November 12, 2023
November 7, 2023
November 3, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 30, 2023
October 25, 2023
THE rIGHT EXISTS TO AMUSE NORMALS:
October 24, 2023
IT WAS FUN WHEN NEVER-TRUMPERS PRETENDED THIS WAS THE WEAK CASE...:
October 22, 2023
October 20, 2023
October 19, 2023
October 18, 2023
ORANGE HAIR AND GREEN EYES:
October 13, 2023
October 12, 2023
HIS LIPS WERRE MOVING...:
October 11, 2023
October 10, 2023
September 29, 2023
September 27, 2023
September 26, 2023
THE rIGHT'S CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD:
September 18, 2023
September 6, 2023
THEY HANG KRAKEN DON'T THEY:
September 5, 2023
August 29, 2023
August 24, 2023
August 23, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 22, 2023
August 15, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 13, 2023
August 11, 2023
August 10, 2023
THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING:
August 9, 2023
August 5, 2023
LEADING AN INSURRECTION SEEMS SO OUT OF CHARACTER...:
August 3, 2023
DONNY REB (profanity alert):
August 2, 2023
BEING SENTENCED BY AN IMMIGRANT WILL BE POETIC JUSTICE AS WELL AS REPUBLICAN:
August 1, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 30, 2023
July 29, 2023
July 27, 2023
July 25, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
July 22, 2023
THE KLAN BEING THE TRUMP FAMILY TRADITION:
July 20, 2023
TIME FOR DAD TO BAIL HIM OUT AGAIN. OH, WAIT...:
July 19, 2023
July 18, 2023
July 17, 2023
WHEN THE NOOSE IS ON THE LYNCHMAN'S NECK:
July 14, 2023
"YEAH, BUT...THE GRASSY KNOLL!":
July 12, 2023
POPCORN AS HIGH AS AN ELEPHANT'S EYE:
July 11, 2023
July 6, 2023
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
July 3, 2023
June 29, 2023
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS?:
AND YOU WONDER THAT NO COMPETENT ATTORNEY WILL REPRESNT HIM?
#MAKINGATTORNEYSGETATTORNEYS:
June 27, 2023
June 23, 2023
June 22, 2023
#MAKINGATTORNEYSGETATTORNEYS (profanity alert):
June 21, 2023
IN CASE YOU WONDER WHY THEY HATE MR. SCHIFF...:
June 14, 2023
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 12, 2023
CORRUPTION IS THE TRUMP BRAND:
June 11, 2023
June 10, 2023
June 9, 2023
HE'S GOING TO COP A PLEA TO AVOID PRISON:
THE COMPARISON CASES HERE ARE DELICIOUS:
WHILE DONALD IS NOT A REPUBLICAN, AMERICA IS A REPUBLIC:
June 8, 2023
June 7, 2023
June 4, 2023
May 31, 2023
May 29, 2023
LET'S PRETEND THE YOKEL MOB WAS MORE RADICAL THAN THE MUSLIM BAN:
May 27, 2023
May 26, 2023
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
May 25, 2023
THE REGIME STTRIKES BACK:
May 24, 2023
THIS IS THE REPRESENTATION HE'S BEEN REDUCED TO:
May 23, 2023
#MAKINGATTORNEYSGETATTORNEYS:
May 22, 2023
May 18, 2023
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
May 14, 2023
May 9, 2023
WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN...:
May 7, 2023
THAT "ARCH" SHOULD READ "STANDARD ISSUE":
May 6, 2023
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
YEAH...BUT...HILLARY'S EMAILS!:
May 5, 2023
May 4, 2023
THERE'S A REASON HE SPENDS SO MUCH TO SILENCE WITNESSES:
May 2, 2023
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 30, 2023
AS 99 HEARTS LEAP WITH JOY:
April 28, 2023
ANOTHER TIGHTENING NOOSE:
April 11, 2023
PROSECUTORS PROSECUTE CRIMES:
April 8, 2023
April 6, 2023
YEAH, BUT DICK ALLEN ONCE ACCEPTED A WATCH!:
April 4, 2023
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
SOME OTHER TIGHTENING NOOSES:
WERE THE CENTRAL PARK FIVE SIMILARLY SPARED?:
April 3, 2023
April 2, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 1, 2023
March 31, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
COMPETENCE AND TRUMPISM SHALL NEVER MEET:
March 30, 2023
March 25, 2023
March 23, 2023
WALK HIM DOWN THE GOLDEN STAIRCASE:
March 22, 2023
March 21, 2023
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK...:
March 20, 2023
MAYBE HE AND GHISLANE CAN SHARE A CELL:
March 19, 2023
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
JUST GIVING THE DEPLORABLES WHAT THEY WANT:
March 17, 2023
mAKINGaTTORNEYSgETaTTORNEYS:
HUNTER COULD HAVE SHOWN HIM HOW TO MAKE MONEY LEGALLY:
March 11, 2023
March 10, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 9, 2023
March 8, 2023
WORST CONJUGAL VISIT EVER:
March 4, 2023
March 3, 2023
THE TIMING IS THE TRICKY PART:
February 28, 2023
February 26, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 25, 2023
February 23, 2023
February 22, 2023
EVEN US GRANT WAS A MORE SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN:
February 21, 2023
February 18, 2023
February 17, 2023
February 16, 2023
TRUMPIST JOURNALIST, NOT CONSERVATIVE
February 15, 2023
EYE OF THE CROSSFIRE HURRICANE (profanity alert):
February 13, 2023
February 12, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 10, 2023
February 9, 2023
THEIR MASTER'S VOICE (profanity alert):
February 7, 2023
February 4, 2023
February 3, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 2, 2023
February 1, 2023
January 31, 2023
GONNA NEED A BIGGER CELL:
January 30, 2023
RIGHT TO DISTRUST NYC; WRONG TO ANNOUNCE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 28, 2023
DEPRAVED GHOUL IS THE TRUMP BRAND (profanity alert):
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
January 27, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
SOMETIMES IT'S THE CRIME AND THE COVER-UP:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 26, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 22, 2023
January 21, 2023
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 20, 2023
BAD FAITH IS THE TRUMP BRAND:
January 18, 2023
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
January 17, 2023
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
THE TWITTER FILES REVEAL A FAILURE TO CENSOR:
January 15, 2023
January 14, 2023
THE TELL IS THAT THE TRUMPISTS HATE THEM BOTH...:
January 12, 2023
January 11, 2023
"WE'VE ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE, NOW WE'RE HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE":
January 10, 2023
January 9, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 8, 2023
YELLOW IS THE NEW ORANGE:
January 6, 2023
THEY NEVER TIRE OF LOSING:
January 5, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 3, 2023
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 2, 2023
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
January 1, 2023
AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY:
December 31, 2022
December 30, 2022
ONCE YOU'VE SOLD OUT TO VLAD, WHO WON'T YOU SERVE?:
THE FISH ROTS FROM THE ORANGE COMBOVER:
December 28, 2022
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
December 23, 2022
December 21, 2022
December 20, 2022
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...:
December 19, 2022
December 17, 2022
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
December 15, 2022
BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT RUDY'S OBSESSIONS:
December 14, 2022
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING THEIR PCs REPAIRED BY A BLIND GUY IN DELAWARE?:
IT'S ALWAYS TRUMPISTS AND THEY ALWAYS BLAME THE LEFT:
December 11, 2022
SPARE A THOUGHT FOR OUR NEEDIEST:
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE INSURRECTIONISTS...:
December 9, 2022
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
December 6, 2022
December 4, 2022
December 3, 2022
THE TRUMP BRAND IS OPPOSITION TO THE rEPUBLIC:
DEEMING STUFF FROM RUDY RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IS AN EASY CALL:
December 2, 2022
December 1, 2022
November 30, 2022
November 29, 2022
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE INSURRECTIONISTS...:
November 23, 2022
AFTER ALL, THERE'S A REASON DAD ALWAYS HAD TO BAIL HIM OUT:
November 22, 2022
November 17, 2022
WHEN THE KNOW-NOTHINGS TRY TO REACH PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING:
November 12, 2022
November 11, 2022
CRIMINALS ARE AS CRIMINALS DO:
November 10, 2022
November 8, 2022
THEY COULD HAVE BEEN BUYING BLEACH WITH THAT HARD-EARNED MONEY!:
November 7, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 5, 2022
November 3, 2022
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED:
November 1, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 31, 2022
October 29, 2022
October 27, 2022
INCOMPETENCE IS NOT CORRUPTION PER SE:
October 25, 2022
October 24, 2022
THE GOP IS RIGHT ABOUT THE CRIME SPREE:
October 20, 2022
October 19, 2022
WHOSE ADMINISTRATION DID HE THINK HE WAS SERVING IN?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 18, 2022
BRINGING THE PROSECUTION WAS DISBARABLE:
October 16, 2022
WHEN THE FOX GUARDS THE HENHOUSE:
October 14, 2022
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 13, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 10, 2022
October 7, 2022
THEREBY DISQUALIFYING THEMSELVES:
October 6, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 27, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE TIGHTENING NOOSE (profanity alert):
September 26, 2022
September 24, 2022
MAY AS WELL GET ACCLIMATED:
September 23, 2022
AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATING HIMSELF:
September 22, 2022
AT THE CORNER OF FIFTH AND BROKE:
PLEASE, HAMMER, HURT 'EM:
September 21, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 20, 2022
September 16, 2022
September 15, 2022
BUT THE MAGA MODEL SEEMED SO LIKELY TO WORK:
September 14, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
"WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER [NOOSE}":
September 13, 2022
September 12, 2022
September 11, 2022
INDEED, REPUBLICANS ARE YOUR ENEMY:
September 10, 2022
September 9, 2022
September 8, 2022
NO WONDER THE TEA PARTIERS ARE SO DEPENDENT ON WELFARE:
KERMIT GOSNELL HAD A STORAGE ISSUE TOO:
September 7, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE WAGES OF INSURRECTION:
September 6, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 4, 2022
PROVING DARK BRANDON'S POINT:
September 3, 2022
RATS FLEE A SINKING SHIP:
September 2, 2022
THEN THEY WONDER WHY DARK BRANDON CAME FOR THEM:
IF WITCHES DON'T WANT TO BE HUNTED THEY NEED TO STOP WITCHING:
September 1, 2022
August 31, 2022
"SURE, I STOLE THE FILES, BUT I HID THEM BETTER THAN THAT!":
August 29, 2022
August 28, 2022
August 27, 2022
"WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE HUMINT?":
August 26, 2022
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK:
HUMINT I.D.S ARE THE ONLY INTELLIGENCE THERE'S EVEN AN ARGUMENT FOR CLASSIFYING:
DENYING TARGET ACQUISITION:
August 24, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HE REALLY OUGHT TO STOP CONFESSING:
August 23, 2022
JUST MESSING WITH HIM NOW:
JUDGE A MAN BY HIS ENEMIES:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 22, 2022
August 21, 2022
August 19, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CRIMINALS? (profanity alert):
August 18, 2022
IT SEEMS LIKE WE ONLY EVER APPLY LAWS TO WRONGDOERS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 17, 2022
FORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO DEFENSE TO NOT OFFER:
August 16, 2022
OR, AS HE CALLS IT, SHOPPING:
August 15, 2022
VOTED MOST LIKELY TO NEED ALIASES:
WHICH IS WHY HIS FOLLOWERS ARE EVEN MORE FRANTIC THAN USUAL:
THEY'RE JUST WITH HIM FOR THE BIGOTRY:
August 14, 2022
OF COURSE, THE TRUMPISTS INSIST HE'S STILL PRESIDENT:
August 13, 2022
WAIT, THE TRUMPBOT TALKING POINT ARE LIES?:
August 12, 2022
YEAH, BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS TO MACRON....OR SOMETHING...:
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
IT'S NOT AS IF HE WAS GOING TO READ THEM:
DON'T ADD YOUR HEADS TO THE NOOSE:
THEY WERE ALREADY IN THE WRONG LITTLE FINGERS:
August 11, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
TIME FOR THE INSURRECTION SAY THE INSURRECTIONISTS:
August 10, 2022
WE DIDN'T ONLY PURSUE BOOTH:
PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE A LATINA CLEANING LADY:
LWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 9, 2022
August 8, 2022
TO BE FAIR, IT WAS JUST A TRANSFER AMONG RUSSIAN ASSETS:
August 6, 2022
August 4, 2022
THEY ARE WHO THEY ACCUSED HILARY OF BEING:
I KNEW DAN QUAYLE, NONE OF THEM ARE DAN QUAYLE:
July 29, 2022
A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY:
IT'S LIZ'S NARRATIVE, THE TRUMPISTS JUST DANGLE AT THE END OF IT:
July 27, 2022
THE RECEIPTS FOR THE NOOSE:
July 25, 2022
July 23, 2022
THERE'S A REASON HE'S SO OBSESSED WITH LACK OF MASCULINITY:
July 22, 2022
WHEN YOU'RE THE GIMP, NOT MARCELLUS:
THE PROBLEM ARISES WHEN THEY WON'T STAY BOUGHT:
July 21, 2022
July 19, 2022
July 18, 2022
July 16, 2022
July 15, 2022
LIZ WATCHES THE WATCHERS:
July 14, 2022
BOOK OF DONALD 2:15--CHEETO JESUS SCOURGING THE SECRET SERVICE:
IT'S ALWAYS THE TRUMPISTS:
July 13, 2022
WHERE'S EDWIN STANTON WHEN WE NEED HIM:
DESPERATE MEN CALL FOR DEMENTED MEASURES:
July 12, 2022
"CONTEMPT AND DISDAIN" BEING THE ONLY PROPER RESPONSE:
July 11, 2022
July 10, 2022
July 9, 2022
JUST "CONCERNED PARENTS":
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 8, 2022
July 7, 2022
"ARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE MAGA":
July 6, 2022
July 5, 2022
July 4, 2022
July 3, 2022
A FISH ROTS FROM ITS HEAD:
July 2, 2022
ONCE THE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE ENDS:
July 1, 2022
NO WORRIES; NO ONE BELIEVED HIM ANYWAY:
THE OVERLY EFFECTIVE BRAND:
June 30, 2022
DANG, THE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE WAS GOING SO WELL...:
June 29, 2022
WHEN YOU'VE LOST ANDY...:
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
June 28, 2022
OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF KNAVES:
YEAH, BUT HUNTER AND HOOKERS!:
June 27, 2022
June 24, 2022
CRIMINAL IS AS CRIMINALS DO:
BOLSHEVIKS WITH TIKI TORCHES:
June 23, 2022
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:
June 22, 2022
June 21, 2022
June 20, 2022
June 19, 2022
June 18, 2022
A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF DONALD INC.:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 17, 2022
June 16, 2022
June 15, 2022
June 14, 2022
THE TIGHTENING NOOSE (profanity alert):
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
SOO TO BE SEEKING ASYLUM WITH VLAD:
June 11, 2022
IF ONLY ROBERT E. LEE HAD THAT MUCH INTEGRITY...:
June 10, 2022
June 8, 2022
LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE FOR NORMAL:
June 7, 2022
REALITY IS A HARSH TASKMASTER:
June 3, 2022
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 1, 2022
WELL, HE DOES GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TRUMP STEAKS...:
May 31, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 28, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 26, 2022
May 24, 2022
TRUMPISM IS PUTINISM (profanity alert):
May 22, 2022
GULLIBLE GOOBERS (profanity alert):
May 21, 2022
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 20, 2022
WELL, THAT TRIAL WAS AS POINTLESS AS EXPECTED:
May 18, 2022
May 16, 2022
WHEN DOJ IS THE PROSECUTION AND THE DEFENSE:
May 4, 2022
May 1, 2022
April 30, 2022
JOIN THE CLUB, SEAN (profanity alert):
April 28, 2022
UNFAIR TO SANITATION WORKERS:
April 22, 2022
SEEMED OBVIOUS SHE WASN'T A TRUMPIST:
April 19, 2022
"STOP ME, BEFORE I KILL AGAIN":
April 10, 2022
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM....GET RID OF THE CONSTITUTION:
April 7, 2022
April 3, 2022
WE'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MANY BIG MACS HE PANIC-ATE:
March 30, 2022
March 29, 2022
BUT THIS TIME TRY A SIGHTED COMPUTER TECHNICIAN:
March 28, 2022
March 18, 2022
March 14, 2022
March 10, 2022
March 9, 2022
ELECTION FRAUD IS A CRIME OF THE rIGHT:
March 7, 2022
March 4, 2022
March 3, 2022
HOLD THE TRIALS AT APPOMATTOX:
March 2, 2022
A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF VLAD:
FUN WATCHING THE TRUMPISTS SQUIRM NOW:
March 1, 2022
FUN WATCHING THE TRUMPISTS TRY TO WALK BACK THEIR VLAD-LOVE:
February 28, 2022
February 25, 2022
February 23, 2022
IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY VLAD GAVE DONALD SO MUCH MONEY:
February 22, 2022
ALL THAT EFFORT AND MONEY VLAD WASTED ON DONALD...:
February 21, 2022
February 18, 2022
February 17, 2022
February 16, 2022
SERPICO IS NOT THE VILLAIN:
February 15, 2022
February 14, 2022
February 11, 2022
ANYTHING HE'S EVER ACCUSED ANYONE OF HE'S ACTUALLY DONE:
January 29, 2022
January 24, 2022
THOSE PARANOID BLACK DEMOCRATS:
January 22, 2022
WHY WOULD DEMOCRATS FEAR GOP ELECTION THEFT?:
January 20, 2022
January 19, 2022
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 18, 2022
January 11, 2022
January 6, 2022
COULD DONALD'S FINGERS BE ANY SHORTER?:
January 3, 2022
January 2, 2022
December 28, 2021
December 20, 2021
December 17, 2021
December 16, 2021
December 15, 2021
December 14, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE TIGHTENING NOOSE (profanity alert):
December 10, 2021
December 9, 2021
December 7, 2021
BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER TOGETHER?:
December 3, 2021
November 30, 2021
November 26, 2021
THE TRUMPBOTS EXIST TO AMUSE US:
FROM PULLING STRINGS TO DANCING TO OUR TUNE:
DONALD AND RUDY CAN'T SAVE THEM ANYMORE:
November 21, 2021
MORE REGULAR THAN THE Q CROWD BEING INVOLVED IN CHILD ABUSE:
November 18, 2021
November 17, 2021
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
November 12, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 10, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 9, 2021
November 8, 2021
HAWLEY'S RIGHT ABOUT THESE GUYS PLAYING TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES:
November 5, 2021
November 4, 2021
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 3, 2021
THE TIGHTENING NOOSE (profanity alert):
November 2, 2021
October 31, 2021
October 23, 2021
October 22, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 21, 2021
October 19, 2021
NOW WHERE WILL THE rIGHT GET ITS "NEWS":
October 13, 2021
WHERE'S GENERAL RENO WHEN YOU NEED HER...:
October 10, 2021
October 2, 2021
September 28, 2021
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
September 25, 2021
YEAH, BUT THAT WAS JUST AN AUDIT; WAIT FOR THE AUDIT!:
September 24, 2021
September 21, 2021
THE FACT HE EVEN ASKED IS DISQUALIFYING:
September 20, 2021
September 17, 2021
THE WRITER'S ESCHEWING REALISM THIS SEASON:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
September 16, 2021
September 14, 2021
"I SERVED AS VP; I KNEW THE VICE PRESIDENCY; MIKE, YOU'RE NO VICE PRESIDENT":
August 17, 2021
August 12, 2021
August 8, 2021
THERE'S A REASON THE rIGHT HATES HISTORY:
August 6, 2021
"IT CAN'T BE A COUP; WE'RE CLOWNS!":
August 5, 2021
TO BE FAIR, ONLY CREDULOUS CRETINS BELIEVED HIM:
August 2, 2021
August 1, 2021
July 31, 2021
TRUMPISTS ALL THE WAY DOWN:
July 30, 2021
THE MOST HILARIOUS DEFENSE OF THE INSURRECTION...:
WOULD BE A DELICIOUS CONCLUSION:
JACOBINS, BOLSHEVIKS, TRUMPISTS...:
July 29, 2021
MUST HAVE BEEN ANTIFA...:
July 27, 2021
July 24, 2021
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 21, 2021
JULIUS DIDN'T GET TO SERVE ON ETHEL'S JURY:
July 20, 2021
July 15, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE (profanity alert):
NO ONE EVER DOUBTED CHRIS STEELE:
July 12, 2021
July 8, 2021
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
LISTEN TO VLAD, HEAR TRUMPISTS:
DONALD'S THIRD RATE ROMANCE:
July 3, 2021
July 1, 2021
GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC:
June 30, 2021
June 28, 2021
June 26, 2021
June 24, 2021
HAS HUNTER EVER EVEN OWNED A LAPTOP?:
June 21, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 19, 2021
ANTI-AMERICANS OF A FEATHER:
June 15, 2021
HAS HUNTER EVER EVEN OWNED A LAPTOP?:
June 13, 2021
IF HE WAS DECENT ENOUGH TO LEAK WOULD HE HAVE SERVED DONALD?:
June 12, 2021
June 11, 2021
June 10, 2021
THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK IT'S NAME:
June 7, 2021
HAS HUNTER EVER EVEN OWNED A LAPTOP...:
June 2, 2021
June 1, 2021
May 31, 2021
May 30, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 25, 2021
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN:
May 24, 2021
May 21, 2021
May 19, 2021
May 14, 2021
THE ENTIRE CASE IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 12, 2021
NO ONE BELIEVED IT BUT TRUMPBOTS ANYWAY:
May 9, 2021
ONE BEGINS TO DOUBT THAT DONALD IS STILL PRESIDENT...:
May 8, 2021
WHAT OBAMA DID FOR NATIONAL SECURITY REASONS...:
May 7, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
DEFENDING THE REPUBLIC IS THE FAMILY BUSINESS:
May 6, 2021
May 5, 2021
HOW THE PORKIES ARE MADE:
May 4, 2021
May 3, 2021
May 1, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 29, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 28, 2021
IF IT WEREN'T FOR DISINFORMATION, THE rIGHT WOULD CONSUME NONE AT ALL:
IF IT WASN'T FOR DISINFORMATION THE rIGHT WOULD HAVE NONE:
NOW HUNTER'S IN TROUBLE!:
April 20, 2021
MORE LIBERALISM, NOT LESS:
April 15, 2021
April 10, 2021
DONALD NEVER WORKED AS HARD AS HE DID TO KILL HALF A MILLION AMERICANS:
April 7, 2021
April 3, 2021
THE WORKING MAN'S PARTY!:
March 31, 2021
March 30, 2021
IT TOOK A CONCERTED EFFORT FOR THE DAKOTAS TO CATCH UP:
? JANUARY 6TH WAS TWO MONTHS AGO:
March 29, 2021
March 28, 2021
March 20, 2021
DEVIN'S ROLE OF A LIFETIME:
SCRATCH A TRUMPIST FIND A PUTIN ASSET:
March 19, 2021
March 18, 2021
EVERY RIGHTWING ACCUSATION REFLECTS A GUILTY CONSCIENCE:
QUID PRO QUO; I'LL HELP YOU CATCH HER, DONALD:
March 17, 2021
March 16, 2021
VLAD'S WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY::
March 14, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 10, 2021
March 7, 2021
March 2, 2021
YEAH, BUT THAT'S WHAT THE FSB TOLD HIM...:
February 25, 2021
THAT PEE TAPE DIDN'T BUY MUCH:
February 24, 2021
February 22, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ULTIMATELY, THEY'RE STILL JUST POLITICAL APPOPINTEES:
February 19, 2021
IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY THE rIGHT WANTS THE GUARD REMOVED FROM D.C.:
February 16, 2021
HE DOES FANCY HIMSELF JEFF DAVIS:
NO ONE EVER MADE MONEY INVESTING IN DONALD:
February 15, 2021
February 14, 2021
MITCH CAN'T SAVE HIM ANYMORE:
February 13, 2021
February 11, 2021
THIS WAS YOUR COUNTRY ON TRUMPISM:
February 10, 2021
AS HIS ATTORNEYS DEMONSTRATED, THERE IS NO DEFENSE:
February 9, 2021
TIME TO BEG FOR LENIENCY BECAUSE YOUR CLIENT'S AN ORPHAN:
February 7, 2021
February 3, 2021
February 2, 2021
HOLDING A GUN TO HIS OWN HEAD WORKED FOR BART:
January 29, 2021
40 YEARS OF CULTIVATION TO PRODUCE THAT BUFOON?:
January 24, 2021
NO ONE EVER ACCUSED DONALD OF COMPETENCE:
January 23, 2021
THE FUNDAMENTAL FACT OF THE rIGHT/lEFT IS HATRED OF AMERICA:
January 21, 2021
THERE'S NEVER A GOOD DAY TO BE ANTI-MASK:
January 20, 2021
January 19, 2021
THE CONTINUING COST OF TERM-LIMITING W:
January 18, 2021
January 17, 2021
January 15, 2021
THAT DIRECT TIE TO THE PENCE THREATS IS PARTICULARLY DAMNING:
January 14, 2021
January 13, 2021
UPTON FUNK, GONNA GIVE IT TO YA:
January 12, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 11, 2021
THE ONLY THING HE LEAVES BEHIND IS AN ANTI-TRUMPIST JUDICIARY:
January 10, 2021
January 8, 2021
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 7, 2021
CRAWLING FROM THE BUNKER:
January 6, 2021
January 4, 2021
January 3, 2021
STILL TIME TO IMPEACH AGAIN:
January 2, 2021
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 31, 2020
December 30, 2020
AND YOU WONDER WHY TRUMPBOTS ARE SO MISINFORMED?:
December 28, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 25, 2020
December 24, 2020
DONALD SETS THE PERJURY TRAP:
IT'S A SALUTARY MOMENT OF CLARITY...:
December 22, 2020
December 21, 2020
SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THE "BLAME THE YELLOWS" MEMO:
December 20, 2020
December 18, 2020
CHEETO JESUS DOES LOVE LOSING 9-0:
December 15, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
December 14, 2020
THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY CHOSE CONSERVATIVES, NOT TRUMPISTS:
December 11, 2020
WHEN YOU'VE LOST EVEN ANDY:
THE PRIZE IN THE Q-ANON GAME IS AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT CHILD PORN:
CREDIT WHERE DUE--THE rIGHT DID CRASH THE PLANE...:
December 10, 2020
YET THEY REFUSE TO BUT US OUT:
December 7, 2020
COULDN'T LET ASIATICS HOLD THAT RECORD:
December 6, 2020
LIKE THE ZAPRUDER FILM MINUS TED CRUZ'S DAD:
December 3, 2020
BUT DADDY SAID WE SHOULD OVERCHARGE EVERYONE!:
December 2, 2020
EXCEPT THAT THE LITIGANTS AREN'T CONSERVATIVE...:
December 1, 2020
November 29, 2020
WE'RE FIXING GEORGIA TOO:
November 27, 2020
THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY CHOSE CONSERVATIVES, NOT TRUMPISTS:
November 25, 2020
ALL GNOSTICISM IS JUST A BOAST:
November 24, 2020
BOLSONARO HAS A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM:
November 20, 2020
November 19, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 18, 2020
November 16, 2020
PSSST...THE LIFEBOATS ARE GOING DOWN TOO:
November 15, 2020
NOT THAT ONE LOOKS TO TEAM DONALD FOR ETHICAL BEHAVIOR...:
NO ONE HATES AMERICA MORE THAN THE rIGHT:
November 14, 2020
IF IT'S COURT, DONALD MUST BE LOSING:
November 13, 2020
TO BE FAIR, REAL LAWYERS WON'T WORK FOR HIM:
November 12, 2020
NICE THREADS, EMPEROR (profanity alert):
November 11, 2020
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN:
November 9, 2020
DON'T REPEAT ONE OF OUR KEY FAILURES IN IRAQ:
November 8, 2020
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
November 7, 2020
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
IF BY CLOWN SHOW YOU MEAN WAYNE GACY:
November 6, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THEY'RE DOING A THELMA AND LOUISE:
November 3, 2020
November 2, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
CARAVANS OF CRIMINALS TRYING TO WRECK YOUR COUNTRY:
October 31, 2020
AND THE TRUMPBOTS WONDER WHY PEOPLE LOOK DOWN ON THEM?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 30, 2020
DARN THOSE EDITORS, INSISTING ON FACTS:
October 29, 2020
TO BE FAIR, IT'S NOT AS IF DONALD CAN AFFORD ORBIS:
October 28, 2020
PLUS THE PHOTOFIT OF RUDY:
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?:
October 26, 2020
RIDE THE WINDBAG, REAP THE WHIRLWIND:
October 25, 2020
NO ONE THOUGHT YOU WERE CAPABLE OF DOING SO:
GOING OUT LIKE THEY CAME IN:
October 24, 2020
October 23, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 22, 2020
EAT YOUR HEART OUT ISIS!:
October 21, 2020
BEST PART? HE HAD A GHOSTWRITER:
THE QUESTION IS: WAS HE JUST GOING TO TOOBIN OR FULL DONALD?:
THEN AGAIN, NOTHING IS GENERALLY A LOUSY HAND:
October 20, 2020
YOUR PARANOIA DOESN'T MEAN AMERICA DOESN'T OPPOSE YOU:
IT IS PRECISELY BECAUSE THE DOCUMENTS ARE SO DAMNING...:
October 19, 2020
EXPOSING CORRUPTION IS THE ONE UNFORGIVABLE IN TRUMPWORLD:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SPECIFIC DISINFORMATION, OR GENERAL?:
DARN THAT PARTISAN MEDIA:
October 18, 2020
BUT HE'S SO AT EASE WITH A BIBLE...:
October 17, 2020
NOT NOTHING, THERE IS RUSSIAN INFLUENCE OVER DONALD:
BACK TO RACISM (profanity alert):
RUDY EXPOSED DONALD'S CORRUPTION:
October 16, 2020
RATS, THEY CUT HIM OFF BEFORE HE GOT TO HUNTER BIDEN:
October 15, 2020
BUT WHO, OTHER THAN DONALD, IS GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO BUY IT?:
DEATH SQUADS ARE THE TRUMP BRAND:
October 14, 2020
DANG IT, WHAT IF NONE OF IT STICKS TO THE WALLS?:
WHY WOULD HE RELEASE SELF-INCRIMINATIONG DOCUMENTS?:
WHEN THE DIRTY INVESTIGATE THE CLEAN:
"I KNOW WE DO IT, SO THEY MUST...RIGHT?"
October 13, 2020
IT'S NOT THE 4th OF JULY; THOSE ARE TRUMPBOT HEADS EXPLODING:
October 12, 2020
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
October 11, 2020
October 10, 2020
THE FEDERALIST SOCIETY TRAP:
TOTALLY UNFAIR: QUEEQ HAD SERVED HIS COUNTRY HONORABLY FOR DECADES:
October 9, 2020
"I'VE GOT NOTHING AND I'M AFRAID TO TELL BROKE-AHONTAS":
October 8, 2020
UNCLE JOE WINS THE SECOND ROUND TOO:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 7, 2020
NO ONE EVER CONFUSED HIM WITH W:
AS SUNG BY AN OOMPA LOOPA:
October 6, 2020
October 5, 2020
SYCO-PATH OR PSYCH-APHANT?
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH CULT:
October 4, 2020
TO BE FAIR, THAT'S WHAT HE WAS READING:
October 3, 2020
SMART MONEY'S ON REALITY:
WOULD THE TRUMPBOTS LIE TO YOU?:
THE SWEETEST THING ABOUT THIS WORRY...:
HYDROCHLORQUINE SALES HARDEST HIT:
October 2, 2020
NO MORE VASSAL IN THE OVAL:
October 1, 2020
ALWAYS USEFUL WHEN THE ENEMY SELF-IDENTIFIES:
September 30, 2020
September 28, 2020
SHOULD HAVE JUST HAD THE PILOT ANNOUNCE IT:
September 27, 2020
AG IS THE PLUM JOB IN THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION:
TAXES ARE FOR TRUMPBOTS, NOT DONALD:
September 26, 2020
NATIONALISM + SOCIALISM IS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY:
September 25, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SO, NOT ONLY NOT GROUPTHINK BUT THEY KEPT SKEPTICS ON BOARD? GOT IT:
September 24, 2020
NO WONDER INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES RELY ON HIM:
September 23, 2020
THEY HAVE TO TRANSLATE THE TRANSCRIPTS OUT OF CYRILLIC...:
A REF NEEDS TO STOP DONALD'S FIGHT WITH SCIENCE:
IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE IS AFFECTED...:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TRUMPS AND BIDENS:
OTHER THAN THAT HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE HOAX?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
YEAH, BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS!:
September 22, 2020
WELL, WE ARE UNDER 200 MILLION...:
September 21, 2020
AG IS THE BEST JOB IN THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION:
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COURTS!:
September 18, 2020
September 17, 2020
THE UNSERIOUSNESS OF THE rIGHT:
September 15, 2020
IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE TROLLS WHAT DO THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE LEFT?:
September 14, 2020
ONLY THE TRUMPBOTS BOUGHT IT:
September 12, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 11, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
September 10, 2020
"THEY WON'T STAY BOUGHT!" (profanity alert):
CAN'T B:LAME VLAD FOR TRYING TO SAVE HIS ASSET:
September 9, 2020
WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE DEEP THROAT BUT YOU'RE SEGREGETTI...:
(deviance alert) JUST ANOTHER GOLDEN SHOWER:
WE'RE FOUR YEARS IN; WHO IS STUNNED? (profanity alert):
TALK ABOUT A DUBIOUS SOURCE...:
September 8, 2020
BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING OBJECTIONABLE:
THE MOST IMPORTANT TAKEAWAY FROM 2016...:
September 7, 2020
YEAH, BUT DONALD GOT TO SEE ALL THE ADS:
EVERY RELATIONSHIP IN HIS LIFE IS TRANSACTIONAL:
THE TIGHTENING NOOSE (profanity/degeneracy alert):
September 6, 2020
September 5, 2020
GIVEN THAT THEY SHARE ALL THE SAME GOALS...:
THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENT FOR BEING TRUMPIST IS REFUSING TO BELIEVE THE NEWS:
September 4, 2020
THE NEED TO THINK HIM MENTALLY ILL, INSTEAD OF EVIL:
September 3, 2020
ALONE? HE'S BACK TO BELLY WITH VLAD:
September 2, 2020
September 1, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 31, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 29, 2020
IF THE FACTS AREN'T ON YOUR SIDE, YOU'RE A TRUMPBOT:
August 28, 2020
August 24, 2020
August 23, 2020
WHEN YOU'RE EVEN AFRAID OF LAP DOGS:
August 22, 2020
August 20, 2020
THEY'RE NOT DUPES; THEY'RE OPERATIVES:
August 19, 2020
August 18, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
YEAH, BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS! (profanity alert):
August 17, 2020
August 15, 2020
IT IS THE NATURE OF TRUMPISM...:
HE IS THE CANDIDATE OF LIVES OF DESPERATION:
KEEPING THE TRUMPBOTS THIS MISINFORMED TAKES SOME RUBLES:
August 13, 2020
WE KNOW DONALD IS A CORRUPT COLLUDING DEVIANT; ARE THERE ANY REVELATIONS? (profanity alert):
August 12, 2020
August 11, 2020
THAT'S EVEN BEFORE AG HARRIS GETS INVOLVED:
HE'S BRINGING MELANIA, ISN'T HE?:
August 9, 2020
NOT THAT JEFFERSON OR TR BELONG THERE...:
August 8, 2020
RACISM AND CORRUPTION? THE TRUMP BRAND:
THERE IS ONE THING ABOUT DONALD YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE...:
August 7, 2020
DUDE, YOUR BOSS GAVE THEM A PASS:
THEY WANT WHAT THEY PAID FOR:
WAIT, THAT'S NOT HOW A NON-PROFIT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK?:
HARDLY THE WORST LOOK LINDSEY IS WEARING THESE DAYS:
THE FIGHT FOR THE AG JOB IS THE 2024 PRIMARY:
WHY WOULDN'T THEY KEEP IT UP WHEN DONALD IS COLLUDING WITH THEM?:
August 6, 2020
THE PREMISE WAS UNBELIEVABLE:
August 5, 2020
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
August 4, 2020
August 3, 2020
HOW MUCH CAN YOU SPEND IN IDAHO?:
August 1, 2020
YOU DON'T COLLUDE BY CONFRONTING:
July 31, 2020
GETTING IN ON FLEECING DONALD'S SHEEP:
July 30, 2020
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH CULT:
July 29, 2020
PUTTING THE FLAKE IN SNOWFLAKE:
July 27, 2020
July 24, 2020
July 21, 2020
DOES HE HAVE ANY FRIENDS WHO AREN'T IN JAIL OR HEADED THERE?:
July 19, 2020
July 17, 2020
HE'S ONLY GOT 6 MONTHS LEFT TO LOOT:
July 13, 2020
THE FIGHT AGAINST THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID:
July 7, 2020
NOT A GENIUS? STUNNER...:
July 6, 2020
ALMOST LIKE AMERICANS WON'T DIE FOR IDEOLOGY:
July 2, 2020
June 29, 2020
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE...:
June 28, 2020
THE TIME FOR CAUTION FINALLY CAME AT THE END OF JUNE?:
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH CULT:
June 27, 2020
June 25, 2020
THE PROBLEM WITH THE DEATH CULT'S CASE AGAINST PUBLIC HEALTH MEASURES...:
June 24, 2020
REALITY IS ALWAYS AWKWARD FOR IDEOLOGUES:
June 23, 2020
June 20, 2020
June 19, 2020
"BECAUSE I AM CONSERVATIVE":
June 16, 2020
NOVEMBER CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH:
June 15, 2020
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH CULT:
June 14, 2020
June 12, 2020
GOOD ON THE ECONOMY, GREAT ON ECONOMIC RESPONSE TO COVID:
June 10, 2020
June 9, 2020
A LITTLE LATE TO TRY AND SAVE YOUR REPUTATION...:
June 6, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 5, 2020
AFTER ALL, THEY LEFT EARTH TO ESCAPE HIM:
TO BE FAIR, HE WAS JUST FOLLOWING DONALD'S ORDERS:
WAIT, THAT WOULD MEAN A DESPERATE DONALD WAS LYING. UNBELIEVABLE!:
June 4, 2020
June 3, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
TOADYING TO VLAD IS THE ONLY DEBT HE'S EVER PAID:
June 1, 2020
May 31, 2020
TO BE FAIR, HIS ATHLETE'S FOOT WAS PROBABLY ACTING UP:
May 30, 2020
ALL THAT IS REQUIRED TO DISMISS THE COLLUSION...:
May 29, 2020
TEXTBOOK COLLABORATION WITH THE ENEMY:
ONLY GOVERNORS SHOULD BE PRESIDENTS:
May 28, 2020
WE'VE DISPOSED OF KINGS FOR THIS SORT OF STUFF:
May 27, 2020
May 25, 2020
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION...:
May 23, 2020
WHILE HE DODGED VIETNAM, DONALD GETS HIS OWN WALL:
WHY SHOULD HE CARE; HE'S LOST MICHIGAN ALREADY:
May 22, 2020
TRUMPISM IS A DEATH CULT:
May 21, 2020
WHO DOESN'T TRUST FLORIDA MAN?:
May 20, 2020
SUSAN RICE IS GUILTY OF BEING A BLACK WOMEN:
May 19, 2020
NEVER TRUST THE UNTRUSTWORTHY:
YOU CAN NEVER LICK ENOUGH SPITTLE:
May 18, 2020
WHY SHOULD HIS DOCTORS OBEY THEIR OATHS IF HIS LAWYERS DON'T?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 17, 2020
IT'S NOT THE NATION; IT'S THE NATIONALISM:
May 16, 2020
May 15, 2020
HE'S DONE THE dON, NOW THE bULL:
BUT HER LOVE FOR VLAD IS REAL!:
WHEREAS DONALD BRAGS ABOUT ASSAULTING WOMEN...:
IN ALL FAIRNESS, DONALD WAS PROMISING SANCTIONS RELIEF IN EXCHANGE:
May 14, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE TRUMPISTS' CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD:
May 13, 2020
OBAMAGATE--THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION LIED:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
DO ANY OF THE TRUMPBOTS UNDERSTAND THE LAW?:
LOW HANGING FRUIT OF THE TREASONOUS TREE:
May 12, 2020
OBAMAGATE! WHY WAS US INTELLIGENCE KEEPING TRACK OF VLAD?:
TAKE AWAY THE LIES AND THERE IS NO DONALD:
EXACTLY AS PLAUSIBLE AS HIS OTHER ACCUSATIONS:
AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE, DAY...:
DONALD AND THE TRUMPISTS ARE THE PRC:
May 11, 2020
THE PROFESSIONALS VS THE PIMPS:
TOTALLY NOT A DEATH CULT:
May 10, 2020
DON'T WORRY, NO ONE WAS TAKING BARR SERIOUSLY:
POLITICS VS THE PROFESSION:
May 9, 2020
CORRUPTION AND ITS BEDMATE, INCOMPETENCE:
TAKING ONE FOR THE POTUS:
LOVING VLAD ISN'T THE ONLY MOTIVATION:
May 8, 2020
NO ONE EXPECTS IDEOLOGUES TO UNDERSTAND SCIENCE:
May 7, 2020
PENCE WOULD AT LEAST HAVE A SHOT AT HOLDING THE SENATE:
May 5, 2020
HE SAID HE'D RUN GOVERNMENT LIKE HIS BUSINESS:
May 4, 2020
WE'D HAVE DONE BETTER IF WE HAD A PRESIDENT:
May 2, 2020
WHICH IS WHY HE PLED GUILTY:
May 1, 2020
April 30, 2020
April 29, 2020
IT'S NOT TOTALLY DONALD'S FAULT:
April 26, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 25, 2020
IF VLAD WAS DESIGNING HIS PERFECT PRESIDENT...:
April 24, 2020
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY BOUGHT STOCK IN TIDE PODS:
April 22, 2020
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
April 21, 2020
April 20, 2020
YOU MEAN THOSE GUN GOOBERS AREN'T THE MAJORITY?:
April 19, 2020
April 18, 2020
DONALD'S PLOT TO KILL HIS OWN VOTERS:
April 16, 2020
WAIT, THE ADMINISTRATION LIED?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
PLENTY OF BLAME TO GO AROUND:
April 14, 2020
NOTHING TO OFFER BUT HATE:
BUILD THE WALL...AROUND THE PRAM HIGHER:
AND YOU THOUGHT SCHOOL WAS CLOSED:
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?:
April 13, 2020
IN ALL FAIRNESS, NO ONE THINKS HE UNDERSTANDS THE CONSTIUTION:
JUST THE NAME RECOGNITION FOR MOST MUST BE MINISCULE:
ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THE LAUGHINGSTOCK HAS TO GOVERN (profanity alert):
LET'S GO TO THE VIDEOTAPE!:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 12, 2020
April 11, 2020
THE CORPSE AT EVERY FUNERAL:
April 10, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 9, 2020
WE NEVER RUN OUT OF SWINE HERDS:
MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE INFORMATION GOING VIRAL THAN THE VIRUS:
April 8, 2020
AND THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO BE UNDERCONFIDENT ABOUT:
...NOTHING CAN GO WRONG...:
COMETH THE MOMENT, COMETH THE QUACK:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 7, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHEN OBSEQUIOUSNESS IS THE SOLE JOB QUALIFIUCATION:
April 6, 2020
April 5, 2020
NOT A GREAT LOOK, DONALD:
April 4, 2020
SUPPOSE YOU WERE VLAD PUTIN...:
"CAN YOU MANAGE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?:
April 3, 2020
MAYBE HE MEANS THEY'RE JUST FOR FAMILY:
LOOK WHO'S AT THE PODIUM:
April 2, 2020
THE SUN RISE IS NEWS IN THE BUBBLE:
WHEN TASS TURNS AGAINST THE KREMLIN:
OUR TWO ANTI-LIFE PARTIES:
April 1, 2020
TO BE FAIR, DEVIN NUNES WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
March 31, 2020
ONLY FOX CAN PENETRATE HIS BUBBLE:
March 30, 2020
"FRENCH TRUMPIAN" IS REDUNDANT:
March 29, 2020
IT TAKES SUPERHUMAN EFFORT TO KEEP THE rIGHT THIS IGNORANT:
March 28, 2020
WE DO KNOW WHAT'S NEEDED:
GOOD TRAINING FOR HIS CURRENT POSITION:
March 27, 2020
"...BUT WHAT COULD ANY OTHER PRESIDENT HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY?":
March 26, 2020
WHEN THE WHITE SWAN COMES HOME TO ROOST:
DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN...:
IT'S A HOAX; GET BACK TO PARTYING:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 25, 2020
RALLYING AROUND THE FLAG:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 24, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IN FAIRNESS, THE CROSSES PROVIDED SOCIAL DISTANCE:
INTEGRITY AND COMPETENCE ARE NO-NO'S:
WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY:
March 23, 2020
WHEN YOU'VE EXHAUSTED THE PEOPLE'S TRUST:
March 22, 2020
CHILD CARE SHOULD BE HIS FOCUS, EH?:
March 21, 2020
SCIENCE OR DONALD'S GUT?:
March 20, 2020
March 19, 2020
IN FAIRNESS, HE HAS DEMENTIA:
March 18, 2020
March 17, 2020
IMAGINE PUTTING YOUR FAITH IN HIM?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 16, 2020
IF HE'S TWEETING HE'S LYING:
March 15, 2020
YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE THE TRUMPBOTS' HYSTERIA:
March 14, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
MAYBE IT'S HIS STAFF'S WAY OF INVOKING THE 25TH?:
March 13, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CUT HIM SOME SLACK, GIVEN HIS DEMENTIA:
INCREDIBLE GIVEN THE COMPETITION:
THE ONE CORONAVIRUS NO ONE WILL MOURN:
March 12, 2020
YEAH, BUT HUNTER WAS ON THE BURISMA BOARD!:
WINNING THE WAR ON EFFECTIVE GOVERNMENT:
WHEN CLOWNS CLEAN UP AFTER ELEPHANTS...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES 'TIL YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO GOVERN:
WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE FORESEEN CUTS WERE A MISTAKE?:
CLEANING UP AFTER A SENILE OLD MAN:
HATE, LEAVENED WITH CORRUPTION (profanity alert):
March 11, 2020
CAN YOU CONTRADICT INCOHERENCE:
DONALD IS A LOW BAR TO CLEAR:
WHO LET A PROFESSIONAL IN HERE!:
March 10, 2020
WE'RE 4 YEARS IN, THEY CAN'T HAVE EXPECTED BETTER:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 9, 2020
WAIT, YOU MEAN SYCOPHANCY IS A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR COMPETENCE?:
NONE OF THE MONEY WAS GOING TO DONALD:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 8, 2020
THE THREAT TO VLAD/DONALD:
March 7, 2020
WE HAVE NO SUCH EXCUSE...:
March 6, 2020
UNIFYING THE PARTY AGAINST THE lEFT/rIGHT:
March 5, 2020
March 4, 2020
February 26, 2020
TRUTH IS A DEFENSE AGAINST LIBEL:
February 24, 2020
February 23, 2020
February 21, 2020
THEY TOLD US AMERICA WOULD NEVER ELECT A SOCIALIST:
IF YOU BURST THE BUBBLE THE SNOWFLAKES MELT:
February 20, 2020
February 19, 2020
SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP THE BUBBLE FACT FREE:
February 18, 2020
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR RUDY!:
February 16, 2020
LITTLE FINGER BRINGS THE WHORES:
February 15, 2020
ALMOST LIKE THE rIGHT USED HIS DEATH:
February 14, 2020
YEAH, BUT DURHAM'S THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO DELIVER!:
February 13, 2020
IT'S STILL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IF YOU ADMIT IT PUBLICLY:
WHILE THE GENERALS COLLABORATED:
MITCH HAS TO GUARD THE bASE:
February 12, 2020
February 11, 2020
NOT AN ADMINISTRATION FOR DECENT PEOPLE:
February 10, 2020
February 9, 2020
February 8, 2020
WHY THE AIR'S SO NOXIOUS IN THE BUBBLE:
February 7, 2020
WHILE DONALD ATTENDS HIS GODSON'S BAPTISM:
DUDE, YOU LITERALLY JUST VOTED IN FAVOR OF HIM USING GOVERNMENT POWER AGAINST HIS ENEMIES:
February 6, 2020
CORRECTION, EVERYONE KNOWS WHY:
THE STATE PARTIES ARE HEALTHY BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY GOVERN:
IT'S NOT JURY NULLIFICATION WHEN WHITE GUYS DO IT:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
SHREDDING BILE TO OWN THE TRUMPBOTS:
February 5, 2020
February 4, 2020
February 2, 2020
February 1, 2020
IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED:
January 31, 2020
CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST:
THE TRIAL SHOULD HEAR FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWER:
NANCY'S HOUSE DID ITS JOB:
January 30, 2020
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CORRUPTION AND FIGHTING CORRUPTION:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T BEAT HIM UP:
January 29, 2020
January 28, 2020
DIAGRAMMING PLAYS FOR THE BUBBLE:
WHY DONALD AND BILL ARE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE:
January 27, 2020
WHO WANTS TO BE SEEN AS MORE CRAVEN THAN MITT?:
IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE SHI'ITE TO BUY BOLTON:
January 26, 2020
IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY DONALD WAS OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE....:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (profanity alert)
January 25, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IT'S NOT AS IF THEY HAVE A DEFENSE:
EXERCISING AN EXPLICITLY CONSTITUTIONAL POWER CAN EVEN BE GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT:
THAT WAS ALL THE EVIDENCE:
January 24, 2020
WHEN FOX THINKS YOU'VE LOST IT:
LITTLE FINGER'S LONG MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS:
FINALLY, A NEW SEASON OF tHE wIRE:
WHICH SIDE WERE YOU ON, DAD?:
January 23, 2020
...THE TIGHTENING NOOSE...:
January 22, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 21, 2020
January 20, 2020
EVEN KILLING MUSLIMS DOESN'T HELP?:
January 19, 2020
SOME STILL HAVE A SENSE OF DUTY AND HONOR:
January 18, 2020
IF TODAY'S GOP STANDS FOR ANYTHING, IT'S VIOLATING THEIR OATHS:
DID THEY REPLACE "TRUMP" WITH "BERING STRAIT":
PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS...:
NO WONDER DEVIN RECUSED HIMSELF:
BUT, HILLARY'S EMAILS...:
January 17, 2020
THE ENABLERS (profanity alert):
SUPER ON-BRAND (profanity alert):
TOOK HIM THAT LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT?:
WRITING THE FIRST LINE OF YOUR OWN OBIT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 16, 2020
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
DONALD FINALLY GOT HIS UKRAINE CORRUPTION INVESTIGATION!:
January 15, 2020
January 14, 2020
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
JUST VLAD TRYING TO HELP HIS ASSET:
January 13, 2020
RENAME THE ACA TRUMPCARE AND THE BOTS WILL DEFEND IT TO THE DEATH:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 12, 2020
IN FAIRNESS, NO ONE EVER HAD AS LOW A CLASS OF ACCUSERS EITHER:
YONDER STAND THE AMERICANS; BOUGHT FOR SEVEN POUNDS AND TENPENCE A MAN:
January 11, 2020
WOW, HEADS REALLY ROLLED!:
January 10, 2020
DONALD PERFECTLY REPRESENTS THE IMMORALITY OF THE rIGHT:
January 9, 2020
January 6, 2020
January 3, 2020
CAN'T SPELL RICO WITHOUT F-O-X:
GONNA NEED MORE TIC-TACS...:
January 2, 2020
LIKE TRYING TO KEEP ROMEO AND JULIET APART:
GLIMPSES INTO THE BUBBLE:
HOW MANY SEATS DO WE LOSE WHEN DONALD GETS 42% IN THE GENERAL?:
January 1, 2020
DONALD SHOULD HAVE FIRED THEM...:
December 31, 2019
WHO'S WILLING TO GO DOWN WITH DONALD?:
SNOWFLAKES GONNA MELT DOWN:
December 30, 2019
LEGALLY DUBIOUS IS THE STOCK IN TRADE:
December 29, 2019
FIRST DEBT DONALD HAS EVER REPAID?:
December 28, 2019
THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON THE CONSTITUTION:
WHAT'S NATIONALISM WITHOUT SOCIALISM?:
December 27, 2019
AND THE WALLS COME TUMBLIN' DOWN:
THE ETERNAL RADICALISM OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION:
December 25, 2019
December 24, 2019
December 23, 2019
GET THE GUY BURGESS SUITE READY:
WELL, GOD MADE THEM SHEEP...:
December 22, 2019
AMERICA IS THE RESISTANCE:
December 21, 2019
WELL, THEY'VE PROMISED DONALD THEY CAN GET HIM OVER 8%:
December 20, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE ANTI-WHITTAKER CHAMBERS PARTY:
December 19, 2019
JUST A QUESTION OF LOYALTIES:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 18, 2019
WHY SHOULD DONALD PUNISH CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTORS?:
TOTALLY NOT A CULT!!!!!!!!!!!:
THE BAGMAN AND THE TRUMPBOTS:
HOW VLAD FUNDS RUDY, DONALD, JOHN SOLOMON...:
December 17, 2019
JOHN BRENNAN'S GREATEST AGENT IN PLACE:
A BOLD ADMISSION THAT WITNESSES WOULD RENDER A GUILTY VERDICT:
HIS POCKETBOOK EVEN TRUMPS HIS ISLAMOPHOBIA:
December 16, 2019
December 15, 2019
THE FACTS ARE NOT IN QUESTION, JUST ONE'S FEALTY TO THE REPUBLIC:
December 14, 2019
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 13, 2019
A BETTER SOCIETY BY HIS LEAVING:
PLAYING TO THE INCEL BASE:
December 12, 2019
December 11, 2019
RUDY, LEV, DEVIN, DONALD & VLAD--NOT EXACTLY THE A TEAM:
GIVE HIM THE CHILD HE'LL GIVE YOU THE MAN...:
December 10, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IF YOU TAKE AWAY HIS CORRUPTION ALL THAT'S LEFT IS HATE:
December 9, 2019
PITY THE FLUFFER NUTTERS (profanity alert):
NO WONDER DONALD HATES HIM:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
BY THEIR UKRAINER SMEARS SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:
December 8, 2019
DONALD AT LEAST SHARES AN IDEOLOGY WITH VLAD...:
December 7, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
CLASSIFYING CRIMINALITY IS IMPEACHABLE TOO:
December 6, 2019
OPPOSITION RESEARCH IS NOT JOURNALISM:
CAN'T INVESTIGATE VLAD WITHOUT CATCHING DONALD AND HIS MINIONS:
December 5, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
YOU CAN'T INVESTIGATE VLAD WITHOUT CATCHING DONALD:
SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
THE DEFENSE'S CASE FOR THE PROSECUTION:
December 4, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 3, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
EVERYTHING THE BUBBLE NEEDS TO BELIEVE IS A LIE:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
IS IT NIHILISM IF YOU STILL LOVE OLD WHITE MEN BUT HATE EVERYONE ELSE?:
IT'S DANGEROUS OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE:
December 2, 2019
...AND TAKING THE GOP WITH HIM:
TAKING THE 5TH IS DUE PROCESS:
December 1, 2019
IF YOU INVESTIGATE RUSSIA YOU CAN'T HELP CATCHING DONALD:
IF YOU INVESTIGATE RUSSIA, YOU CATCH DONALD (profanity alert):
November 30, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 29, 2019
ONLY THE TRUMPBOTS BELIEVED HIM ANYWAY:
YOU MEAN SHAQ ISN'T AN EXPERT ON PIZZA?:
November 28, 2019
IF ONLY THE dEEP sTATE DESERVED CREDIT FOR BIBI TOO...:
NO WONDER HE FELT COMFORTABLE WITH DONALD:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 27, 2019
IMAGINE BEING A TRUMPBOT AND READING A NEWSPAPER?:
November 26, 2019
November 25, 2019
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
MAYBE THERE'S A REASON HE'S ACTINBG LIKE THE GOP NEEDS VLAD'S HELP?:
November 24, 2019
November 23, 2019
THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM nambla:
FAILING TO RECUSE HIMSELF IS ANOTHER CHARGE:
November 22, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHAT'S A KINSLEY GAFFE AMONG FRIENDS:
HE NEVER TIRES OF UNDERCUTTING THE TRUMPBOTS:
JUST ADD ANOTHER COUNT OF OBSTRUCTION:
November 21, 2019
WHEN THE SHAKENDOWN SHAKE BACK:
DUDE, BEING A HENCHMAN FOR DONALD IS YOUR REPUTATION:
November 20, 2019
THERE IS NO OMERTA AMONG TRUMPBOTS:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HOW WOULD DEVIN'S BEHAVIOR BE ANY DIFFERENT...:
NOR DID BREMMER SUCCEED IN KILLING WALLACE:
YEAH, BUT STROZCK HAD AN AFFAIR!:
BECAUSE THE BIDENS AREN'T IN CHAINS IN KIEV?:
November 19, 2019
WHISTLEBLOWERS IN RED HATS:
TO BE FAIR, THE TRUMPBOTS WERE TRIGGERED...:
BUT YOU CAN'T DETOXIFY THE BUBBLE:
IF ONLY THEY WERE PRETENDING:
FOOL THEM 11,000 TIMES, THAT'S ON THEM:
November 18, 2019
WE'LL NEED A SUPERCOMPUTER TO TALLY THE PERJURIES:
ON THE rIGHT, CRIMINALITY IS LOYALTY:
November 17, 2019
MIKE PENCE, WHISTLEBLOWER:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 16, 2019
ANOTHER COUNT OF OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:
NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF IMPEACHMENT:
LEAVING THE PERP-IN-CHIEF WITH NO OPTION BUT TO THREATEN HER:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO IMPEACH HIM:
November 15, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SHOULD HAVE CHANTED U-S-A:
DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE DEEPER:
SOROS HACKED HIS TWITTER FEED!:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE TRUMPBOTS ARE GONNA NEED A LOT OF LIFESAVERS:
AN ADMISSION AGAINST INTEREST:
November 14, 2019
ALWAYS SAVE YOUR RECEIPTS:
HIS OWN TRANSCRIPT HAD ALREADY DESTROYED IT...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 13, 2019
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG:
BILL KRISTOL'S GREATEST COUP:
November 12, 2019
BUT DONALD BUILT UP ALL THE BOT HOPES THAT IGs WOULD SAVE HIM!:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THEY DON'T WANT TESTIMONY, JUST TARGET ACQUISITION:
November 11, 2019
"HELP, WE'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP!":
November 10, 2019
November 9, 2019
THE POINT OF THE EXERCISE IS OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:
November 8, 2019
THAT WOULD BE THE CRAZY BUS:
DUDE, THIS IS THE SCENES, NOT BEHIND THE SCENES:
November 7, 2019
WHERE'S VINCE McMAHON; YOU DON'T HAVE TWO HEELS FIGHT:
DONALD WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM LOSING TO HER BY THREE MILLION VOTES:
EVERY STEP CLOSER TO KNOWING STRENGTHENS THE CASE FOR IMPEACHMENT:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IF WE ALL KNEW ONE THING ABOUT THE CLINTON FOUNDATION...:
JUST ANOTHER NEOCON LED REGIME CHANGE...:
THE BRAND STANDS FOR RACISM:
EVERY STEP CLOSER TO KNOWING:
November 6, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
EVERY STEP CLOSER TO KNOWING PROVES HIS GUILT MORE DECISIVELY:
THE RAMZI YOUSEFF DEFENSE!:
WITH EVERY STEP CLOSER TO KNOWING:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 5, 2019
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO PRISON WITH THE REST OF MY PEERS:
IF I CAN"T SEE THEM THEY CAN'T SEE ME...IF I CAN'T SEE THEM...:
November 4, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 3, 2019
YOU SAY MANCHURIA, I SAY MOSCOW...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THUS THE IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
November 2, 2019
EVERY STOP CLOSER TO KNOWING DEMONSTRATES THEIR GUILT MORE CLEARLY:
GIVEN THEIR LEADER'S REPEATED ADMISSIONS OF GUILT...:
DURHAM/BARR WILL SAVE HIM!:
HE NEVER TIRES OF YANKING THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER THE BOTS:
November 1, 2019
October 31, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
NOTHING MORE HAWKISH THAN REMOVING AN ISOLATIONIST:
October 30, 2019
THOSE EXPLICITLY ARE DONALD'S "VALUES":
QUAINT TO BELIEVE THEY WON'T GO LOWER:
YOU CAN MAKE A CHICKENHAWK OUT OF... (profanity alert):
THE SHARED FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION:
NO ONE HATES JUST MEXICANS:
October 29, 2019
THE WHISTLEBLOWER'S NAME IS DONALD:
NOW THE TRUMPBOTS WILL REALLY GO AFTER HIM:
October 28, 2019
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
DONALD IS BUTTONING UP HIS SUICIDE VEST AS WE SPEAK:
October 27, 2019
DAYS AWAY FROM THE SAME TRUMPBOTS DEMANDING THE DEPOSITIONS NOT BE MADE PUBLIC:
PROPAGANDA, NOT JOURNALISM:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO REMOVE HIM:
October 26, 2019
NOTHING LEFT BUT TO DESTROY THE INSTITUTIONS:
October 25, 2019
NEXT THEY'LL TRY TELLING US NOT TO TRUST MOLLIE HEMINGWAY...:
BRENNAN AND CLAPPER HAVE TO BE RUNNING HIM:
WHEN THE SCUM TIGHTEN THE NOOSE:
LAWS ARE FOR LOSERS, LIKE THE TRUMPBOTS:
THE MESSAGE BEING, "HE DID ALL OF IT, SO WHAT?"
