORITY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AFTER ALL, SHE'S NOT MEXICAN OR BLACK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE THE FOOTBALL SNATCHED AWAY AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2018

TYRANT IS SORE, REX:

Posted by orrinj at 5:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYONE KNOWS THE DONALDS ARE CORRUPT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN VLAD SAYS JUMP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COUNTING COUP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CRYSTAL BALL SAYS...COLLUSION!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT CREDIBILITY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

POLL DANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT JUST TRUMPBOTS WHO HATE STEELE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYTHING BUT THE SHOWER IS PROVEN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2018

SO MANY CHOICES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 11, 2018

C'MON GUYS, AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE HONEST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOLLOW THE YELLOW ROAD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 10, 2018

THOSE DANG GLOBALISTS::

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD'S MAN FROM JUMP ST:

Posted by orrinj at 4:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MEETING IS THE VICTORY FOR THE NORKs:

Posted by orrinj at 1:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OPEN SOURCE IT ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 1:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STRIPPING AWAY THE LAYERS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2018

NOT tHE oNION:

Posted by orrinj at 12:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE BETTER GET TO LEAD THIS MILITARY PARADE HE SOLD OUT FOR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2018

LITTLE FINGERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MILITARY PARADE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CRYSTAL BALLS SAYS...CORRUPT!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAST NICKEL DROPS (salacity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUPPOSE FOR A MOMENT THAT YOU ARE THE MOST SUBMISSIVE OF TRUMPBOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT, VLAD, YOU NEED TO GIVE ME SOME COVER....:

Posted by orrinj at 3:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN COBB AND COHEN COULD CONVICT THIS CLOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2018

THE SELF-CORRECTING INSTITUTION:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAIL TO CHIEF DENNISON:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2018

AXIS OF EVIL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PRIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO MATTER HOW WIDE YOU CAST THE NET...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT IS THE NATURE OF DONALDWORLD...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2018

WELL, THAT WON'T CALM LITTLE FINGER DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN IT RAINS, IT'S SHOWERS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS DREAM JOB, WHOREMONGERING FOR A WELCHER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD HAS TAPES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ENRICHMENT WAS THE POINT OF THE CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

& WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT ENDED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2018

EASIER TO JUST MAKE IT A RICO CASE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE DOES LOVE THOSE 76 TROMBONE PARADES...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 3, 2018

NOT WHAT BOB MUELLER MEANT BY A LIFE TERM:

Posted by orrinj at 10:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CRYSTAL BALL SAYS...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD THINKS THAT HUGE LOSER, JESUS, SHOULD COME TO HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 2:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FBI SHOULD HAVE PAID STEELE FOR DOING THEIR JOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRO-NAZI IS ONE THING, BUT ANTI-TRADE!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ARE WE ALL GOING TO PRETEND HE WAS ONCE RAVELLED AND GLUED?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2018

THAT AGREEMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO ROBERT MUELLER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MEET tHE cOMEDIAN

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOAST OF THE TOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 2:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURE, HE DIDN'T RUN AS A UNIFIER...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NATIONALISM BREEDS CRONYISM*:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHARING HIS BIGOTRY IS INSUFFICIENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOR AN EINSTEIN, IT SURE TOOK HER AWHILE TO FIGURE HIM OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY BOTH FAVOR MAKING IT EASY TO SHOOT AMERICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOPE SINKS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LET GOD SORT...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2018

NUNES BAD HABITS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER CHRIS STEELE WORRIED ABOUT THE FBI BEING TOO PRO-DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SMOOT-HAWLEY-DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, VLAD ALREADY MET DONALD'S PRICE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOYALTY IS A ONE WAY STREET, SISTER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

STILL GOT THAT BITTER-CLINGING 24%!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL TRUMPBOTS ARE COMEDY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PUBLIC LIFE OF WALTER MITTY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHOWER IS THE ONLY BIT LEFT TO VERIFY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GAME BOY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE STEP CLOSER TO GOING:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROLLING UP THE NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO WOULD WE ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 26, 2018

CALL OF DUTY VS BOOTY CALL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S THE TERROR OF KNOWING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 25, 2018

FLY THE FRIEND OF DONALD SKIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IMAGINE THE EFFORT OF WILL IT WOULD TAKE...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND HE HASN'T EVEN STARTED PLUMBING THE DEPTHS YET:

Posted by orrinj at 10:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 24, 2018

HECK, NONE OF THEM ARE CLEARED TO SEE IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT AN FBI STAFFER ONCE TEXTED THAT HILLARY ISN'T SATAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO TICKEE, NO WASHEE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2018

THE DUDE IS ALMOST 70...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE GUILTY PLEA AFTER ANOTHER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2018

THEY GOT IT AT JARED'S:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RINSING RUBLES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRUMPBOTS WHIFF AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 2:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REFUSAL TO RETWEET:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN PREDICT DONALD'S TWEET AFTER READING THIS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2018

ONE EXPENSIVE SHOWER CURTAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY WANT THE PARDONS PRECISELY BECAUSE THEY'RE GUILTY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING YOU ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOME SERIOUS RUSSOPHILES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SCRATCH A TRUMPBOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 20, 2018

DESPERATELY SEEKING VLAD (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THAT'S MISSING IS THE PORNSTARS AND THE TWITTER FEED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAST, HARD & WIDE...LIKE DONALD ON A BIG MAC:

Posted by orrinj at 1:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO MUCH SWAMP TO DRAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TEMPTING OF LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PECKER CHRONICLES::

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2018

OF LOVE AND HATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STILL COLLUDING:

Posted by orrinj at 11:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GRAND (JURY) NARRATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 9:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DEFEND DONALD EVERY DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2018

MITTIGATING THE DAMAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD WANTED A PRESIDENT WHO WOULDN'T CARE AND DONALD WANTED HIS HELP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2018

NATIONS ARE ETHNICITIES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TROLL IS AS TROLL DOES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY HE DOESN'T HIRE THE MORAL AND PROFESSIONAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SWING TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

#NEVERHILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AFFAIR?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN'T INTERRUPT EXECUTIVE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEMOCRACY IS A STERN TASKMASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT, HAS ANYONE EVEN DOUBTED HER?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NEVER HAND AN IDENTITARIAN A NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME TO THE RAT KING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT WERE THEY USING PRIVATE EMAIL?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2018

EXACTLY THE SORT OF STAFF YOU'D EXPECT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ANGLOSPHERIC DUTY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DEEP STATE VS THE HE-MAN WOMAN-HATER'S CLUB:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2018

FACTS AREN'T LIBEL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE WANTS TO BE THIS MASSACRES BOB BORK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PATH & THE POWER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE MYSELF TO THE MOVIE GRAND, JUST TO HOLD MY LITTLE HAND:

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2018

IF THEY WANTED FIRST-RATE WORK THEY'D HIRE FUSION AND ORBIS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DO THE TWIST, GENERAL:

Posted by orrinj at 10:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOU NOMINATE AN ABUSER YOU OUGHT TO EXPECT HIM TO BE PRO-ABUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SEND IN THE CLOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TWISTING IN THE WIND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2018

"REPUTATION," HE JOKED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUTH?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IDEAL OUTCOME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2018

HOLDING MEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR TREATMENT OF WOMEN...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...PULL!....PULL!...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UNCLEARABLE IN SERVICE OF THE UNCONSCIONABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

URANIUM ONE, DONALD ZERO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST THE HALF-LIFE OF DISINFORMATION IS SHRINKING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE KEY TRUTH, OF COURSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOES ANY RUSSIAN NOT HAVE COMPROMISING MATERIAL ON DONALD?

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HUNT FOR THE "C":

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"DID HE EVER EVEN MEET DASHIELL HAMMETT?":

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"THE B-ATCHES SET THEM UP!":

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2018

YEAH, BUT LET'S HEAR FROM THE PRO-PUTIN SIDE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE JOB DESCRIPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WOULDN'T WANT DEMOCRATS TO OVERHEAR THE ETHICS VIOLATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT IT'S NOT HIS COUNTRY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO RESISTANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2018

DECLASSIFY IT ALL, DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PSA--FOX IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF THESE REMARKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF A STRANGE ENEMY SHOULD DARE TO PROFANE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS...RICK ROLLED!

