April 28, 2017

THE TAINT OF DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 3:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 25, 2017

LITTLE WOODEN HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 23, 2017

EXCEPT HE CAN'T EVEN DELIVER THE WALL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INTO THIN AIR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2017

FOLLOWING THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALTHOUGH IT'S WRONG...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 20, 2017

TURN THE PAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 19, 2017

IT'S NOT LIKE VLAD COULD AFFORD FOR AN ENEMY TO WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE COULD HARDLY GET MORE UNPOPULAR IN SUCH A SAFE DISTRICT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOW EVEN THE ISLAMOPHOBES WILL SAY HE'S WORSE THAN HITLER...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE "SCANDAL" WAS ALWAYS SELF-REFUTING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 18, 2017

DRESSING IS NOT HIS RUSSIAN CONDIMENT OF CHOICE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT HAS TO BE SUSAN RICE'S FAULT...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CASHING IN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 17, 2017

NOT TO UNMASK THEM WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONGDOING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 16, 2017

WELL, HE IS BOMBING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PUMPKIN'S TURN IN THE CARRIAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 15, 2017

WE ALL KNOW HE'S IGNORANT OF THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR LAWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHAKEDOWN STREET:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAUXCONOMICS:

Posted by orrinj at 11:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 14, 2017

IN LIKE FLYNN JR.:

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ESTABLISHMENTARIAN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCKS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT SEEMS FAIR TO ASK...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEVASTATING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DUDE, IT'S SUSHI!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE "SQUIRREL!" SHOUTERS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT ALL THAT LINGERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 12, 2017

HAVING CLEARED ALL THE HOOPS...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MIND THE GAPS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DRIP...DRIP...DRIP...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 11, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

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April 10, 2017

DRIP...DRIP...DRIP...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:45 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 8, 2017

OUR JIMMY CARTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 7, 2017

THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY TOPICS THAT ECONOMISTS DISAGREE ON:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST ALGER HISS HAD THE DECENCY TO HIDE HIS COLLABORATION:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

US STRIKES SYRIA; rIGHT HURT MOST:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE BROKE HIM; WE OWN HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 4:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 6, 2017

FELLOW-TRAVELING:

Posted by orrinj at 10:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD CORRUPTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 10:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POLITICS ANGLE OF THE UNMASKING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOD RIDDANCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ADMISSION DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT IS THE MASKED MEN'S PRESENCE IN THE REPORTS THAT IS THE SMOKING GUN:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 4, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

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EVEN A BLIND SHIEK FINDS AN ACORN ONCE IN AWHILE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH...BUT...HILLARY!:

Posted by orrinj at 5:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEFENDING LIKE WEPNER:

Posted by orrinj at 1:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THESE ARE THE CLOWNS WHO'LL SHOW US HOW TO RUN GOVERNMENT LIKE THEIR BUSINESS?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 3, 2017

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AUH2O JR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVERY LEAK CONFIRMS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR BILL CLINTON:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORANGE MASS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 2, 2017

BUT IMAGINE IF HE WORKED ON THE SABBATH!:

Posted by orrinj at 3:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURE, IT'S ILLEGAL AND UNETHICAL...:

Posted by orrinj at 2:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THOUGH WE'RE SYMPATHETIC TO THE ARGUMENT...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S PRAYER GOES UNANSWERED:

Posted by orrinj at 10:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BECAUSE GOVERNORS ARE GROWN-UPS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2017

BY JULY WE MAY BE DOWN TO H:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DIAGRAM IS DEVASTATING IN AND OF ITSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 31, 2017

COME BACK, JEB!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE UR ALWAYS WAS TOO APOLITICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE TRUMP/PUTIN SYNERGY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU WOULDN'T HIRE HIM TO RUN THE LOLLIPOP GUILD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 30, 2017

TREE!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:37 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FIGHT HE CAN NOT WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO HE CLAIMED HILLARY WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FIGHTING FOR THE LIFE BOATS IS GONNA GET UGLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SENSE? COHERENCE? WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S DISCUSSING?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S PRETTY MUCH VICENTE FOX'S PRISON WIFE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 29, 2017

AMERICA FOURTH!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL THE DOWNSIDE OF BILL WITH NONE OF THE UP:

Posted by orrinj at 2:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 28, 2017