THERE'S A REASON TOM HAYDEN REPRESENTED FRANKIE FIVE ANGELS:
WHICH IS WHY THE GOP IS CRISIS-ACTING INSTEAD OF ATTENDING HEARINGS:
October 24, 2019
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO REMOVE HIM:
CONSISTENCY IS A TOUGH TASKMASTER:
THE rIGHT VS THE rEPUBLIC:
THAT'S THE STAPLE OF FOX NEWS PROGRAMMING:
DONALD BELIEVES LAWS ARE FOR LOSERS:
DEVIN, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
NO OPTION LEFT BUT TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE:
October 23, 2019
WHERE'S ANTIFA WHEN YOU NEED THEM:
HECK, TREASON IS THE GOP BRAND NOWADAYS:
October 22, 2019
WHICH IS WHY YOU TAKE TESTIMONY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS:
THERE IS NO BAD REASON TO REMOVE HIM:
ONLY HER FELLOW ASSETS DENY IT:
MRS. PENCE ISN'T DONE YET:
EVEN WITH ALL THE FAVORABLE PRESS TREATMENT...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 21, 2019
THE rIGHT VS THE cONSTITUTION:
October 20, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
AT BOTTOM HE'S AGRIPPINA:
October 19, 2019
THERE AREN'T EVEN ALLEGATIONS OF WRONG-DOING:
October 18, 2019
IN RIBBENTROP THEY TRUST:
THE GIFT WHO KEEPS ON GIVING:
October 17, 2019
IF THEY HADN'T ALL DESTROYED THEIR REPUTATIONS...:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO IMPEACH HIM:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE INTELLIGENCE PROBE HAVING FOUND NONE:
AT LEAST HE CAN BLAME THE TERTIARY SYPHILIS...:
October 16, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 15, 2019
LET ME MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
AND THE WALLS COME TUMBLIN':
CORRECT, BUT UNDERSTATED:
THAT WON'T MAKE THE INCELS LIKE WOMEN ANY MORE:
AND JOHN AIN'T THROWIN' HIMSELF ON IT:
October 14, 2019
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG:
October 13, 2019
NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER HATED THE MILITARY MORE:
AS OFTEN AS HE'S SUED...:
October 12, 2019
NO ONE LEFT TO DEFEND HIS ACTIONS:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 11, 2019
IT'S ALMOST LIKE PRESIDENTS ARE SUBJECT TO LAWS:
WHICH FEDERALIST PAPER...:
MR. BOLTON IS NOT AMUSED:
October 10, 2019
October 9, 2019
AMERICA WANTS ITS DECENCY BACK:
THERE IS NO BAD REASON TO IMPEACH HIM:
WHEN EVEN DONALD CALLS DEVIN A LIAR:
WELL, HE THREATENED TO RUN AMERICA LIKE HIS BUSINESSES...:
October 8, 2019
ADD IT TO THE OBSTRUCTION ARTICLE:
OBVIATING THE NEED FOR HEARINGS ON THAT ARTICLE OF IMPEACHMENT TOO:
DONALD'S GREATEST ENEMY IS COMPETENCE:
BETTER THAN AN ALTAR BOY AT LEAST:
October 7, 2019
WHAT PROFITETH A LICKSPITTLE...:
THE SAFETY WORD IS, "IMPEACHMENT":
October 6, 2019
"I AM NOT FRANKIE FIVE ANGELS":
October 5, 2019
ONLY NIKKI GOT OUT UNSTAINED:
DEVIN IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
IT'S NOT AN ECHO, VLAD AND DONALD A DUET:
THE RED HAT IS THE RED FLAG (profanity alert):
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE GEORGE AND HENRY WALLACE :
HE'S DOING FOR EVANGELICALS WHAT PEDOPHILE PRIESTS HAVE DONE FOR CATHOLICISM:
BY WHICH HE MEANT, "IT'S DONALD":
TAKING THE WARTIME CONSIGLIERE DOWN WITH HIM:
October 4, 2019
COMETH THE MOMENT, COMETH THE MAN:
THE SAFETY WORD IS, "IMPEACHMENT":
October 3, 2019
"I'LL GREENLIGHT SHOOTING DEMOCRACY PROTESTORS...:
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY...:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO REMOVE HIM (profanity alert):
IN FAIRNESS TO DONALD AND HIS BOTS...:
GUILIANI IS THE ITALIAN FOR UNRELIABLE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SCRATCH A TRUMPOT FIND A VLADBOT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO IMPEACH HIM:
THE DANGER IS OBVIOUS...:
WHICH WILL BE EASIER WHEN THEY'RE SHARING A CELL:
WHAT DONALD REALLY RESENTS...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 2, 2019
IMPEACHABLE, NOT ILLEGAL:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IF BY SCRUTINY YOU MEAN A GLANCE:
HE CORRUPTS EVERYONE HE TOUCHES:
THE SECRETARY IS LYING TO YOU:
October 1, 2019
TRAPPED BY THEIR OWN CONSPIRACY THEORIES:
ONE OF THE SADDEST LIES OF THIS ADMINISTRATION...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HE'S GETTING HIS PENSION TOO:
WHEN DOING THE RIGHT THING BECOMES THE EXPEDIENT THING:
THE FACTS ARE A TOUGH TASKMASTER:
SHE WAS WARNED NOT TO LOOK INTO THE ABYSS...:
AIN'T GONNA WORK ON MAGA FARM NO MORE:
WHAT'S THE AUSTRALIAN FOR "OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE"?:
THE dEEP sTATE IS NOT AMUSED:
September 30, 2019
THE SOURCES BEING BOLTON AND PENCE:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
ONLY NIKKI GOT OUT UNCORRUPTED:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
PREPPING THE BOTS FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT:
DUDE, IT'S NOT A PROJECTION:
JUST READ THE TRANSCRIPT AND IMPEACH (profanity alert):
DON'T SWEAT IT, BRO', HE'S INDEFENSIBLE:
September 29, 2019
THE MOST VALUABLE LESSON THEY TEACH YOU IN LEGAL WRITING...:
September 28, 2019
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN AN ADMISSION OF GUILT?:
TRYING TO SAVE HIS OWN SKIN:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
HEY, SOMEONE HAS TO PROGRAM JOHN SOLOMON::
IT'S ONLY OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!:
GETTING RID OF DONALD WAS THE SOLE JUSTIFICATION FOR JOE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 27, 2019
IT'S NOT THE CRIMES, IT'S THE OTHER CRIMES:
September 26, 2019
WHICH MORNING DOES MITCH DECIDE THEY'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM?:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
EXCEPT IT SHOULD BE FREDO SPEAKING:
September 25, 2019
IN DONALD'S WORLD, FIGHTING CORRUPTION IS WRONGDOING:
WHY THERE'S AN EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE:
AND HE HAS NO SAFETY WORD:
WELL, IT HELPS THAT HE ALREADY CONFESSED...:
"BUT I WAS JUST SOLICITING CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS...":
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE WALL....:
THE RATS DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN WITH THAT SHIP:
September 24, 2019
ALL THE BATTLEGROUNDS ARE RED:
GOSH, WHO COULD HAVE LEAKED THAT?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHO HAS TO BREAK IT TO ANDY?:
IN FAIRNESS TO DONALD....:
September 23, 2019
THIS FOOL PROBABLY DISMISSED URANIUM ONE TOO!:
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO OFFER VLAD SANCTIONS RELIEF:
FIGHTING CORRUPTION ISN'T ACTUALLY CORRUPT:
September 22, 2019
THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE TO SHIFT TO, "DONALD'S LYING":
? THE POINT ISN'T CONVICTION, JUST REVENGE:
September 21, 2019
ANY ENEMY OF VLAD IS AN ENEMY OF DONALD:
September 19, 2019
ONLY A PIKER WOULD OBSTRUCT JUSTICE IN A SINGLE COUNTRY:
YEAH, BUT HE HASN'T INJECTED ANYONE WITH METH!:
WAS ANYTHING IN LIFE EVER MORE CERTAIN...:
IN FAIRNESS TO DONALD....:
September 18, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 17, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 16, 2019
September 15, 2019
September 14, 2019
THE HORRORWITZ, THE HORRORWITZ:
September 13, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 12, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HE OUGHT TO BORROW HILLARY'S BLACKBERRY:
September 11, 2019
TO WHICH, ONE RESPONDS--"FIRE US":
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 10, 2019
WAY TO SPIKE THE VALUE OF YOUR BOOK DEAL:
WHEN AL ROKER BECAME GEORGE ORWELL:
September 9, 2019
THE ONLY KIND OF "CHRISTIAN" WHO CAN SUPPORT DONALD (deviance alert):
FREDO JR. (profanity alert):
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE...:
September 8, 2019
LET THE PROS HANDLE THIS:
September 7, 2019
DONALD CORRUPTS EVERYONE HE TOUCHES:
IT'S ALL A GRIFT, EXCEPT FOR THE HATE:
September 6, 2019
COME BACK HILLARY, ALL IS FORGIVEN:
IN THE rEPUBLIC, THE dEEP sTATE IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:
September 5, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
September 4, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
September 3, 2019
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
August 31, 2019
GOTTA FIND A NEW BABYSITTER:
August 30, 2019
PRESIDENTIAL CRIMES ARE NOT CLASSIFIED::
August 29, 2019
MAYBE OUR PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T BE ELDERLY?:
VLAD CALLING IN HIS MARKERS?:
August 28, 2019
TRANSLATION, "I'M GUILTY":
COURTS JUST LOVE BEING LIED TO:
August 27, 2019
BY PROSECUTING AND HAVING THE CASE TOSSED...:
August 26, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 25, 2019
August 18, 2019
August 14, 2019
BY THE TIME WE GOT TO VLADSTOCK...:
August 13, 2019
THE REST OF AMERICA SHOULD BE SUING HIS CONSTITUENTS...:
TIGHTENING HIS OWN NOOSE:
August 11, 2019
WELL, NO ONE HAS PROVEN THAT PAPA CRUZ DIDN'T KILL JFK!:
August 10, 2019
THEY CAN NOT BE SHAMED ANY MORE:
DISBAND THE AGENCIES AND OPEN SOURCE IT ALL:
August 7, 2019
August 2, 2019
A BUTT-WHIPPIN' FROM TINY TIM:
July 30, 2019
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
July 29, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
July 28, 2019
W CERTAINLY HAD THE GREATEST CABINET SINCE WASHINGTON, DONALD THE WORST:
July 27, 2019
July 26, 2019
July 25, 2019
NOTHING PERPLEXES lEFT/rIGHT MORE...:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
July 24, 2019
EVEN DONALD CAN FOLLOW THE PICTURES:
July 23, 2019
HE SHOULD NOT FINISH THIS ONE:
July 22, 2019
DONALD IS AN "ACTIVE MEASURE":
July 21, 2019
July 19, 2019
STEELE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD:
July 18, 2019
July 17, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE, SIR:
July 15, 2019
July 13, 2019
ONE WAY IT'S NOT FAIR TO COMPARE DONALD AND HITLER:
SHHHHHHH...YOU'LL BREAK THE TRUMPBOTS...:
July 12, 2019
DOES HE NEVER TIRE OF WINNING?:
BY HIS ENEMIES SHALL YOU KNOW HIM:
July 11, 2019
STEELE, BRENNAN, COMEY, STRZOK...:
July 10, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 7, 2019
July 6, 2019
July 5, 2019
NORMALLY, THE SHATTERED CHAIN OF COMMAND WOULD BE A CRISIS:
July 4, 2019
NO ONE TO CIRCLE THE JERK:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
July 2, 2019
DONALD CAN MAKE EVEN THE FROGS COMEDIANS:
June 29, 2019
June 27, 2019
THERE'S NO END TO THESE CRISIS ACTORS...:
THERE'S NOTHING MORE AMERIUCAN THAN HOPING HE'S GENUINELY ILL:
June 26, 2019
June 25, 2019
JUST DOING WHAT HE WAS HIRED TO DO:
June 23, 2019
WHO ELSE WOULD WORK FOR HIM?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 22, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 21, 2019
YEAH, BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS...:
June 19, 2019
June 18, 2019
NO ONE LEFT TO BE LIED TO BY:
June 17, 2019
A REVEALING TIME FOR DONALD TO START PAYING OFF HIS DEBTS:
June 16, 2019
SOMEONE TAKE HIS BOXCUTTER:
HE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS FOX TELLS HIM:
June 15, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
June 14, 2019
June 13, 2019
ONLY NIKKI ESCAPED INTACT:
June 12, 2019
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
WHAT DO THEY HAVE BUT PAID TROLLS?:
June 10, 2019
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
June 9, 2019
June 8, 2019
FIRST IMPEACHMENT, THEN PRISON:
June 4, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 3, 2019
June 2, 2019
LEAVING THE SYCOPHANTS ON THEIR LIMB:
June 1, 2019
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO THE ENEMY WITHOUT SPYING ON DONALD:
May 31, 2019
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM DONALD'S MOUTHPIECE?:
BARR WAS LYING TO DONALD AND HIS BOTS MOST OF ALL:
May 30, 2019
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
May 29, 2019
BILL'S LYING, IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
IT'S PARTICULARLY CONFUSING TO THE rIGHT...:
THE POINT BEING, YOU COULDN'T INVESTIGATE VLAD WITHOUT CATCHING DONALD:
May 28, 2019
May 26, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
May 25, 2019
ALL THE ALLIES REPORTED THE COLLUSION:
May 24, 2019
"LOVE YOUR NEW CLOTHES, SIR!":
May 23, 2019
WAIT, WE'RE HOLDING THEM TO A "SERIOUSNESS" STANDARD?:
AND THERE IS NO SAFETY WORD:
May 22, 2019
MAN, SHE CAN REALLY PUSH HIS BUTTONS:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 21, 2019
WHEN HE SAYS "DEAL," HE MEANS CRIME:
PUBLIC SERVICE IS FOR SUCKERS:
May 20, 2019
May 19, 2019
May 18, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
May 17, 2019
EXCEPT THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE BEEN REPROGRAMMED:
May 16, 2019
May 15, 2019
AT LEAST HE HAD NO GOOD REPUTATION TO RUIN:
THE rIGHT VS THE rEPUBLIC:
May 14, 2019
May 13, 2019
HARD TO BELIEVE HE AND RUDY AREN'T SABOTEURS:
May 12, 2019
HIS LAWYERS ARE HIRED TO LIE FOR HIM, DUMMY:
May 11, 2019
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
DONALD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN DUTY:
May 10, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
THE BEST ROLE IN THE MOVIE:
May 9, 2019
May 8, 2019
ONE OF THE THINGS IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS WOULD DO...:
TRUMPBOTS LEAVE NO SPITTLE UNLICKED:
May 7, 2019
"SURE, THEY HAVE ME ON TAPE, BUT I'VE GOT PHOTOS OF YOU":
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
May 6, 2019
May 5, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
(profanity alert) HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT BEING F'ED :
BEST NOT READ TOO MUCH METHOD INTO HIS MALICE:
May 4, 2019
OUR TWO REPUBLICAN PARTIES:
IF CONGRESS WON'T HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE WHY SHOULDN'T HE COLLUDE AGAIN?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 3, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
WASN'T THE TRUMPBOT DEFENSE THAT DONALD JUST WASN'T PERSONALLY INVOLVED?:
ONLY NIKKI ESCAPED INTACT:
May 2, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
May 1, 2019
THERE'S A REASON ROD ROSENSTEIN WANTED TO WEAR A WIRE:
April 30, 2019
LIKE THE GIMP TURNING ON MAYNARD:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
BECAUSE COURTS LOVE BEING LIED TO:
April 29, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT IT BY 10,000?:
April 28, 2019
IMPEACHMENT FIRST, THEN INDICTMENT:
April 26, 2019
AFTER ALL, HE'S JUST SIDING WITH HIS ALLIES:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL:
April 25, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
FOR STATISTS, GOVERNMENT IS A WEAPON:
April 24, 2019
SHE CAN'T BUY BACK HER SOUL...:
April 23, 2019
April 22, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALSO KNOWN AS OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:
AT LEAST HE'S ADMITTING GUILT:
April 21, 2019
WHAT ARE OATHS TO DONALD?:
April 20, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (profanity alert):
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL AND A CRIMINAL INDICTMENT:
HE'S STILL RIGHT ABOUT THE SPYING:
April 19, 2019
SO MUCH WINNING! (profanity alert):
MORE SMOKING GUNS THAN BUNKER HILL:
KING LITTLE FINGER, FIRST OF HIS NAME:
YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE THE TRUMPBOT CONFUSION...:
THE rIGHT HAS NO CONSCIENCE:
April 18, 2019
NEVER HAD AN HONEST LAWYER:
STOPPING THE FLOW OF PEE:
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REPORT:
April 17, 2019
April 12, 2019
April 11, 2019
THE POINT OF WORKING WITH MANAFORT IS ALWAYS TO ENGAGE IN CRIMINALITY:
April 10, 2019
BILL BARR NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE...:
WE ALL READ THE CARTER PAGE FISA APPLICATION:
April 9, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALSO KNOWN AS HIS CAMPAIGN STAFF:
UH-OH, THEY FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE REPORT:
IT'S THE ONE THING HE HAS RIGHT:
April 5, 2019
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...:
JUST HAGGLING OVER HIS PRICE:
April 4, 2019
IT'S AN IMPEACHMENT REPORT:
April 3, 2019
SURE HOPE HE'S USING HILLARY'S SERVER:
April 1, 2019
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
March 31, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON ROBERT MUELLER:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 29, 2019
March 28, 2019
March 27, 2019
WHEN YOU STRAP YOURSELF TO A SUICIDE BOMBER:
March 26, 2019
March 25, 2019
WHAT MUELLER LEFT TO CONGRESS:
March 24, 2019
SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT:
March 23, 2019
IF MUELLER HAD HANDLED THE INVESTIGATION HILLARY'D BE PRESIDENT NOW:
CARE AND FEEDING OF THE WAHOOS:
March 22, 2019
THE MOST BENIGN EXPLANATION IS KOMPROMAT:
March 21, 2019
March 20, 2019
March 19, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
DUDE, YOU'RE THE BAGMAN FOR A TRAITOR WHO PAYS OFF PORN STARS...:
March 18, 2019
March 17, 2019
THE FBI'S GREATEST SOURCE EVER:
March 16, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 15, 2019
THE QUESTION BEING, DID STEELE GET ANYTHING WRONG?:
March 12, 2019
IT'LL NEVER FLY, ORVILLE:
CAN'T PARDON HIMSELF FOR THOSE:
March 11, 2019
DONALD CAN MATCH ANY CLINTON SCANDAL:
March 10, 2019
March 9, 2019
March 8, 2019
ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILER MAN:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 7, 2019
March 6, 2019
WAIT'LL VLAD SHOWS HIM THE ONE OF DONALD:
March 5, 2019
IT'S A GOOD THING THEY'RE TOO OLD TO HAVE KIDS:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 4, 2019
FACTS ARE SUBBORN THINGS::
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
MADE MEN(DACITY) [profanity alert]:
March 3, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE!:
March 2, 2019
THE COLLUSION IS A GIVEN...:
March 1, 2019
February 28, 2019
STICKING TO HER KNITTING WORKS:
February 27, 2019
AMERICAN PRESIDENTS LEAD BY EXAMPLE...:
HE'S NEVER BEEN TO NORTH CAROLINA, EH?:
THERE ARE NO BAD REASONS TO INDICT/IMPEACH HIM:
WHO WILL RID US OF THIS TROUBLESOME GRIFTER?:
LIKE A BAD VERSION OF NIXON:
PRIDE OF THE DEPLORABLES (profanity alert):
February 26, 2019
KEEPING UP WITH THE NUNES'S::
February 25, 2019
February 24, 2019
"EXCEPT SANDERS AND TRUMP--WE SUPPORT THEM":
February 23, 2019
TAX COLLECTOR FOR THE ETHNOSTATE:
February 22, 2019
THE PRESIDENCY AS CASH COW:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
February 21, 2019
THERE MUST BE HOOKERS IN THERE SOMEWHERE...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHICH IS WHY McCABE WAS FIRED:
STARE DECISIS CAN'T BE SQUARED WITH THE FOUNDERS:
INGRACIOUS FROM THEIR LORD:
February 20, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HERE'S YOUR COATS, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?:
February 19, 2019
WHY WOULD ANYONE OBJECT?:
TIGHTENING HIS OWN NOOSE:
February 18, 2019
OBSTRUCTION IS AS OBSTRUCTION DOES:
HOME BOY JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR SHAWSHANK:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
COME INTO MY WEB, SAID KAMALA TO THE FLY:
February 17, 2019
THE QUESTION IS WHY THEY DIDN'T:
February 16, 2019
LYING FOR HIM IS PRETTY MUCH THE JOB DESCRIPTION:
February 15, 2019
February 14, 2019
February 13, 2019
ALLOWING TRUMPIES TO SPEAK IS A PERJURY TRAP:
FOLLOW THE BENJAMINS, BABY:
February 12, 2019
SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST COLLUSION:
February 11, 2019
ALWAYS ABOUT THE SANCTIONS:
February 9, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHAT IF EVERY CORLEONE WAS FREDO?