Posted by orrinj at 2:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2018

WAIT'LL HE MEETS TEAM MUELLER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BANANA REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOD BLESS THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE, THE dEEP sTATE IS THE DEMOCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUMPBOTS NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TIC-TACS!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO MUCH DONE, SO MUCH TO DO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'D HAVE TO MOVE HIS LIPS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2018

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD LOVED HIM FOR HIS PRO-PUTIN VIEWS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT IS THE lEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2018

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2018

WHY DONALD AND VLAD WANTED HIM THERE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST EARNED AN OAK LEAF CLUSTER TO GO WITH THAT HONOR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EXPECTS THEM TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR ERROR JUST BECAUSE NUNES PROVED IT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE WE'VE BEEN CREDITING MAGGIE HABERMAN'S COMIC CHOPS...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDES, TO THE RIGHT DEMOCRATS ARE WORSE THAN NARCO-TRAFFICKERS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TO BE FAIR...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2018

USEFUL IDIOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S WHY DONALD GAVE HIM THE JOB:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FORGET THE MEMOS, READ THE WARRANTS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2018

ENGAGED? THAT MARRIAGE WAS CONSUMATED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FLAGGING RATINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOPE, NOT SOLO:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT HATES DoJ BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE CORRUPTED...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT A SERIOUS EXERCISE...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THESE INFORMANTS WERE...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2018

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN LIZARD PEOPLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS UNIFIED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CLOUD-CUCKOO LAND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BIG ASPIRATION OF LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CUE LARA'S THEME:

Posted by orrinj at 2:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STRIKING GOLD(EN) TWICE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST GIVE THEM DONALD'S ROLODEX:

Posted by orrinj at 12:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INTERRUPTING THE PUPPET SHOW:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE TAINTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MATERIAL HE LEAKED WAS TOO HIGHLY CLASSIFIED TO DETERMINE IF IT WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT PURLOINED LETTER?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2018

HIS DEFENDERS MUST BE SO PROUD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT WRITES ITSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BETREYED AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S MOEPHOBIC!

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW IS GIVING A GUY CREDIT TARGETING HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE REPORT, YOU BOT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2018

DO DONALD'S SUPPORTERS EVEN EXIST?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO WILL RID ME OF THESE TURBULENT POLICE?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A REASONABLE CERTAINTY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST JUSTICIABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FEELING THE NOOSE TIGHTEN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2018

TIGHTENING HIS OWN NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IN DUTCH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN BY RIGHTWING MOONBAT STANDARDS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MANHATTAN WAY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ALL KNOW HE'S GUILTY...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2018

IF DONALD WANTED US TO KNOW THE TRUTH HE'D DECLASSIFY IT ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT VS JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE HERITAGE MANDATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A STRANGER TO THE CONCEPT OF DEMOCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2018

OBSTRUCTION IS THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NOOSE TIGHTENS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE HE TRIES TO GET INVESTIGATORS FIRED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEACHING BEAUREGARD ABOUT OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IN-KINDEST CUT OF ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2018

RECURRENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AIM LOW, HOME!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BOTS IN THE BUBBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2018

THERE'S NO THERE THERE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2018

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMEBODY HAS TO KEEP THE TRUMPBOTS BUSY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS,CHRIS!:

Posted by orrinj at 12:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FAMILY'S A TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT FOR CORRUPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DISORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2018

THEY OWE HIM FOR LEAKING TO THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO WORKS FOR WHOM?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXACTLY THE STUFF THEY DO:

Posted by orrinj at 10:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN THE APPRENTICE HAS THE MASTERS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

STEELE WENT TOO EASY (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2018

CRUMB TRAILS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW YOU MADE HIM THROW ALL THE TOYS OUT OF HIS PRAM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STILL GOT THAT 14% CORE!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2018

NOT PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NUBES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ALT-RIGHT LOVES WIELDING NOOSES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2018

DO YOU, SIR, NOT RECEIVE A PAYCHECK FOR YOURS?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2018

HE IS CURIOUS ORANGE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT ONLY BRAGGED ABOUT OBSTRUCTING...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CRASS IN POCKET:

Posted by orrinj at 8:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PLAYER AND THE PLAYED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2018

A LIMPIN' LUMP O' BRICK-DUST:

Posted by orrinj at 2:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE DESERVE BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OKAY, THERE IS ONE THREAT TO BASEBALL'S STATUS AS THE NATIONAL PASTIME...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2018

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HE GOT OUT OF HIS CART?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2018

YEAH, BUT HILLARY!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHEETO JESUS LOVES HIM SOME DICTATORS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE BIG MEDIA SLEPT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2018

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME ACCEPTING...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2018

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT WHO PAID HIM TO UNCOVER THE TREASON!?!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REINFORCED STEEL:

Posted by orrinj at 11:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE THEY'VE READ HIS TESTIMONY IN OTHER LAW SUITS?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLEASE CUT OUT PAGES 465-470 FROM VOLUME C...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 8, 2018

THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO OPPOSE HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE STILL PRETENDING HE HAD NO ACCESS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD VS DONALD'S ENEMIES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VANILLA OMOROSA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 7, 2018

A BROJUDD PSA--HERE'S THE CLIFFNOTES VERSION OF SOUND AND FURY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

#THERESATWEETFORIT

Posted by orrinj at 10:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FACTS ARE A STUBBORN TASKMISTRESS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEAUREGARD IS ON THE ROOF:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2018

THERE'S NEVER A BAD DAY TO BE NEVER-TRUMP...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT HE'D ALREADY ADMITTED TO OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GUY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OBSTRUCTION IS ADMITTED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE::

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NEXT BEST THING TO ISIS VS ASSAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN PICK A REASON WHY HE OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT AIN'T EASY BEING CHEETO-JESUS (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT NOW LADIES, I'M TIED UP WITH VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 2:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A LAWSUIT HE ISN'T EAGER TO LOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2018

THROWING A REINCE IN THE WORKS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL EVERYONE I'M A CORRUPT IMBECILE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOTHING SO BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR TO THE TRUMPBOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2018

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIGHT OF THE LITTLE FINGERS (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 3:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2018

GOOD CATCH!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DUDE LOST MONEY ON CASINOS, WHAT CHANCE WAS THERE HE COULD GOVERN EFFECTIVELY?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ACCUSES?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 1, 2018

THE MOST HILARIOUS THING ABOUT DONALD AND HIS BOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 30, 2017

STAFF IS ALWAYS A REFLECTION OF THE BOSS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKFULLY, MR. STEELE EXPLOITED SUCH KREMLIN LEAKS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD VS ECONOMICS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD'S WHITE WHALE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2017

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALSO KNOWN AS, THE LUCKY ONES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GUNGA NUNES:

Posted by orrinj at 1:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 27, 2017

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2017

JUST GETTING WARMED UP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CARRYING WATER FOR VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BUILDING THE CRIMINAL CASE NOW:

Posted by orrinj at 4:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 24, 2017

YET DONALD AND THE rIGHT WORSHIP VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE dEEP sTATE GIVES THE SHOWERS INSTEAD OF RECEIVING THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ACORN! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 23, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DISCREDIT STEEL...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBSTRUCTION ON ITS FACE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 22, 2017

THE PLAYED, NEVER THE PLAYER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 21, 2017

KNOWN KNOWNS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 20, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW THAT'S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW WEEK RUSSIA IS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOR THE 60%:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S RIGHT, LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT THIS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

"HEADS UP, WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING":

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THROWING HIS PICKS OUT OF THE PRAM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 18, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT IS THE lEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2017

HAVE YOU THANKED A DEPLORABLE TODAY?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ELPHABA STREET:

Posted by orrinj at 9:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF THEY WANTED PRIVACY THEY SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE IS THE LAW. AND THEN THERE IS THE WAY THE TRUMPBOTS UNDERSTAND THE LAW...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2017

DONALD V. JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL OF THE ABOVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2017

IF YOU'D COMMITTED TREASON YOU MIGHT TRY TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DAS VADANYA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY SOUND JUST LIKE 60% OF AMERICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 14, 2017

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A PURITAN NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MOORE IS LESS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

REALLY GOT 'EM ON THE RUN!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AMEN, BRO'! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 12, 2017

PRIMA FACIE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2017

ANYTHING FOR SANCTIONS RELIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TWO BIG MISTAKES THE VLADBOTS MAKE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 10, 2017

NIXON RESIGNED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD REALLY NEEDS TO FIRE THEM ALL...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM SHEARED, hE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM SHEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT WORTHY OF THEIR SERVICE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE HIM OFF THE SHORT LIST:

Posted by orrinj at 9:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 8, 2017

AS THE NOOSE TIGHTENS THE BODY FLAILS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 7, 2017

THANKS, DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW WE'VE GOT THE FBI ON THE RUN!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

APPARENTLY NOT THE WHITE HOUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, MR. STEELE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A PURITAN NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

POLICING THEIR OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2017

IMPEACHMENT IS AN EASY CALL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DO THEY REALLY THINK REMOVING IT TO FEDERAL COURT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S WHY THEY TOOK THE MEETING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DRAINING THE SWAMP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRIMA FACIE

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEXTBOOK OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 4, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE WAS RIGHT THAT SANCTIONING PUTIN PUNISHED DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT WHAT DID THE FOUNDERS KNOW ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AN INTERESTING CRIMINAL JUSTICE QUESTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2017

FIRST CONTACT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME THE FBI...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THAT THERE WAS ANY DOUBT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2017

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ADMITTING A CRIME DOES NOT MAKE IT NOT ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEXTBOOK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 1, 2017

"JARED WHO?":

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 30, 2017

REX NOT KING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2017

THERE'S OBVIOUSLY ONLY ONE REASON TO LET FLYNN CUT A DEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LUCKY FOR HIM, GIVEN HIS REALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2017

ELEVATOR GOING DOWN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHOLLY-OWNED:

Posted by orrinj at 8:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 27, 2017

SO WHAT, THEY'RE RUBES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2017

REALLY? WHO QUESTIONS IT?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2017

TALKING TO THE BOYS IN THE BUBBLE::

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEIR PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2017

ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON, YA OLD FOOL, WELL IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BOZO NO-NO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2017

HARD NOT TO FIND HIM PLAUSIBLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT WAS AN ANTI-AMERICAN OP FROM START TO (HOPEFULLY, IMMINENT) FINISH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE GOTS TO GET GOT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2017

LOVING IT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD HIS NUMBER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF HISTORY TAUGHT US ANYTHING...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2017

NOTHING MORE THAN A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOSING MONEY IS HIS SPECIAL TALENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2017

SPECTACULAR BOOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2017

ET TU, CHUCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THE OTHER 20% IS TOO DELICIOUS NOT TO SHARE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"ACCIDENTALLY":

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT CAN THEY AFFORD TO TAKE THEIR EYE OFF THE BENGHAZI BALL?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2017

THEN AGAIN, HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE FOX LOOK IDIOTIC?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OBSTRUCTION BEING THE SLAM DUNK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2017

BECAUSE EXONERATION OVER BENGHAZI AND EMAIL (TWICE) WASN'T ENOUGH?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT URANIUM ONE!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIE DOWN WITH DONALD...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2017

TRUMP LOVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNLIKELY?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 12, 2017

ONLY HIRE THE BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN TURKEY IS SERVED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE YELLOW CLOUD OVER HIS ORANGE HEAD?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 11, 2017

HE IS EXACTLY WHO HE SEEMS TO BE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WIKILEAKS WAS THE CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 9, 2017

GREATEST KOWTOW EVER!:

Posted by orrinj at 10:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMPLETELY UNFAIR TO CHARLIE-IN-THE-BOX!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THIS IS HIS HIGH WATER MARK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SELF-DEALING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLEADING FOR PARDONS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PEOPLE WILL SAY WE'RE IN LOVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOULMATES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 8, 2017

LIFTING THE NUNES TAINT:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S NOTHIN'...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 7, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE GETS OUT OF THIS ADMINISTRATION WITH REPUTATION INTACT:

Posted by orrinj at 2:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 6, 2017

MAO TSE DON:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'LL LOOK GOOD IN ORANGE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 5, 2017

QUID PRO QUO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHOCKER HERE....:

Posted by orrinj at 1:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH WAS WHY DONALD PICKED HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SLACK IN THE NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

VLAD'S IN KIND CONTRIBUTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 4, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

D(R)U(MPF)OOS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THEY DO KNOW WHAT APPEALS TO THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE VLAD HAD A DOG IN THE FIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO EXPECTS HONESTY FROM TRUMPBOTS?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 3, 2017

ORANGE ROUGHY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SWAMP DRAINER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 2, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CLARIFY MEANING, STOP LYING:

Posted by orrinj at 11:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIBERAL RAG!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE ESCAPES THIS DUMPSTER FIRE WITH THEIR DIGNITY INTACT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

STEELE VS STALIN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 1, 2017

WHAT DONALD COLLUDED IN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BLAME THE JEW! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WORTH EVERY PENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOO CORRUPT TO CRINGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2017

WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMEHOW?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DIRTY DEEDS, DON, DIRT CHEAP:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMEONE HAS TO DEFEND DONALD...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S SOME HONOR LEFT IN WASHINGTON:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LOST CAUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHILE DONALD WAS ASKING THEM TO HACK HILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 3:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, IT IS PRETTY MUCH GILLIGAN'S ISLAND:

Posted by orrinj at 1:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 29, 2017

FOLLOW THE RUBLES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT'S BAD FOR AMERICA IS BAD FOR GENERAL MOTORS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT FAKE-, JUST NON-:

Posted by orrinj at 11:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIRE THE BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 28, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYONE HIRED THEM; THEY DO GOOD WORK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YES! THEY FINALLY GOT THE GOODS ON HILLARY!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 26, 2017

BEHIND THE FRANTIC ANTICS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOW HANGING FRUIT (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 25, 2017

BUT DONALD WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 24, 2017

QUID PRO QUO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 23, 2017

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROGRAMMING THE TRUMPBOTS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IMPARTIAL PROSECUTOR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 20, 2017

THERE'S NO YURI ANDROPOV TO SAVE THEM THIS TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"KISS THE RING":

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A LIE, REPEATED OFTEN ENOUGH...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 19, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO ISN'T?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2017

IF ONLY THE GOP'S MORAL STANDARDS WERE AS HIGH AS HOLLYWOOD'S...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, DONALD! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 3:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 15, 2017

DONALD'S TORCH SONG:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2017

FORTUNATELY, THE CENTRE IS THE dEEP sTATE IN AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2017

HE HAD HIS TINY FINGERS CROSSED:

Posted by orrinj at 12:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2017

ODD MAN, OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 6:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2017

WHEN YOU THINK PEACE AND PROSPERITY IS PRESSURE...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2017

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2017

TIMBERRRRRR....:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 5, 2017

IS ANY OF IT NOT CORROBORATED?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2017

CAN'T BUY BOB:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEIR NEED FOR THEM BEING A CERTAINTY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 3, 2017

IT'S JUST MARKETING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STRANGER THINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 2, 2017

MEET-UP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DRAINING THE SWAMP THEY STOCKED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GETTING RIGHT WITH VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 1, 2017

CITIES WERE A MISTAKE (self-reference alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 29, 2017

VLAD SAID, NYET:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 27, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

60-40 NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

VINCEFOSTERED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MALBGTA:

Posted by orrinj at 12:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WAY 70% ARE DISLOYAL TO THE CONSTITUTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 25, 2017

