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May 17, 2013

WHAT? NO HORNS?:

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April 29, 2013

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April 21, 2013

SPOILER ALERT:

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COMING TO AMERICA:

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April 15, 2013

THE PRICE HE PAID FOR OUR SOULS:

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April 13, 2013

AN ARM IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE:

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PROFOUND HEROISM:

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March 31, 2013

DECLINE MY FOOT....:

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NOTHING EVER BEAT A NEW GLOVE OR A NEW BIKE:

Posted by orrinj at 8:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 25, 2013

SOMEONE LOCK IT FOR HIM:

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March 17, 2013

THERE GOES THE GREATEST FAN WHO EVER LIVED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:26 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 8, 2013

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February 24, 2013

GOOD CHAPMAN/BAD CHAPMAN:

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February 13, 2013

WITHOUT STEROIDS, OLD PLAYERS ARE OLD AGAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:38 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2013

& I JUST SENT BOOKS...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 18, 2013

EAT YOUR HEART OUT...:

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January 4, 2013

...AND, SOMETIMES, THE THRILL OF THE SNOW:

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December 16, 2012

MERITOCRACY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 4, 2012

PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS:

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September 23, 2012

"THE ROTTENEST DECISION IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL":

Posted by orrinj at 5:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2012

PLATE?:

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July 24, 2012

BRILLIANT:

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July 16, 2012

WAITING AND WATCHING:

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July 11, 2012

BEING BERNIE WOULD BE BETTER:

Posted by orrinj at 4:34 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2012

AND R.A. DICKEY IS THE BEST INDIVIDUAL STORY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2012

SO HE'S GOT THAT ON HIS RESUME:

Posted by orrinj at 8:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2012

WHEN EVEN THE BALL WASN'T WHITE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 13, 2012

YOUR JEALOUSY IS WARRANTED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:56 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 5, 2012

AND THE RED SMITH READER:

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April 1, 2012

FROM THE ARCHIVES: IT'S THE STEROIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

March 22, 2012

THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER BOB MONTGOMERY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 21, 2012

PLAYING IN PAIN:

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AMAZIN' (via The Mother Judd):

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February 19, 2012

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SAY, HEY, ST. PETER:

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February 8, 2012

LIKE MAGIC:

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January 16, 2012

FROM THE ARCHIVES: LEGENDARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

January 11, 2012

CATCH-22:

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November 22, 2011

THE RUTHLESSNESS OF NUMBERS:

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October 23, 2011

GENETIC CODE (via Matt Murphy)

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October 22, 2011

ANY TWO-BIT FRANCHISE CAN WHIFF, IT TAKES A CERTAIN GRANDEUR TO FAIL SPECTACULARLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 21, 2011

BACK IN THEIR HEYDAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2011

HOW THE A'S WON:

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October 8, 2011

NO POST-SEASON FOR OLD MEN:

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October 4, 2011

WELL, BOTH TEAMS DESERVE TO BE BURIED WITH THEIR FANS (via The Mother Judd):

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September 23, 2011

"THE BASEBALLEST":

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September 18, 2011

THESE ARE A FEW OR OUR FAVORITE PLAYERS (via Foos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2011

MORE RALPH:

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August 6, 2011

NO ONE'S EVER WRITTEN AN ODE TO FOOTBALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 22, 2011

AND BECAUSE SID FERNANDEZ NEVER ALLOWED GROUNDBALLS...:

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July 21, 2011

A SYM-PHONY (via The Mother Judd):

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July 20, 2011

DARK OF THE MOON:

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July 19, 2011

PERHAPS NOT THE BEST EXAMPLE:

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July 16, 2011

STEAL CITY:

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July 15, 2011

THE TIME OF OUR LIVES (via Glenn Dryfoos):

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July 3, 2011

EVER MORE ALIKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2011

FORGET JUST BASEBALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 25, 2011

STEROIDS, NOT CORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:46 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2011

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June 19, 2011

NOW FIX TENNIS RACKETS AND GOLD CLUBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 17, 2011

THE FIELD IS FLAT:

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June 11, 2011

JEWISH ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

HAZY DAYS OF SUMMER (profanity alert):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2011

WHAT A GAME:

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June 5, 2011

IF YOU WIN, THEY WILL COME:

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May 25, 2011

NO ONE TOLD THEM VALDEZ WAS COMING (via Matt Murphy):

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May 17, 2011

RAISING BOYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:10 PM

May 16, 2011

EVAN LONGORIA, SUPERHERO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

May 14, 2011

AND, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THE CARDINALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

May 5, 2011

GREATEST FENWAY MOMENT EVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

May 2, 2011

NO STORMBRINGER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

April 30, 2011

LIKE STEVE CARLTON AND HIS RICE BUCKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

THE PUERTO RICAN JACKIE ROBINSON OF THE NEGRO LEAGUES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

April 27, 2011

OR MAYBE HE'S JUST A JERK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

WHO IS MANNY?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

April 25, 2011

A-ROD WAS JUST THE EASIEST TARGET...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

April 24, 2011

PRAISE FATHER, SON, AND HOLY MICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

April 22, 2011

A COMPLEX BEAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 AM

NOTHING COULD BE LESS SURPRISING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 AM

April 21, 2011

WHO KNEW YOU COULD SINK LOW ENOUGH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

THE BAB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 AM

April 20, 2011

DEDICATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

WHY WOULD YOU STOP VOLUNTARILY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM

April 18, 2011

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April 17, 2011

WHY ONLY BASEBALL FASCINATES::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

April 12, 2011

MAKING THEMSELVES USEFUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

FREAKIN' COOL SLO-MO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM

April 10, 2011

YOU'LL SWEAR JEWS CAN FLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

April 9, 2011

THERE IS NO WORSE SIN IN SPORT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM

April 8, 2011

STINKIN' APP WON'T EVEN WORK WITH MY FIRST GENERATION iTOUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

April 7, 2011

THE MOST REMARKABLE FACT ABOUT THE STREAK BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

April 5, 2011

A FALSE FAVORITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

April 1, 2011

FIVE OF THOSE YANKEE WINS SHOULD BE ALLOCATED TO BALTIMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM

March 28, 2011

TAXMAN JONES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 AM

March 27, 2011

THE ENDEAVOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

THE CITY OF BATTERY LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

March 20, 2011

WHAT A WASTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

March 19, 2011

IF THE MICK HAD PLAYED IN THE POLO GROUNDS, CANDLESTICK, AND SHEA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

March 16, 2011

EXCEPT..."

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:06 PM

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March 13, 2011

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March 9, 2011

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

March 7, 2011

IF YOU HAD WALTER JOHNSON'S FASTBALL AND MO'S CUTTER WOULD YOU EVER ALLOW A HIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

March 5, 2011

PRINT THE MYTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

March 4, 2011

MADE IT TO 65 (via Glenn Dryfoos);

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

March 1, 2011

THE FATHER JUDD USED TO LIVE AROUND THE CORNER FROM PREACHER ROE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

February 28, 2011

WORKING ON HIS CHANGE (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

February 27, 2011

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

February 24, 2011

YANKEES WE DON'T HATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:41 PM

AND ALL FOOTBALL HAS IS "BLIND MAN IN THE BLEACHERS"...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

February 19, 2011

WHO KNEW THE SUB-STANDARD HAD IT IN THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

February 17, 2011

AND YOU THOUGHT THEIR AGE WAS THEIR BIGGEST PROBLEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:43 PM

THE SUBTLE BRILLIANCE OF THE 2010 ROSTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

February 6, 2011

NOT IN THE CARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

February 5, 2011

THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN PAY HIM FOR THAT LONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:19 PM

January 30, 2011

DIPS INROAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

January 27, 2011

HE SHOULD HAVE HIS NUMBER RETIRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

January 25, 2011

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

January 5, 2011

MEANWHILE, I'D HAVE VOTED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:12 PM

THE DUDE REALLY DOESN'T LIKE IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

December 24, 2010

HAPPY HALLADAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

December 23, 2010

AT LAST, A MESSIAH OF THEIR OWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 PM

December 16, 2010

DO ME RIGHT, SANTA!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

December 15, 2010

IT WAS UNFORTUNATE HOW EMBITTERED AND DISMISSIVE OF MODERN PLAYERS HE BECAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 PM

IF ONLY ANYONE GOT MLB NETWORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

December 14, 2010

WHY WOULD HE CHOOSE TO FACE DH'S?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

December 3, 2010

THE POSSIBILITY WOULD SEEM TO EXIST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

December 2, 2010

WE DO THIS EVERY DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

November 23, 2010

THREE YEARS FROM NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

November 14, 2010

RANSOM STODDARD'S LESSON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

November 13, 2010

A GREAT DAY IN PITTSBURGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 PM

November 12, 2010

THEY SHOULD NEVER GET OVER THREE YEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

November 10, 2010

FLY AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

THE ANTI-FIELDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:25 PM

November 5, 2010

"WE JUST DO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

November 4, 2010

ENTER SANDMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM

October 31, 2010

THAT'S JUST AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 PM

October 27, 2010

OH, YOU BOWLEGGED BEAUTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:12 PM

October 25, 2010

HOW MAN WEEKS UNTIL PITCHERS AND MOLINAS REPORT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

October 23, 2010

IT'S A LOT OF MONEY TO SPEND FOR ONE FAT GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

October 19, 2010

QUITE WRONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

October 17, 2010

FREDDY SAYS, GOODBYE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

October 14, 2010

THE DRY LOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 AM

October 12, 2010

IT'S GOOD TO BE GREINKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM

October 5, 2010

IS C.C. UNDER MORE PRESSURE THAN ANY POST-SEASON STARTER EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

September 28, 2010

FAREWELL AT FIFTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 PM

AND PLAY THE PIPE ORGAN LOWLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

September 24, 2010

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE HIM (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

September 20, 2010

WHICH REMINDS US OF A STORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 PM

September 17, 2010

GEORGE BAMBERGER IS SMILING SOMEWHERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 PM

September 6, 2010

THE HEART OF THE MAN (via QuarterBrain):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

September 2, 2010

DEMOCRACY OF THE DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

August 24, 2010

KINER'S KORNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

August 21, 2010

YOU LOST THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

YOU DA BALL MAN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

August 17, 2010

NOW IT IS DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

August 11, 2010

OLE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

July 30, 2010

MEANWHILE, THE EPL'S PITCHERS AND CATCHERS HAVE ALREADY REPORTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

July 29, 2010

OH, FOR DECENT OWNERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:00 PM

July 25, 2010

THE REVEALED GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:26 AM

July 22, 2010

AS IF BOBBY COX WASN'T ENOUGH TO GET US ROOTING FOR THE BRAVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

July 15, 2010

CRICKET IN TIMES SQUARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

July 14, 2010

"NO," WOULD HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:40 PM

IF GEORGE HAD BOUGHT THE INDIANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

July 13, 2010

SUPPOSE FOR A MOMENT THAT YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH PIRATE FAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:22 PM

July 9, 2010

WHICH WOULD GIVE THEM A DECENT ROTATION....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 AM

July 4, 2010

IT'S BASEBALL, EXPECT THE IMPROBABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