February 8, 2019
DONALD NEVER TIRES OF LOSING:
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A RICO CASE:
JUST GETTING HIS MONEY'S WORTH:
February 7, 2019
February 6, 2019
THE GREATEST TRICK THE dEEP sTATE DEVILS EVER PLAYED...:
AS VLAD USES HIS LEVERAGE...:
February 5, 2019
COLLUDING PUBLICLY IS A CRIME TOO:
SPRINGING DEVIN'S PERJURY TRAP:
February 4, 2019
February 3, 2019
February 2, 2019
February 1, 2019
GOVERNMENT DOES WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO; BUSINESS DOES WHAT IT IS:
January 31, 2019
WHICH IS WHY THE rIGHT IS SO DESPERATE FOR DISCOVERY:
January 30, 2019
STARRING MELANIA AS THE BEARD:
THERE'S A REASON THEY DON'T APPEAR TO DEFEND THEMSELVES:
YOU THINK HE'S A CROOK BECAUSE HE IS:
January 29, 2019
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THAT'D CAUSE SOME LOVERS' TIFF:
THAT'S NOTHIN'; DONALD'S WAS REGISTERED ON 6/13/46:
January 28, 2019
YEAH, BUT LOOK AT THIS SWEET MESS OF POTTAGE! (profanity alert):
January 27, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 26, 2019
COMMITTING A CRIME IN PUBLIC DOES NOT ACTUALLY MAKE IT LEGAL:
January 25, 2019
January 24, 2019
AND SHE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A SAFETY WORD...:
January 23, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
PUBLIC OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IS OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:
LYING FOR DONALD ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE?:
January 22, 2019
"RUDY GIULIANI. HE LIED FOR TRUMP":
IF IT DOESN'T SAY "CONVICTED FELON" YOU ESCAPED EASY:
January 21, 2019
January 20, 2019
TRUMPSPEAK FOR SUBORNATION:
EXCEPT FOR THE ONES MUELLER HAS:
January 18, 2019
IS THERE ANY ENEMY DONALD ISN'T AN ASSET FOR?:
DUDE, IT'S ALL BOTTOM-FEEDERS:
ANDY'S NERVOUS AND THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 17, 2019
OLD MAN YELLS AT MARKET FORCES:
RUDY, THE GIFT WHO KEEPS ON GIVING:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHEN WE ELECTED A CRIMINAL?:
January 16, 2019
NOT EVEN A SCOOBY-DO MYSTERY:
January 15, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
NO WONDER DONALD SIDED WITH JARED:
YES, VIRGINIA, YOU CAN COLLUDE PUBLICLY:
DISQUALIFYING ON ITS FACE:
BUYING AN OFF-BRAND GUNGA DIN:
January 14, 2019
ALTHOUGH FDR SHOULD HAVE BEEN:
January 13, 2019
IT'S A REFRESHING CHANGE FROM LYING ABOUT IT:
January 12, 2019
WHERE'S HARRY CAUL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTIAN CHARITY:
January 11, 2019
THE POINT OF THE COLLUSION WAS SANCTIONS:
January 10, 2019
IT'S EVEN MORE DONALD TO THEN LIE ABOUT IT:
IT WAS THE IDEAL SITUATION FOR A HUSTLER, KLANSMAN, NEO-NAZI, RUSSIAN AGENT:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
"PEOPLE WILL SAY WE'RE IN LOVE":
January 9, 2019
January 8, 2019
THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT:
FACTS ARE, HE SUBORNED THINGS:
January 7, 2019
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
QUOTH THE TRUMPBOTS, "IT DOES NOT COMPUTE":
THE DONALD SHOW GETS A PREQUEL:
WHY THE TRUMPS WANT PRISON REFORM:
January 5, 2019
January 4, 2019
January 3, 2019
January 2, 2019
IT'S JUST DONALD PLAYING TO HIS BASE:
January 1, 2019
December 29, 2018
THE WAGES OF OBSTRUCTION:
December 28, 2018
"TRAPPED IN A WORLD THAT'S A DISTORTED REALITY":
WE EVEN GET TO VOTE HIM OFF THE ISLAND:
December 27, 2018
HIS BONE SPURS MAKE READING DIFFICULT:
THE MORE WE KNOW, THE BETTER THE DOSSIER TURNS OUT TO BE:
December 26, 2018
EVEN KIDS KNOW THE ROUTINE AFTER HEARING HIM SPEAK:
December 25, 2018
WHERE'S THE INCONSISTENCY?:
December 24, 2018
December 23, 2018
WHY ELSE WOULD HE HANG OUT WITH THE GUY?:
December 22, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
NOT DRAWN THAT WAY, JUST IS BAD:
December 21, 2018
DUDE, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE:
December 20, 2018
OTHER THAN SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY AND HATING OUR ALLIES...:
IF HE WASN'T GOING TO OBSTRUCT HE WOULDN'T BE EMPLOYED:
HOW DEEP WAS HIS TREASON?:
December 19, 2018
WORKIN' ON UNCLE VLAD'S FARM:
December 18, 2018
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BELIEVE THE BUBBLE:
IN FAIRNESS, THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS FOR TRUMPBOTS:
WHICH IS WHY ALL THIS INFORMATION SHOULD BE PUBLIC:
BUT NO TRUMPBOT CAN PASS A TURING TEST:
December 17, 2018
December 16, 2018
LIKE ALGER HISS TURNING JOE McCARTHY INTO A COMMUNIST:
IN FAIRNESS, DONALD DOES HAVE ONE DEFICIT REDUCTION PROGRAM:
December 15, 2018
DESPERATE TIMES, DESPERATE MEASURES:
WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT YOU ARE, WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER THE POSITION:
"WAIT, PENCE CAN'T SAVE ME?":
December 14, 2018
WHAT DEVIN WAS HIRED TO HIDE:
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO IMPEACH:
THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS OF BIGOTS:
WHY DID YOU THINK HE BOUGHT THE PAGEANT?:
December 13, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE HUNT FOR WAHHABI OCTOBER:
NEWSFLASH: ARCHIE TO HIRE MEATHEAD:
THE COLLUSION WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE UR'S SANCTIONS:
December 12, 2018
December 11, 2018
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HIS PRIMARY OBLIGATIONS ARE TO OUR ENEMIES...:
THE WHEELCHAIR GAMES HIGH JUMP:
? AYERS WAS ALREADY A D CANDIDATE:
December 10, 2018
SPIES AND RIFLES AND BEARS, OH MY:
DON'T WORRY, RUDY CAN HANDLE HIMSELF....:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHEN YOUR DOLLAR IS LESS SOUND THAN ARGENTINA'S:
December 9, 2018
HE'S A VICTIM OF LAWNMOWER PARENTING:
NO WONDER THEY WANTED CLOSED DOORS:
WHEN EVEN ANDY RUNS UP THE WHITE FLAG...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 8, 2018
A TRANSACTIONAL MAN WITH NO CHITS TO CASH:
"WHERE THE HECK IS THAT AMANTILLADO?":
THE PROBLEM WITH A FAMILY BUSINESS BUILT ON CRIMINALITY...:
IF THE GENERAL WAS HONORABLE HE'D RESIGN:
GONNA HAVE TO CLOSE NR TOO:
December 7, 2018
DEVIN, WE HARDLY KNEW YE:
AND THE NRA IS JUST A BRANCH OF THE KGB THESE DAYS:
LOSING EVEN THE LICKSPITTLES:
December 6, 2018
IT'S NOT FRAUD WHEN WE DO IT:
December 5, 2018
ALWAYS FUN TO HEAR DEFICIT HAWKS PIMPING FOR HIM:
December 4, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 3, 2018
DONALD'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST:
WHEN YOUR CLIENT HOLDS THE RECEIPTS:
December 2, 2018
December 1, 2018
THERE'S A REASON YOUR JOINT-DEFENDERS ARE GUILTY:
IT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD THAT HE'LL NEVER BE AG...:
November 30, 2018
THE HINDENBURG IS DRIFTING:
November 29, 2018
DONALD ALWAYS HAS ADVOCATED BRIBERY:
THAT'S ONE SMART WITCHFINDER GENERAL:
LITTLE FINGER'S SHORT DRIVE:
CUE ANDY McCARTHY DEFENSE:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
IT'S ALL COLLUSION UNTIL THE OBSTRUCTION STARTS:
HE TAINTS EVERYTHING(ONE) HE TOUCHES:
November 28, 2018
DONALD'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST:
THESE GUYS MAKE NIXON'S PLUMBERS LOOK COMPETENT:
DONALD REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST HIRED JULIAN TO RUN THE CAMPAIGN:
November 27, 2018
THE CONSTITUTION MEANS THINGS:
COLLUSION WAS HIS ONLY QUALIFICATION:
November 25, 2018
November 24, 2018
A REPUBLIC, IF YOU CAN KEEP HIM:
COMETH THE MOMENT, COMETH THE MAN:
YOU'D THINK DONALD WOULD PAY HANNITY AND DOBBS AS WELL:
November 23, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
November 22, 2018
DONALD'S GOT TO PAY BACK THOSE RUBLES:
November 21, 2018
THE IRS WAS ENTIRELY TOO LENIENT WITH THE rIGHT:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
CORRUPT INTENT IS ALWAYS A SAFE BET WITH HIM:
November 20, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 19, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ADVICE FROM GENERAL BONE SPUR:
November 17, 2018
COME NOW THE OPPONENTS OF DUE PROCESS:
November 16, 2018
THE CRITIQUE IS THAT HE HOGS THE LIMELIGHT AND IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND...:
WHO WHIFFS AT SLOW-PITCH SOFTBALL?:
THE TERROR OF KNOWING WHAT THIS WORLD IS ABOUT:
November 15, 2018
DUDE, THAT IS HIM TRYING:
ALL OBSTRUCTION, ALL THE TIME:
ASSIST INSTEAD OF OBSTRUCT? HOW CONSTITUTIONAL:
November 14, 2018
THE CHEETO JESUS STANDS ALONE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE NICE THING ABOUT MAKING HIM OUTSOURCE JUDICIAL APPOINTMENTS...:
November 13, 2018
CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME...:
YOU JUST KNOW THERE ARE HAITIAN MIDGETS ON THE UNDERCARD:
November 12, 2018
NO ONE CAN SAY IT'S NOT FUN:
November 11, 2018
AN ADMISSION AGAINST INTEREST:
November 10, 2018
THERE'S A REASON THEY DIDN'T WANT THE IRS TO ENFORCE OUR LAWS:
November 9, 2018
AT LEAST THE JUMPER WILL MATCH HIS HAIR:
DAVID ALWAYS BEATS GOLIATH:
WHEN YOU THINK CORRUPT IS NORMAL:
November 8, 2018
November 7, 2018
GOOD ON RACISM, BAD ON OBSTRUCTION?:
November 6, 2018
DID HE REPORT THE IN-KIND CONTRIBUTION?:
November 4, 2018
November 2, 2018
IN FAIRNESS TO THESE CLOWNS...:
THE dEEP sTATE BUSTED THEM:
COLLUSION ALL THE WAY DOWN:
November 1, 2018
October 31, 2018
HOW'S DEVIN SUPPOSED TO EARN HIS RUBLES? HE CAN'T BLOCK THAT ONE:
October 30, 2018
October 29, 2018
OBSTRUCTION HAS CONSEQUENCES:
October 28, 2018
October 26, 2018
October 25, 2018
WHEN YOU ELECT THE DEMOCRAT INSTEAD OF THE REPUBLICAN...:
October 24, 2018
THEY PUNISH UIGHURS BY MAKING THEM LISTEN:
October 23, 2018
WHEN THE BABYSITTER IS CHILDISH:
October 22, 2018
October 20, 2018
October 19, 2018
ALL COLLUSION ALL THE WAY DOWN:
HE TAINTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
WE ARE RELIABLY ASSURED HE DOESN'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS:
October 18, 2018
INCOMPETENCE IS NO BAR TO THE rIGHT'S LOVE:
October 17, 2018
October 16, 2018
DONALD'S GOP IN A NUTSHELL:
October 15, 2018
October 14, 2018
October 12, 2018
October 11, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
October 9, 2018
ONE TIN SOLDIER RIDES AWAY:
October 8, 2018
YOU GIVE US HILLARY; WE GIVE YOU MAGNITSKY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS:
POOR VLAD THOUGHT THEY WERE EXCLUSIVE...:
October 7, 2018
October 4, 2018
IT DIDN'T CRASH IN FORT MARCY PARK?:
October 3, 2018
HE OUGHT TO TITLE HIS MEMOIRS "VICIOUS, VILE & SOULLESS":
October 2, 2018
IT SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN DONE BEFORE THEY TESTIFIED:
October 1, 2018
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU TO LET US CHANGE THE NAME?:
September 30, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 29, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 28, 2018
September 27, 2018
THE INHERENT RISK OF QUOTA HIRING:
NEVER DISAPPOINT THE MOST DISLOYAL MAN IN AMERICA:
September 26, 2018
September 25, 2018
THE dEEP sTATE VS DONALD'S SOCIALISM:
NIKKI'S BRINGING ONE TOO:
September 22, 2018
ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS, ALL THE TIME:
2ND AMENDMENT ABSOLUTISM IS THE ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:
"TRADE YOU MY SANCTIONS FOR YOUR DIRT":
THE DAMAGE DONE BY NOT REMOVING BILL:
September 21, 2018
CLIMB ABOARD THE CRAZY BUS:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
NO ONE HAD LATER THAN 3AM SATURDAY IN THE POOL:
OUR ANCHOR'S HEAVIER THAN YOURS!:
September 20, 2018
BLESS THEIR DELUDED LITTLE MINDS:
WELCOME TO TRUMPWORLD, SON:
September 19, 2018
JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE THE rIGHT STAYS BOUGHT:
September 17, 2018
September 16, 2018
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
September 15, 2018
September 14, 2018
MAKING AMERICA EVEN MORE MONEY THAN TARP:
CONFUSION TO THE ENEMY (profanity alert):
September 13, 2018
WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY IT'S SO POORLY WRITTEN:
September 12, 2018
LET'S JUST REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE BUT GIVE HIM A SHOW WHERE HE'S STILL PRESIDENT:
September 11, 2018
KEEP CHUMMING THE WATERS:
IT'S NOT JUST THE TREASON:
September 10, 2018
NO ONE IS SAYING HE'S WRONG TO BE PARANOID:
THE IGNORANCE REQUIRED TO LOSE MONEY AS THE HOUSE:
September 9, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE (profanity alert):
SECRECY IS CERTAINLY WORSE THAN ANONYMITY:
September 8, 2018
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GROPE HER:
"LODESTAR" WAS ON BARRON'S FIRST VOCAB ASSIGNMENT OF THE YEAR...:
HE IS WHO THEY WANTED HILLARY TO BE:
THE FACT HE CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THEM IN WRITING...:
September 7, 2018
MEANWHILE, IN REALITY...:
"A REPUBLIC, IF YOU CAN KEEP IT":
GOSH, COMEDY IS GOING TO MISS HIM:
HE NEVER FAILS TO REMIND YOU...:
PRESERVE, PROTECT AND DEFEND:
September 6, 2018
AT WHAT POINT WAS HE RAVELED?
"WHO IS THE TALL DARK STRANGER THERE?":
THEN PHOTOSHOP THE BERING SEA INTO THE FRAME:
NOTHING SO BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:
September 5, 2018
PLAYING WITH THE QUEEN OF DIAMONDS...:
DON FOSTER* WILL HAVE THE I.D. BY TOMORROW:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
UNLESS THEY'RE WHITE SUPREMACISTS...:
September 4, 2018
HIS LIPS WERE MOVING (profanity alert):
PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS (profanity alert):
INVESTIGATE VLAD, CATCH DONALD:
September 3, 2018
"GOVERNMENT-CREATED DISASTER":
September 2, 2018
CAN'T TELL THE CROOKS WITHOUT A SCORECARD:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 1, 2018
NODDING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA:
DONALD'S A RUSSIAN AGENT; THEY SHOULD HAVE PAID FOR THE INAUGURATION:
THAT'S WHERE THE BRIBES ARE, DUDE:
WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE, BROTHERS:
August 31, 2018
IF ONLY DONALD WERE PRO-PUTIN ONLY BECAUSE OF BLACKMAIL:
NO ONE WONDERS WHY CAPONE HATED NESS:
WHEN REALITY OPPOSES YOU, DENY IT:
August 30, 2018
"I WAS PROMISED THERE WOULD BE NO ACCOUNTABILITY!":
SHE HAD THE ONLY SECURE SERVER IN WASHINGTON:
HE'S CERTAINLY NO ELLIOT RICHARDSON:
August 29, 2018
HE'LL HAVE TO USE EXTRA-CONSTITUTIONAL MEANS TO SILENCE THE PRESS:
GIVE DONALD THIS MUCH CREDIT...:
August 28, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHEN JESUS COMES BACK, HE'S NOT GOING TO WORK IN HR:
EVEN WITH THE SAME ECONOMY:
August 27, 2018
QUICK REWRITE OF TRUMPBOT PROGRAMMING...:
SO YOU'RE SAYING, YOU LIKE TO WATCH? (degeneracy alert):
IF YOU WANT TO SEE REAL COLLUSION...:
August 26, 2018
August 25, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
August 24, 2018
DEVIN EARNED THOSE RUBLES...:
August 23, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE ENQUIRER, PROGRAMMING TRUMPBOTS FOR 10 YEARS!:
BIG TROUBLE FOR DONALD, PECKER WON'T STAND UP:
LIKE PETER STRZOK, HER POLITICAL OPINIONS DIDN'T MATTER:
MICHAEL CORLEONE ASKED THE SAME THING:
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW DID YOU ENJOY COLLUDING?:
August 22, 2018
WHERE DOES HE GO TO BUY BACK HIS CONSCIENCE?:
HE HIRES THE SORT OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD WORK FOR HIM:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHEN EVEN ANDY CAN'T SPIN IT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NO WONDER HE ENDORSED DONALD (profanity alert):
DEFINING DEVIANCE DOWNWARDS:
DONALD SHOULD RESIGN JUST SO WE CAN HEAR LESS:
August 21, 2018
BASED ON HIS PERFORMANCE IN A SUPPORTING ROLE... (profanity alert):
THE ABUSE IS BECAUSE THE DOSSIER IS FACTUAL:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
EXCEPT THAT DONALD IS HERC:
JUST WAITING FOR THE TAPE TO GET TO 100%:
August 20, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
TRUTH ISN'T TRUTH ISN'T TRUTH?:
August 19, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON, YOU OLD FOOL:
August 17, 2018
HE EVEN MAKES THE WIRE SERVICES HILARIOUS:
HER LYING KNOWS NO BOUNDS:
AS STORMY SHOWED, THE KEY IS JUST TO TROLL BETTER THAN HIM:
August 16, 2018
THE OBSESSIVE'S COMPULSION:
BETTER YET, DO AWAY WITH SECURITY:
YOU BROKE HIM, YOU OWN HIM:
DON'T NEED A CLEARANCE WHEN THE CRIMINALITY IS PUBLIC:
August 15, 2018
IN FAIRNESS TO VLAD, THE CONGRESSMAN REPRESENTS RUSSIA:
August 14, 2018
WHAT DID THEY EVER DO FOR US?:
August 13, 2018
WHICH CONFIRMS THEIR VALIDITY:
August 12, 2018
AIN'T GONNA WORK ON MAGA'S FARM NO MORE:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
August 11, 2018
ONE THING YOU CAN'T DENY DONALD...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 10, 2018
August 9, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 8, 2018
YOU JUST KNEW IF THE GOP HELD ITS BREATH LONG ENOUGH...:
August 7, 2018
August 6, 2018
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
August 5, 2018
TRUMPBOT PROGRAMMING UPDATE:
August 4, 2018
DOES THE NORTH KOREAN CALENDAR HAVE A 3RD OF NEVER?:
August 3, 2018
NO ONE'S GOING TO BUY THAT, SISTER:
August 2, 2018
THE MOST NOTICABLE THING ABOUT THEM...:
SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR 200 SOCCER BALLS:
THEY NEED THE STAFF TO MAN GROCERY CHECKOUT LINES:
AND A PERFERVID LOT THEY ARE...:
July 31, 2018
DID GENERAL KELLY PUT HIS DIGNITY IN A BLIND TRUST? (profanity alert):
July 30, 2018
WELL, dEMOCRATS KEEP DONATIONS FROM THE GROUPS THAT OPPOSE SUPREMACISTS:
IF gOD DID NOT WANT THEM FLEECED hE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM SHEEP:
REPROGRAM THE TRUMPBOTS!:
July 29, 2018
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
July 28, 2018
"YEAH, BUT I GOT A SHINY NEW SOCCER BALL!":
OOPS, REPROGRAM THE TRUMPBOTS...:
July 27, 2018
THE CONSERVATISM OF ORIGINALISM:
CAN SOMETHING FALL APART IF IT NEVER HELD TOGETHER?:
July 26, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 25, 2018
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
SOMEONE HAS TO PROTECT HIS SNOWFLAKES FROM REALITY:
COME BACK, MAJOR ANDRE, ALL IS FORGIVEN:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IF I CAN'T SEE THEM, THEY CAN'T SEE ME...IF I CAN'T SEE THEM...:
YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE HILLARY'S BLACKBERRIES?:
July 24, 2018
OF COURSE, HIS SUPPORTERS...:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
NOT IF HE'S FAITHFUL TO VLAD:
ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON YOU SILLY OLD FOOL....:
July 23, 2018
TURNS OUT WE CONTROL THE RELEASE OF IDENTITIES IN CRIMINAL CASES...:
July 22, 2018
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS:
MANIPULATION SUGGESTS UNWILLINGNESS:
THIS IS A LIE, OF COURSE...:
GRABBING HIMSELF BY THE DONALD:
WAIT, NUNES WAS LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING? SHOCKING!:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 21, 2018
THERE'S A REASON HE AND DONALD DEFEND IT:
SQUANDERING THE UR'S VICTORY:
July 20, 2018
THERE'S ONLY ONE ELEVATOR TAPE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 19, 2018
IT'S JUST ABOUT THE SANCTIONS:
WHERE'S NERO WOLFE WHEN WE NEED HIM?:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
July 18, 2018
WHEN YOU BUY THE PRESIDENT YOU GET STATE:
IT'S ALL AND ONLY ABOUT SANCTIONS:
THE ARGUMENT ALL ALONG...:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
THE GOP IS NOT rIGHT; IT'S CONSERVATIVE:
THE REVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE:
July 17, 2018
LIKE HISS ATTACKING RAMOS FEEHAN:
HE DOESN'T DO TOUGH, EXCEPT TO WOMEN:
AND MS MAY DOES NOT APPEAR IN ANY ELEVATOR TAPE:
FLIGHT 93, IF THE PASSENGERS HAD HELPED AL QAEDA CRASH THE PLANE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE:
July 16, 2018
WE'RE WITH THE STEELE BROTHERS:
#ALLCOMEDYISCONSERVATIVE:
PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT::
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE GRU:
July 15, 2018
"ONE STEP CLOSER TO KNOWING":
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE DNC SERVER....:
July 13, 2018
July 12, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 11, 2018
July 10, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 8, 2018
CONSCIENCE, THEY WONDERED:
HELPS TO HAVE LOST YOUR CAPACITY FOR HUMILIATION:
July 7, 2018
July 6, 2018
WHEN THE USEFUL IDIOTS ARE ON OUR SIDE:
July 5, 2018
July 4, 2018
OH, THEY'RE BEING TRANSPARENT...:
June 30, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 23, 2018
THE FIRST RULE OF CHOOSING PRESIDENTS--NEVER VOTE FOR AN INSECURE ONE:
IT'S NOT A LEGAL PRACTICE:
June 22, 2018
WHAT ABOUT CHELSEA'S WEDDING?:
June 21, 2018
FROM SAVING PROSTITUTES TO BUYING THEM:
HONORABLE FASTIDIOUSNESS, BUT A MISTAKE:
June 20, 2018
EVERY DECENT REPUBLICAN IS OUT TO GET YOU:
WHERE DO THE TRUMPBOTS GO TO BUY BACK THEIR SOULS:
June 19, 2018
SOME OF US ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER...:
BEING CORRUPT IS A JOB QUALIFICATION IN THIS ADMINISTRATION:
June 18, 2018
BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING WRONG:
BRINGING BACK BLACKSMITHS:
ALL COLLUSION, ALL THE TIME:
June 17, 2018
C'MON, VLAD NEEDS HIGHER PRICES:
AT LEAST AMERICAN COMMUNISTS WERE BELIEVERS, NOT BOUGHT:
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAGMAN:
June 16, 2018
WHICH IS WHAT W SHOULD HAVE DONE:
June 15, 2018
June 14, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AS THE TRUMPBOTS SAY, "ISRAEL":
HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE IS:
BAD JUDGMENT NEED NOT BE PARTISANSHIP:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 13, 2018
TEACHING THE ART OF THE DEAL:
June 12, 2018
THE ONLY GAME WORTH PLAYING IS REGIME CHANGE:
June 11, 2018
June 10, 2018
OBJECTIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN:
JUST A BROMANTIC WEEKEND:
June 9, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THERE'S NOT EVEN A COHERENT OPPOSING ARGUMENT:
June 8, 2018
? BECAUSE HE GOT SOMETHING:
June 7, 2018
June 6, 2018
HOW MUCH IS SANCTIONS RELIEF WORTH TO YOU?:
THE LEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE:
WHEN BEAUREGARD IS YOUR MORAL SUPERIOR...:
June 5, 2018
June 4, 2018
ADOPTION! (WINK, WINK, NOD, NOD):
BILL IS THE REPUBLICAN DONALD...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 3, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
TO BE FAIR, EVERYONE WANTS TO UNSEAT OURS:
TREAT HIM LIKE HIS PAL VLAD:
June 2, 2018
BUT SHE WAS A CONSERVATIVE, NOT JUST A cONSERVATIVE:
THEY DO WELL TO ADMIT HE'S OBSTRUCTING:
WHICH PORN STAR TOLD KIM, "DONALD WON'T KNOW YOU FAKED IT"?:
THE MOST DANGEROUS REPUBLICANS IN AMERICA...:
AT LEAST THE AUSSIES AND BRITS ARE AMERICAN PATRIOTS:
May 31, 2018
May 30, 2018
OOPS, TRUMPBOT PROGRAMMING ERROR:
May 29, 2018
THE NUNES SCHOOL OF RECUSAL:
May 28, 2018
SPIES IN THE HOUSE OF LOATHE:
LET RUDY SPEAK (TO THE PROSECUTORS)!:
May 27, 2018
AND HE WONDERS WHY EVERYONE HAS FLED?:
DUDE, IT'S THE SAME THING:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHICH VLAD-TIED HIRE DID HE NEED TO BE WARNED ABOUT?:
May 26, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ONCE YOU'VE SOLD OUT TO OUR ENEMIES TO WIN THE JOB...:
May 25, 2018
May 24, 2018
WHAT ELSE WOULD DEVIN AND DONALD BE DOING?:
KIM GOT EVERYTHING HE WANTED:
YEAH, BUT, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL...:
WHEN YOU'RE THE CHUM DURING SHARK WEEK:
YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM FOR BEING AFRAID OF SUNLIGHT:
YOU LOST THE TRUMPBOTS AT COMPETENT:
IS THERE ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE SERVING OF DIGNITY IN THAT FAMILY?:
WHAT DEVIN IS TRYING TO GET FOR VLAD:
BUT...BUT...BUT...YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED...:
May 23, 2018
THE TRUTH VS. THE RIGHT'S VERSION OF THINGS:
THE SHEER GENIUS OF THE UR...:
"PLUG THE LEAKS," HE LEAKED:
DONALD IS THE PERP AND THE MOLE:
May 22, 2018
IT WAS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO WERE OWED A DEFENSIVE BRIEFING:
IF THE FEDS WEREN'T SPYING ON THESE GUYS IT WOULD BE A NATIONAL DISGRACE:
DONALD'S CREW IS A MATRYOSHKA DOLL:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
JUST IN CASE ANYONE MISTOOK THIS FOR OVERSIGHT:
AND NO FRED TO BAIL HIM OUT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NIKKI WILL CARRY A STAGGERING NUMBER OF REPUBLICANS IN WITH HER IN 2020:
THE VAST-LAW ENFORCEMENT CONSPIRACY:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
May 21, 2018
WHY DOESN'T DONALD JUST ASK HIS FORGIVENESS...:
May 20, 2018
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE...:
KEEP RUDY SPEAKING AND DONALD TWEETING:
YEAH, BUT HE'S BEING SPIED ON BY LAW ENFORCEMENT:
WHAT'S LEFT TO NEGOTIATE?:
May 19, 2018
EVEN DECENT COMMUNISTS QUIT AFTER THE MOLOTOV-RIBBENTROP PACT:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THEY'RE ASSUMING HE MEANT THE FIRST LADY...:
YEAH, BUT HILLARY USED AN ANCIENT BLACKBERRY!:
WHO'S STILL SURPRISED AT DONALD/NUNES AIDING VLAD?:
May 18, 2018
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
May 17, 2018
THE ANTI-HILLARY ZEAL OF THE PRESS:
May 16, 2018
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPARATCHIK WRITE YOUR REPORT:
WELL, THE FBI IS MOSTLY REPUBLICANS...