BY WHAT IS HE NOT DUPED?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 24, 2017

THANKS, UR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 23, 2017

ONLY DONALD COULD LOSE MONEY ON FOOTBALL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2017

PIMPING THE BRAND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING MUELLER'S CASE FOR HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 21, 2017

PRICE IS HIGH:

Posted by orrinj at 9:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 20, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2017

NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT TERRORISM WHEN WE DO IT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT AMERICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE WITH SELF-RESPECT WORKS FOR HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 2:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVINCING NO LOYALTY EARNS NONE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT ONLY DOES THE NEW GUY NOT GET HOW DEEP THE ROT RUNS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 17, 2017

CHARITY DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 15, 2017

THE ONLY MONEY HE'S EVER MADE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 13, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

RAGE, RAGE, AGAINST THE DYING OF THE rIGHT::

Posted by orrinj at 1:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE COMES OUT OF THIS WORSE THAN THE CONGRESSMAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 12, 2017

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE QUALITY OF HIS STAFF...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING BOOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 11, 2017

INSIDE THE BUBBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2017

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2017

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FAKE NEWS, BUT THERE ARE FAKE AMERICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SIMPLE OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLUDING WITH VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 6, 2017

NOT OUT OF THE DNC?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2017

NO ONE BUYS THE COW IF THEY GET THE MILK FOR FREE...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 2, 2017

PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT VERY CHRISTIAN, MR. PENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUBPOENA DODGING:

Posted by orrinj at 1:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S MARCHING ORDERS?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT'S VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRO-PUTIN/PRO-TRUMP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A SIMPLE CASE OF OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2017

THE TIME-OUT CHAIR IS CHAFING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNTOUCHABLES V. DEPLORABLES:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 31, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL HIS STATEMENTS ARE KNOWINGLY FALSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2017

THE FOX ISN'T THERE TO GUARD THE CHICKENS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 28, 2017

BUY IN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 27, 2017

PREVIOUS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 25, 2017

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 24, 2017

KNOW YOUR TRUMPBOT TALKING POINTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 23, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 22, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST REFUSE TO ACCREDIT HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO ELSE WOULD VLAD SEND?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2017

THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY CATALYST FOR QUITTING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2017

WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY FRIENDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ART OF THE PLEA DEAL:

Posted by orrinj at 1:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE ANYTHING HE SAYS SERIOUSLY?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 18, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A REPUBLIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 17, 2017

TIME TO END THIS FIASCO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROFEXER X:

Posted by orrinj at 10:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCEPT THAT HE HAS NONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 12, 2017

ON THE BRIGHT SIDES...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2017

HE DOES HAVE PREVIOUS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DRIVEN, NOT THE DRIVER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 10, 2017

NOT DONE OBSTRUCTING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NICELY PLAYED!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2017

JUST ANOTHER BITTER CLINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WON'T GET SUCH A LETTER WHEN HE LEAVES:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ASPIRING TO DICK, ACHIEVING SPIRO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXACTLY LIKE...WELL...NONE OF THE OBAMA "CONTROVERSIES":

Posted by orrinj at 12:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIGHTENING NOOSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INSIDE THE BUBBLE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT, ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD GET HIGH RATINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HILLARY WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DON'T COME KNOCKIN' IF THE PRAM IS ROCKIN':

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY FLOCK NEEDS A JUDAS GOAT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE CLUB:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2017

IN SENSURROUND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2017

A PUTIN SHOWER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

VILE HUMAN; GREAT COPY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2017

POOR LITTLE FINGER, CAN'T EVEN BORROW A BRAIN...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT ABOUT BALLOT BOX 13!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKE NEWS!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST FAKE BEING AMERICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKE IT UNTIL YOU TAKE THE FIFTH:

Posted by orrinj at 9:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEXTBOOK OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 9:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 4, 2017

LITTLE FINGERS CAUGHT IN THE COOKIE JAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHIMS SEEMS AWFULLY BENIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BY HOOK OR BY CROOK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 3, 2017

FOLLOW THE RUBLES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NEITHER OF THEM UNDERSTOOD AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE DOESN'T LIVE IN THE BUBBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CZERVIKAL:

Posted by orrinj at 2:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"I AM SITTING IN THE KITCHEN OF THE LITTLE HOUSE AT MEDFIELD...":

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT'S WAR AGAINST TRUTH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CRACKER CRUMBLES:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2017

THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO CRAZY FOR DONALD?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE LOSES AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, REALTOR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 4:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF PINNOCCHIO HAD NO JIMINY CRICKET:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ROAD MAP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOOD-WINKED:

Posted by orrinj at 1:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NICELY PLAYED (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FAUSTIAN BARGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2017

"UNUSUAL":

Posted by orrinj at 11:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO TRUTH FOR YOU:

Posted by orrinj at 11:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FIRE THIS TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUMPSTER, DUMPSTER, BURNING BRIGHT...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN EVEN INTERNAL POLLING CAN'T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 30, 2017

IN FAIRNESS, WOODY IS WOODY WITHOUT HUMOR AND SUN-YI IS A STEPCHILD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHERE'S SHAKESPEARE WHEN WE NEED HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A RED WEDDING:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 29, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REPUBLIC IS DOING JUST FINE WITHOUT ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRUE COLORS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO MUCH MORE AMUSING THAN EVEN WE HOPED (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 3:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 27, 2017

EVEN PRAVDA?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SEND FOR THE PLUMBERS! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REVULSION EATS ITS OWN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 26, 2017

SEEMS LIKE JUST WEEKS AGO...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT THE rIGHT STANDS FOR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BADGELESS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 25, 2017

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEPIN' IT CLASSY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 24, 2017

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOW REGARD FOR BEAUREGARD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MOUTHING THE BOSS'S TALKING POINTS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A BAROQUE LAUNDROMAT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 2:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT VLAD WAS BUYING:

Posted by orrinj at 11:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LITTLE FINGER'S PLAYHOUSE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2017

LINCOLN OR LINCOLN ROCKWELL?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS JUST ANOTHER KREMLIN PROJECT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 21, 2017

BUT, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TIME TO START COUNTING COUP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN A DONKEY LEARNS TO LOVE THE WHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, NOW WE KNOW ONE OF THE THINGS VLAD ORDERED DONALD TO DO...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EMINENCE GREASED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOU ASPIRE TO BE FORD AND NIXON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 20, 2017

THANKFULLY FOR ALL OF US...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IS SELF-RESPECT TO AN IDEOLOGUE?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S WHAT VLAD HIRED HIM TO DO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 19, 2017

WHAT VLAD BOUGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CIRCLE THE FIRING SQUAD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOIN THE CLUB:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT VLAD WAS BUYING:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROLLING ID:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 18, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN A GAZEBO BY MOONLIGHT?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAG MAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 12:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK (perversion alert):

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 17, 2017

THANKS, UR!:

Posted by orrinj at 12:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IMMORALITY IN DEFENSE OF IMMORALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2017

FOR THE rIGHT, NATIVISM JUSTIFIES ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT...FUSION!:

Posted by orrinj at 10:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SISSY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2017

HE CONTAMINATES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 11:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YES, WE COLLUDED, BUT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GIVING THE NATIVISTS THEIR MARCHING ORDERS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN EVEN THE GROSS INCOMPETENCE DEFENSE FALLS APART:

Posted by orrinj at 11:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 14, 2017

...DOT...DOT...DOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NEOCONS FINALLY GET TO MISSOURI:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DID STEELE GET ANYTHING WRONG?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SLICING THE BALONEY LOAF:

Posted by orrinj at 10:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SANCTIONS FOR HACKING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEST DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KINDERGARTEN COPS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 13, 2017

ANOTHER REASON ALL AMERICANS SHOULD WORK ON A CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN EVEN ISLAMOPHOBIA IS NO LONGER ENOUGH FOR A NEOCON:

Posted by orrinj at 9:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROY COHN LITE (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 9:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