HE'LL THROW OUT THE FIRST BALL AT THE MASTERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:13 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMEY V. COMB-OVER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THEY THINK THEY CAN SAVE BLACKSMITHING JOBS TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE AMERICAN LePENS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 27, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 26, 2017

GONNA NEED MORE FINGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY A FRENCHMAN; IT WAS BUYING AMERICANS THAT WAS UNUSUAL:

Posted by orrinj at 3:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BOOKERS STILL HAVE THEIR JOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HILLARY WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2017

THE WHITE HOUSE AS AN ETHICS-FREE ZONE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2017

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

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WE KNEW HE WAS A LIAR WHEN WE HIRED HIM (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 23, 2017

HE'S EVEN LYING WHEN HE SAYS "AND" AND "THE"::

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 22, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE COLLABORATION WAS NOT SECRET:

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DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OH, IT'LL GET WORSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH IS WHY HE RAN DONALD'S CAMPAIGN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL LIES, ALL THE TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT A COMPLEX IF YOU ARE INFERIOR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 21, 2017

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME BACK, CARTER?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD AND HIS SHADOW:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 6:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FORTRESS OF FALSEHOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE POINT IS THAT THERE IS NO DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DEEP SHINING CITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2017

THE COLLABORATION WITH PUTIN IS ALL OUT IN THE OPEN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YET HE FELT COMPELLED TO ANNOUNCE HE HAD NOTHING ON HILLARY TWICE?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE MEANT RUSSIA TODAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 19, 2017

GOSH, HE'S BAD AT THIS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT EXACTLY HAMILTON VS JEFFERSON...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 18, 2017

NO ONE OWES DONALD ANYTHING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GONNA HAVE TO FIRE A LOT MORE FOLKS AT JUSTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 12:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 17, 2017

THE PRICE IS PREET:

Posted by orrinj at 4:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KEEP IT CLASSY, LITTLE FINGER!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUSTAINING IGNORANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 16, 2017

LEAVING HIS DEFENDERS COMPLETELY DIVORCED FROM REALITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHY WOULDN'T A KREMLIN EMPLOYEE BE PRO-PUTIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 11:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A DELICIOUS IRONY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CHEETO STANDS ALONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 15, 2017

THE WHIPHAND:

Posted by orrinj at 12:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAILED PRESIDENT, SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 14, 2017

DEEP AND WIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 11:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TELL HIM THE ACLU:

Posted by orrinj at 5:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 13, 2017

C'MON, MAN, HIS LAPDOGS JUST SPENT A WEEK PRETENDING OBAMA DID IT...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING IS NOT POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HIS INEPTITUDE SERVES THE REPUBLIC:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 12, 2017

THE BEST LAID PLANS OF DONALD AND VLAD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MANNERS ARE MALE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE ALL ANSWERABLE TO THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 9, 2017

BAG MAN:

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WHO DOUBTS HE LIKES PERJURY?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

KOMMITTEE WORK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SECONDARY PROBLEM...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2017

THE lEFT IS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED THE FOREIGN AGENT PART...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COLLABORATION CORROBORATION:

Posted by orrinj at 11:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 7, 2017

HE'S NOT A REPUBLICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT WE JUST KNOW IT WAS OBAMA!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE ARE THE dEEP sTATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NAKED BOOTLEG:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 6, 2017

"AMAZING CONSISTENCY":

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER HE'S TRYING TO BLAME THE UR:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LIKE BEING EMPLOYED BY RUSSIA TODAY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOD BLESS THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PANIC IN PUTINVILLE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

TOO EASILY TOYED WITH:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 5, 2017

AND THE ONE THING WE KNOW DRIVES HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PROBLEM WITH ARGUING THAT IT'S ALL JUST APPEARANCES...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ORDER THEM TO TURN EVERYTHING OVER TO CONGRESS AND THE PRESS...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 4, 2017

TILLERSON MUST BE VALET-PARKING CARS?:

Posted by orrinj at 10:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT TURNS OUT...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BETRAY? ALL HIS TWEETS ARE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR IGNORANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IGNORE THE FAT CONTROLLER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A DESERVED VICTORY LAP:

Posted by orrinj at 11:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEPENDS WHAT THE MEANING OF MEETING IS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:

Posted by orrinj at 10:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 3, 2017

UNCLE SAM BIT HIM TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SHEEP EXIST TO BE FLEECED:

Posted by orrinj at 3:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT AS IF ONE EXPECTS ANY PRINCIPLES FROM THIS CREW:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MORE IMPORTANT IS THE FLIP SIDE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S A HELPFUL IDENTIFIER OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 2, 2017

THE HIGH COST OF "TOUGHNESS":

Posted by orrinj at 6:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUCH:

Posted by orrinj at 1:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUBBLE BOY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKING IT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BOXING DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAINTAIN? THAT SHIP DONE SAILED:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SOMETHING ABOUT IVANKA:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ADD IN THE DEFEAT OF ISIS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 1, 2017

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND NO ONE DOUBTS THE FIFA DOSSIER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 28, 2017

NOTHING WRONG WITH CEDING POWER TO THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 11:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PLEASE, HAMMER, DON'T HURT HIM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HASH MASTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT THE WILLINGNESS TO WASTE AMERICAN LIVES SHOWS TOUGHNESS!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2017

NEVERMIND WHETHER THE MANHATTAN BILLIONAIRE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF ELITE OR NOT...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE REALLY NEEDS TO NOT SPEAK:

Posted by orrinj at 12:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT PARANOIA...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SUNSHINE PATRIOTISM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 23, 2017

DANG THAT LIBERAL MEDIA...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO WONDER DONALD HAS TO TRY AND DISCREDIT THE PRESS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OOPS, WE DID WHAT?:

Posted by orrinj at 9:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A FACT-FREE ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE JOURNAL KNOWS THAT, TELL DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 4:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 22, 2017

BUT EVEN THEY'VE JUMPED SHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 7:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WAIT, SOMEONE TOOK HIS CRITICISMS SERIOUSLY?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE AMORAL MINORITY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2017

EVERYBODY SAYS "NEVER AGAIN"...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S ALWAYS SEEMED THE MOST LIKELY REASON FOR CONCEALING MEDICAL RECORDS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:59 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOES MR. PENCE HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT?:

Posted by orrinj at 7:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 20, 2017

IT'S A REPUBLIC; THE DEEP STATE IS BROAD:

Posted by orrinj at 8:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IDENTICAL PERSONALLY; OPPOSITES ON CIVIL RIGHTS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE FLIES AEROFLOT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KNOWING YOUR ALLIES:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAPPILY, HIS FAILURES ARE AMERICA'S SUCCESS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING AMERICA GREEK AGAIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 19, 2017

WE'RE WITH THE ENEMIES:

Posted by orrinj at 2:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT SELF-RESPECTING MAN WOULD WORK FOR HIM...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:36 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 18, 2017

AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE SOME PRIDE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE rIGHT CONSIDERS THIS AN AWESOME START:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF YOU'RE WRONG, DISCREDIT THE FACTS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED:

Posted by orrinj at 11:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:49 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD'S TURN IN THE TIGER CAGE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 17, 2017

INCOMING!:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELFARE QUEENS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH REMINDS US OF MARY McCARTHY ON LILLIAN HELLMAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KING OF NOTHING:

Posted by orrinj at 7:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHOOT YOUR TV:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WANTED--UNSERIOUS PERSON FOR CRAPPY JOB:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 16, 2017

SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE JOB...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DO YOUR JOB?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCUSE US, MS CLINTON, CAN WE BORROW YOUR SERVER?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"I CAN GET YOU THERE I BET":

Posted by orrinj at 7:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OPPOSITION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MISUNDERSTANDING REPUBLICAN INSTITUTIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE GUY'S OLD...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 15, 2017

THE WHIPHAND IS ON THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST ANOTHER FAILED TRUMP ENTERPRISE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 9:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

AREN'T SURVIVALISTS THEIR CORE CONSTITUENCY?:

Posted by orrinj at 8:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD(WATER):

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT PENCE HAS A RING TO IT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SMOOTH AS THE HANDLE ON A GUN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LOVE CHILD OF CLOUSEAU AND COUSTEAU:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RIDICULE IS A WEAPON:

Posted by orrinj at 6:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE DOSSIERS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

YEAH, BUT WAS HE USING A BLACKBERRY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SESSIONS WAS THE ONE THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN DOWN...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 14, 2017

NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE PEQUOD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:

Posted by orrinj at 4:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AND YOU THOUGHT RINGLING BROTHERS CLOSED?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PWNING LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WORST KEPT SECRET EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXCEPT HE'S JUDGE SMAILS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE DOWN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 13, 2017

HE'S DEFINITELY NOT USING HILLARY'S SECURE SERVER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

4 LESS YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 12:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE FLIGHT 455 ELECTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE KNOW IT'S FAKE NEWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE BUCK NEVER STOPS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OTHER THAN THAT, HOW'S THE PLANNED CHAOS WORKING OUT?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 12, 2017

WAGING PRESIDENT BANNON'S WAR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FAKE, AS IN TRUE, NEWS:

Posted by orrinj at 12:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CUE KILLER RABBIT THEME...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 11, 2017

HE MAY EVEN BEAT SPICER OUT THE DOOR:

Posted by orrinj at 10:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

OBAMA LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'S A LIBERAL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN WE RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVIDENCE? THE OVAL IS FACT-FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRIENDLY FIRE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2017

ALL THE FAKE NEWS IS TRUE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GUARANTEED INCOMPETENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE COST HER THE ELECTION:

Posted by orrinj at 4:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE DOESN'T GET FRIENDSHIP, NEVERMIND BROTHERHOOD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THAT HE RAN HIS BUSINESSES WELL EITHER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE OVAL IS A FACT-FREE ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF IT WEREN'T FOR GORSUCH...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CREDENCE REVIVAL:

Posted by orrinj at 5:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 9, 2017

IN HER DEFENSE...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

JUST HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE MERKEL AND ABE COULD SURRENDER AGAIN?:

Posted by orrinj at 2:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IT IS...I'M AGIN' IT!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIXON WITHOUT KISSINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2017

AND NO ONE EVEN PRETENDS BILL IS INNOCENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CREDIBILITY IS FINITE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IN WAY OVER HIS ORANGE HEAD:

Posted by orrinj at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOVERNING IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAYBE IT'S NOT VENEREAL?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 7, 2017

THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT A BATHROBE; HE'S WRAPPED IN TINFOIL:

Posted by orrinj at 8:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAUGHINGSTOCK:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 6, 2017

RHYMES WITH WRECKS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:49 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MAN WHO MADE EUROPEANS FUNNY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THANKS, W:

Posted by orrinj at 8:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 5, 2017

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT MORAL EQUIVALENCY WHEN YOUR GUY DOES IT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2017

THE FISH ROTS FROM THE (CARROT) TOP:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE FINALLY HAVE THAT MOST PEN AND TRANSPARENT WHITE HOUSE EVER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GOOD THING IT'S CHEAP, HE'S DRIVING CONSUMPTION:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 3, 2017

LEAKING WORSE THAN THE WEST WING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT'S NOT DONALD'S FAULT THEY BOTCHED THE MISSION...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE'LL BE VISITING DOVER OFTEN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 2, 2017

A LOYALTY-FREE ZONE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU CAN'T COUNT ON DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME BACK, CARTER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

...AND SICKER...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LATHER; REPEAT; REINCE! (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN A PRESIDENCY DECLARE BANKRUPTCY, 'CAUSE HE NEEDS BAILING OUT:

Posted by orrinj at 11:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHEAPER THAN A BABYSITTER:

Posted by orrinj at 8:27 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 1, 2017

NO ONE EVER WENT BROKE BETTING ON THE DEEP STATE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

IF IGNORANCE WERE BLISS HE'D BE LESS SURLY:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GO TWEET YOURSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 4:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE'LL GO BACK WHEN IT'S PRESIDENT HALEY:

Posted by orrinj at 1:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE PAY-OFF FOR BOXING HIM IN:

Posted by orrinj at 10:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE IMPORTANCE OF DENYING DONALD A DEMOCRATIC SENATE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THUS THE CHAIN OF COMMAND:

Posted by orrinj at 6:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2017

OKAY, WE GET THAT HE DEGRADES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

FRIDAY NIGHT DONALD AND SUNDAY MORNING DONALD (profanity alert):

Posted by orrinj at 1:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DESERT TWO:

Posted by orrinj at 8:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EXPECTED GOOD GOVERNANCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FORGET THE POLICY, THEY CARE ABOUT POWER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 30, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT CONGRESS CAN DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EVEN NIXON HAD BEBE REBOZO:

Posted by orrinj at 3:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

PROTECTING LITTLE FINGER:

Posted by orrinj at 11:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

RETIRING RECORDS RIGHT AND LEFT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKING THE ACLU GREAT AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 8:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE SUREST SIGN OF hIS SPECIAL PROVIDENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2017

THANKS, DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 28, 2017

BUT THE FANBOYS THINK HE'S WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MAKES JEREMIAH DENTON LOOK LIKE A WILLING PARTICIPANT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 27, 2017

THEY KNOW HIM BEST:

Posted by orrinj at 8:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 26, 2017

"WITH GEOMETRIC LOGIC":

Posted by orrinj at 9:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

YOU THINK FACT-CHECKING HIM IS TEDIOUS?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"FROM REAL TO BIZARRE":

Posted by orrinj at 4:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THIS ADMINISTRATION LEAKS WORSE THAN THE BORDER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

AT LEAST THE SECRETARY HIMSELF HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE...:

Posted by orrinj at 12:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE JUST RED MEAT FOR THE WINGS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2017

HILLARY LITE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

OUR DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 24, 2017

AT LEAST THEY'RE GETTING PAID...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 2:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

CAN'T SPELL POTUS WITHOUT ADHD:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TAKE A NUMBER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE WOULD SAY HE WAS OVERCOMPENSATING...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

POTEMKIN PLAUDITS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2017

WHEN YOU'VE LOST THE JOURNAL:

Posted by orrinj at 2:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

MISSING THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ALREADY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE DIVORCEE

Posted by orrinj at 6:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 22, 2017

WELL, HIS BY-PRODUCT IS SCAT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE IS NO DEFENSE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ONE WAY TO CURE TURNOUT ENVY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

GET A ROOM:

Posted by orrinj at 6:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LITTLE FINGERS, SMALLER MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SURE, THEY DIED IN SERVICE TO THEIR COUNTRY THAT I AVOIDED, BUT I'M A VICTIM!:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2017

IF ONLY THE FBI WERE AS PROFESSIONAL AS THE TIMES...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 20, 2017

WHY CHECK? IT WAS FACT FREE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:23 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

McCONNELL, RYAN, ROBERTS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2017

DUDE, IT WON'T GIVE YOU NORMAL SIZE FINGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

COMIC GOLD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

LETTING THE BUREAUCRACY RUN THE GOVERNMENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2017

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DEER, MEET HEADLIGHTS:

Posted by orrinj at 10:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WINNING!:

Posted by orrinj at 9:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MADAME PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:19 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 17, 2017

4 MORE YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 4:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE EXTRAORDINARY RELATIONSHIP:

Posted by orrinj at 8:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:

Posted by orrinj at 5:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 16, 2017

FREE UNLOADER:

Posted by orrinj at 9:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 15, 2017

KNOWING WHO YOUR ENEMIES ARE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 14, 2017

GOOD JOB, JEB:

Posted by orrinj at 11:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ALTERNATIVE IS MUCH WORSE THAN THE BLACKMAIL/BRIBERY THEORY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHEW! THE ANTI-DONALD CONSPIRACY THEORY HAD BEEN SORELY LACKING IN JEWS...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 13, 2017

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"PEOPLE ARE SAYING...":

Posted by orrinj at 12:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 12, 2017

INVESTIGATING FIFA WOULD BE GOOD PREP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK II:

Posted by orrinj at 8:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

MASTER OF COMPROMISE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT WHETHER BUT WHAT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 11, 2017

SUBLIME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THEY CERTAINLY HAD ODD PROCLIVITIES TOO:

Posted by orrinj at 1:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

FREEDOM OF INFORMATION:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 10, 2017

FOUR MORE YEARS!:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE MORE TIED-UP THE BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 6:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD BROUGHT A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ENTIRE POINT OF PROTECTIONISM IS TO MAKE THE ECONOMY LESS EFFICIENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:09 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD IS VLAD'S ONLY HOPE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 9, 2017

PAGING MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 7:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LAST NAIL IN GERALD FORD'S COFFIN:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT DAD CAN'T BAIL HIM OUT THIS TIME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 6, 2017