MAYBE THE DARK IS FROM YOUR EYES:
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
May 15, 2018
APPROACHING 100% VERIFICATION:
May 14, 2018
May 13, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 12, 2018
NOW WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH NOT THINKING UP "PATIENT ZERO" OURSELVES:
May 10, 2018
THE DIRT IS INSIDE DONALD'S LENS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (profanity alert):
THE DEFENSE OF DONALD IS NOT CONSISTENT WITH THE PRACTICE OF LAW:
May 9, 2018
May 8, 2018
WHO KNEW SHE WAS NORWEGIAN?:
COLLUSION ALL THE WAY DOWN (profanity alert):
ACCOUNTABILITY & ENABLING:
May 7, 2018
RIGHT FIRING, WRONG REASON:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
May 6, 2018
WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY GOT?:
WHY SHOULD RUDY HAVE ALL THE FUN?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
OVER A BARREL, AND WEARING ONE:
May 5, 2018
BOLO FOR ESCAPED NARRATIVE; IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS:
WHEN EVEN THE TRUMPBOTS GET FED UP:
IF THE JOB INVOLVED ANY LABOR...:
May 4, 2018
May 3, 2018
THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR:
JUST DOTTING THE I IN COLLUSION:
TELLING THE TRUTH IS ADMITTING GUILT...:
May 2, 2018
NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP:
WHAT IS NATIONAL SECURITY GOOD FOR...:
IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE BELIEVED IT:
May 1, 2018
DO-GOODERS ARE ALWAYS INSUFFERABLE:
A DEFENESTRATION, NOT A DEMOTION:
DUDES, HE'D GLADLY PAY FOR IT HIMSELF:
April 30, 2018
April 29, 2018
SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT (profanity alert):
AN EASY WAY FOR HIM TO GET REVENGE ON THE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES:
WHEN WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
CORBYN IS NEARLY AS PRO-PUTIN AS DONALD...:
April 28, 2018
THUS THE TRUMPBOT HYSTERIA:
DONALD RELEASES THE HOUNDS:
April 27, 2018
April 26, 2018
MORE THAN DONALD IS AN AWFULLY LOW BAR:
SOME TRUMPBOTS ARE WITTING, SOME UN:
April 25, 2018
IS HANNITY LEADING WITH THIS?:
HIS LIPS WERE MOVING (degeneracy alert):
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 24, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE CROSSED LEGS ARE SUBLIME:
AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BLACKBERRY:
April 22, 2018
April 21, 2018
EVER SO KIND AND GENTLE IS HE:
FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!:
TRICKS HE WILL DO WHEN CHILDREN APPEAR:
April 20, 2018
HOW WOULD LAW ENFORCEMENT NOT BE AGAINST HIM?:
EVEN GUNGA DIN COULDN'T CARRY THIS MUCH WATER:
SPARE SOME PITY FOR THE TRUMPBOTS...:
EVERYTHING IN THE DOSSIER HAS BEEN CONFIRMED SO FAR:
TIGHTENING THE NOOSE THEMSELVES:
April 19, 2018
NOT GOING DOWN WITH THAT SHIP:
April 18, 2018
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
April 16, 2018
EXCEPT THAT EVERYONE IS FREDO:
CHARITABLE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 15, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 14, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE (profanity alert):
SUICIDE BOMBING THE BRAND:
WHICH IS TO USE THE TERM CHARACTER LOOSELY (degeneracy alert):
HE WAS TALKING, SO HE WAS LYING:
LEAVING THE HOUSE ALLOWS HIM TO INVESTIGATE GENUINE CORRUPTION:
April 13, 2018
THE QUESTION IS, WAS ANY PART OF THE DOSSIER WRONG?:
PROPERLY FIRED, BUT FOR THE WRONG REASON:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE (degenarecy alert)
April 12, 2018
April 11, 2018
LITTLE FINGER'S COMEY-UPPANCE:
April 10, 2018
STUMBLING INTO AN INSIGHT:
April 9, 2018
THE rIGHT LIKES HIM, SO THERE'S NO DANGER OF VIOLENCE:
April 8, 2018
YA PAYS YOUR MONEY AND YA TAKE YOUR CHANCES...:
April 7, 2018
April 6, 2018
THE BERNSTEIN BY-LINE IS A FITTING TOUCH:
THERE'S A REASON NO DECENT LAWYER WILL WORK FOR HIM:
April 5, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
April 4, 2018
THE INDEFENSIBLE DEPLORABLES:
MANAFORT'S PUTIN TIES WERE HIS SOLE QUALIFICATION:
NO ONE EVER ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A MEMBER OF THE sTUPID pARTY:
April 3, 2018
YOU CAN SERVE THE rEPUBLIC OR dONALD:
ONE OF A KIND, LOVE AFFAIR:
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST:
April 2, 2018
April 1, 2018
TRUMPBOTS, NAZIS AND PUTINISTAS, OH MY:
March 31, 2018
March 30, 2018
FRANKLIN GRAHAM'S KIND OF PLACE!:
March 29, 2018
ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE SHOWER:
March 28, 2018
OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN:
SHOPPING IN THE DISCOUNT BIN:
March 27, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
MAYBE HE SHOULD BE FBI DIRECTOR:
NOT THE COMPROMISE WE WERE LOOKING FOR...:
March 26, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AND MR. SEKULOW IS THERE TO DEFEND A COUPLE POLITICAL ISSUES, NOT LITTLE FINGER:
March 25, 2018
HE WASN'T KIDDING HOWARD:
March 24, 2018
WHAT ETHICAL LAWYER WOULD REPRESENT HIM?:
INDISPUTABLY (profanity alert):
March 23, 2018
COFFEE, TEA OR COLLUSION:
THE ACCUSATION THEY'D WORK FOR HIM IS A SMEAR:
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE...:
March 22, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALLIED AGAINST DEMOCRACY:
THE POINT BEING HE WANTED TO HIDE IT:
March 21, 2018
ALLIES AGAINST DEMOCRACY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 20, 2018
ONE STEP CLOSER TO UNDERSTANDING:
March 19, 2018
DONALD HAS MADE MAGGIE HABERMAN A PEER OF ANDREW FERGUSON:
YOU TRY CARRYING WATER FOR DONALD AND SEE HOW MUCH SENSE YOU MAKE!:
YOU CAN'T HAVE LOW ENOUGH REGARD FOR BEAUREGARD:
IT'S A RICO INDICTMENT THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT:
March 17, 2018
WAIT'LL HE DEPOSES DONALD AND BEAUREGARD:
EITHER YOU CAN TELL THE FEDS THE TRUTH...:
THEY'LL NONE OF THEM BE MISSED:
OUR WORK HERE IS NEARLY DONE:
BEING INDECENT IS HIS JOB REQUIREMENT:
YOU HAVE TO DEGRADE YOURSELF WITH ENTHUSIASM TO BE A TRUMPBOT:
March 16, 2018
THE GREATER THE TURMOIL THE LESS HE CAN DO:
March 15, 2018
THE TELL? HIS LIPS WERE MOVING:
March 14, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE BESIDES CRUZ) WOULD BE GROWING THE MAJORITY:
AFTER ALL, SHE'S NOT MEXICAN OR BLACK:
THE TRUMPBOTS HAVE THE FOOTBALL SNATCHED AWAY AGAIN:
March 13, 2018
EVERYONE KNOWS THE DONALDS ARE CORRUPT:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CRYSTAL BALL SAYS...COLLUSION!:
IT'S NOT JUST TRUMPBOTS WHO HATE STEELE:
EVERYTHING BUT THE SHOWER IS PROVEN:
March 12, 2018
March 11, 2018
C'MON GUYS, AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE HONEST:
March 10, 2018
THE MEETING IS THE VICTORY FOR THE NORKs:
STRIPPING AWAY THE LAYERS:
March 9, 2018
HE BETTER GET TO LEAD THIS MILITARY PARADE HE SOLD OUT FOR:
March 8, 2018
LITTLE FINGERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MILITARY PARADE:
CRYSTAL BALLS SAYS...CORRUPT!:
THE LAST NICKEL DROPS (salacity alert):
SUPPOSE FOR A MOMENT THAT YOU ARE THE MOST SUBMISSIVE OF TRUMPBOTS...:
BUT, VLAD, YOU NEED TO GIVE ME SOME COVER....:
EVEN COBB AND COHEN COULD CONVICT THIS CLOWN:
March 7, 2018
THE SELF-CORRECTING INSTITUTION:
March 6, 2018
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME PRIDE:
NO MATTER HOW WIDE YOU CAST THE NET...:
IT IS THE NATURE OF DONALDWORLD...:
March 5, 2018
WELL, THAT WON'T CALM LITTLE FINGER DOWN:
WHEN IT RAINS, IT'S SHOWERS:
HIS DREAM JOB, WHOREMONGERING FOR A WELCHER:
THE ENRICHMENT WAS THE POINT OF THE CAMPAIGN:
& WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT ENDED:
ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILER:
March 4, 2018
EASIER TO JUST MAKE IT A RICO CASE:
HE DOES LOVE THOSE 76 TROMBONE PARADES...:
March 3, 2018
NOT WHAT BOB MUELLER MEANT BY A LIFE TERM:
DONALD THINKS THAT HUGE LOSER, JESUS, SHOULD COME TO HIM:
THE FBI SHOULD HAVE PAID STEELE FOR DOING THEIR JOBS:
PRO-NAZI IS ONE THING, BUT ANTI-TRADE!:
ARE WE ALL GOING TO PRETEND HE WAS ONCE RAVELLED AND GLUED?:
March 2, 2018
THAT AGREEMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO ROBERT MUELLER:
OUR FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT:
SURE, HE DIDN'T RUN AS A UNIFIER...:
NATIONALISM BREEDS CRONYISM*:
SHARING HIS BIGOTRY IS INSUFFICIENT...:
FOR AN EINSTEIN, IT SURE TOOK HER AWHILE TO FIGURE HIM OUT:
THEY BOTH FAVOR MAKING IT EASY TO SHOOT AMERICANS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 1, 2018
NO WONDER CHRIS STEELE WORRIED ABOUT THE FBI BEING TOO PRO-DONALD:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
DUDE, VLAD ALREADY MET DONALD'S PRICE:
LOYALTY IS A ONE WAY STREET, SISTER:
STILL GOT THAT BITTER-CLINGING 24%!:
February 28, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALL TRUMPBOTS ARE COMEDY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
BUT IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA...:
THE PUBLIC LIFE OF WALTER MITTY:
THE SHOWER IS THE ONLY BIT LEFT TO VERIFY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 27, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ONE STEP CLOSER TO GOING:
February 26, 2018
CALL OF DUTY VS BOOTY CALL:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
IT'S THE TERROR OF KNOWING:
February 25, 2018
FLY THE FRIEND OF DONALD SKIES:
IMAGINE THE EFFORT OF WILL IT WOULD TAKE...:
AND HE HASN'T EVEN STARTED PLUMBING THE DEPTHS YET:
February 24, 2018
HECK, NONE OF THEM ARE CLEARED TO SEE IT:
YEAH, BUT AN FBI STAFFER ONCE TEXTED THAT HILLARY ISN'T SATAN...:
NO TICKEE, NO WASHEE (profanity alert):
February 23, 2018
THE DUDE IS ALMOST 70...:
ONE GUILTY PLEA AFTER ANOTHER:
February 22, 2018
THE TRUMPBOTS WHIFF AGAIN:
YOU CAN PREDICT DONALD'S TWEET AFTER READING THIS...:
February 21, 2018
ONE EXPENSIVE SHOWER CURTAIN:
THEY WANT THE PARDONS PRECISELY BECAUSE THEY'RE GUILTY:
SOME SERIOUS RUSSOPHILES:
February 20, 2018
DESPERATELY SEEKING VLAD (profanity alert):
ALL THAT'S MISSING IS THE PORNSTARS AND THE TWITTER FEED:
FAST, HARD & WIDE...LIKE DONALD ON A BIG MAC:
February 19, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE TEMPTING OF LITTLE FINGER:
February 18, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DEFEND DONALD EVERY DAY:
February 17, 2018
VLAD WANTED A PRESIDENT WHO WOULDN'T CARE AND DONALD WANTED HIS HELP:
February 16, 2018
WHICH IS WHY HE DOESN'T HIRE THE MORAL AND PROFESSIONAL:
CAN'T INTERRUPT EXECUTIVE TIME:
DEMOCRACY IS A STERN TASKMASTER:
February 15, 2018
WAIT, HAS ANYONE EVEN DOUBTED HER?:
NEVER HAND AN IDENTITARIAN A NOOSE:
BUT WERE THEY USING PRIVATE EMAIL?:
February 14, 2018
EXACTLY THE SORT OF STAFF YOU'D EXPECT:
THE DEEP STATE VS THE HE-MAN WOMAN-HATER'S CLUB:
February 13, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 12, 2018
NO ONE WANTS TO BE THIS MASSACRES BOB BORK:
TAKE MYSELF TO THE MOVIE GRAND, JUST TO HOLD MY LITTLE HAND:
February 11, 2018
IF THEY WANTED FIRST-RATE WORK THEY'D HIRE FUSION AND ORBIS:
WHEN YOU NOMINATE AN ABUSER YOU OUGHT TO EXPECT HIM TO BE PRO-ABUSE:
February 10, 2018
February 9, 2018
HOLDING MEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR TREATMENT OF WOMEN...:
THE UNCLEARABLE IN SERVICE OF THE UNCONSCIONABLE:
URANIUM ONE, DONALD ZERO:
AT LEAST THE HALF-LIFE OF DISINFORMATION IS SHRINKING:
THE KEY TRUTH, OF COURSE...:
DOES ANY RUSSIAN NOT HAVE COMPROMISING MATERIAL ON DONALD?
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING:
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HUNT FOR THE "C":
"DID HE EVER EVEN MEET DASHIELL HAMMETT?":
"THE B-ATCHES SET THEM UP!":
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
February 8, 2018
YEAH, BUT LET'S HEAR FROM THE PRO-PUTIN SIDE...:
IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE JOB DESCRIPTION:
WOULDN'T WANT DEMOCRATS TO OVERHEAR THE ETHICS VIOLATIONS:
BUT IT'S NOT HIS COUNTRY:
February 7, 2018
DECLASSIFY IT ALL, DONALD:
PSA--FOX IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF THESE REMARKS:
IF A STRANGE ENEMY SHOULD DARE TO PROFANE:
ALL COMEDY IS...RICK ROLLED!
