August 18, 2005
JUST THE CASH, PLEASE (via Bruce Cleaver):
Minor League Team To Host 'Hairiest Back' Contest (AP, August 17, 2005)
The Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League are ready to let the fur fly later this month.
The Class-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals will hold its first-ever "Hairiest Back at the Ballpark" contest before their game against a team from Salem, Va., on Aug. 25.
According to the team's press release, the winner will receive a complimentary laser hair removal service valued at $2,500.
What kind of shriekin' sissy would want to go through life without his back hair? Posted by Orrin Judd at August 18, 2005 12:00 AM