July 2, 2010

WOW!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

July 1, 2010

THE SANDMAN NEARS THE EXIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

June 25, 2010

LIVING HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 AM

June 15, 2010

WHICH IS WHY SOCCER IS IN ITS INFANCY AND AMERICA WILL USHER IN ITS ADULTHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

June 6, 2010

"KINDA LIVE FOREVER":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

June 2, 2010

THERE'S A GREAT BIT IN THE BRETHREN... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 AM

May 29, 2010

EN FUEGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

May 22, 2010

MAYBE THE GREATEST ARMENIAN JEWISH PLAYER OF ALL TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 PM

May 19, 2010

A TRAVESTY OF A MOCKERY OF A SHAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 AM

May 10, 2010

HE WISHES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:17 PM

May 7, 2010

ALMOST MAKES IT WORTH BEING THAT BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

May 6, 2010

THE VALUE OF THE #1:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM

NOTHING BUT ERNIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

May 5, 2010

FRIEND TO MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM

April 30, 2010

THE REAL SIDD FINCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

April 28, 2010

WHO KNEW YOU COULD MAKE BASEBALL EVEN MORE AMERICAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

April 27, 2010

EVEN THE METS MIGHT GET ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 PM

April 22, 2010

BUT DON BAYLOR COULDN'T JUMP (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:54 PM

April 18, 2010

THE WIN OUGHTN'T PREVENT THE FIRING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

April 6, 2010

DOES NO ONE EDIT POLITICS DAILY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 AM

April 5, 2010

DID RICKY MARTIN SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

April 3, 2010

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April 2, 2010

FROM THE ARCHIVES: IT HAS THE POWER TO MAKE EVEN THE SILLY TALK SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

FREE E-BOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

March 18, 2010

PEANUTS, CRACKER JACK, iPOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:26 AM

March 5, 2010

NOTHING COSTS MORE THAN IT USED TO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

March 4, 2010

THERE'S A REASON JAVIER VAZQUEZ WAS AN AL FAILURE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

STRANGE AS IT SOUNDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

February 27, 2010

THAT COOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 PM

February 13, 2010

IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:45 AM

February 1, 2010

BALLPARKS, LIKE OTHER CATHEDRALS, SHOULD HAVE ORGANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

January 28, 2010

THE ORIOLES AND ROCKIES ARE GOING TO BE BETTER THAN THAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

January 24, 2010

THREE WEEKS TO PITCHERS AND CATCHERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

October 13, 2009

NEEDS MORE PEANUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

October 9, 2009

WOW CUBED!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

September 17, 2009

NEAR THE END OF THE JOURNEY (via Glen Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

September 9, 2009

KID?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

September 2, 2009

IF YOU'RE LUCKY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 PM

August 21, 2009

THIS WEAKNESS DIDN'T JUST SNEAK UP ON THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

August 20, 2009

BUCK A BALLGAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

July 24, 2009

SCHROEDINGER'S UMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

July 16, 2009

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

July 15, 2009

WHO WOULD KNOW THE MIND OF AMERICA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

July 14, 2009

STEP AWAY FROM THE DONUTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 PM

THE HECK WITH THE SPINNING WHEEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

July 9, 2009

JIMMY FREAKIN' QUALLS (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 PM

July 7, 2009

"MIGHT AS WELL LET ME GO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

July 6, 2009

THE ONLY SPORT WITH GREAT REGULAR SEASON GAMES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

July 5, 2009

DOES THE CATCHER EVEN HAVE A SIGN FOR THE GOOGLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

July 2, 2009

JUST STEALING JOBS FROM DOMINICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 PM

June 29, 2009

THE BEAUTY OF PLAYING FOR THE SOX AND YANKEES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

June 28, 2009

JUST HUM THAT SEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

June 26, 2009

MECHANICAL MEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

THERE'S A DELICIOUS TENSION IN THE BOOTH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

June 25, 2009

HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THE BALL AWAY FROM MATT GAMEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:45 PM

IN THE POOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

THROW, DON'T THINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

June 9, 2009

THE THRILL OF THE GAB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

June 8, 2009

BASEBALL IS JUST MORE FUN IN THE NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 PM

June 6, 2009

MASS-IVE ATTACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:33 PM

NOW TRY TO HIT ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

May 30, 2009

NUMBER ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

May 24, 2009

INK-STAINED WRETCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

May 22, 2009

THE VOICE OF REAGAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

May 20, 2009

YOUTUBE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

May 17, 2009

IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CATCHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

May 16, 2009

HOPEFULLY STUBBY CLAPP ISN'T LIVING UP TO HIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

FORTUNATELY, WGN WAS A SUPERSTATION THEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

May 15, 2009

THAT'S JUST COOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:39 PM

REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT'S PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

JUST GET AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

May 12, 2009

NOT A GAME WITH WHICH ABNER WAS FAMILIAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

May 10, 2009

HUMMING THAT SEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

May 8, 2009

YOU'RE NOT MICKEY MANTLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:56 PM

ANOTHER TEAMMATE LOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

May 2, 2009

RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A FASTBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

ALL HE EVER DID WAS WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

April 23, 2009

THE RAYS GET RICHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:46 AM

HEY, COULD YOU PHOTOSHOP IN A LESS EMBARRASSING OUTFIT? (via Glenn Dryfoos)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 AM

April 21, 2009

HE'D BE THE YANKEES #3 STARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

April 20, 2009

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

April 19, 2009

YOU KNOW YOU'VE STRUCK BROADCAST BOOTH GOLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

FIRE CASHMAN CHRONICLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

April 18, 2009

NOW TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

April 17, 2009

INDISPENSIBLE READIONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

April 15, 2009

KNOWING BASEBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 PM

April 14, 2009

THE COOLEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

April 13, 2009

DID ABNER DOUBLEDAY BEAT JESUS IN PINOCHLE OR SOMETHING?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

NOT THE PIPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

AND NO MORE STEROIDS TO KEEP THEM PRODUCTIVE IN THEIR 30s:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

April 12, 2009

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

April 11, 2009

NOTHING BEATS A TRAIN AND A BALLGAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

April 5, 2009

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, STICK MICHAEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

MIRACLE AT COOGAN'S BLUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

NO ONE EVER VOLUNTARILY LISTENS TO FOOTBALL ON THE RADIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

WHO HAS TO BREAK IT TO HIM THAT IT'S INTELLIGENT DESIGN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

April 3, 2009

STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

April 2, 2009

GIVE THE PADRES THE PAWSOX PITCHING STAFF AND THEY'RE FAVORITES IN THE NL WEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

April 1, 2009

IF NOTHING ELSE, DAN DUQUETTE IS OFF THE HOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:34 PM

March 27, 2009

HE WASN'T ALWAYS OVER-RATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 AM

March 26, 2009

SUPPOSEDLY THE BEST PITCHING PROSPECT EVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

March 23, 2009

GIVEN HIS POST-SEASON PERFORMANCES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 PM

March 22, 2009

WHO SAYS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

FACE-OFF AT THE RAVINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

March 20, 2009

OUGHT TO MOVE THE GAME TO FENWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

IT AIN'T KICK THE CAN, BUT IT'LL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

March 17, 2009

SLUGGING WITH THE ENEMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 16, 2009

OUR LONG SHEA STADIUM NIGHTMARE IS OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 PM

March 15, 2009

WHEN FLUTE MET REMUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

March 12, 2009

HE'LL BE PLAYED BY JIM CARREY IN THE MOVIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:29 PM

FILTHY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

OCHO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

March 11, 2009

DUTCH TREAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

March 10, 2009

MUST SEE TV:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

March 8, 2009

IF THEY WERE PLAYING OUTDOORS IT WOULD BE PERFECT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 5, 2009

THE LEAST MISSED STADIUM EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

THEY'RE PAID TOO MUCH TO LISTEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

March 2, 2009

MANNERS DIE A LITTLE WHEN ROGER ANGELL DROPS AN F-BOMB IN THE NEW YORKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:53 PM

February 28, 2009

THE THRILL OF THE PARQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 PM

February 25, 2009

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

February 20, 2009

HE'S GONNA LOOK GOOD IN THE CARMINE HOSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

February 16, 2009

SOME FOLKS WON'T BE HELPED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 PM

February 15, 2009

REDEEM THE ERROR OF '86:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM

SURE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL WEALTHY VETERANS ANYTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

February 12, 2009

GOD'S IN HIS HEAVEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

February 10, 2009

HOW ABOUT A FREE COPY OF ALEX BERENSON'S THE SILENT MAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

February 6, 2009

A BIT OF FREE ADVICE FOR THE YANKEES' TRAVELING SECRETARY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

THE FOUR SWEETEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE REPLACED BY THE TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

January 30, 2009

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

January 24, 2009

THE PROFESSOR AND THE MISANTHROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

January 16, 2009

WHEN DO PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:33 PM

January 15, 2009

FURTHER PROOF....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

January 14, 2009

FIX THE HALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

January 13, 2009

MONEYBALLMONEY WELL SPENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 PM

December 28, 2008

A LITTLE LESS A WASTELAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 PM

December 26, 2008

IF A PLAYER HAS 8 GREAT YEARS LEFT....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

December 24, 2008

PAGING OMAR THE TENTMAKER (via Glenn Dryfoos)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

December 23, 2008

THE THINGS YOU'RE FORCED TO DO WHEN YOUR SYSTEM'S DEVOID OF TALENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:16 PM

December 20, 2008

TY COBB BETTER STAY LOOSE IN THE BATTER'S BOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

December 16, 2008

LIKE WE NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO SHOOT WOLVES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

December 15, 2008

AH, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

December 13, 2008

THE GUNS OF INDIA (via Bryan Francoeur)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

December 12, 2008

NORMALLY YOU'D PREDICT A DOMINANT 2013 SEASON FOR HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM

December 11, 2008

SHOULDA STOOD IN BOSTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 PM

December 10, 2008

WHY NOT WEEI CLASSIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 PM

WHICH IS CHEAPER THAN HEADCHEESE BY THE POUND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

November 21, 2008

WHO WANTS THE NEW MO VAUGHN?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

November 19, 2008

GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

THINKING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

November 18, 2008

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

Posted by Stephen Judd at 2:53 PM

HISTORY 101

Posted by Stephen Judd at 7:47 AM

"OLD BUT NOT GRAY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

November 17, 2008

CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

HELLO, POPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

STILL HASN'T LOST THE GRIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

November 16, 2008

THE REGULAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

November 15, 2008

YOU'RE WITH ME, LEATHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

A JOYFULL MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

November 13, 2008

WHICH IS THE ONLY THING THAT REDEEMS THE AUTOMOBILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:49 PM

BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TO TO REPLACE CARL PAVANO ON THE DL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

November 10, 2008

BUT HE NEVER SPIT ON A SPALDEEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

November 9, 2008

FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO JUDGE YOUR OWN TALENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

November 4, 2008

NOW THAT'S A LANDSLIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

October 27, 2008

THOSE WHO CAN NOT JUDGE YOUNG TALENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

October 19, 2008

THE PRICE OF WINNING THE EAST GOES UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

THE CHICKEN COUNTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 AM

October 18, 2008

GRINDERS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 PM

HE'S RIGHT TO DOUBT VARITEK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 PM