February 6, 2018
WAIT'LL HE MEETS TEAM MUELLER:
GOD BLESS THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP:
BECAUSE, THE dEEP sTATE IS THE DEMOCRACY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
TRUMPBOTS NEED NOT APPLY:
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TIC-TACS!:
SO MUCH DONE, SO MUCH TO DO:
HE'D HAVE TO MOVE HIS LIPS:
February 5, 2018
DONALD LOVED HIM FOR HIS PRO-PUTIN VIEWS:
February 4, 2018
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
February 3, 2018
WHY DONALD AND VLAD WANTED HIM THERE:
JUST EARNED AN OAK LEAF CLUSTER TO GO WITH THAT HONOR:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
NO ONE EXPECTS THEM TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR ERROR JUST BECAUSE NUNES PROVED IT:
WHILE WE'VE BEEN CREDITING MAGGIE HABERMAN'S COMIC CHOPS...:
DUDES, TO THE RIGHT DEMOCRATS ARE WORSE THAN NARCO-TRAFFICKERS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 2, 2018
IT'S WHY DONALD GAVE HIM THE JOB:
FORGET THE MEMOS, READ THE WARRANTS:
February 1, 2018
ENGAGED? THAT MARRIAGE WAS CONSUMATED:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 31, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE rIGHT HATES DoJ BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T BE CORRUPTED...:
IT'S NOT A SERIOUS EXERCISE...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AND THESE INFORMANTS WERE...:
January 30, 2018
JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN LIZARD PEOPLE...:
THE STATE OF THE UNION IS UNIFIED:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE BIG ASPIRATION OF LITTLE FINGER:
JUST GIVE THEM DONALD'S ROLODEX:
INTERRUPTING THE PUPPET SHOW:
HE TAINTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
THE MATERIAL HE LEAKED WAS TOO HIGHLY CLASSIFIED TO DETERMINE IF IT WAS:
January 29, 2018
HIS DEFENDERS MUST BE SO PROUD:
HOW IS GIVING A GUY CREDIT TARGETING HIM?:
January 28, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
January 27, 2018
DO DONALD'S SUPPORTERS EVEN EXIST?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
WHO WILL RID ME OF THESE TURBULENT POLICE?:
January 26, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
FEELING THE NOOSE TIGHTEN:
January 25, 2018
TIGHTENING HIS OWN NOOSE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
EVEN BY RIGHTWING MOONBAT STANDARDS...:
WE ALL KNOW HE'S GUILTY...:
January 24, 2018
IF DONALD WANTED US TO KNOW THE TRUTH HE'D DECLASSIFY IT ALL:
A STRANGER TO THE CONCEPT OF DEMOCRACY:
January 23, 2018
OBSTRUCTION IS THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT:
WHILE HE TRIES TO GET INVESTIGATORS FIRED:
TEACHING BEAUREGARD ABOUT OBSTRUCTION:
THE IN-KINDEST CUT OF ALL:
January 22, 2018
January 21, 2018
January 20, 2018
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
SOMEBODY HAS TO KEEP THE TRUMPBOTS BUSY:
THE FAMILY'S A TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT FOR CORRUPTION:
THE DISORGANIZED CRIME FAMILY:
January 19, 2018
THEY OWE HIM FOR LEAKING TO THEM:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
EXACTLY THE STUFF THEY DO:
WHEN THE APPRENTICE HAS THE MASTERS:
STEELE WENT TOO EASY (profanity alert):
January 18, 2018
CRUMB TRAILS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
NOW YOU MADE HIM THROW ALL THE TOYS OUT OF HIS PRAM:
STILL GOT THAT 14% CORE!:
January 17, 2018
THE ALT-RIGHT LOVES WIELDING NOOSES:
January 16, 2018
DO YOU, SIR, NOT RECEIVE A PAYCHECK FOR YOURS?:
January 14, 2018
HE IS CURIOUS ORANGE (profanity alert):
HE'S NOT ONLY BRAGGED ABOUT OBSTRUCTING...:
THE PLAYER AND THE PLAYED:
January 13, 2018
A LIMPIN' LUMP O' BRICK-DUST:
OKAY, THERE IS ONE THREAT TO BASEBALL'S STATUS AS THE NATIONAL PASTIME...:
January 12, 2018
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HE GOT OUT OF HIS CART?:
January 11, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CHEETO JESUS LOVES HIM SOME DICTATORS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 10, 2018
PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME ACCEPTING...:
January 9, 2018
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
YEAH, BUT WHO PAID HIM TO UNCOVER THE TREASON!?!:
MAYBE THEY'VE READ HIS TESTIMONY IN OTHER LAW SUITS?:
PLEASE CUT OUT PAGES 465-470 FROM VOLUME C...:
January 8, 2018
THERE'S NO BAD REASON TO OPPOSE HIM:
DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE STILL PRETENDING HE HAD NO ACCESS:
VLAD VS DONALD'S ENEMIES:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
January 7, 2018
A BROJUDD PSA--HERE'S THE CLIFFNOTES VERSION OF SOUND AND FURY:
THE FACTS ARE A STUBBORN TASKMISTRESS:
BEAUREGARD IS ON THE ROOF:
January 6, 2018
THERE'S NEVER A BAD DAY TO BE NEVER-TRUMP...:
BUT HE'D ALREADY ADMITTED TO OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE:
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GUY...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE OBSTRUCTION IS ADMITTED:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE::
THE NEXT BEST THING TO ISIS VS ASSAD:
YOU CAN PICK A REASON WHY HE OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE:
IT AIN'T EASY BEING CHEETO-JESUS (profanity alert):
January 5, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NOT NOW LADIES, I'M TIED UP WITH VLAD:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A LAWSUIT HE ISN'T EAGER TO LOSE:
January 4, 2018
THROWING A REINCE IN THE WORKS:
DUDE, YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL EVERYONE I'M A CORRUPT IMBECILE:
NOTHING SO BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... (profanity alert):
THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR TO THE TRUMPBOTS...:
January 3, 2018
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NIGHT OF THE LITTLE FINGERS (profanity alert):
January 2, 2018
OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE dEEP sTATE:
THE DUDE LOST MONEY ON CASINOS, WHAT CHANCE WAS THERE HE COULD GOVERN EFFECTIVELY?:
January 1, 2018
THE MOST HILARIOUS THING ABOUT DONALD AND HIS BOTS...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 30, 2017
STAFF IS ALWAYS A REFLECTION OF THE BOSS:
THANKFULLY, MR. STEELE EXPLOITED SUCH KREMLIN LEAKS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 29, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 28, 2017
ALSO KNOWN AS, THE LUCKY ONES:
December 27, 2017
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
December 26, 2017
JUST BUILDING THE CRIMINAL CASE NOW:
December 24, 2017
YET DONALD AND THE rIGHT WORSHIP VLAD:
THE dEEP sTATE GIVES THE SHOWERS INSTEAD OF RECEIVING THEM:
ACORN! (profanity alert):
December 23, 2017
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DISCREDIT STEEL...:
December 22, 2017
THE PLAYED, NEVER THE PLAYER:
December 21, 2017
December 20, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
NOW THAT'S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT:
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW WEEK RUSSIA IS...:
December 19, 2017
HE'S RIGHT, LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT THIS...:
"HEADS UP, WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING":
THROWING HIS PICKS OUT OF THE PRAM:
December 18, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 17, 2017
HAVE YOU THANKED A DEPLORABLE TODAY?:
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE:
IF THEY WANTED PRIVACY THEY SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
THERE IS THE LAW. AND THEN THERE IS THE WAY THE TRUMPBOTS UNDERSTAND THE LAW...:
December 16, 2017
December 15, 2017
IF YOU'D COMMITTED TREASON YOU MIGHT TRY TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE TOO:
THEY SOUND JUST LIKE 60% OF AMERICANS:
December 14, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 13, 2017
REALLY GOT 'EM ON THE RUN!:
AMEN, BRO'! (profanity alert):
December 12, 2017
December 11, 2017
ANYTHING FOR SANCTIONS RELIEF:
THE TWO BIG MISTAKES THE VLADBOTS MAKE...:
December 10, 2017
DONALD REALLY NEEDS TO FIRE THEM ALL...:
IF GOD DID NOT WANT THEM SHEARED, hE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE THEM SHEEP:
December 9, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NOT WORTHY OF THEIR SERVICE:
TAKE HIM OFF THE SHORT LIST:
December 8, 2017
AS THE NOOSE TIGHTENS THE BODY FLAILS:
December 7, 2017
NOW WE'VE GOT THE FBI ON THE RUN!:
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE...:
APPARENTLY NOT THE WHITE HOUSE:
December 6, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 5, 2017
IMPEACHMENT IS AN EASY CALL:
DO THEY REALLY THINK REMOVING IT TO FEDERAL COURT...:
IT'S WHY THEY TOOK THE MEETING:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
December 4, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SHE WAS RIGHT THAT SANCTIONING PUTIN PUNISHED DONALD:
YEAH, BUT WHAT DID THE FOUNDERS KNOW ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION?:
AN INTERESTING CRIMINAL JUSTICE QUESTION...:
December 3, 2017
YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME THE FBI...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
NOT THAT THERE WAS ANY DOUBT:
December 2, 2017
ADMITTING A CRIME DOES NOT MAKE IT NOT ONE:
December 1, 2017
ALL COMEY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE IRON LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:
OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN:
November 30, 2017
November 29, 2017
THERE'S OBVIOUSLY ONLY ONE REASON TO LET FLYNN CUT A DEAL:
LUCKY FOR HIM, GIVEN HIS REALITY:
November 28, 2017
November 27, 2017
November 25, 2017
REALLY? WHO QUESTIONS IT?:
November 24, 2017
TALKING TO THE BOYS IN THE BUBBLE::
November 23, 2017
ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON, YA OLD FOOL, WELL IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME:
November 22, 2017
HARD NOT TO FIND HIM PLAUSIBLE...:
IT WAS AN ANTI-AMERICAN OP FROM START TO (HOPEFULLY, IMMINENT) FINISH:
November 20, 2017
WHILE THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD...:
November 19, 2017
THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD HIS NUMBER:
IF HISTORY TAUGHT US ANYTHING...:
November 18, 2017
NOTHING MORE THAN A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE:
LOSING MONEY IS HIS SPECIAL TALENT:
November 17, 2017
November 16, 2017
AND THE OTHER 20% IS TOO DELICIOUS NOT TO SHARE:
BUT CAN THEY AFFORD TO TAKE THEIR EYE OFF THE BENGHAZI BALL?:
November 15, 2017
THEN AGAIN, HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE FOX LOOK IDIOTIC?:
THE OBSTRUCTION BEING THE SLAM DUNK:
November 14, 2017
BECAUSE EXONERATION OVER BENGHAZI AND EMAIL (TWICE) WASN'T ENOUGH?:
November 13, 2017
November 12, 2017
THE YELLOW CLOUD OVER HIS ORANGE HEAD?:
November 11, 2017
HE IS EXACTLY WHO HE SEEMS TO BE:
WIKILEAKS WAS THE CAMPAIGN:
November 9, 2017
COMPLETELY UNFAIR TO CHARLIE-IN-THE-BOX!:
AND THIS IS HIS HIGH WATER MARK:
PEOPLE WILL SAY WE'RE IN LOVE:
November 8, 2017
November 7, 2017
NO ONE GETS OUT OF THIS ADMINISTRATION WITH REPUTATION INTACT:
November 6, 2017
HE'LL LOOK GOOD IN ORANGE:
November 5, 2017
WHICH WAS WHY DONALD PICKED HIM:
VLAD'S IN KIND CONTRIBUTION:
November 4, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
WELL, THEY DO KNOW WHAT APPEALS TO THE rIGHT:
BECAUSE VLAD HAD A DOG IN THE FIGHT:
WHO EXPECTS HONESTY FROM TRUMPBOTS?:
November 3, 2017
November 2, 2017
CLARIFY MEANING, STOP LYING:
NO ONE ESCAPES THIS DUMPSTER FIRE WITH THEIR DIGNITY INTACT:
November 1, 2017
BLAME THE JEW! (profanity alert):
October 31, 2017
WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES:
DIRTY DEEDS, DON, DIRT CHEAP:
SOMEONE HAS TO DEFEND DONALD...:
October 30, 2017
THERE'S SOME HONOR LEFT IN WASHINGTON:
WHILE DONALD WAS ASKING THEM TO HACK HILLARY:
WELL, IT IS PRETTY MUCH GILLIGAN'S ISLAND:
October 29, 2017
WHAT'S BAD FOR AMERICA IS BAD FOR GENERAL MOTORS:
October 28, 2017
EVERYONE HIRED THEM; THEY DO GOOD WORK:
YES! THEY FINALLY GOT THE GOODS ON HILLARY!:
October 26, 2017
BEHIND THE FRANTIC ANTICS:
LOW HANGING FRUIT (profanity alert):
October 25, 2017
BUT DONALD WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ME:
October 24, 2017
October 23, 2017
PROGRAMMING THE TRUMPBOTS:
THE IMPARTIAL PROSECUTOR:
October 20, 2017
THERE'S NO YURI ANDROPOV TO SAVE THEM THIS TIME:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
A LIE, REPEATED OFTEN ENOUGH...:
October 19, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
October 18, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
October 17, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
October 16, 2017
IF ONLY THE GOP'S MORAL STANDARDS WERE AS HIGH AS HOLLYWOOD'S...:
THANKS, DONALD! (profanity alert):
October 15, 2017
October 14, 2017
FORTUNATELY, THE CENTRE IS THE dEEP sTATE IN AMERICA:
October 12, 2017
HE HAD HIS TINY FINGERS CROSSED:
October 11, 2017
October 9, 2017
WHEN YOU THINK PEACE AND PROSPERITY IS PRESSURE...:
October 7, 2017
October 6, 2017
October 5, 2017
IS ANY OF IT NOT CORROBORATED?:
October 4, 2017
THEIR NEED FOR THEM BEING A CERTAINTY:
October 3, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
October 2, 2017
DRAINING THE SWAMP THEY STOCKED:
October 1, 2017
CITIES WERE A MISTAKE (self-reference alert):
September 29, 2017
September 27, 2017
NO WAY 70% ARE DISLOYAL TO THE CONSTITUTION:
September 25, 2017
BY WHAT IS HE NOT DUPED?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
September 24, 2017
September 23, 2017
ONLY DONALD COULD LOSE MONEY ON FOOTBALL:
September 22, 2017
MAKING MUELLER'S CASE FOR HIM:
September 21, 2017
September 20, 2017
September 19, 2017
IT'S NOT TERRORISM WHEN WE DO IT:
September 18, 2017
NO ONE WITH SELF-RESPECT WORKS FOR HIM:
EVINCING NO LOYALTY EARNS NONE:
NOT ONLY DOES THE NEW GUY NOT GET HOW DEEP THE ROT RUNS...:
September 17, 2017
CHARITY DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH DONALD:
September 16, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE:
September 15, 2017
THE ONLY MONEY HE'S EVER MADE:
September 13, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
RAGE, RAGE, AGAINST THE DYING OF THE rIGHT::
NO ONE COMES OUT OF THIS WORSE THAN THE CONGRESSMAN:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
September 12, 2017
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE QUALITY OF HIS STAFF...:
September 11, 2017
September 9, 2017
September 8, 2017
September 7, 2017
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FAKE NEWS, BUT THERE ARE FAKE AMERICANS:
September 6, 2017
September 5, 2017
NO ONE BUYS THE COW IF THEY GET THE MILK FOR FREE...:
September 2, 2017
PITY THE POOR TRUMPBOTS...:
NOT VERY CHRISTIAN, MR. PENCE:
DONALD'S MARCHING ORDERS?:
THE RIGHT'S VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
A SIMPLE CASE OF OBSTRUCTION:
September 1, 2017
THE TIME-OUT CHAIR IS CHAFING:
UNTOUCHABLES V. DEPLORABLES:
August 31, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALL HIS STATEMENTS ARE KNOWINGLY FALSE:
August 29, 2017
THE FOX ISN'T THERE TO GUARD THE CHICKENS:
August 28, 2017
August 27, 2017
August 25, 2017
August 24, 2017
KNOW YOUR TRUMPBOT TALKING POINTS:
August 23, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 22, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
JUST REFUSE TO ACCREDIT HIM:
August 21, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WHO ELSE WOULD VLAD SEND?:
August 20, 2017
THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY CATALYST FOR QUITTING:
August 19, 2017
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY FRIENDS:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE ANYTHING HE SAYS SERIOUSLY?:
August 18, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 17, 2017
August 12, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
August 11, 2017
THE DRIVEN, NOT THE DRIVER:
August 10, 2017
August 9, 2017
JUST ANOTHER BITTER CLINGER:
DONALD WON'T GET SUCH A LETTER WHEN HE LEAVES:
ASPIRING TO DICK, ACHIEVING SPIRO:
EXACTLY LIKE...WELL...NONE OF THE OBAMA "CONTROVERSIES":
August 8, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
INSIDE THE BUBBLE (profanity alert):
THAT, ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD GET HIGH RATINGS:
HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HILLARY WAS:
DON'T COME KNOCKIN' IF THE PRAM IS ROCKIN':
EVERY FLOCK NEEDS A JUDAS GOAT:
August 7, 2017
August 6, 2017
August 5, 2017
POOR LITTLE FINGER, CAN'T EVEN BORROW A BRAIN...:
WHAT ABOUT BALLOT BOX 13!:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
AT LEAST FAKE BEING AMERICAN:
FAKE IT UNTIL YOU TAKE THE FIFTH:
August 4, 2017
LITTLE FINGERS CAUGHT IN THE COOKIE JAR:
WHIMS SEEMS AWFULLY BENIGN:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
August 3, 2017
NEITHER OF THEM UNDERSTOOD AMERICA:
HE DOESN'T LIVE IN THE BUBBLE:
"I AM SITTING IN THE KITCHEN OF THE LITTLE HOUSE AT MEDFIELD...":
THE rIGHT'S WAR AGAINST TRUTH:
August 2, 2017
THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO CRAZY FOR DONALD?:
THE MIGHTY RUSSIAN WAR MACHINE LOSES AGAIN:
TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, REALTOR:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IF PINNOCCHIO HAD NO JIMINY CRICKET:
August 1, 2017
NICELY PLAYED (profanity alert):
July 31, 2017
DUMPSTER, DUMPSTER, BURNING BRIGHT...:
WHEN EVEN INTERNAL POLLING CAN'T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 30, 2017
IN FAIRNESS, WOODY IS WOODY WITHOUT HUMOR AND SUN-YI IS A STEPCHILD:
WHERE'S SHAKESPEARE WHEN WE NEED HIM?:
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A RED WEDDING:
July 29, 2017
THE REPUBLIC IS DOING JUST FINE WITHOUT ONE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 28, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
SO MUCH MORE AMUSING THAN EVEN WE HOPED (profanity alert):
July 27, 2017
SEND FOR THE PLUMBERS! (profanity alert):
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID...:
THE REVULSION EATS ITS OWN:
July 26, 2017
SEEMS LIKE JUST WEEKS AGO...:
WHAT THE rIGHT STANDS FOR:
July 25, 2017
July 24, 2017
LOW REGARD FOR BEAUREGARD:
MOUTHING THE BOSS'S TALKING POINTS:
July 23, 2017
LITTLE FINGER'S PLAYHOUSE:
July 22, 2017
LINCOLN OR LINCOLN ROCKWELL?:
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART!:
DONALD IS JUST ANOTHER KREMLIN PROJECT:
July 21, 2017
BUT, IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!:
TIME TO START COUNTING COUP:
EVEN A DONKEY LEARNS TO LOVE THE WHIP:
WELL, NOW WE KNOW ONE OF THE THINGS VLAD ORDERED DONALD TO DO...:
WHEN YOU ASPIRE TO BE FORD AND NIXON:
July 20, 2017
THANKFULLY FOR ALL OF US...:
WHAT IS SELF-RESPECT TO AN IDEOLOGUE?:
IT'S WHAT VLAD HIRED HIM TO DO:
July 19, 2017
July 18, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
IN A GAZEBO BY MOONLIGHT?:
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAG MAN...:
LAUGHINGSTOCK (perversion alert):
July 17, 2017
IMMORALITY IN DEFENSE OF IMMORALITY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 16, 2017
FOR THE rIGHT, NATIVISM JUSTIFIES ALL:
July 15, 2017
HE CONTAMINATES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
YES, WE COLLUDED, BUT...:
GIVING THE NATIVISTS THEIR MARCHING ORDERS:
WHEN EVEN THE GROSS INCOMPETENCE DEFENSE FALLS APART:
July 14, 2017
THE NEOCONS FINALLY GET TO MISSOURI:
DID STEELE GET ANYTHING WRONG?:
SLICING THE BALONEY LOAF:
July 13, 2017
ANOTHER REASON ALL AMERICANS SHOULD WORK ON A CAMPAIGN:
WHEN EVEN ISLAMOPHOBIA IS NO LONGER ENOUGH FOR A NEOCON:
ROY COHN LITE (profanity alert):
WHAT DONALD HAD (HAS) TO SELL:
THE CIRCUS WHERE BARNUM IS THE SUCKER?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
SOLICITATION RUNS IN THE FAMILY:
July 12, 2017
PLAYIN' WITH THE QUEEN OF DIAMONDS:
DO US A FAVOR IN RETURN, FIRE PREET:
EVERYTHING IN IT APPEARS TO BE TRUE:
DOT...DOT...DOT...DOT...:
July 11, 2017
THE FISH ROTS FROM THE LITTLE FINGER:
WHAT'S A LITTLE TREASON AMONG NATIONALISTS?:
JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS SECRET COLLUSION DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS IMPORTANT:
RUT-ROH, VLAD IS UPSET ABOUT THE SANCTIONS NOT BEING DROPPED...:
YEAH, BUT VINCE FOSTER...:
July 10, 2017
July 9, 2017
GOOD TO KNOW HE CAN STILL FEEL SHAME:
YOU CAN RUN (YOUR MOUTH), BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:
THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY PRISON HUSBAND:
EVEN THE TRUMP'S AREN'T SUCH BAD BUSINESSMEN...:
HOW CAN ANYTHING STILL STUN THEM?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
July 8, 2017
"IT'S JUST RAIN, COMRADE DONALD":
"AND HE WENT TO THE DESK AND MADE HIS REQUEST":
WELL, HE IS EMPLOYED BY VLAD:
TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY:
FRED IS DEAD; SOMEONE HAS TO BAIL DONALD OUT:
July 7, 2017
July 6, 2017
July 5, 2017
WHAT HELPED HIM WHEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE...:
EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO DROSS:
July 4, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
July 3, 2017
WE'VE SEEN HOW THIS STORY PLAYS OUT:
July 2, 2017
July 1, 2017
NOBODY HATES JUST MEXICANS:
MOMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE PLUMBERS:
June 30, 2017
GONNA NEED A BIGGER HARD DRIVE:
June 29, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
June 28, 2017
June 27, 2017
THE COVERAGE WAS FUN WHEN IT DROWNED OUT THE OPPOSITION, BUT NOW IT IS THE OPPOSITION:
June 26, 2017
June 25, 2017
SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME:
June 24, 2017
June 23, 2017
June 22, 2017
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GOLFER TO GET WHAT THIS MAKES DONALD:
June 21, 2017
WHERE DOES DONALD THINK HE'LL FIND A PROSECUTOR...:
June 20, 2017
THE IRRESPONSIBILITY IS NOT IMPEACHABLE...:
June 19, 2017
GIVE HIM THE BOY, HE'LL GIVE YOU THE MAN:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