POOR SOUL:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT DONALD HAD (HAS) TO SELL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CIRCUS WHERE BARNUM IS THE SUCKER?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOLICITATION RUNS IN THE FAMILY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 12, 2017

PLAYIN' WITH THE QUEEN OF DIAMONDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DO US A FAVOR IN RETURN, FIRE PREET:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

APPEARANCE?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ET TU, POST?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYTHING IN IT APPEARS TO BE TRUE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY CAPO FOR HIMSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 5:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOT...DOT...DOT...DOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 11, 2017

THE FISH ROTS FROM THE LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT'S A LITTLE TREASON AMONG NATIONALISTS?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S YOUR 18 MINUTES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS SECRET COLLUSION DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS IMPORTANT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RUT-ROH, VLAD IS UPSET ABOUT THE SANCTIONS NOT BEING DROPPED...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT VINCE FOSTER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOINT OPERATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2017

THE FIRM:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GO-BETWEEN:

Posted by orrinj at 1:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 9, 2017

GOOD TO KNOW HE CAN STILL FEEL SHAME:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN RUN (YOUR MOUTH), BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY PRISON HUSBAND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN THE TRUMP'S AREN'T SUCH BAD BUSINESSMEN...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HOW CAN ANYTHING STILL STUN THEM?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 12:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD(EN):

Posted by orrinj at 9:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S PLAYMATES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2017

"IT'S JUST RAIN, COMRADE DONALD":

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TEAM MEETING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

"AND HE WENT TO THE DESK AND MADE HIS REQUEST":

Posted by orrinj at 11:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, HE IS EMPLOYED BY VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 11:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY:

Posted by orrinj at 10:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRED IS DEAD; SOMEONE HAS TO BAIL DONALD OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

"TELL ME IT'S RAINING":

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2017

IT'S RAINING VLAD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD VS AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 6:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 5, 2017

WHAT HELPED HIM WHEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO DROSS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 4, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD VS. AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 1:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 3, 2017

WE'VE SEEN HOW THIS STORY PLAYS OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 2, 2017

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 1, 2017

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOBODY HATES JUST MEXICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE PLUMBERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 30, 2017

GONNA NEED A BIGGER HARD DRIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2017

WHEN LAP DOGS BITE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CREEPER GONNA CREEP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 28, 2017

CREEPS GONNA CREEP:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MISTAH HOOVER, HE DEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 27, 2017

THE COVERAGE WAS FUN WHEN IT DROWNED OUT THE OPPOSITION, BUT NOW IT IS THE OPPOSITION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BRING BACK W!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2017

THE WITCHHAMMER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2017

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 10:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 24, 2017

SUPER SCOOPER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 23, 2017

LEAVE A PAPER TRAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SECRECY HURTS US ALL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PUBLICLY CORRUPT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 22, 2017

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GOLFER TO GET WHAT THIS MAKES DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ANTI-DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2017

WHERE DOES DONALD THINK HE'LL FIND A PROSECUTOR...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 20, 2017

THE IRRESPONSIBILITY IS NOT IMPEACHABLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2017

GIVE HIM THE BOY, HE'LL GIVE YOU THE MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBAMA LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR MAN FLYNN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 18, 2017

NO ONE BOARDS A SINKING SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 11:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PARTISAN HACK!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 17, 2017

THUMP...THUMP...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE CORRUPTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAWYER FULL-EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATION:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT HE IS, WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER HIS PRICE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PENCE/HALEY 2020:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 15, 2017

RHYMES WITH LOW REGARD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 11:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT HAVE THEY EVER RUN?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIRE AN AWFUL LOT OF INVESTIGATORS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2017

DONALD'S GOT DEBTS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THAT ANYONE EXPECTED HIM TO UNDERSTAND LAW OR THE CONSTITUTION:

Posted by orrinj at 8:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 13, 2017

NO WONDER HE PROMISED TO LIFT THE SANCTIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIKE BEING CHUCK WEPNER'S CORNER MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER DONALD PROMISED TO LIFT SANCTIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FUN HAS ONLY BEGUN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HERE'S HOW PARTISANSHIP WORKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 12, 2017

FROM A PARTY REPRESENTED BY THE ELEPHANT...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CONSERVATIVES CARE, THE rIGHT DOESN'T:

Posted by orrinj at 10:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAWYER FULL-EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATION:

Posted by orrinj at 10:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN LIKE FLYNN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UNKNOWN SELF-IN-CHIEF:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2017

NO ONE WOULD EXPECT HIM TO BE EFFECTIVE AT SOMETHING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF REPUBLICANS LET HIM FIRE ONE INVESTIGATOR WHY NOT THE NEXT?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MILLER OF JUSTICE GRINDS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 10, 2017

HE AIN'T NO DR. SEUSS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT WORTHY OF THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA NEED MORE DUTCH BOYS...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SORRY, ELSA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 9, 2017

THEY'RE BOTH OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND DARKER...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROBLEMATIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NATURE OF THE MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2017

A PRIMA FACIE CASE OF OBSTRUCTION:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR SCUT FARKAS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 12:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE FIRED THE INVESTIGATOR:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAWS, NOT MEN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE HAS TO ASSUME THAT'S PERJURY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THE PRIVATE CONVERGES WITH THE PUBLIC:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND JUDGES WERE LAWYERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD AND VLAD DON'T COMPREHEND AMERICA:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2017

THE REPUBLIC DESERVES BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

60-40 NATION:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE STORY OF LITTLE FINGER AND THE GIANT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MELANIA HAS MADE THE SAME REQUEST...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT HILLARY ONCE FAINTED!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 6, 2017

JUST ANOTHER CASE HE CAN'T WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEAD MAN DRAWLING:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

:(

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BETTER PEOPLE GET TO KNOW HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY ARE WHO THE rIGHT THOUGHT THE CLINTONS WERE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRUMPIES CAN STOP PRETENDING WE DON'T KNOW IT WAS THE RUSSIANS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 11:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2017

THEY HIRED THE MONEY, DIDN'T THEY?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S THE BENEFICIARY:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2017

DUDE NEEDS THE NORPLANT VERSION OF ADDERALL:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 2, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY HIRED THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 31, 2017

DONALD IS JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 30, 2017

WAS ANYTHING IN THE DOSSIER WRONG?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ASK WILLIE SUTTON:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A RARE MOMENT OF HONESTY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2017

JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL CORRUPTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 28, 2017

THE WHOLE MOB SHOULD STAY OFF SOCIAL MEDIA:

Posted by orrinj at 1:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 27, 2017

DUDE, RESIGN WHILE YOU CAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN HE GET AN "AMEN!":

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAG MAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WATCH OUT FOR MR. CZERVIK...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 26, 2017

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 25, 2017

TREIF?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, GIORGIO THOUGHT SO TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS MASTER'S VOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PORTRAIT IN CRAVEN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LUCKY THAT'S ALL HE GRABBED:

Posted by orrinj at 12:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND DON'T STARE AT HIS FINGERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TRYING TO STOP AN INVESTIGATION MAY APPEAR TO BE TRYING TO STOP

Posted by orrinj at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TIES THAT BIND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOE SCARBOROUGH IS RIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BLABBERMOUTH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 24, 2017

REMEMBER THE QUAINT OLD DAYS WHEN "WHY DO THEY HATE?"...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE REF SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THAT ONE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THE CORRUPTION UNUSUAL...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LITTLE FINGER AND THE DAMAGE DONE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S GONNA NEED MORE ROOFIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A BLABBERMOUTH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2017

NOTHING SO BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH EXPLAINS ALL HIS BANKRUPTCIES...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOCUS GROUP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 22, 2017

HIS LITTLE FINGERS TARNISH EVERYTHING THE TOUCH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNITING THE WORLD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE SERIOUSLY DOUBTS ANY OF THE REPORTS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GET THOSE LITTLE FINGERS AWAY FROM ME:

Posted by orrinj at 3:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 11:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 20, 2017

IF YOU SHAG THE SHEEP IN THE TOWN SQUARE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2017

KINDERGARTEN COP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

URANIUM!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"OH, AND ANNE FRANK IS HIDING IN THE ATTIC...":

Posted by orrinj at 4:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO, NOT FAKE?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 18, 2017

"AH BARTLEBY! AH HUMANITY!":

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBSTRUCTION PURE AND SIMPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE "STAY SILENT" IS IMPLIED...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE FIGURED THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SOAP TO GET CLEAN AFTERWARDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS MAN FLYNN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A REASON HE HID IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A REASON HE HID THEM:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE DON'T VOTE FOR THE GUY HELLBENT ON CRASHING THE JET?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2017

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ROD AIN'T GOIN' DOWN WITH THE SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RESPONSIBLE PRESS AND THE IRRESPONSIBLE PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONLY HILLARY'S SERVERS WERE SECURE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PREMISE OF THIS COLUMN IS COMPLETELY FALSE....:

Posted by orrinj at 12:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN FAIRNESS, HE'S UNLIKABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FUN WITH DONALD...AND DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 12:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT IT'S ALL MADE UP...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCEPT REMOVAL WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT OUTCOME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RARE DEBT DONALD ACTUALLY PAID:

Posted by orrinj at 6:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

POOR TRICKY DICK....:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INCOMPETENT FROM THE WORD GO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 16, 2017

I AM NOT SPARTACUS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT...HILLARY...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT HILLARY...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AS POPULAR AS THE SLUTTIEST GIRL AT THE BAR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN YOUR BEST DEFENSE IS THAT THE BOSS IS A MORON:

Posted by orrinj at 4:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT GETS BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 11:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 15, 2017

IN FAIRNESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEN EVEN THE FELLOW NATIVISTS BAIL:

Posted by orrinj at 11:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUBBLE BOY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S BILLY CARTER, NOT EVEN JIMMY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 13, 2017

BUT HE DOES AMUSE!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND THE rIGHT'S DEFENSE HAS DEVOLVED DOWN TO...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CHEETO STANDS ALONE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITH HANDS THAT SMALL, SOMETHING HAD TO BE ENORMOUS TO COMPENSATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 1:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONLY HE'S ALLOWED TO BE BOTH:

Posted by orrinj at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 12, 2017

HE TAINTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER HIS CRIMES...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NEVER GO AGAINST THE FAMILY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OF COURSE HE MADE IT WORSE; HE SPOKE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 11, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST GIVE UP, GUYS. HE CAN'T ANSWER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEING QBed BY GARY MARANGI:

Posted by orrinj at 9:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGDTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOYALTY OAF:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT COLLUSION IF IT'S PUBLIC:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILERMAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 10, 2017

A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS TESTING A UNIQUE THEORY ON US...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 11:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT, HOW DOES THIS TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT OFF THE RUSSIA CORRUPTION?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 9, 2017

A SAD LITTLE MAN WITH SAD LITTLE HANDS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT FOR THE dEEP sTATE THAT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU'D GET FOR HIS nATION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 8, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY ALL WANT IT, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 7, 2017

TO WIT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FOR SALE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 6, 2017

DONALD APPROVES PIPELINE THAT UR BLOCKED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 5, 2017

THOSE WERE JUST RHETORICAL NODS TO FLYOVER COUNTRY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A CLASSIC KINSLEY GAFFE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 4, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2017

NOTHING MORE BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S HIS EPITAPH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 1, 2017

HE'S GONNA RUN OUT OF WHITE FLAGS EVENTUALLY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 28, 2017

THE TAINT OF DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2017

LITTLE WOODEN HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 23, 2017

EXCEPT HE CAN'T EVEN DELIVER THE WALL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INTO THIN AIR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2017

FOLLOWING THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALTHOUGH IT'S WRONG...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2017

TURN THE PAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2017

IT'S NOT LIKE VLAD COULD AFFORD FOR AN ENEMY TO WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE COULD HARDLY GET MORE UNPOPULAR IN SUCH A SAFE DISTRICT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW EVEN THE ISLAMOPHOBES WILL SAY HE'S WORSE THAN HITLER...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE "SCANDAL" WAS ALWAYS SELF-REFUTING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 18, 2017

DRESSING IS NOT HIS RUSSIAN CONDIMENT OF CHOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT HAS TO BE SUSAN RICE'S FAULT...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CASHING IN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2017

NOT TO UNMASK THEM WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONGDOING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 16, 2017

WELL, HE IS BOMBING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PUMPKIN'S TURN IN THE CARRIAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2017

WE ALL KNOW HE'S IGNORANT OF THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR LAWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHAKEDOWN STREET:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAUXCONOMICS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2017

IN LIKE FLYNN JR.:

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ESTABLISHMENTARIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT SEEMS FAIR TO ASK...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEVASTATING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, IT'S SUSHI!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE "SQUIRREL!" SHOUTERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT ALL THAT LINGERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2017

HAVING CLEARED ALL THE HOOPS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MIND THE GAPS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DRIP...DRIP...DRIP...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 9:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 10, 2017

DRIP...DRIP...DRIP...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2017

OUR JIMMY CARTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2017

THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY TOPICS THAT ECONOMISTS DISAGREE ON:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST ALGER HISS HAD THE DECENCY TO HIDE HIS COLLABORATION:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

US STRIKES SYRIA; rIGHT HURT MOST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE BROKE HIM; WE OWN HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2017

FELLOW-TRAVELING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD CORRUPTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 10:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POLITICS ANGLE OF THE UNMASKING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOD RIDDANCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ADMISSION DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT IS THE MASKED MEN'S PRESENCE IN THE REPORTS THAT IS THE SMOKING GUN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN A BLIND SHIEK FINDS AN ACORN ONCE IN AWHILE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH...BUT...HILLARY!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEFENDING LIKE WEPNER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THESE ARE THE CLOWNS WHO'LL SHOW US HOW TO RUN GOVERNMENT LIKE THEIR BUSINESS?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2017

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AUH2O JR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY LEAK CONFIRMS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR BILL CLINTON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORANGE MASS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2017

BUT IMAGINE IF HE WORKED ON THE SABBATH!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURE, IT'S ILLEGAL AND UNETHICAL...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THOUGH WE'RE SYMPATHETIC TO THE ARGUMENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S PRAYER GOES UNANSWERED:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE GOVERNORS ARE GROWN-UPS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2017

BY JULY WE MAY BE DOWN TO H:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DIAGRAM IS DEVASTATING IN AND OF ITSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2017

COME BACK, JEB!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UR ALWAYS WAS TOO APOLITICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRUMP/PUTIN SYNERGY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU WOULDN'T HIRE HIM TO RUN THE LOLLIPOP GUILD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2017

TREE!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FIGHT HE CAN NOT WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO HE CLAIMED HILLARY WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FIGHTING FOR THE LIFE BOATS IS GONNA GET UGLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SENSE? COHERENCE? WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S DISCUSSING?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S PRETTY MUCH VICENTE FOX'S PRISON WIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2017

AMERICA FOURTH!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THE DOWNSIDE OF BILL WITH NONE OF THE UP:

Posted by orrinj at 2:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 28, 2017

HE'LL THROW OUT THE FIRST BALL AT THE MASTERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMEY V. COMB-OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY THINK THEY CAN SAVE BLACKSMITHING JOBS TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE AMERICAN LePENS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2017

GONNA NEED MORE FINGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY A FRENCHMAN; IT WAS BUYING AMERICANS THAT WAS UNUSUAL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BOOKERS STILL HAVE THEIR JOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HILLARY WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2017

THE WHITE HOUSE AS AN ETHICS-FREE ZONE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE KNEW HE WAS A LIAR WHEN WE HIRED HIM (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2017

HE'S EVEN LYING WHEN HE SAYS "AND" AND "THE"::

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE COLLABORATION WAS NOT SECRET:

Posted by orrinj at 10:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OH, IT'LL GET WORSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY HE RAN DONALD'S CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL LIES, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT A COMPLEX IF YOU ARE INFERIOR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME BACK, CARTER?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD AND HIS SHADOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 6:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FORTRESS OF FALSEHOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POINT IS THAT THERE IS NO DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DEEP SHINING CITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2017

THE COLLABORATION WITH PUTIN IS ALL OUT IN THE OPEN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YET HE FELT COMPELLED TO ANNOUNCE HE HAD NOTHING ON HILLARY TWICE?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE MEANT RUSSIA TODAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2017

GOSH, HE'S BAD AT THIS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT EXACTLY HAMILTON VS JEFFERSON...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2017

NO ONE OWES DONALD ANYTHING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA HAVE TO FIRE A LOT MORE FOLKS AT JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 17, 2017

THE PRICE IS PREET:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEP IT CLASSY, LITTLE FINGER!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUSTAINING IGNORANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 16, 2017

LEAVING HIS DEFENDERS COMPLETELY DIVORCED FROM REALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHY WOULDN'T A KREMLIN EMPLOYEE BE PRO-PUTIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 11:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A DELICIOUS IRONY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CHEETO STANDS ALONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2017

THE WHIPHAND:

Posted by orrinj at 12:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAILED PRESIDENT, SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2017

DEEP AND WIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TELL HIM THE ACLU:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2017

C'MON, MAN, HIS LAPDOGS JUST SPENT A WEEK PRETENDING OBAMA DID IT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING IS NOT POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS INEPTITUDE SERVES THE REPUBLIC:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2017

THE BEST LAID PLANS OF DONALD AND VLAD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MANNERS ARE MALE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE ALL ANSWERABLE TO THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2017

BAG MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO DOUBTS HE LIKES PERJURY?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KOMMITTEE WORK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SECONDARY PROBLEM...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2017

THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED THE FOREIGN AGENT PART...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLABORATION CORROBORATION:

Posted by orrinj at 11:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2017

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT WE JUST KNOW IT WAS OBAMA!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ARE THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NAKED BOOTLEG:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2017

"AMAZING CONSISTENCY":

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER HE'S TRYING TO BLAME THE UR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIKE BEING EMPLOYED BY RUSSIA TODAY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOD BLESS THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PANIC IN PUTINVILLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOO EASILY TOYED WITH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2017

AND THE ONE THING WE KNOW DRIVES HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PROBLEM WITH ARGUING THAT IT'S ALL JUST APPEARANCES...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORDER THEM TO TURN EVERYTHING OVER TO CONGRESS AND THE PRESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2017

TILLERSON MUST BE VALET-PARKING CARS?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT TURNS OUT...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BETRAY? ALL HIS TWEETS ARE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR IGNORANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IGNORE THE FAT CONTROLLER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A DESERVED VICTORY LAP:

Posted by orrinj at 11:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEPENDS WHAT THE MEANING OF MEETING IS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 10:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 3, 2017

UNCLE SAM BIT HIM TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHEEP EXIST TO BE FLEECED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT AS IF ONE EXPECTS ANY PRINCIPLES FROM THIS CREW:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MORE IMPORTANT IS THE FLIP SIDE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A HELPFUL IDENTIFIER OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2017

THE HIGH COST OF "TOUGHNESS":

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUCH:

Posted by orrinj at 1:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUBBLE BOY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKING IT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BOXING DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAINTAIN? THAT SHIP DONE SAILED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMETHING ABOUT IVANKA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ADD IN THE DEFEAT OF ISIS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2017

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND NO ONE DOUBTS THE FIFA DOSSIER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2017

NOTHING WRONG WITH CEDING POWER TO THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLEASE, HAMMER, DON'T HURT HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HASH MASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT THE WILLINGNESS TO WASTE AMERICAN LIVES SHOWS TOUGHNESS!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2017

NEVERMIND WHETHER THE MANHATTAN BILLIONAIRE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF ELITE OR NOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE REALLY NEEDS TO NOT SPEAK:

Posted by orrinj at 12:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT PARANOIA...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUNSHINE PATRIOTISM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2017

DANG THAT LIBERAL MEDIA...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER DONALD HAS TO TRY AND DISCREDIT THE PRESS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OOPS, WE DID WHAT?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FACT-FREE ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE JOURNAL KNOWS THAT, TELL DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2017

BUT EVEN THEY'VE JUMPED SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT, SOMEONE TOOK HIS CRITICISMS SERIOUSLY?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE AMORAL MINORITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2017

EVERYBODY SAYS "NEVER AGAIN"...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S ALWAYS SEEMED THE MOST LIKELY REASON FOR CONCEALING MEDICAL RECORDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOES MR. PENCE HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 20, 2017

IT'S A REPUBLIC; THE DEEP STATE IS BROAD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IDENTICAL PERSONALLY; OPPOSITES ON CIVIL RIGHTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAPPILY, HIS FAILURES ARE AMERICA'S SUCCESS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING AMERICA GREEK AGAIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2017

WE'RE WITH THE ENEMIES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT SELF-RESPECTING MAN WOULD WORK FOR HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2017

AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE SOME PRIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT CONSIDERS THIS AN AWESOME START:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF YOU'RE WRONG, DISCREDIT THE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S TURN IN THE TIGER CAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2017

INCOMING!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELFARE QUEENS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH REMINDS US OF MARY McCARTHY ON LILLIAN HELLMAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KING OF NOTHING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOOT YOUR TV:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WANTED--UNSERIOUS PERSON FOR CRAPPY JOB:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2017

SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE JOB...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DO YOUR JOB?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCUSE US, MS CLINTON, CAN WE BORROW YOUR SERVER?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"I CAN GET YOU THERE I BET":

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OPPOSITION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MISUNDERSTANDING REPUBLICAN INSTITUTIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GUY'S OLD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2017

THE WHIPHAND IS ON THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST ANOTHER FAILED TRUMP ENTERPRISE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AREN'T SURVIVALISTS THEIR CORE CONSTITUENCY?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD(WATER):

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT PENCE HAS A RING TO IT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SMOOTH AS THE HANDLE ON A GUN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LOVE CHILD OF CLOUSEAU AND COUSTEAU:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RIDICULE IS A WEAPON:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE DOSSIERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT WAS HE USING A BLACKBERRY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SESSIONS WAS THE ONE THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN DOWN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2017

NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE PEQUOD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND YOU THOUGHT RINGLING BROTHERS CLOSED?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PWNING LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WORST KEPT SECRET EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCEPT HE'S JUDGE SMAILS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE DOWN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2017

HE'S DEFINITELY NOT USING HILLARY'S SECURE SERVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

4 LESS YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 12:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FLIGHT 455 ELECTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE KNOW IT'S FAKE NEWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BUCK NEVER STOPS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OTHER THAN THAT, HOW'S THE PLANNED CHAOS WORKING OUT?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2017

WAGING PRESIDENT BANNON'S WAR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKE, AS IN TRUE, NEWS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CUE KILLER RABBIT THEME...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2017

HE MAY EVEN BEAT SPICER OUT THE DOOR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBAMA LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S A LIBERAL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN WE RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVIDENCE? THE OVAL IS FACT-FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRIENDLY FIRE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2017

ALL THE FAKE NEWS IS TRUE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GUARANTEED INCOMPETENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE COST HER THE ELECTION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE DOESN'T GET FRIENDSHIP, NEVERMIND BROTHERHOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THAT HE RAN HIS BUSINESSES WELL EITHER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OVAL IS A FACT-FREE ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF IT WEREN'T FOR GORSUCH...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CREDENCE REVIVAL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2017

IN HER DEFENSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE MERKEL AND ABE COULD SURRENDER AGAIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IT IS...I'M AGIN' IT!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIXON WITHOUT KISSINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2017

