August 18, 2005

JUST THE CASH, PLEASE (via Bruce Cleaver):

Minor League Team To Host 'Hairiest Back' Contest (AP, August 17, 2005)

The Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League are ready to let the fur fly later this month.

The Class-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals will hold its first-ever "Hairiest Back at the Ballpark" contest before their game against a team from Salem, Va., on Aug. 25.

According to the team's press release, the winner will receive a complimentary laser hair removal service valued at $2,500.


What kind of shriekin' sissy would want to go through life without his back hair?

Posted by Orrin Judd at August 18, 2005 12:00 AM
Comments

Do those laser treatments really work? I wonder what they charge for ears.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at August 18, 2005 11:55 AM

If you ever change your mind let us know. Our complimentary spray-paint-can-and-cigarette-lighter hair removal service is valued at $12.50 and works just as good.

Posted by: joe shropshire at August 18, 2005 7:48 PM

There's a reason I only barbecue with my shirt on.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 7:55 PM

Its shows how far we have sunk towards being girly men that Laser hair removal is even considered.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at August 19, 2005 3:19 AM
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