October 17, 2008

HE'S AN AWFULLY GOOD BALLPLAYER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

WHERE DOWN 3-1 IS NO DIFFERENT THAN UP 3-0:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

October 16, 2008

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

October 13, 2008

A METHOD TO HIS MADDONESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

October 11, 2008

ME LOOKIN' AT YU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 PM

October 10, 2008

A GAME THAT GOOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

THE "KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE" SCIENTIFIC METHOD?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

October 9, 2008

TIM McCARVER FOR PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

October 4, 2008

THE GAMES ARE SECONDARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

October 3, 2008

WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT A YANKEE OR SOCK COULD GO UNNOTICED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

September 24, 2008

THE DICE DON'T LIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:25 PM

September 22, 2008

AFTER A BRIEF TEN-YEAR ADJUSTMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

September 9, 2008

THE 27TH OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

September 8, 2008

WHEN THE STEINBRENNER'S AREN'T HANDS-ON ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

August 28, 2008

MAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

NOW TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

August 27, 2008

LIKE BLAMING LONGSTREET FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

August 24, 2008

HECK, IT'S NOT EVEN THE STRANGEST BOX CAL APPEARS IIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

August 17, 2008

KIND OF SILLY TO EVEN DEBATE WHO'S THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

August 14, 2008

THE PLAYER WHO WAS TRADED FOR HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:29 PM

August 11, 2008

LET MY SHORTSTOP GO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

August 7, 2008

DOESN'T HELP TO TRUST THEM TO MANGLERS LIKE DUSTY BAKER & JOE GIRARDI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

August 6, 2008

DEATH, TAXES, FAT MAN WITH A SLIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

August 5, 2008

JEAN IS OUR SHEPHERD, WE SHALL NOT WANT FOR LAUGHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 PM

August 4, 2008

MOVE OVER, HARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

August 1, 2008

SOME CANCERS ARE OPERABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM

July 31, 2008

IF THEO CAN GET HERMIDA AND PROSPECTS I'LL BEAR HIS CHILD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

July 30, 2008

GOOD FASTBALL, GOOD SLIDER, HIS GOOGLY IS HIS OUT PITCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

July 27, 2008

BUT CAN HE SING IN A GADDA DA VITA IN CHARACTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

July 24, 2008

ANYONE REMEMBER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 PM

July 19, 2008

THE MAN SHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

July 17, 2008

NO ONE'S EVER ENJOYED THE JOB MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

July 16, 2008

NOT THAT THERE'S EVER A BAD DAY TO BE THEO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:36 PM

July 12, 2008

EVERYONE ALWAYS KNOWS THE SCORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

July 11, 2008

THERE ARE THOSE MIDDLE YEARS WHEN YOU HAVE A BEER IN EACH FIST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

July 8, 2008

GOOSE, MEET GANDER (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

July 5, 2008

BOY, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

July 1, 2008

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

June 29, 2008

THE SENIOR CITIZEN CIRCUIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

June 26, 2008

THE BULLDOG-PILE:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:11 PM

THE WAY THINGS 'SPOSED TO BE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

June 15, 2008

FLUSH TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

June 13, 2008

THE NEW YANKEE STADIIUM, THE HUTT THAT JABA AND CC BUILT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

June 11, 2008

SWEET! JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS' DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

SAY IT AIN'T SO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

June 5, 2008

THE RIVALRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

May 29, 2008

WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHAT JETER TAUGHT HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 PM

WHEN WE LOOK BACK AT THE STEROID ERA...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

May 26, 2008

THE WHOLE MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:39 PM

May 23, 2008

THE WAY ABNER MEANT IT TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

PERFECT VISION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

May 20, 2008

NO JOY IN SPARTA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

May 19, 2008

4 ACES 28 AND UNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

May 15, 2008

KNOWING THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

May 13, 2008

IF DICE-K WAS WORTH $50 MILLION TO A LOADED SOX STAFF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

DO THEY MAKE SIZE 8 RAYS HATS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

May 6, 2008

GLENN BURKE WOULD HAVE MANNED-UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:42 PM

SAD WHAT THEY'VE BEEN REDUCED TO (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

May 4, 2008

TO THE POWER OF THREE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

HIS BEST LINE WAS ACTUALLY DURING A METS GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

ROOT, ROOT, ROOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

YA GOTTA HAVE WA [AND TECHNIQUE]:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

April 29, 2008

NOTHING LEFT TO BE DAMAGED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

April 27, 2008

MAYBE THE A'S ARE FOR REAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

April 21, 2008

MEANWHILE, THE YANKEE ORGANIZATION HAS SUNK TO THE POINT....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:12 PM

THE NATURAL ORDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

April 19, 2008

HUMMIN' THE SEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:28 PM

April 18, 2008

COMING HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

April 17, 2008

THE BOY WHO LOVED CHICKEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

April 15, 2008

MAGICIANS DON' TELL (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

April 7, 2008

YOUK KNOWS THE TIME ZONE RULE (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 PM

April 4, 2008

WELL, THE GREY EAGLE DID USED TO DEFEND THE SAME FIELD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

March 31, 2008

REASON ENOUGH TO GET THE MLB GAMEDAY PACKAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

March 30, 2008

TIME BEGINS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

March 29, 2008

THERE REALLY OUGHT TO BE A KEG BY HOMEPLATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

WHY SHOULD HE STOP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM

IT'S A NICE DILEMMA TO HAVE ON YOUR HANDS, HUH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM

HOW ABOUT CLINCHING ON SEPTEMBER 16TH THIS YEAR? (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

REMEMBER THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

March 27, 2008

PALEONEO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

March 26, 2008

JOEY GATHRIGHT WILL NOT BE DENIED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:25 PM

March 25, 2008

HINT, DAVID ORTIZ IS 4-4 LIFETIME AGAINST RICH HARDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:38 PM

March 19, 2008

HELP A BROTHER OUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

March 15, 2008

THE BATTLE FOR THE BRONZE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

March 14, 2008

SUBSTANCE OVER FLASH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

March 12, 2008

AND WITH TORRE GOES THEIR LAST SHRED OF CLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

IMPACT OF THE BUCKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

March 11, 2008

IT CAN EVEN MAKE A PHILOSOPHER MAKE SENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:20 PM

March 2, 2008

...AND BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

February 29, 2008

THE GOOD T.B.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:29 PM

February 28, 2008

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

February 27, 2008

STATHEAD HEAVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

February 26, 2008

NO RESPECT FOR RODNEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

NEVERMIND THE CHEATING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

MORE OF A CONTENDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

February 19, 2008

GROUNDHOG DAYENU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

February 18, 2008

THE JAMES GANG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

February 17, 2008

THE BIG "C":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:51 AM

February 16, 2008

LIKE 1986, BUT WITHOUT JOHN McNAMARA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

February 15, 2008

$8M IS JUST A NICE PARTING GIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 13, 2008

THE DIFFERENCE DEPTH MAKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

February 12, 2008

WHAT CHOICE DOES HE HAVE BUT TO PLEAD THE 5TH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 PM

February 10, 2008

IT DOESN'T GET MORE ZEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

February 9, 2008

WRIGHT STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

SPIKE CLATTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

February 2, 2008

THERE'S A CHANCE HE'S WORTH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

February 1, 2008

HAS ANY ATHLETE EVER BEEN IN A BETTER BARGAINING POSITION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 PM

January 31, 2008

SURE, IT WOULD BE MORE HONEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

January 30, 2008

ANDY, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 29, 2008

BREAK UP THE RAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

January 27, 2008

AND WE HAVE A FRONT-RUNNER FOR THE CY YOUNG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 PM

THE SIXTH TOOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

January 23, 2008

DID THE GIANTS HAVE AN 80 MAN ROSTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

January 19, 2008

PARTONESQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

January 16, 2008

IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 PM

SO, YOU'RE RUNNING THE TWINS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

January 14, 2008

CATCHING THE TROLLEY HOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

HOW SOON CAN RICK PORCELLO BE READY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

January 8, 2008

IF YOU WERE STARTING A TEAM TODAY AND COULD HAVE EACH AT AGE 20:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

January 6, 2008

HEY, BRIAN, FETCH THE GIMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

January 4, 2008

DEALING FROM STRENGTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

DICK CHENEY WOULD HAVE PUT HIM ON THE DL UNTIL AT LEAST AUGUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 PM

BEST OF A BAD BUNCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

December 28, 2007

THE NFL MALAISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

December 26, 2007

THEIR GENERATION'S SEAVER, KOOSMAN & RYAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:38 PM

BIRDS DO IT (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 23, 2007

BUT YOU BETTER HAVE A FASTBALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:39 AM

December 21, 2007

IF ONLY THE NEWS AND POST PUBLISHED FROM SEATTLE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

December 19, 2007

CRAZY TALK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

December 18, 2007

EXPLOIT THE TABLOIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

December 17, 2007

NOT UNLIKE CASHMONEY'S SCALP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

SPEAKING OF SWEET PIPES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

December 16, 2007

VON BRAUN NOT REQUIRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

IF BARRY'S SHOES FIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

December 15, 2007

WE'LL DO IT FOR HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

December 14, 2007

THE PIPELINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

CYRUS IS ON THE MAINLINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

December 13, 2007

THEREBY VINDICATING DAN DUQUETTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

December 12, 2007

THE ONLY SAVING GRACE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 11, 2007

KEEPIN' COCO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 PM

WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS GAME OF TEGWAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

December 6, 2007

WAVING THE BLOODY SOCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

December 5, 2007

YOU DON'T GET THAT BAD WITHOUT REALLY TRYING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

December 4, 2007

DID THE SOX PUT THE TRIBE IN A COMA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

MORE FUN THAN A BAG OF CATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:54 PM

November 30, 2007

THANKS, HANK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 PM

PASS THE BUCH[HOLZ]:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

ROCK ME, BABY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

November 29, 2007

DO RAY HATS COME IN SIZE 8?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 PM

WELCOME TO THE THEOCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

IS STEVE PHILLIPS RUNNING THE TWINS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

November 28, 2007

SO THE SOX WON'T HAVE ANOTHER CAKEWALK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:50 PM

NO-BRAINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

November 27, 2007

A HEALTHY STEINBRENNERISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

November 22, 2007

FOR A GUY WITH A CAREER OPS UNDER .800?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

November 19, 2007

NOW COCO FOR THE CATCHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:19 PM

AND TAKE DONNIE BASEBALL WITH YOU!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

November 18, 2007

BY WAY OF OMAHA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 14, 2007

THE TEACHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 PM

November 12, 2007

SPEAKING OF BUBBLES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

November 11, 2007

TOTAL SPECTRUM DOMINANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 10, 2007

ONE TOUGH DOMINICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 PM

LAND OF THE RISING SONS OF SAM HORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

November 8, 2007

BECAUSE THE "C" STANDS FOR CANCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

November 7, 2007

THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE 20TH CENTURY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

November 6, 2007

MEANWHILE, THE RATS KEEP FLEEING THE SINKING SHIP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

HE DOES BELONG IN RED SOCKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 4, 2007

KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

A SWAP OF FOOD SUBSTANCES WOULD WORK NICELY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

November 2, 2007

BONUS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

GEEZ, ALL WE GAVE OUT WAS BODY PARTS AND PIXIE STIX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 31, 2007

FREE TASTES GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

October 30, 2007

WE'RE LOVING THE LITTLE STEINBRENNERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

EXCITED, OR DRUNK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

WHAT DID DEREK JETER EVER DO FOR YOU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

October 29, 2007

AND YOU THOUGHT FOLKS OWED JACOBY ELLSBURY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 PM

SO HE CAN DO TO PHIL HUGHES AND JOBA CHAMBERLAIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

WOW!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

THE MONSTER HUNGERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:28 AM

October 28, 2007

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR BOXSCORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

THE TITO FACTOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

GET THE PARTY STARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

October 27, 2007

GIVE HIM $40 MILLION PER, BUT FOR JUST FOUR YEARS TOTAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 PM

THERE'S A BEAR IN THE FENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

THE NUMBERS ALWAYS WIN OUT IN THE END (EXCEPT WHEN THEY DON'T):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

FROM THE SWAMP TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

GREENER MONSTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

October 26, 2007

IT'S THE SIN OF OMMISSION THAT'LL KILL YA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

October 25, 2007

THE DESERVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 PM

DIRTY DANCING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 PM

THANKS FOR THE TACO, MR. ELLSBURY!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

THE NATION WITHIN A COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

CHOKE OR SMOKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

October 24, 2007

SORRY, STEVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

ROX OF AGES (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

(WAX ON):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

ADJUSTING TO OVERDOGDOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 23, 2007

THANKS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

JUST LIKE THEO DREW IT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

IF YOU'RE NOT A STEINBRENNER, IT WAS A A FINE YEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 22, 2007

SUFFICE IT TO SAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

October 20, 2007

WHICH IS WHAT MADE MANNY'S COMMENT SO REFRESHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 PM

FORGET BASEBALL, IT'S ABOUT TV PROGRAMMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

SO WHY NOT BAT HIM LEADOFF?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

October 19, 2007

WE'RE NOT WORTHY, MASTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

October 18, 2007

PHIL HUGHES'S ELBOW BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:24 PM

October 17, 2007

LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM

October 13, 2007

BOTH PEOPLE WHO WERE STILL WATCHING ENJOYEDTHE EXCITEMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

October 12, 2007

AS GORE MUST RUN, SO MUST THE YANKEES SIGN A-ROD FOR 12 YEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 PM

CLASSY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

& PRAY FOR RAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 11, 2007

EVERY MAN A CLOSER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:07 PM

WHO'S THIS WE, KEMOSABE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

October 10, 2007

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHER AND HIGHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

AND THEN THEY SNIVEL ABOUT THEIR POVERTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

October 9, 2007

THE HAVES AND THE HAVES (via Brad S.):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 PM

THINK MARK CUBAN WON'T GIVE HIM $30 MILLION A YEAR?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

A POTENTIAL SILVER BULLET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 PM

THAT WAS THE SOUND OF JORGE POSADA ADDING A YEAR TO HIS CONTRACT DEMANDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

THE BRONX IS SINKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

October 8, 2007

NO PITCHING, JOE CRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

October 7, 2007

BEST LEAVE REGINALD MARTINEZ JACKSON OUT OF THE EQUATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

BETWEEN THE ROCKS AND A HOT PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

SEE, HONEY, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

October 6, 2007

"MY TRAIN DOESN'T STOP":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

October 5, 2007

FOR WANT OF SOME CUTTER'S A DYNASTY WAS LOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 PM

THANK GOODNESS FOR MLB RADIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

October 2, 2007

LOU WILL STAY FOR 5 HOURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

THE NATIONAL LEAGUE, WHERE ROUTINE FLY BALLS ARE TREATED LIKE HAND GRENADES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

September 30, 2007

IN FAIRNESS TO THE METS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

September 29, 2007

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER HAT RACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

September 28, 2007

HOLY HARSH STAT, BATMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

SOMETIMES 162 GAMES JUST DOESN'T TELL YOU MUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

September 27, 2007

MAKING A MAUCHERY OF THE METS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

September 23, 2007

WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST STEINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

September 2, 2007

WHAT ABOUT MOE BERG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

September 1, 2007

MAYBE JOE TORRE WAS TAKING NOTES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

August 27, 2007

I AM BECOME VISHNU, DESTROYER OF ARMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

August 24, 2007

WORKING WITHOUT A NET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

August 18, 2007

SUCH A MINOR GAME WITH SO MUCH HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 17, 2007

SCOOTER IN THE HALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

AT LEAST STEVE GOODMAN DOESN'T HAVE TO WATCH THIS DEBACLE UNFOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

WOULD BE SMOKY JOE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM

I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS CITY ANYMORE, JOBA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 16, 2007

FAREWELL, BEAUTIFUL PRINCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

August 14, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

YOUR MILLEDGE MAY VARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

August 13, 2007

EASY WAY TO GET SIX RINGS (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

ARE WE SURE BARRY'S NOT AN EAST GERMAN WOMAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 AM

August 10, 2007

ABNER LOVES ME, THIS I KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

HOBBSIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

AND THEY'VE DONE IT ALL WITHOUT THEIR THREE BEST BATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

August 9, 2007

A BLASS FROM THE PAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:19 PM

IT ALL EVENS OUT IN THE LONG RUN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 AM

August 8, 2007

THE NAME OF THE GAME:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 9:31 PM

JOE TORRE, RENOWNED PROCTOROGIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

BARRY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

August 6, 2007

THEY DON'T MAKE TANDEMS LIKE THAT OFTEN (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 PM

August 5, 2007

WHAT ARE THE ODDS A FAT 'ROID-LESS OLD MAN IS EVEN PITCHING IN SEPTEMBER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:08 AM

August 4, 2007

SAVE THE APPLE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

August 3, 2007

BURSTING IN AIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

THE ONLY GOOD NATIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:36 AM

THE HANDSOME MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

August 2, 2007

LION IN AUGUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 PM

THE CHANNEL THAT RUTH BUILT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

August 1, 2007

ON DASHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

July 30, 2007

DO PEOPLE THINK THE BABE WAS BORN WITH A PAUNCH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

July 29, 2007

CLASS CLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

TNSTAAPP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

July 26, 2007

WHICH HAS TO BE A RECORD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

July 23, 2007

"I RECOMMEND IT" (via Glenn Dryfoos)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:22 PM

July 21, 2007

...AND CLOSER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

July 19, 2007

PRETTY GOOD READING LIST RIGHT THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

July 17, 2007

SUBLIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 PM

July 15, 2007

YOU COULD ASK ONE OF THE CURRENT PLAYERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM

July 13, 2007

PERHAPS THE GREATEST OFFENSIVE WEAPON IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 PM

AND YOU THOUGHT LAST YEAR'S WORLD SERIES WAS A MISMATCH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

OF COURSE, ONE OF THE HoFers SHOULD BE GIVING HIS SPEECH THIS YEAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 12, 2007

BRING JUNIOR BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

WHERE'S CAPTAIN OZONE WHEN WE REALLY NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:51 PM

A BIG DEAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

July 11, 2007

KORNER MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 PM

IT'LL SEEM ESPECIALLY STRANGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

IS DURABILITY A FEATURE WHEN YOU'RE DECLINING RAPIDLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

AT LEAST A 5 TEAM RACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

July 10, 2007

GEEK HEAVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

July 9, 2007

SCRAPPY SAILORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

THE CLASS OF THE BEST O.F. CLASS EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 8, 2007

HOW ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF THAT MONEY IN THE BOOTH, GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 AM

NOW THAT'S MUST-SEE TV:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

July 6, 2007

A KOSHER BARGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

July 5, 2007

AND TWO OF THREE FROM BOSTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:45 AM

July 4, 2007

HIGH PRIEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

July 2, 2007

THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN EXCITING ONE SCORE GAME IN ANY OTHER SPORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 PM

July 1, 2007

EVEN NATIVISTS WELCOME A #3 STARTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

June 30, 2007

UNTIL PUTZ DROOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

VIRTUOUS CYCLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 29, 2007

UNACCUSTOMED AS WE ARE TO DEFENDING CASHMONEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

CRANK UP THE MLB RADIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 PM

KILLER Bs:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

June 27, 2007

TRIS WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 26, 2007

DEAD FISH CURVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

June 25, 2007

A DROWNING MAN WILL PAY ALOT FOR A FLOAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

SO LONG, SHOOTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 24, 2007

THERE IS THOUGH A PONY IN THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 PM

June 22, 2007

BY WHICH STANDARD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

June 21, 2007

IT'D BE A SHAME...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

NICE THING ABOUT AN OWNER WHO PLAYS FAVORITES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 20, 2007

EVERY FAN A GM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

June 17, 2007

THE CHAIN OF BEING...AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

June 15, 2007

WHEN YOU PLAY BAD THE FANS GET TO HAMMER YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

June 14, 2007

THE MAGIC KINGDOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

THE BUTCHER'S BILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 12, 2007

WITH STRUGGLES LIKE HIS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 PM

JUST WAIT'LL THEY GET WARMED UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 9, 2007

CANO TIPPING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

June 6, 2007

YOU MEAN CANO ISN'T CAREW?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

2-3 COUNT WITH NOBODY ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 AM

CLAYNATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 3, 2007

ENTIRELY TYPICAL OF THE TWO TEAMS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

June 2, 2007

IT'S A WHOLE TEAM OF PUNCHLINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

HIS ARM IS SO TORN UP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

June 1, 2007

...IN A FIVE POUND BAG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:11 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

May 31, 2007

WHICH EXPLAINS THE SUDDEN POPULARITY OF SOAP-ON-A-ROPE IN THE YANKEE CLUBHOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 PM

May 30, 2007

WHEN YOU HONEYMOON AT SPRING TRAINING YOU'VE GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S COMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 PM

THE PROBLEM IS THE MONEY THEY'RE SPENDING, NOT THE MONEY THEY AREN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

May 29, 2007

IT'S A LOT HARDER GAME WHEN YOU GO OFF THE JUICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

May 28, 2007

ARMS AND AGE, NOT ATTITUDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 PM

WELL WE KNOW WHERE THE BUCH DOESN'T STOP...FOR LONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

WHAT BO KNEW (via Brad S.):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

HAPPINESS IS EVERYONE IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

May 27, 2007

TRADE SIZZLE FOR STEAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 PM

GREAT STARTING PITCHING COVERS A MULTITUDE OF SINS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 25, 2007

SOMETIMES THE NUMBERS STATE THE OBVIOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

HAIR OF THE SEA DOGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

May 24, 2007

WHICH IS WHY THE SOX 21ST CENTURY IS LOOKING LIKE THE YANKS' 20TH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

ONLY MORE SO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

May 22, 2007

WHO KNEW ADAM EATON HAD IT IN HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

THERE'S A REASON THEY GET PAID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 PM

May 19, 2007

WHO WOULD WISH THIS TRAINWRECK ON DON MATTINGLY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 AM

IN THE ZONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

May 17, 2007

THE BIG C:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM

IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY, FELLAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:50 PM