THERE IS NO DONALD:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 5, 2017

AT LEAST HISS AND COMPANY WERE TRUE BELIEVERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 4:24 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELL, THERE ARE NO 14-YEAR OLD RUSSIANS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 4, 2017

UNSERIOUS PEOPLE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 3, 2017

PAGING PRESIDENT PENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 2, 2017

REPUBLICANS VS THE rIGHT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 29, 2016

MEPHISTO WALTZ:

Posted by orrinj at 6:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE:

Posted by orrinj at 1:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 28, 2016

HE COULDN'T RUN GAMBLING DENS...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 25, 2016

JUST LIKE HILLARY, BUT WITH SHORTER FINGERS...:

Posted by orrinj at 11:22 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

KARDASHIAN KAMELOT:

Posted by orrinj at 10:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

TYPICAL:

Posted by orrinj at 9:39 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2016

SOMETHING ABOUT IVANKA:

Posted by orrinj at 9:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 16, 2016

HEAVING HIS TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM:

Posted by orrinj at 9:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BIDDABLE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 15, 2016

HE IS WHO HE CLAIMS SHE IS:

Posted by orrinj at 7:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 13, 2016

OF COURSE HE DOESN'T; COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"HE IS A NEW YORKER":

Posted by orrinj at 1:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 11, 2016

IF RUDY AND CHRISTIE HAD MONEY THEY'D HAVE JOBS:

Posted by orrinj at 1:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"KARDASHIAN CAMELOT":

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

CHEETO HILLARY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 9, 2016

HAVEN'T THEY EVER HEARD OF A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS, IVANKA GETS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 6, 2016

IT'S NOT A SWAMP WHEN WE DO IT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO, BUY EMBRAER?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT'S NO RAT, THAT'S CHEETO JESUS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 5, 2016

MAKE ME HAPPY; MAKE ME FEEL FINE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:11 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SADLY...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:02 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 3, 2016

OUR BERNIE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 2, 2016

THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:

Posted by orrinj at 7:04 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT PART OF HIS CRONYISM DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?:

Posted by orrinj at 6:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 29, 2016

DRAINAGE DITCH:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

STEP ASIDE, SWEETIE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:15 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 28, 2016

WORKED FOR THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by orrinj at 3:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 25, 2016

WELSHING IN SCOTLAND:

Posted by orrinj at 8:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE EVER ACCUSED HIM OF HAVING TASTE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 24, 2016

A STRANGER TO INTELLIGENCE:

Posted by orrinj at 10:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 23, 2016

THE VIRTUE OF THOUGHTLESSNESS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:34 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

"HELLO, MR. MAYOR":

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 22, 2016

IF THE NY POST WON'T PIMP FOR HIM, WHO WILL?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:00 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NO ONE THOUGHT HE'D BE ANY GOOD AT IT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 3:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE LEAST WE'RE ENTITLED TO FROM A FREE PRESS IN A REPUBLIC...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2016

THE LAST LIBERAL PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:31 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 19, 2016

ANOTHER NEOCON WIN:

Posted by orrinj at 12:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 18, 2016

HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

BEAUREGARD'S WILL BE UGLY ENOUGH:

Posted by orrinj at 3:21 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

SHE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

SO TOO DOES THE ROOSTER BELIEVE IT MAKES THE SUN RISE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

LOCK HIM UP...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BUT THEY ARE SERIOUS MEN:

Posted by orrinj at 7:35 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2016

NO WONDER HE WANTS MITT:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

BANANA REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 16, 2016

THE APPRENTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:06 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE APPRENTICE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

DONALD WHO?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:31 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE ESTABLISHMENT JUST ISN'T AS FRAGILE...:

Posted by orrinj at 1:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 15, 2016

THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS EVEN MORE POWER SHIFTING TO THE HILL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE WAS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:47 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NIGHT OF THE LITTLE FINGERS:

Posted by orrinj at 4:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE NOT-READY FOR PRIME-TIME PLAYERS:

Posted by orrinj at 2:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 14, 2016

LOCK THEM UP:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:

Posted by orrinj at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 13, 2016

THE LIBERAL PRESIDENT VS THE REPUBLICANS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THIS WAS THE ONLY THING NJ VOTERS HELD AGAINST TOM KEAN...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)