AND NO ONE EVEN PRETENDS BILL IS INNOCENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CREDIBILITY IS FINITE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN WAY OVER HIS ORANGE HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE IT'S NOT VENEREAL?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2017

THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:

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IT'S NOT A BATHROBE; HE'S WRAPPED IN TINFOIL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2017

RHYMES WITH WRECKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MAN WHO MADE EUROPEANS FUNNY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

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IT'S NOT MORAL EQUIVALENCY WHEN YOUR GUY DOES IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2017

THE FISH ROTS FROM THE (CARROT) TOP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE FINALLY HAVE THAT MOST PEN AND TRANSPARENT WHITE HOUSE EVER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOD THING IT'S CHEAP, HE'S DRIVING CONSUMPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2017

LEAKING WORSE THAN THE WEST WING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT DONALD'S FAULT THEY BOTCHED THE MISSION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'LL BE VISITING DOVER OFTEN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2017

A LOYALTY-FREE ZONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN'T COUNT ON DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME BACK, CARTER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND SICKER...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LATHER; REPEAT; REINCE! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN A PRESIDENCY DECLARE BANKRUPTCY, 'CAUSE HE NEEDS BAILING OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 11:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHEAPER THAN A BABYSITTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2017

NO ONE EVER WENT BROKE BETTING ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF IGNORANCE WERE BLISS HE'D BE LESS SURLY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GO TWEET YOURSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'LL GO BACK WHEN IT'S PRESIDENT HALEY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PAY-OFF FOR BOXING HIM IN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IMPORTANCE OF DENYING DONALD A DEMOCRATIC SENATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THUS THE CHAIN OF COMMAND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2017

OKAY, WE GET THAT HE DEGRADES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRIDAY NIGHT DONALD AND SUNDAY MORNING DONALD (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DESERT TWO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EXPECTED GOOD GOVERNANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FORGET THE POLICY, THEY CARE ABOUT POWER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT CONGRESS CAN DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN NIXON HAD BEBE REBOZO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROTECTING LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RETIRING RECORDS RIGHT AND LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING THE ACLU GREAT AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SUREST SIGN OF hIS SPECIAL PROVIDENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2017

THANKS, DONALD:

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January 28, 2017

BUT THE FANBOYS THINK HE'S WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKES JEREMIAH DENTON LOOK LIKE A WILLING PARTICIPANT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2017

THEY KNOW HIM BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2017

"WITH GEOMETRIC LOGIC":

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU THINK FACT-CHECKING HIM IS TEDIOUS?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"FROM REAL TO BIZARRE":

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THIS ADMINISTRATION LEAKS WORSE THAN THE BORDER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST THE SECRETARY HIMSELF HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE JUST RED MEAT FOR THE WINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2017

HILLARY LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2017

AT LEAST THEY'RE GETTING PAID...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN'T SPELL POTUS WITHOUT ADHD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE A NUMBER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE WOULD SAY HE WAS OVERCOMPENSATING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

POTEMKIN PLAUDITS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2017

WHEN YOU'VE LOST THE JOURNAL:

Posted by orrinj at 2:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MISSING THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ALREADY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DIVORCEE

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2017

WELL, HIS BY-PRODUCT IS SCAT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE IS NO DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE WAY TO CURE TURNOUT ENVY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GET A ROOM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LITTLE FINGERS, SMALLER MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURE, THEY DIED IN SERVICE TO THEIR COUNTRY THAT I AVOIDED, BUT I'M A VICTIM!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2017

IF ONLY THE FBI WERE AS PROFESSIONAL AS THE TIMES...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2017

WHY CHECK? IT WAS FACT FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

McCONNELL, RYAN, ROBERTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2017

DUDE, IT WON'T GIVE YOU NORMAL SIZE FINGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LETTING THE BUREAUCRACY RUN THE GOVERNMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2017

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEER, MEET HEADLIGHTS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MADAME PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2017

4 MORE YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE EXTRAORDINARY RELATIONSHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2017

FREE UNLOADER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2017

KNOWING WHO YOUR ENEMIES ARE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2017

GOOD JOB, JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 11:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ALTERNATIVE IS MUCH WORSE THAN THE BLACKMAIL/BRIBERY THEORY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEW! THE ANTI-DONALD CONSPIRACY THEORY HAD BEEN SORELY LACKING IN JEWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"PEOPLE ARE SAYING...":

Posted by orrinj at 12:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2017

INVESTIGATING FIFA WOULD BE GOOD PREP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK II:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MASTER OF COMPROMISE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT WHETHER BUT WHAT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2017

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THEY CERTAINLY HAD ODD PROCLIVITIES TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 1:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FREEDOM OF INFORMATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2017

FOUR MORE YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MORE TIED-UP THE BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD BROUGHT A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ENTIRE POINT OF PROTECTIONISM IS TO MAKE THE ECONOMY LESS EFFICIENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS VLAD'S ONLY HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2017

PAGING MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAST NAIL IN GERALD FORD'S COFFIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT DAD CAN'T BAIL HIM OUT THIS TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2017

THERE IS NO DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2017

AT LEAST HISS AND COMPANY WERE TRUE BELIEVERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THERE ARE NO 14-YEAR OLD RUSSIANS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2017

UNSERIOUS PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2017

PAGING PRESIDENT PENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2017

REPUBLICANS VS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2016

MEPHISTO WALTZ:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2016

HE COULDN'T RUN GAMBLING DENS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 25, 2016

JUST LIKE HILLARY, BUT WITH SHORTER FINGERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KARDASHIAN KAMELOT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TYPICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 9:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2016

SOMETHING ABOUT IVANKA:

Posted by orrinj at 9:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2016

HEAVING HIS TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BIDDABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2016

HE IS WHO HE CLAIMS SHE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2016

OF COURSE HE DOESN'T; COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"HE IS A NEW YORKER":

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2016

IF RUDY AND CHRISTIE HAD MONEY THEY'D HAVE JOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"KARDASHIAN CAMELOT":

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHEETO HILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2016

HAVEN'T THEY EVER HEARD OF A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS, IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2016

IT'S NOT A SWAMP WHEN WE DO IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO, BUY EMBRAER?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S NO RAT, THAT'S CHEETO JESUS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2016

MAKE ME HAPPY; MAKE ME FEEL FINE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SADLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2016

OUR BERNIE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2016

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT PART OF HIS CRONYISM DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2016

DRAINAGE DITCH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STEP ASIDE, SWEETIE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2016

WORKED FOR THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2016

WELSHING IN SCOTLAND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EVER ACCUSED HIM OF HAVING TASTE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2016

A STRANGER TO INTELLIGENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2016

THE VIRTUE OF THOUGHTLESSNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"HELLO, MR. MAYOR":

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November 22, 2016

IF THE NY POST WON'T PIMP FOR HIM, WHO WILL?:

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NO ONE THOUGHT HE'D BE ANY GOOD AT IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEAST WE'RE ENTITLED TO FROM A FREE PRESS IN A REPUBLIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2016

THE LAST LIBERAL PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2016

ANOTHER NEOCON WIN:

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HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2016

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEAUREGARD'S WILL BE UGLY ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO TOO DOES THE ROOSTER BELIEVE IT MAKES THE SUN RISE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOCK HIM UP...:

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BUT THEY ARE SERIOUS MEN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2016

NO WONDER HE WANTS MITT:

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DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BANANA REPUBLICANS:

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November 16, 2016

THE APPRENTICE:

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THE APPRENTICE:

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DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ESTABLISHMENT JUST ISN'T AS FRAGILE...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2016

THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS EVEN MORE POWER SHIFTING TO THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIGHT OF THE LITTLE FINGERS:

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THE NOT-READY FOR PRIME-TIME PLAYERS:

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ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

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November 14, 2016

LOCK THEM UP:

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ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

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November 13, 2016

THE LIBERAL PRESIDENT VS THE REPUBLICANS:

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THIS WAS THE ONLY THING NJ VOTERS HELD AGAINST TOM KEAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)