May 16, 2007

HOW ARE THE YANKEES LIKE PARIS HILTON? :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:03 PM

WHEN THE "N" WORD IS NINCOMPOOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

May 15, 2007

SHOULDN'T IT BE WASHINGTON (GENERAL) THAT ALWAYS LOSES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

JUNIOR'S NO VERNON WELLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

May 14, 2007

HE COULD BE FIRED BY LUNCHTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

A STUDY NOT READ IN THE YANKEE CLUBHOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 12, 2007

CASH MONKEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

May 11, 2007

THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

UNFAIR, OF COURSE, OF COURSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 AM

May 8, 2007

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 PM

May 7, 2007

IGAWAED AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

May 6, 2007

JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE PANIC BUTTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

WHEN YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE 45-YEAR OLD PATCH JOB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

TRADING UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 5, 2007

THE HOUSE THAT WEPNER BUILT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

May 4, 2007

WHICH IS WHY SOX NATION IS A THEOCRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 PM

May 3, 2007

THE RICH GET RICHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 PM

IF YOU GIVE BOBBY A BULLPEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 PM

May 2, 2007

YOU REALIZE ANY ARGUMENT OVER GREATEST PLAYER EVER IS SILLY WHEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 PM

THE HIGH COST OF TRYING TO SAVE JOE'S JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

May 1, 2007

WHEN THE THUNDER ROLLS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

April 30, 2007

OLD GUYS DON'T GET YOUNGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

April 29, 2007

THREE'LL DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 PM

CAUTION--CURVY HILL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

April 28, 2007

AT SOME POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

April 27, 2007

8 BATS, NO PITCHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 PM

CASHMUMMIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THEY DODGE BECKETT THIS TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

April 25, 2007

INSTANT GRATIFICATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN ARM DUSTY CAN'T DESTROY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

April 24, 2007

VON HAYSY MEMORIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 PM

TOO MANY CRACKS TO PHIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

April 23, 2007

CAN YOU SPELL PANIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

MARKETS GO UP, MARKETS GO DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

April 22, 2007

BAD PITCHING MAKES BAD HITTERS LOOK GOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 PM

WHERE BRONSON ARROYO CAN BE AN ACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

PASS THE DICEMAN A BROOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

SEEKING SALVATION IN A BINGO HALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 20, 2007

A SCARY THOUGHT FOR YANKEE FANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 PM

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:44 AM

April 19, 2007

LET THE GAMES BEGIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 PM

THIS GAME WAS SO GOOD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

KNOCK ON WOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 18, 2007

SPEAKING OF NUANCED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

April 16, 2007

THE ONLY GOOD NATIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

ROGER, GEORGE STEINBRENNER ON LINE #1...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

SKIP THE EASY STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

WHICH IS WHY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

BIRTHDAY SUIT, NOT CAKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

FLY SHAGGER (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 15, 2007

GET BEHIND ME, SATAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 PM

THEY'RE DAVID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:42 PM

April 12, 2007

ADDITION BY SUBTRACTION...AND ADDITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:34 PM

THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR A DOMINATING FASTBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

April 11, 2007

NO WAY HE CAN CATCH UP TO IT WHEN HIS BUTT'S HEADED THE OTHER WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

April 10, 2007

HOLY CRA[BCAKES]!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:38 PM

ALMOST WORTH VIOLATING THE STATE BORDER RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

April 9, 2007

GEORGE WILL BE RIGHT THIS TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

DEPTH? :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:25 PM

April 8, 2007

LET THE MAN ROLL THROUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 PM

EVEN THE BRITISH DYNASTY EVENTUALLY PRODUCED CHARLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 PM

THE CREAM RISES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

April 7, 2007

IT'S NOT MEET THE METS, BUT IT'LL DO (via WXPN):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

April 6, 2007

THE OTHER INFIELDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

WE IS RISEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

HE GETS PAID FOR THIS? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

CONSIDER PEDRO REPLACED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

April 5, 2007

DUELLING STORYLINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

BUC FEVER...CATCH IT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

April 4, 2007

RAYS OF LIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

April 3, 2007

JOLLY? ROGER!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

ALL HAIL THE KING!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

April 2, 2007

BASEBALL PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:24 AM

BELIEVE THE HYPE? (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

April 1, 2007

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

HEAL THEIR PAIN (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

March 30, 2007

WELCOME TO FISHERCAT NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:25 PM

DUDE, YOU'RE MAKIN' MAJOR LEAGUE MEAL MONEY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:52 PM

March 29, 2007

THEY'VE WON THE ARMS RACE BY A MILE, BUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM

HECK, HE'S ONLY THE SECOND BEST SS IN NYC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

THERE'S A WRITER WHO NEVER MET ROGIE VACHON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 AM

SUPLEXED HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

March 28, 2007

JUST CAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY 2ND DOESN"T MEAN YOU CAN'T RUN THE TEAM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

March 27, 2007

CHANGE-UPS DON'T BREAK BOTH WAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

March 26, 2007

THE TIME ARCHIVES IS A VERY GOOD THING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

NOT YOUR FATHER'S SOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 25, 2007

BUT WAIT, THERE IS NO "C" IN SELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:42 AM

A GLUT OF KNH'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 AM

March 24, 2007

ONE TRIES NOT TO LAUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

March 23, 2007

I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

March 22, 2007

AT THIS RATE, FRANCONA'S GOING TO REGROW HIS HAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 20, 2007

JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE FRONT ROW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:42 PM

HOLD THE ICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

March 18, 2007

THE WEAKEST LINK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

March 16, 2007

WAS THE BRACKET WRITTEN IN JAPANESE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 PM

NOW THAT'S A FAMILY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:27 PM

IT IS NEXT SEASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:10 PM

DOM, NOT DUMB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 13, 2007

PUTTING THE MARINE IN MARINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

March 10, 2007

GOTTA KNOW WHICH PERQS TO EXERCISE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 PM

March 4, 2007

WAIT'LL THE WORLD SERIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

March 3, 2007

ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

March 2, 2007

PROSPECTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:35 PM

March 1, 2007

CLANKERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 PM

February 28, 2007

SOMETIMES LIFE THROWS THE CURVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

SKY, PIRATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

February 27, 2007

FORGET THE HONUS WAGNER CARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 PM

IT'S KIND OF FLATTERING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:50 PM

February 26, 2007

SOMETIMES THE INTERNET LIVES UP TO ITS HYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 25, 2007

HAS ANY MAJOR LEAGUER EVER HAD A SLIDER/SCREWBALL COMBO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

February 24, 2007

WHO DIDN'T WEAR A 7 3/8THs WHEN THEY WERE A BABY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

February 23, 2007

WE'RE NOT SETTLING FOR .500:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 PM

THINK HE'D LIKE HITTING IN FENWAY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 22, 2007

USEFUL MYTHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

ROTTING FROM THE HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

February 21, 2007

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

February 18, 2007

I SEE SUPERSTAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 15, 2007

HANDY MANNY'S TOOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

CHEAP AND GETTING CHEAPER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

February 14, 2007

RECHARGING THE BATTERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 13, 2007

CREATURE FEATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

GET BEHIND ME, SATAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

February 12, 2007

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE NESN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

HANDS ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 21, 2007

FEATS OF CLAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

January 9, 2007

A CLASSY CLASS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:09 PM

THEO-LOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 8, 2007

HOMEY'S HUMMIN' THAT SEED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 PM

January 6, 2007

NEARLY THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

January 1, 2007

A JOB JOE BOROWSKI CAN DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 30, 2006

EVERYTHING'S COMING HIS WAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:34 PM

ALL ABOUT SYNERGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

BASEBALL AS ECONOMIC METAPHOR (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

SIX WEEKS UNTIL PITCHERS AND CATCHERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 29, 2006

BRIANIAC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:03 AM

GIVING A PITCHER A SEVEN YEAR CONTRACT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

EVEN BETTER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

THANKS, DICE K:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 24, 2006

THANKS, ABNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

December 23, 2006

COSTLY FUTILITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

MAKE YOU WANNA SHOUT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:56 AM

December 22, 2006

WHEN CASHMAN PLAYS CATCH UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:20 AM

December 21, 2006

WHY NOT JUST BUY A "W"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

December 20, 2006

CHEMOTHERAPY FOR THE CANCER AT SS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

December 17, 2006

IF THEY'D EVER SEEN MECHE OR LILLY PITCH THEY'D FEEL SHAMED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 PM

AND SOX MUST HAVE THEIR MATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 AM

GIVE US THE BAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 16, 2006

UNFEELSORRYFORABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:36 PM

WHEN YOU GET FLEECED BY THE BUCS YOU'RE JUST PLAYING FOR THE BACK PAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:41 AM

December 15, 2006

YOU MONSTERS MUST LEAD SUCH INTERESTING LIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 PM

PLAYING SUPERFLY TO STATHEADS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

CRANK UP THE VCRS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

December 14, 2006

WE'RE NOT IN SEIBU ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

HOW LONG 'TIL PITCHERS AND CATCHERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

December 13, 2006

AVOID SCOTTY LIKE A PSYCLONE RANGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:11 PM

December 12, 2006

TEACHING SCOTTY TO BOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:21 AM

December 11, 2006

HALF THE MAN JASON GRIMSLEY MADE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

December 10, 2006

NOT USED TO THE SUBMISSIVE ROLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

December 6, 2006

MONEYBALL FOR A TEAM WITH MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 5, 2006

NOT JUST AN AWFUL SS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

STAT OF THE DAY

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:40 PM

December 3, 2006

OUR SLEEPER WAKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

December 1, 2006

JUST A MATTER OF WHICH L.A. TEAM WILL GIVE UP MORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

November 30, 2006

THE OTHER MISTAKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

November 29, 2006

CAN YOU SPELL KEVIN MCREYNOLDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

November 28, 2006

SEE GEORGE PANIC--PANIC, GEORGE, PANIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 PM

UH-OH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:15 PM

November 27, 2006

THE BEST IS YET TO COME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

November 25, 2006

THERE ARE NO GOOD ELDERLY WHITE GUYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

November 22, 2006

BOWING TO PRESSURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

November 21, 2006

ANOTHER DEMONSTRATION OF WHY SHELTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE POST-SEASON ROSTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:29 PM

RIGHT TEAM, WRONG GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 PM

JUST WIN, BABY BEARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:22 AM

November 20, 2006

THE CHOICEST CHOSEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 PM

November 19, 2006

4 MONTHS LATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

November 4, 2006

GOLDEN THOUGHTS (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

November 3, 2006

GOD IS AN IRONIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

October 31, 2006

GIVEN THAT THE METS, YANKS, & SOX COULD USE HIM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

October 30, 2006

THE WAY THEY LOST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:56 PM

AND YADIER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 AM

OUT FROM UNDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 28, 2006

GUESS WHAT THEY'LL BE DOING IN SPRING TRAINING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

October 27, 2006

AND ONE FOR THE ALL THUMBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 PM

ARE THEY BRINGING BACK JOHN MCGRAW?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

THE PERILS OF HIRING A GUY YOU CAN'T FIRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

PASTIME BEFORE TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

HOW'D THEY ALL TURN INTO MATT YOUNG?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

October 26, 2006

BETTER A BLOWOUT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:24 PM

GOLDEN DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

October 25, 2006

YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE TO INCLUDE THE SOX OR YANKEES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

October 24, 2006

IN NEED OF A CLEMENS/SCHILLNG TYPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 AM

October 23, 2006

GOTTA LEARN TO PLAY IT RIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

AN UNKNOWN SUPERSTAR NO MORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 22, 2006

RUST IS PREDICTABLE, PITCHING TO ALBERT INEXCUSABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:54 AM

October 21, 2006

A GAME WITH WHICH THEY'RE NOT FAMILIAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

EVEN WEAVER LOOKS GOOD AGAINST THE NL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

ONLY ALBERT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:26 AM

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL OLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

October 20, 2006

WHEN DO PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

October 19, 2006

TWO FACTOIDS FOR TONIGHT'S TILT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 PM

THE OLIVER QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 18, 2006

A HEAPIN' HELPIN' OF BAD JUJU (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 PM

WASN'T EDDIE SCISSONS BURIED IN HIS UNIFORM? (via Brandon Heathcotte)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

AROD HAS TO BE ASKING WHY NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE BEING TARRED AND FEATHERED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

October 17, 2006

THE FINE LINE 'TWIXT STUPID AND SHREWD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:34 AM

WE'RE GONNA NEED HATS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 16, 2006

BECAUSE OF THE BOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 PM

OR START HEILMAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

October 15, 2006

HE BELIEVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

FASTER! PUSSYCATS! THRILL! THRILL!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

October 14, 2006

GENTLEMAN JIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

October 13, 2006

EXCELLENCE IS NEVER BORING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 PM

TOM TERRIFIC TWO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

October 12, 2006

WHY NOT THE BEST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

SOCK, ALEXIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

October 11, 2006

FULL DAY FOR CONSPIRACY THEORISTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:18 PM

HE OUGHTTA REPLACE TORRE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 10, 2006

IF YOU HAD A CARPENTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

JERKY BEEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

GOOD THEATER, BETTER PITCHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

October 9, 2006

THE BEST IS YET TO COME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

NIGHT OF THE LONG SPIKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

October 8, 2006

BUSTER CALLED IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

October 7, 2006

BETTER EVERYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 PM

NOW YOU BE GOOD TO GOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 AM

WHAT BLAME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 AM

October 6, 2006

WHERE'S JETER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

October 3, 2006

ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T MARRIED... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

October 2, 2006

RID US OF THIS TURBULENT HALL OF FAMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

NEXT YEAR'S TIGERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

October 1, 2006

THANKS, THEO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

September 29, 2006

NOTICE NO ONE'S CRITICIZING THE SOX FOR LETTING PETEY WALK ANYMORE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

September 27, 2006

THE BRIGHT MANAGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 26, 2006

LOTS OF TORII COMEBACKS THESE DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:30 PM

September 25, 2006

GOTTA FEEL SORRY FOR ALAN TRAMMELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

September 21, 2006

NO MATTER HOW HIGH YOU STACK BALONEY LOAF, IT'S STILL JUST LUNCHMEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

MISTAKE, NOT MYSTIQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 19, 2006

NICE OF HIS "TEAMMATES" TO BURY HIM ON THE WAY INTO POSTSEASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:31 PM

HOW ABOUT THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE OLD BALLYARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. ANGELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

September 18, 2006

NO-BRAINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:01 PM

September 16, 2006

WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME CATCHER?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

THE MATH IS EASY ENOUGH: 220 VS. 70:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

September 14, 2006

HUM, BABY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:18 PM

September 13, 2006

HARD TO SCORE WHEN NO ONE'S ON BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

September 12, 2006

SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIM AND DUMPED KONERKO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 AM

September 7, 2006

NOT EXACTLY HIGH TEK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 6, 2006

TIGERS V. MARLINS, ANYONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 AM

TOOLIN' THE DYE-LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

September 5, 2006

LIVE BODIES HELP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 AM

September 1, 2006

ANOTHER REASON YOU HAVE TO BE ROOTING FOR THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

August 31, 2006

IDENTIFYING THE PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 30, 2006

FROM THE FILES OF THE UNLIKELY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

CHANGE IS BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 28, 2006

HIGH LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

August 25, 2006

MACHINE DREAMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

SHOCKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 24, 2006

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN ADD A GUY FOR BASTILLE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 PM

BOB MITVAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

August 23, 2006

THEO'S GOOF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

YIKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

August 22, 2006

HOW'D THEY LET THAT HAPPEN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

BUT BENGIE IS LOMBARDIESQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

August 21, 2006

BETTER IN BOSTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:25 PM

August 20, 2006

BROOKLYN TRUMPS QUEENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 PM

August 19, 2006

THE WHOLE TEAM WAS CONIGLIAROED YESTERDAY (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

August 18, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:32 PM

BUSTER MOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

FIVE FOR FIGHTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 AM

August 17, 2006

LET THE MAN ROLL THROUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

August 13, 2006

A LADY'S TOUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 PM

YA GOTTA WANT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 PM

OLD CONTEMPORARIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

August 12, 2006

WHY TERRY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

A QUESTION OF CHARACTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

August 11, 2006

#5 MIGHT BE THE BEST CALL, CERTAINLY THE BEST NAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 PM

AS LONG AS HE'S NOT A BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

WE KNOW WHOSE FAULT IT ISN'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

August 8, 2006

P/PA KILLS P'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

August 6, 2006

WHAT WORLD CUP? (via Jim in Chicago):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

DON'T LEAVE HOME AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO PACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

SURE IS SLOWING DOWN, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

CRAP SHOOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

August 5, 2006

NO LITTLE BITCH, HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 PM

REFRESHER COURSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

August 4, 2006

MORE MIRABELLI, NOT LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

August 1, 2006

WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE FACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 PM

SEE NO UGLY (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

ARTFUL PICKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:01 PM

WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

July 30, 2006

INVITE PITCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

July 29, 2006

ISN'T MIKE SCIOSCIA SUPPOSED TO BE SMART?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

QUITE AMERICAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

July 28, 2006

COCO NO MO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

MY NAME IS PALE HOSE AND I'M AN OZZIEHOLIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

BUILD WELL, WE'LL WAIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 AM

SHUT HIM DOWN FOR A FEW WEEKS IN AUGUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

AND THE SS'S BETTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

July 27, 2006

ANYTHING BUT THE TROUGHS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

AND THEN THE WHITE SOX STARTED PLAYING REAL TEAMS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

July 26, 2006

THIS IS A SINKING SHIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

July 25, 2006

WEREN'T THE KRAUTS, POLACKS AND WOPS BAD ENOUGH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:58 PM

UH-OH, WHAT DID HE DO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:14 AM

TEXTBOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

July 23, 2006

WHITE SOX, NOT BLUE JEANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

July 22, 2006

I'M GONNA NEED TO WIN A HATRACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:49 AM

July 21, 2006

YOU CAN'T HIDE OUT THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 PM

July 19, 2006

BUCK 94:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 AM

July 18, 2006

PAGING MATT KEOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

SHUT OFF, NOT SHUT IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

July 17, 2006

SURELY SOME REVELATION IS AT HAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 PM

July 16, 2006

SAVELESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 AM

July 14, 2006

PERHAPS OVERAGGRESSIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

STOCKPILING LUNCHMEAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

STEP ASIDE AND LET THE OTHER MAN ROLL IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

July 13, 2006

ONLY HIS WORLD SERIES MVP CAN TOP IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:31 PM

WHAT THE...?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:00 PM

July 12, 2006

WANNA WIN A BOOK? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

July 10, 2006

JUST ONE LOOK BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 AM

July 9, 2006

JERMAINE FREAKIN' DYE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

DIAPER DANDY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

IT AIN'T "MEET THE METS":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

YOUTH SERVED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

July 8, 2006

THE 23 YEAR OLD ACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

July 7, 2006

THE ONLY WORTHWHILE PART OF THE BREAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

OZZIE DOES BILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 AM

JUST RUNNING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

July 6, 2006

NOTHING COULD BE FEINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

SON, WE PLAY THIS GAME EVERY DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

July 2, 2006

LAROCQUE & ROLL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:43 PM

July 1, 2006

BIG UNFIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 PM

NOT EVEN FOR A SHOT AT A WOPRLD SERIES RING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

June 29, 2006

JOHNNY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 PM

I NEED A HAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 AM

PUTTING IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 AM

June 28, 2006

WHO'S YO' DADDY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 PM

SO IT'S A MISNOMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 PM

NOT TO TRIVIALIZE HIS CONDITION AT ALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:23 AM

MO' LESTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

June 27, 2006

SWING, BATTER, BUT NOT YET:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 10:51 PM

FROM SELLERS TO BUYERS IN RECORD TIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:24 PM

THE CREAM RISES TO THE MIDDLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 AM

HE HITS SO FAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

June 26, 2006

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

OH YEAH, THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

IT'S POURING TODAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

GOTTA ADMIRE THE 19:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

June 25, 2006

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE WANG TO PULL FOR....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

June 24, 2006

ORDINARY PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:24 AM

June 23, 2006

JUST ANOTHER REASON PAPELBON WILL BE A STARTER BY THE PLAYOFFS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:39 AM

June 21, 2006

WHAT A WASTE (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:52 PM

June 20, 2006

OFF OF THE SHNEID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

June 18, 2006

ONE OF THE GREAT PLEASURES OF MET FANDOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 PM

June 14, 2006

GOTTA THINK HIS WORLD SERIES START IN OCTOBER MIGHT BE MORE MEMORABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

June 13, 2006

WHERE WAS MANNY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 PM

IT HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN WARM OUT YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

June 12, 2006

DOES ANYONE PROGRAM ESPN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

June 11, 2006

SUICIDE WALK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

June 10, 2006

IN WHICH YOUR ESTEEMED FELLOW JUDDITE RESEMBLES A WALKING BILLBOARD:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 10:46 PM

June 9, 2006

MEANWHILE, IN AMERICA (via Mike Daley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:23 AM

June 7, 2006

GREEN MOUNTAIN COFFEE (via James B. Morse, Jr.):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

THAT'S THE THING ABOUT BASEBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:11 AM

June 6, 2006

THE RICH GET RICHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

THERE'S A NOVEL CONSTITUTIONAL THEORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:58 PM

ISN'T THE CHUNKY BAR NAMED FOR DAVID WELLS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

June 5, 2006

WELL, RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S DEAD....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:17 PM

June 3, 2006

ANYONE SEEN MATT KEOGH LATELY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 AM

SHOW HIM THROUGH THE GATES, PETER (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

June 2, 2006

MEANWHILE....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

June 1, 2006

ENOUGH TO KNOCK AN IMPRESSIVE YANKEE SWEEP OFF THE BACK PAGES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

AUTOMATIC OR MANUEL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

May 31, 2006

511 (via Brad S.):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

May 30, 2006

SOMETIMES TOO AMAZIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:59 PM

May 28, 2006

NOT JOE BAPTIST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

MEDITATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

May 27, 2006

THERE HE GOES, PADDING HIS PERSONAL STATS....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

May 26, 2006

SIPHONING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:09 PM

May 23, 2006

"WHAT A GREAT PITCH":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

May 21, 2006

FINE MECHE

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:15 AM

May 20, 2006

THE BIG UNFIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

LEAVING STRIDER BEHIND, RETURNING TO KING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

May 19, 2006

LUCKY TO BE IN THE CENTRAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 AM

May 18, 2006

GOD MEANT BASEBALL TO BE PLAYED ON THE RADIO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:59 PM

TRADE THE SISSY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

May 17, 2006

GRRRRRR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

May 16, 2006

FAIR TRADE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:53 PM

I ONLY WATCH IT FOR JERRY REMY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:09 AM

May 14, 2006

THEY'VE EVEN MADE YANKEE PITCHING LOOK DECENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

May 12, 2006

"THE METS--I HATE THESE GUYS MORE THAN COMMUNISM":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

MELKING DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

CAN HE AVOID A JUNE SWOON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 10, 2006

ROBBIE REDLEG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:08 AM

THOUGH, WITH A HEART THAT BIG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

May 9, 2006

SNELLS LIKE TIBET SPIRIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

KINDA COOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM

NOT QUITE THE SAME TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

THE OTHER NEW YORK SERIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 7, 2006

WE NEED MO' MO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

LET'S PLAY THREE!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

IT TAKES MORE THAN TWO QUALITY STARTERS, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 5, 2006

HOPEFULLY THEY AT LEAST HIRED A LAWN SERVICE FOR THE KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 PM

May 4, 2006

OUR TEAMMATE (via Genecis)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:01 PM

May 3, 2006

THE CHURLISH ARE COMING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

May 2, 2006

EVEN THE SIDE STORIES ARE MELODRAMATIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 PM

TRADE YOU GOOGLEPLEX PELE'S FOR ONE ALEX GORDON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:08 PM

CHALK THAT ONE UP TO BAD MANGEMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

May 1, 2006

MAYBE HE REALLY IS THE NEXT OZZIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:42 PM

April 30, 2006

SWING KIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

April 28, 2006

R.I.P.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 PM

TIME TO FORGIVE THE BENSONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:30 PM

DOCK ELLIS* SMILES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

NOT WAITING ON THE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 26, 2006

COME MONDAY IT'LL BE ALRIGHT (via John Beckwith):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 PM

HAT TRICK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 24, 2006

THREE RUN HOMER TRUMPS SOLO SHOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

April 22, 2006

"162 GREEN BAY PACKER GAMES A YEAR":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:23 PM

CHANGE IS ALWAYS BAD, BUT ESPECIALLY IN BASEBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:42 AM

April 21, 2006

7 7/8THS-8, THANKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 PM

HOUSE OF DAVID IN THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

April 19, 2006

ABNER WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

SUPER BON BON IN A WALK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

AND SUDDENLY SHE LOST INTEREST IN SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

YOU MEAN I SHOULDN'T SCRATCH THIS ICHIRO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 18, 2006

ALL SOCCER GAMES SEEM THAT LONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

JUST PLAY THE CROWD CHANT FROM ROLLERBALL::

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

April 17, 2006

HONEYBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

BODY ROCK (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

WHO WILL RID US OF THIS TURBULENT BASERUNNER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

April 16, 2006

WHAT ELSE IS COLLEGE GOOD FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:12 AM

April 15, 2006

KILLING THE DARLINGS FOR FUN AND PROFIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

MUSHROOM CLOUDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

April 11, 2006

THAT'S JUST GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

April 10, 2006

SAME RECIPE, A BIT LESS SPICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

April 9, 2006

THE LAST 90 FEET (via Gene Brown):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

...TIME BEGINS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 PM

CHECK THEIR HAUNCHES, THEN THEIR ARMS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:43 PM

April 8, 2006

LET'S PLAY FOUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

April 7, 2006

AND THE KING HASN'T EVEN WARMED UP YET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

April 6, 2006

A TAD LATE FOR TOUGH LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

BADLY DRAWN BOMBERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:14 AM

SLEEPER IN SEATTLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

April 4, 2006

AND HE WAS SAFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:20 PM

BUGHOUSE (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

HOW'S IT GOING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:19 AM

TIGERS TOP SOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

April 3, 2006

A TIP OF OURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

HOPE SPRINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 AM

JUST GRIP AND LET HER RIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:21 AM

April 2, 2006

A MAN, A PLAN, JOE RANDA?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

ALL POWER TO THE NUMBERS!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 PM

April 1, 2006

THERE'S NO CRYING POVERTY IN BASEBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

A BETTER IDEA OF ITSELF THAN IT HAS NOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

March 27, 2006

LOOKIN' TO GET DUFFYED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

March 26, 2006

HOW TO SQUANDER THE RANGERS OFFENSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

March 25, 2006

SHRINKAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

March 24, 2006

STOCKING UP ON WBC HEROES....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

TIME BEGINS AGAIN IN A WEEK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

March 23, 2006

TOO BAD HE HAD A MET TEAM FULL OF CRACKHEADS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

A LOT OF 10-8 SCORES IN THEIR FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

March 22, 2006

MO BETTER RED SOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

HMMMM, CARBOS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 21, 2006

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE (BUT THEY DON'T MANAGE EITHER):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

GOOD OVER EVIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

March 19, 2006

REASONABLY WELL DONE, BUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:55 PM

GO, ICHIRO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:58 AM

March 18, 2006

THE HEART KNOWER (via Leo Wong):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

March 17, 2006

GIDDY-UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

March 16, 2006

FROM THE RED SEA TO THE RED SOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:09 PM

OKAY, MAKE THE D.R. THE 51ST STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

WELL, THEY DID OWE US:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

March 15, 2006

LIKE A LONG-HAIRED PETE GRAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

March 14, 2006

CHOP SHOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

March 13, 2006

SAY IT AIN'T SO, OH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

HE'S GOTTA MAKE THE BIG CLUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 12, 2006

LITTLE PAPI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

March 11, 2006

FRISCO KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

TEOFILO STEVENSON WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

MAKING IT HARD TO SNEAK ONE THROUGH THE HOLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

March 10, 2006

CAN DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

THE TITLE DOESN'T REFER TO FRANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 9, 2006

MUSH, YOU HUSKIES!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

March 8, 2006

PASSION FOR THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

March 7, 2006

GAME OF THE CENTURY TO THE D.R.:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

March 4, 2006

GOTTA WATCH FOR THE GOOGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

March 3, 2006

BAUTISTA SHALL LEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 28, 2006

NOT AS CUTE A STORY AS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THIRTY YEARS AGO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

CHANGE OF VIEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:16 PM

February 26, 2006

ANYONE ELSE SMELL AN OPENING DAY 0-FER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 PM

GOD'S IN HIS HEAVEN, ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:36 PM

JUST MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THE RIGHT ONE AT SS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 24, 2006

THE YOUNG GUNS OF AUTUMN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 21, 2006

THEY'LL BE GRABBIN' GANSETT'S IN HEAVEN TONIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

February 20, 2006

THE HALT, THE LAME, AND THE BRAIN DEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

February 18, 2006

JOHNNY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 14, 2006

CLASS ACT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 AM

January 25, 2006

SLIM SKATY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

January 24, 2006

SPEAKING OF BLACKS VS. LATINOS... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

January 23, 2006

UH-OH, THEO'S BACK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 PM

January 22, 2006

HE'S OUR LUCKY CHARM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

January 21, 2006

CAREER YEAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

January 20, 2006

444 DAYS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 PM

January 18, 2006

THERE IS NO JOEY IN MUDVILLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 AM

January 15, 2006

DON'T PLAY WITH THE DICE (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

January 8, 2006

GOD IS NOT ON THE SIDE OF THE BIG PAYROLLS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 31, 2005

THOSE WHO THROW LIKE FRENCHMEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 PM

NOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

December 29, 2005

A VERY SATISFACTORY LATE CHRISTMMAS GIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

December 21, 2005

SUCKERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

December 20, 2005

NO GO, GONZO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:17 PM

December 11, 2005

MAY AS WELL FINISH WHAT HE STARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:06 AM

December 10, 2005

SIX INCHES OF SNOW, BUT THE STOVE IS HOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

December 9, 2005

OH, MY STARS AND GARTERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

December 8, 2005

WHY WE'RE NO LONGER THEISTS IN NEW ENGLAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:50 AM

November 29, 2005

THEO WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

November 27, 2005

ALL THIS AND A RAIL HUB?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:28 PM

November 22, 2005

THEO WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

November 11, 2005

AND THE "E" IN VALENTINE LIGHTS UP! (via Glenn Dryfoos, including title)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

November 1, 2005

IF THE PARTS ARE REPLACEABLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

October 29, 2005

BRING US THE HEAD OF CARLOS BELTRAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

October 10, 2005

ALEXESQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

October 9, 2005

HURRY FEBRUARY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

October 3, 2005

JUST THE WAY WE DREW IT UP ON THE CHALKBOARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

October 1, 2005

GOD HIMSELF MUST ENJOY THIS RIVALRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

September 29, 2005

HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 26, 2005

ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IS EVEN BETTER THAN STEROIDS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

September 25, 2005

THANK YOU, INDIANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

September 23, 2005

WHERE'S SHAKESPEARE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

WHERE YOU HITTIN', WILLIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

September 18, 2005

SAY, HI, TO MR. HODGES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:58 PM

AMERICA'S PASTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 2, 2005

IT'S NOT THE HIGH HEAT, IT'S THE HUMIDOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 1, 2005

YOUTH WILL BE SERVED...A BIT LATER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

August 31, 2005

LUCKY STRIKES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

GLORY HOUNDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 29, 2005

TURNING ZINK INTO GOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 28, 2005

SATAN SQUARES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:05 AM

HAVE A 'GANSETT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

OUR TREASURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 24, 2005

MILK DUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

August 23, 2005

AND NO ONE BELIEVES HE'S ONLY 47:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM

August 18, 2005

JUST THE CASH, PLEASE (via Bruce Cleaver):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 14, 2005

HUB HOUSE OF DAVID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 11, 2005

AND THE LORD SAID, "LET'S PLAY TWO!":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

August 10, 2005

HAPPY PEOPLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

THUS THE TIME-ZONE RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

August 9, 2005

SAY HEY TO THE COWBOY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

August 7, 2005

NO ONE ELSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

August 6, 2005

NOT THE ONLY ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 AM

August 5, 2005

MORE LIKE FREDDIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

NO MANAGER WOULD TAKE HIM OVER JETER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

GREAT, NOW AL:L THE KIDS WILL WANT ONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

CURVACEOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

August 1, 2005

IT WAS THE 'ROID FAIRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:13 PM

July 31, 2005

HEY, NOMAR, WAIT UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

July 29, 2005

IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:52 PM

July 23, 2005

CHANGE IS BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:25 AM

July 17, 2005

THUMBSCREWS, DEMENTORS, BASEBALL BATS

Posted by Matt Murphy at 1:42 AM

July 14, 2005

HOW ABOUT, HAPPY TO HAVE BEEN SERVED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

BRING BACK NICKEL BEER NIGHT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

July 13, 2005

HUM-BABE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

July 12, 2005

SMART, BUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:39 PM

BETTER COWBOY UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:46 AM

July 11, 2005

RADICAL, DUDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

July 8, 2005

LET 'EM FIGHT FOR CHARITY BETWEEN GAMES OF A DOUBLEHEADER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 PM

July 5, 2005

DOUBLE DUTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:36 AM

July 2, 2005

600 HRs SEEMS THINKABLE TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 PM

July 1, 2005

GLOWING LIKE THE METAL ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE (via Bruce Cleaver):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

June 29, 2005

WOULDN'T 3,000 HITS HAVE BEEN EASIER?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

CAN'T HAVE REALLY BEEN SALINGER, CAN IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

June 27, 2005

KIDS DON'T PLAY SOCCER AT THE WHITE HOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 AM

MOONLIGHTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

June 26, 2005

TEMPTING THE GODS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

June 25, 2005

HE LEFT HIS MARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 PM

June 24, 2005

W'S ARE WILD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:01 PM

June 22, 2005

SUPPOSE THEY'RE LOCALLY GROWN? (via Robert Tremblay)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 PM

June 20, 2005

LET THE CORN HUSK ITSELF FOR A WEEK:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:22 AM

June 19, 2005

A DANG HARD GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

June 15, 2005

ALONE AMONG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

June 11, 2005

BUCKY BALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 AM

CHANGE IS BAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:54 AM

June 9, 2005

MO' BETTER REDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 AM

June 7, 2005

THUS THE AMERICAN PASTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

June 5, 2005

NEARLY WORTH A TIME-ZONE RULE VIOLATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:31 AM

May 30, 2005

STRIKER TO THE LINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

May 26, 2005

HIS ROOKIE YEAR I WAS A SENIOR IN H.S. (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

May 22, 2005

JUST KEEP WIGGLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:33 AM

May 15, 2005

NOT THAT HALF OF THEM WATCH FOR HIS SIGN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

May 14, 2005

FINALLY, A REAL WORLD CUP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

May 11, 2005

CAN DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

May 8, 2005

CAN CAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

May 7, 2005

"COME ON, BOBBY":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 6, 2005

BAD MANAGER/GOOD MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

May 5, 2005

GET A HELMET KID (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:01 PM

IN BASEBALL YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:08 AM

May 4, 2005

NO MORE 80+ APPEARANCE SEASONS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 3, 2005

YOUNG ARMS ARE FRAGILE THINGS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ICHIRO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

A GREAT DAY FOR A SCOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

May 2, 2005

THE STRIPES ARE EVEN NICER WHEN VERTICAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:54 PM

April 29, 2005

FASTER & LONGER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 AM

JUST ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 AM

April 26, 2005

WHY BE PRESIDENT? (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

April 25, 2005

AMAZING GRACE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

SUCKING THE FUN OUT OF BEING A KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 PM

I'M AGIN 'EM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

April 24, 2005

RUNNING THE NUMBERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 PM

NAILED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

April 22, 2005

THEY STAY HIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

April 20, 2005

A CLASSY DEAL FOR BOTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

April 18, 2005

TOO BAD THEY NEVER HAD DAVE LAROCHE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:49 PM

IF ONLY THEY'D TRADED FOR ROYCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

CO-OPTING THE BALD EAGLE IS BRILLIANT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

April 17, 2005

THERE'S YOUR NEXT COMMISSIONER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM

HAPPY PATRIOT'S DAY!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 PM

LIVING HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:28 PM

April 15, 2005

IF YOU BUILD IT, HMONG WILL COME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:45 PM

GO-SHOUTING ON THE POTOMAC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

NEARLY WORTH VIOLATING THE TIMEZONE RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

April 14, 2005

THE STILETTO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

THE CORK IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 13, 2005

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 12, 2005

HOLMES WAS PRONE TO BAD DAYS (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 PM

April 11, 2005

WHEN YOU'VE WON THAT MANY YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE GENEROUS, HUH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 PM

WADDA YA' EXCPECT FROM A GROWN MAN NAMED BILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:56 PM

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR C-R-E-A-T-I-N-E:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:33 PM

April 10, 2005

K-FEST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:38 PM

YOU CAN'T CORRECT THE BABE OFF OF THE PINNACLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:48 AM

April 7, 2005

THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING, PROMISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

159 TO GO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

April 4, 2005

AMAZIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:21 PM

HERE'S YOUR SLEEPER TEAM FOR '05:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

April 3, 2005

ALWAYS THOUGHT CHRIS SPEIER WAS JUICING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

NATURAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

April 2, 2005

TOO FAR TO TURN BACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:21 PM

April 1, 2005

PROOF OF LIFE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

ONE LOSS FROM DESPAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

March 31, 2005

IF I WERE TRULY OBSESSED WE'D HAVE NAMED THE THIRD KID "DELINO":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 PM

U HAUL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

THE DEATHSTAR LIMPETH (via Jim Siegel):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

March 30, 2005

THEO'S A GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:12 AM

March 29, 2005

NOT SO FAST, FELIX?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

SHARE YOUR LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:46 AM

March 27, 2005

BEES ME'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:34 AM

March 26, 2005

RISE OF THE YOUTHFUL MARINER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:17 AM

4" = .400?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM LASORDA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:10 AM

March 24, 2005

DON'T CALL THEM THE TOOLS OF IGNORANCE FOR NUTHIN':

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

INFORMED PROWLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

JUST BE CAREFUL A-ROD DOESN'T KNOCK YOUR HAND AWAY (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

March 23, 2005

FROM CHICO TO SAFECO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

GOOD LINE, BAD IDEA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:27 PM

ALMOST READY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 AM

March 22, 2005

SLOW TO RECOVER ONCE YOU'RE OFF THE 'ROIDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

THE GODDESS SMILES (via Jim Siegel):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 AM

March 20, 2005

HARD TO CATCH HANK FROM PRISON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

A YANKEE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:41 AM

March 18, 2005

HALF THE MAN HE USED TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

WRONG QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

March 16, 2005

FRIGHTENINGLY SENSIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM

March 12, 2005

GOSH, THOSE MUSCLES LOOKED SO NATURAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

March 11, 2005

SLEEPERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

March 10, 2005

WHAT HE SAID (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:00 AM

March 8, 2005

TALK ABOUT ROLE REVERSAL (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

March 3, 2005

GIVE 'EM AN INGE AND THEY'LL TAKE THE CENTRAL BY A MILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

PLAY BALL!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:53 AM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

March 2, 2005

DEVIL RAY FEVER, CATCH IT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 PM

February 21, 2005

EASIER JUST TO TRADE FOR SCHILLING (via Rick Turley):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:36 PM

February 13, 2005

DEAN OF THE QUEEN CITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 PM

February 9, 2005

THROW, HIT, LOVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

February 6, 2005

SENSE OF HISTORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:07 AM

January 28, 2005

PARITY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:10 PM

HUB BIDS KIDS HELLO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

January 24, 2005

WATCH YOUR MOLARS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:59 PM

January 21, 2005

COMA GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

FIRST IN WAR, FIRST IN PEACE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

January 17, 2005

EXECUTIONER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:11 PM

COULDN'T SOME CHANNEL SHOW THIS INSTEAD OF POKER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

January 16, 2005

CIRCUS WITHOUT A CLOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

January 6, 2005

HISPANIOLA AS METAPHOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

January 5, 2005

WHO WOULDN'T BE FARINELLIED IF IT MEANT BEATING THE YANKEES AGAIN? (via AWW):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:42 PM

January 4, 2005

TWO FOR COOPERSTOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM

January 3, 2005

LIKING IT HERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:37 PM

January 1, 2005

DEFINING QUESTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

"DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF FELLOW":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:25 PM

December 31, 2004

FITTING TRIBUTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

THERE'S CERTAINLY PLENTY OF HIM TO BEND OVER THE RED SOX KNEE AND SPANK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

December 26, 2004

ONE RING'S NICE, BUT I HAVE TEN FINGERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 AM

December 4, 2004

JUNKIE BONDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:53 AM

December 3, 2004

YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FOR TETANUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:29 AM

December 2, 2004

YOU MEAN IT WASN'T BETTER NUTRITION AND WEIGHT-LIFTING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

November 16, 2004

SO, BOSTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

November 12, 2004

DON'T TELL GEORGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:16 PM

November 5, 2004

SO, BOSTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

November 1, 2004

LIKE WILLIS REED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

DAVE'S DAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:04 AM

October 31, 2004

PITCHING THROUGH PAIN AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

October 30, 2004

PRETTY GOOD LINE FOR THE LOCAL RAG:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

October 29, 2004

WHERE'S BOOM-BOOM MANCINI WHEN YOU NEED HIM? (via The Mother Judd):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

LAST PITCH THIS SEASON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

October 28, 2004

ONE DEMON EXORCISED, ONE TO GO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 AM

October 26, 2004

NOW THEY CAN START THE HEAVENLY WORLD SERIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 AM

October 24, 2004

NEVER IN DOUBT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:10 AM

October 23, 2004

IF ONLY JACK BUCK WERE CALLING THIS ONE... (via M. Ali Choudhury):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:50 PM

ANOTHER REASON TO WATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

October 21, 2004

NY DIDN'T SEEM THAT COLD (via Jim Siegel):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

THE RED SOX, WE'RE EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

DESTINY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:37 AM

October 20, 2004

FROM THE ARCHIVES: ROCKIN' THE ICEBOX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:27 PM

LIVE FREE OR VIOLATE THE STATE BORDER RULE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

ONCE A CENTURY MOMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:12 AM

STICK A FOULKE IN 'EM, THEY'RE DONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 AM

October 19, 2004

PRESUMABLY THE EQUATION IS SOME KIND OF MATH JOKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:05 PM

October 18, 2004

NOT TONIGHT, SATAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

October 16, 2004

JUNK BONDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 PM

October 11, 2004

WHAT A WASTE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:43 AM

October 6, 2004

ONE DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:04 AM

October 5, 2004

BASEBALL VS. EVIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:35 PM

A DATE WITH DESTINY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:07 AM

October 3, 2004

TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

PLAIN VANILLA...PLUS YUKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

October 1, 2004

ABU GHRAIB - CLEVELAND STYLE

Posted by Stephen Judd at 12:53 PM

September 29, 2004

SWEET SOLID SMASH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 PM

September 24, 2004

SHORTING BONDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 PM

September 21, 2004

EXCEPT THAT THE SENATOR IS SPARTAN, NOT ATHENIAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

September 18, 2004

NO ONE ROOTED FOR GOLIATH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 PM

September 16, 2004

PLAYERS LIKING AN OWNER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

September 11, 2004

RATHER BELIEVED ABNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

August 28, 2004

REGRETS, I'VE HAD A FEW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

August 21, 2004

GO TELL THE SPARTANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 PM

August 17, 2004

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:30 PM

August 4, 2004

UNHAPPY RECAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 PM

August 1, 2004

NOMOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:36 AM

July 9, 2004

DATED MILLER, MARRIED BUD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 AM

January 2, 2004

THE ARBITRAGEUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 PM

June 25, 2003

IT'S BASEBALL, JAKE

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:41 PM