June 18, 2017
NO ONE BOARDS A SINKING SHIP:
June 17, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
HE CORRUPTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
June 16, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
THE LAWYER FULL-EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATION:
WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED WHAT HE IS, WE'RE JUST HAGGLING OVER HIS PRICE:
June 15, 2017
WHAT HAVE THEY EVER RUN?:
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIRE AN AWFUL LOT OF INVESTIGATORS:
June 14, 2017
NOT THAT ANYONE EXPECTED HIM TO UNDERSTAND LAW OR THE CONSTITUTION:
June 13, 2017
NO WONDER HE PROMISED TO LIFT THE SANCTIONS:
LIKE BEING CHUCK WEPNER'S CORNER MAN:
NO WONDER DONALD PROMISED TO LIFT SANCTIONS:
OBSTRUCTION ALL THE WAY DOWN...:
HERE'S HOW PARTISANSHIP WORKS:
June 12, 2017
FROM A PARTY REPRESENTED BY THE ELEPHANT...:
CONSERVATIVES CARE, THE rIGHT DOESN'T:
THE LAWYER FULL-EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATION:
THE UNKNOWN SELF-IN-CHIEF:
June 11, 2017
NO ONE WOULD EXPECT HIM TO BE EFFECTIVE AT SOMETHING:
IF REPUBLICANS LET HIM FIRE ONE INVESTIGATOR WHY NOT THE NEXT?:
THE MILLER OF JUSTICE GRINDS:
June 10, 2017
GONNA NEED MORE DUTCH BOYS...:
June 9, 2017
THEY'RE BOTH OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE:
June 8, 2017
A PRIMA FACIE CASE OF OBSTRUCTION:
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU...:
HE FIRED THE INVESTIGATOR:
ONE HAS TO ASSUME THAT'S PERJURY:
AND THE PRIVATE CONVERGES WITH THE PUBLIC:
AND JUDGES WERE LAWYERS...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
DONALD AND VLAD DON'T COMPREHEND AMERICA:
June 7, 2017
THE REPUBLIC DESERVES BETTER:
THE STORY OF LITTLE FINGER AND THE GIANT:
MELANIA HAS MADE THE SAME REQUEST...:
YEAH, BUT HILLARY ONCE FAINTED!:
June 6, 2017
JUST ANOTHER CASE HE CAN'T WIN:
THE BETTER PEOPLE GET TO KNOW HIM...:
THEY ARE WHO THE rIGHT THOUGHT THE CLINTONS WERE:
THE TRUMPIES CAN STOP PRETENDING WE DON'T KNOW IT WAS THE RUSSIANS:
June 5, 2017
THEY HIRED THE MONEY, DIDN'T THEY?:
June 3, 2017
DUDE NEEDS THE NORPLANT VERSION OF ADDERALL:
June 2, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
June 1, 2017
May 31, 2017
DONALD IS JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM...:
May 30, 2017
WAS ANYTHING IN THE DOSSIER WRONG?:
A RARE MOMENT OF HONESTY...:
May 29, 2017
JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL CORRUPTION...:
May 28, 2017
THE WHOLE MOB SHOULD STAY OFF SOCIAL MEDIA:
May 27, 2017
DUDE, RESIGN WHILE YOU CAN:
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE BAG MAN...:
WATCH OUT FOR MR. CZERVIK...:
May 26, 2017
May 25, 2017
WELL, GIORGIO THOUGHT SO TOO:
LUCKY THAT'S ALL HE GRABBED:
AND DON'T STARE AT HIS FINGERS...:
TRYING TO STOP AN INVESTIGATION MAY APPEAR TO BE TRYING TO STOP
JOE SCARBOROUGH IS RIGHT:
May 24, 2017
REMEMBER THE QUAINT OLD DAYS WHEN "WHY DO THEY HATE?"...:
THE REF SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THAT ONE:
THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THE CORRUPTION UNUSUAL...:
LITTLE FINGER AND THE DAMAGE DONE:
HE'S GONNA NEED MORE ROOFIES:
May 23, 2017
NOTHING SO BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:
WHICH EXPLAINS ALL HIS BANKRUPTCIES...:
SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT:
May 22, 2017
HIS LITTLE FINGERS TARNISH EVERYTHING THE TOUCH:
IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE SERIOUSLY DOUBTS ANY OF THE REPORTS:
GET THOSE LITTLE FINGERS AWAY FROM ME:
May 20, 2017
IF YOU SHAG THE SHEEP IN THE TOWN SQUARE...:
May 19, 2017
"OH, AND ANNE FRANK IS HIDING IN THE ATTIC...":
May 18, 2017
"AH BARTLEBY! AH HUMANITY!":
OBSTRUCTION PURE AND SIMPLE:
THE "STAY SILENT" IS IMPLIED...:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
SHE FIGURED THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SOAP TO GET CLEAN AFTERWARDS:
THERE'S A REASON HE HID IT:
THERE'S A REASON HE HID THEM:
MAYBE DON'T VOTE FOR THE GUY HELLBENT ON CRASHING THE JET?:
May 17, 2017
ROD AIN'T GOIN' DOWN WITH THE SHIP:
THE RESPONSIBLE PRESS AND THE IRRESPONSIBLE PRESIDENT:
ONLY HILLARY'S SERVERS WERE SECURE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE DEEP STATE:
THE PREMISE OF THIS COLUMN IS COMPLETELY FALSE....:
IN FAIRNESS, HE'S UNLIKABLE:
FUN WITH DONALD...AND DONALD:
EXCEPT REMOVAL WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT OUTCOME:
THE RARE DEBT DONALD ACTUALLY PAID:
INCOMPETENT FROM THE WORD GO:
May 16, 2017
AS POPULAR AS THE SLUTTIEST GIRL AT THE BAR:
WHEN YOUR BEST DEFENSE IS THAT THE BOSS IS A MORON:
May 15, 2017
WHEN EVEN THE FELLOW NATIVISTS BAIL:
May 14, 2017
HE'S BILLY CARTER, NOT EVEN JIMMY:
May 13, 2017
AND THE rIGHT'S DEFENSE HAS DEVOLVED DOWN TO...:
WITH HANDS THAT SMALL, SOMETHING HAD TO BE ENORMOUS TO COMPENSATE:
ONLY HE'S ALLOWED TO BE BOTH:
May 12, 2017
HE TAINTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
NEVER GO AGAINST THE FAMILY:
OF COURSE HE MADE IT WORSE; HE SPOKE:
May 11, 2017
JUST GIVE UP, GUYS. HE CAN'T ANSWER:
GONNA HAVE TO FIRE HIM TOO:
BEING QBed BY GARY MARANGI:
IT'S NOT COLLUSION IF IT'S PUBLIC:
ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE JAILERMAN:
May 10, 2017
DONALD IS TESTING A UNIQUE THEORY ON US...:
WAIT, HOW DOES THIS TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT OFF THE RUSSIA CORRUPTION?:
May 9, 2017
A SAD LITTLE MAN WITH SAD LITTLE HANDS:
BUT FOR THE dEEP sTATE THAT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU'D GET FOR HIS nATION:
May 8, 2017
THEY ALL WANT IT, ALL THE TIME:
May 7, 2017
TO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW:
May 6, 2017
DONALD APPROVES PIPELINE THAT UR BLOCKED:
May 5, 2017
THOSE WERE JUST RHETORICAL NODS TO FLYOVER COUNTRY:
May 4, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP STATE:
May 2, 2017
NOTHING MORE BECOMES THE AMERICAN PEOPLE...:
May 1, 2017
HE'S GONNA RUN OUT OF WHITE FLAGS EVENTUALLY:
April 28, 2017
April 25, 2017
April 23, 2017
EXCEPT HE CAN'T EVEN DELIVER THE WALL:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
April 21, 2017
April 20, 2017
April 19, 2017
IT'S NOT LIKE VLAD COULD AFFORD FOR AN ENEMY TO WIN:
HE COULD HARDLY GET MORE UNPOPULAR IN SUCH A SAFE DISTRICT:
NOW EVEN THE ISLAMOPHOBES WILL SAY HE'S WORSE THAN HITLER...:
THE "SCANDAL" WAS ALWAYS SELF-REFUTING:
April 18, 2017
DRESSING IS NOT HIS RUSSIAN CONDIMENT OF CHOICE:
IT HAS TO BE SUSAN RICE'S FAULT...:
April 17, 2017
NOT TO UNMASK THEM WOULD HAVE BEEN WRONGDOING:
April 16, 2017
THE PUMPKIN'S TURN IN THE CARRIAGE:
April 15, 2017
WE ALL KNOW HE'S IGNORANT OF THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR LAWS...:
OUR FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT (profanity alert):
April 14, 2017
April 13, 2017
THE "SQUIRREL!" SHOUTERS:
April 12, 2017
HAVING CLEARED ALL THE HOOPS...:
April 11, 2017
April 10, 2017
April 8, 2017
April 7, 2017
THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY TOPICS THAT ECONOMISTS DISAGREE ON:
AT LEAST ALGER HISS HAD THE DECENCY TO HIDE HIS COLLABORATION:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:
US STRIKES SYRIA; rIGHT HURT MOST:
WE BROKE HIM; WE OWN HIM:
April 6, 2017
DONALD CORRUPTS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES:
THE POLITICS ANGLE OF THE UNMASKING:
April 5, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
IT IS THE MASKED MEN'S PRESENCE IN THE REPORTS THAT IS THE SMOKING GUN:
April 4, 2017
EVEN A BLIND SHIEK FINDS AN ACORN ONCE IN AWHILE...:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THESE ARE THE CLOWNS WHO'LL SHOW US HOW TO RUN GOVERNMENT LIKE THEIR BUSINESS?:
April 3, 2017
April 2, 2017
BUT IMAGINE IF HE WORKED ON THE SABBATH!:
SURE, IT'S ILLEGAL AND UNETHICAL...:
THOUGH WE'RE SYMPATHETIC TO THE ARGUMENT...:
DONALD'S PRAYER GOES UNANSWERED:
BECAUSE GOVERNORS ARE GROWN-UPS:
April 1, 2017
BY JULY WE MAY BE DOWN TO H:
THE DIAGRAM IS DEVASTATING IN AND OF ITSELF:
March 31, 2017
THE UR ALWAYS WAS TOO APOLITICAL:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
YOU WOULDN'T HIRE HIM TO RUN THE LOLLIPOP GUILD:
March 30, 2017
HE IS WHO HE CLAIMED HILLARY WAS:
FIGHTING FOR THE LIFE BOATS IS GONNA GET UGLY...:
SENSE? COHERENCE? WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S DISCUSSING?:
HE'S PRETTY MUCH VICENTE FOX'S PRISON WIFE:
March 29, 2017
ALL THE DOWNSIDE OF BILL WITH NONE OF THE UP:
A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY:
March 28, 2017
HE'LL THROW OUT THE FIRST BALL AT THE MASTERS...:
THEY THINK THEY CAN SAVE BLACKSMITHING JOBS TOO:
March 27, 2017
WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:
March 26, 2017
YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY A FRENCHMAN; IT WAS BUYING AMERICANS THAT WAS UNUSUAL:
THE BOOKERS STILL HAVE THEIR JOBS:
HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT HILLARY WAS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
March 25, 2017
THE WHITE HOUSE AS AN ETHICS-FREE ZONE:
March 24, 2017
WE KNEW HE WAS A LIAR WHEN WE HIRED HIM (profanity alert):
March 23, 2017
HE'S EVEN LYING WHEN HE SAYS "AND" AND "THE"::
March 22, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE COLLABORATION WAS NOT SECRET:
DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!...:
WHICH IS WHY HE RAN DONALD'S CAMPAIGN:
IT'S NOT A COMPLEX IF YOU ARE INFERIOR:
March 21, 2017
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THE POINT IS THAT THERE IS NO DEFENSE:
March 20, 2017
THE COLLABORATION WITH PUTIN IS ALL OUT IN THE OPEN:
YET HE FELT COMPELLED TO ANNOUNCE HE HAD NOTHING ON HILLARY TWICE?:
HE MEANT RUSSIA TODAY...:
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS?:
March 19, 2017
NOT EXACTLY HAMILTON VS JEFFERSON...:
March 18, 2017
NO ONE OWES DONALD ANYTHING:
GONNA HAVE TO FIRE A LOT MORE FOLKS AT JUSTICE:
March 17, 2017
KEEP IT CLASSY, LITTLE FINGER!:
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE:
March 16, 2017
LEAVING HIS DEFENDERS COMPLETELY DIVORCED FROM REALITY:
WHY WOULDN'T A KREMLIN EMPLOYEE BE PRO-PUTIN?:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
THERE'S A DELICIOUS IRONY...:
March 15, 2017
FAILED PRESIDENT, SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
ALWAYS BET ON THE dEEP sTATE:
March 14, 2017
THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVER:
March 13, 2017
C'MON, MAN, HIS LAPDOGS JUST SPENT A WEEK PRETENDING OBAMA DID IT...:
GOVERNING IS NOT POLITICS:
HIS INEPTITUDE SERVES THE REPUBLIC:
March 12, 2017
THE BEST LAID PLANS OF DONALD AND VLAD...:
WE'RE ALL ANSWERABLE TO THE dEEP sTATE:
March 9, 2017
WHO DOUBTS HE LIKES PERJURY?:
THE SECONDARY PROBLEM...:
March 8, 2017
SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED THE FOREIGN AGENT PART...:
COLLABORATION CORROBORATION:
March 7, 2017
BUT WE JUST KNOW IT WAS OBAMA!:
March 6, 2017
NO WONDER HE'S TRYING TO BLAME THE UR:
LIKE BEING EMPLOYED BY RUSSIA TODAY?:
GOD BLESS THE DEEP STATE:
March 5, 2017
AND THE ONE THING WE KNOW DRIVES HIM...:
THE PROBLEM WITH ARGUING THAT IT'S ALL JUST APPEARANCES...:
ORDER THEM TO TURN EVERYTHING OVER TO CONGRESS AND THE PRESS...:
March 4, 2017
TILLERSON MUST BE VALET-PARKING CARS?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
BETRAY? ALL HIS TWEETS ARE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR IGNORANCE:
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS...:
IGNORE THE FAT CONTROLLER:
DEPENDS WHAT THE MEANING OF MEETING IS...:
WITCH HUNTS ARE A FUNCTION OF WITCHES:
March 3, 2017
THE SHEEP EXIST TO BE FLEECED:
IT'S NOT AS IF ONE EXPECTS ANY PRINCIPLES FROM THIS CREW:
MORE IMPORTANT IS THE FLIP SIDE...:
IT'S A HELPFUL IDENTIFIER OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS:
March 2, 2017
THE HIGH COST OF "TOUGHNESS":
MAINTAIN? THAT SHIP DONE SAILED:
ADD IN THE DEFEAT OF ISIS...:
March 1, 2017
AND NO ONE DOUBTS THE FIFA DOSSIER:
February 28, 2017
NOTHING WRONG WITH CEDING POWER TO THE HILL:
PLEASE, HAMMER, DON'T HURT HIM:
YEAH, BUT THE WILLINGNESS TO WASTE AMERICAN LIVES SHOWS TOUGHNESS!:
February 27, 2017
NEVERMIND WHETHER THE MANHATTAN BILLIONAIRE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF ELITE OR NOT...:
HE REALLY NEEDS TO NOT SPEAK:
February 23, 2017
DANG THAT LIBERAL MEDIA...:
NO WONDER DONALD HAS TO TRY AND DISCREDIT THE PRESS:
THE JOURNAL KNOWS THAT, TELL DONALD:
February 22, 2017
BUT EVEN THEY'VE JUMPED SHIP:
WAIT, SOMEONE TOOK HIS CRITICISMS SERIOUSLY?:
February 21, 2017
EVERYBODY SAYS "NEVER AGAIN"...:
THAT'S ALWAYS SEEMED THE MOST LIKELY REASON FOR CONCEALING MEDICAL RECORDS:
DOES MR. PENCE HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT?:
February 20, 2017
IT'S A REPUBLIC; THE DEEP STATE IS BROAD:
IDENTICAL PERSONALLY; OPPOSITES ON CIVIL RIGHTS:
HAPPILY, HIS FAILURES ARE AMERICA'S SUCCESS:
MAKING AMERICA GREEK AGAIN?:
SHOULD HAVE USED HILLARY'S SERVER:
February 19, 2017
WHAT SELF-RESPECTING MAN WOULD WORK FOR HIM...:
February 18, 2017
AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE SOME PRIDE:
THE rIGHT CONSIDERS THIS AN AWESOME START:
IF YOU'RE WRONG, DISCREDIT THE FACTS:
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION...:
DONALD'S TURN IN THE TIGER CAGE:
February 17, 2017
WHICH REMINDS US OF MARY McCARTHY ON LILLIAN HELLMAN...:
WANTED--UNSERIOUS PERSON FOR CRAPPY JOB:
February 16, 2017
SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE JOB...:
EXCUSE US, MS CLINTON, CAN WE BORROW YOUR SERVER?:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
"I CAN GET YOU THERE I BET":
MISUNDERSTANDING REPUBLICAN INSTITUTIONS:
February 15, 2017
THE WHIPHAND IS ON THE HILL:
JUST ANOTHER FAILED TRUMP ENTERPRISE:
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE:
AREN'T SURVIVALISTS THEIR CORE CONSTITUENCY?:
PRESIDENT PENCE HAS A RING TO IT:
SMOOTH AS THE HANDLE ON A GUN:
THE LOVE CHILD OF CLOUSEAU AND COUSTEAU:
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE DOSSIERS:
YEAH, BUT WAS HE USING A BLACKBERRY?:
SESSIONS WAS THE ONE THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN DOWN...:
February 14, 2017
NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE PEQUOD:
PRESIDENT BANNON IS NOT AMUSED:
AND YOU THOUGHT RINGLING BROTHERS CLOSED?:
EXCEPT HE'S JUDGE SMAILS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 13, 2017
HE'S DEFINITELY NOT USING HILLARY'S SECURE SERVER:
WE KNOW IT'S FAKE NEWS...:
OTHER THAN THAT, HOW'S THE PLANNED CHAOS WORKING OUT?:
February 12, 2017
WAGING PRESIDENT BANNON'S WAR:
CUE KILLER RABBIT THEME...:
February 11, 2017
HE MAY EVEN BEAT SPICER OUT THE DOOR:
CAN WE RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY...:
EVIDENCE? THE OVAL IS FACT-FREE:
February 10, 2017
ALL THE FAKE NEWS IS TRUE:
HE COST HER THE ELECTION:
HE DOESN'T GET FRIENDSHIP, NEVERMIND BROTHERHOOD:
NOT THAT HE RAN HIS BUSINESSES WELL EITHER:
THE OVAL IS A FACT-FREE ENVIRONMENT:
IF IT WEREN'T FOR GORSUCH...:
February 9, 2017
JUST HAGGLING OVER THE PRICE:
MAYBE MERKEL AND ABE COULD SURRENDER AGAIN?:
WHATEVER IT IS...I'M AGIN' IT!:
February 8, 2017
AND NO ONE EVEN PRETENDS BILL IS INNOCENT:
IN WAY OVER HIS ORANGE HEAD:
GOVERNING IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER:
MAYBE IT'S NOT VENEREAL?:
February 7, 2017
IT'S NOT A BATHROBE; HE'S WRAPPED IN TINFOIL:
February 6, 2017
THE MAN WHO MADE EUROPEANS FUNNY:
February 5, 2017
IT'S NOT MORAL EQUIVALENCY WHEN YOUR GUY DOES IT:
February 4, 2017
THE FISH ROTS FROM THE (CARROT) TOP:
WE FINALLY HAVE THAT MOST PEN AND TRANSPARENT WHITE HOUSE EVER...:
GOOD THING IT'S CHEAP, HE'S DRIVING CONSUMPTION:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
February 3, 2017
LEAKING WORSE THAN THE WEST WING:
IT'S NOT DONALD'S FAULT THEY BOTCHED THE MISSION...:
HE'LL BE VISITING DOVER OFTEN:
February 2, 2017
DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE:
YOU CAN'T COUNT ON DONALD:
LATHER; REPEAT; REINCE! (profanity alert):
CAN A PRESIDENCY DECLARE BANKRUPTCY, 'CAUSE HE NEEDS BAILING OUT:
CHEAPER THAN A BABYSITTER:
THE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT:
February 1, 2017
NO ONE EVER WENT BROKE BETTING ON THE DEEP STATE:
IF IGNORANCE WERE BLISS HE'D BE LESS SURLY:
WE'LL GO BACK WHEN IT'S PRESIDENT HALEY:
THE PAY-OFF FOR BOXING HIM IN:
THE IMPORTANCE OF DENYING DONALD A DEMOCRATIC SENATE:
THUS THE CHAIN OF COMMAND:
January 31, 2017
OKAY, WE GET THAT HE DEGRADES EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES...:
FRIDAY NIGHT DONALD AND SUNDAY MORNING DONALD (profanity alert):
NO ONE EXPECTED GOOD GOVERNANCE:
FORGET THE POLICY, THEY CARE ABOUT POWER:
January 30, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
EVEN NIXON HAD BEBE REBOZO:
PROTECTING LITTLE FINGER:
RETIRING RECORDS RIGHT AND LEFT:
MAKING THE ACLU GREAT AGAIN:
THE SUREST SIGN OF hIS SPECIAL PROVIDENCE...:
January 29, 2017
January 28, 2017
BUT THE FANBOYS THINK HE'S WINNING!:
MAKES JEREMIAH DENTON LOOK LIKE A WILLING PARTICIPANT:
January 27, 2017
January 26, 2017
YOU THINK FACT-CHECKING HIM IS TEDIOUS?:
THIS ADMINISTRATION LEAKS WORSE THAN THE BORDER:
AT LEAST THE SECRETARY HIMSELF HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE...:
EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE JUST RED MEAT FOR THE WINGS:
January 25, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 24, 2017
AT LEAST THEY'RE GETTING PAID...:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
CAN'T SPELL POTUS WITHOUT ADHD:
ONE WOULD SAY HE WAS OVERCOMPENSATING...:
January 23, 2017
WHEN YOU'VE LOST THE JOURNAL:
MISSING THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ALREADY:
January 22, 2017
WELL, HIS BY-PRODUCT IS SCAT:
ONE WAY TO CURE TURNOUT ENVY:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
LITTLE FINGERS, SMALLER MAN:
SURE, THEY DIED IN SERVICE TO THEIR COUNTRY THAT I AVOIDED, BUT I'M A VICTIM!:
January 21, 2017
IF ONLY THE FBI WERE AS PROFESSIONAL AS THE TIMES...:
January 20, 2017
WHY CHECK? IT WAS FACT FREE:
McCONNELL, RYAN, ROBERTS:
January 19, 2017
DUDE, IT WON'T GIVE YOU NORMAL SIZE FINGERS:
LETTING THE BUREAUCRACY RUN THE GOVERNMENT:
January 18, 2017
January 17, 2017
THE EXTRAORDINARY RELATIONSHIP:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
JOBS WHITE PEOPLE WON'T DO:
January 16, 2017
January 15, 2017
KNOWING WHO YOUR ENEMIES ARE:
January 14, 2017
THE ALTERNATIVE IS MUCH WORSE THAN THE BLACKMAIL/BRIBERY THEORY:
WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS IVANKA GETS:
WHEW! THE ANTI-DONALD CONSPIRACY THEORY HAD BEEN SORELY LACKING IN JEWS...:
January 13, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 12, 2017
INVESTIGATING FIFA WOULD BE GOOD PREP:
January 11, 2017
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
WELL, THEY CERTAINLY HAD ODD PROCLIVITIES TOO:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
January 10, 2017
THE MORE TIED-UP THE BETTER:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
DONALD BROUGHT A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT:
THE ENTIRE POINT OF PROTECTIONISM IS TO MAKE THE ECONOMY LESS EFFICIENT:
DONALD IS VLAD'S ONLY HOPE:
January 9, 2017
THE LAST NAIL IN GERALD FORD'S COFFIN:
BUT DAD CAN'T BAIL HIM OUT THIS TIME:
January 6, 2017
January 5, 2017
AT LEAST HISS AND COMPANY WERE TRUE BELIEVERS...:
WELL, THERE ARE NO 14-YEAR OLD RUSSIANS...:
January 4, 2017
January 3, 2017
January 2, 2017
REPUBLICANS VS THE rIGHT:
December 29, 2016
December 28, 2016
HE COULDN'T RUN GAMBLING DENS...:
December 25, 2016
JUST LIKE HILLARY, BUT WITH SHORTER FINGERS...:
December 17, 2016
December 16, 2016
HEAVING HIS TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM:
December 15, 2016
HE IS WHO HE CLAIMS SHE IS:
December 13, 2016
OF COURSE HE DOESN'T; COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
December 11, 2016
IF RUDY AND CHRISTIE HAD MONEY THEY'D HAVE JOBS:
December 9, 2016
HAVEN'T THEY EVER HEARD OF A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY?:
WHATEVER IVANKA WANTS, IVANKA GETS:
December 6, 2016
IT'S NOT A SWAMP WHEN WE DO IT:
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO, BUY EMBRAER?:
THAT'S NO RAT, THAT'S CHEETO JESUS:
December 5, 2016
MAKE ME HAPPY; MAKE ME FEEL FINE:
December 3, 2016
December 2, 2016
THE MOST ESTABLISHMENT ELECTION EVER:
WHAT PART OF HIS CRONYISM DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?:
November 29, 2016
November 28, 2016
WORKED FOR THE UNICORN RIDER:
November 25, 2016
NO ONE EVER ACCUSED HIM OF HAVING TASTE:
November 24, 2016
A STRANGER TO INTELLIGENCE:
November 23, 2016
THE VIRTUE OF THOUGHTLESSNESS:
November 22, 2016
IF THE NY POST WON'T PIMP FOR HIM, WHO WILL?:
NO ONE THOUGHT HE'D BE ANY GOOD AT IT:
HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:
THE LEAST WE'RE ENTITLED TO FROM A FREE PRESS IN A REPUBLIC...:
November 20, 2016
THE LAST LIBERAL PRESIDENT:
November 19, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:
November 18, 2016
HE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:
BEAUREGARD'S WILL BE UGLY ENOUGH:
SHE IS WHO THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS:
SO TOO DOES THE ROOSTER BELIEVE IT MAKES THE SUN RISE:
BUT THEY ARE SERIOUS MEN:
November 17, 2016
November 16, 2016
THE ESTABLISHMENT JUST ISN'T AS FRAGILE...:
November 15, 2016
THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS EVEN MORE POWER SHIFTING TO THE HILL:
HE IS WHO THEY THINK SHE WAS:
NIGHT OF THE LITTLE FINGERS:
THE NOT-READY FOR PRIME-TIME PLAYERS:
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 14, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
November 13, 2016
THE LIBERAL PRESIDENT VS THE REPUBLICANS:
THIS WAS THE ONLY THING NJ VOTERS HELD AGAINST TOM KEAN...: