October 7, 2007

BEST LEAVE REGINALD MARTINEZ JACKSON OUT OF THE EQUATION:

As Brother Dryfoos pointed out the other night, sight unseen, you'd be unlikely to correctly guess the respective races of Howie Kendrick and Reggie Willits.

Posted by Orrin Judd at October 7, 2007 3:58 PM
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We'll have proof that Muslims are successfully assimilating when we see a 3rd baseman named Hussein or Muhammed.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 7, 2007 5:59 PM

Mickey Rivers to Reggie:

No wonder you're so mixed up, you got a white man's first name, a Spanish man's second name, and a black man's third name.

Posted by: Jim in Chicago at October 8, 2007 12:43 AM

with all due respect to Brother Dryfoos, Bill Simmons has been continuously updating his list of the "Reggie Cleveland All-Stars" for years. I forget his name for the reverse list off-hand.

Posted by: Matt Cohen at October 8, 2007 1:04 PM
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