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November 9, 2023
AIN'T I A MAN:
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12:00 AM
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October 23, 2023
COMETH THE MOMENT, PARTETH THE MAN:
Posted by orrinj at
5:50 PM
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October 22, 2023
BROTHERS IN ARMS:
Posted by orrinj at
10:05 AM
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October 14, 2023
GOALIES ARE WEIRD:
Posted by orrinj at
11:22 AM
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September 8, 2023
LET THEM FUND SPORTS; KILL THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS:
Posted by orrinj at
10:41 AM
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July 28, 2023
NEVERMIND THAT NO TOP LEAGUE TEAM CAN AFFORD HIM...:
Posted by orrinj at
7:44 AM
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December 29, 2022
MARA-WHO?:
Posted by orrinj at
6:14 PM
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December 20, 2022
WORLD WITNESS:
Posted by orrinj at
6:41 PM
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December 19, 2022
FRANCE IS A nATION, NOT A COUNTRY:
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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December 1, 2022
DEFENDING IS A FUNCTION OF BEING WILLING TO:
Posted by orrinj at
8:11 AM
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November 30, 2022
SPORT IS THE EXPLOITATION OF SPACE:
Posted by orrinj at
9:24 PM
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November 28, 2022
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Posted by orrinj at
1:58 PM
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August 5, 2022
IT'S COMING HOME:
Posted by orrinj at
6:09 AM
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January 9, 2022
THE MAGIC OF THE CUP, LITERALLY:
Posted by orrinj at
8:38 AM
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November 25, 2021
LIKE GETTING EVERY SPORTS SECTION IN THE WORLD:
Posted by orrinj at
6:37 AM
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November 13, 2021
TRES VECES:
Posted by orrinj at
7:43 AM
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October 9, 2021
AMERICA'S GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
7:33 AM
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October 8, 2021
LOST GENERATION TO GOLDEN GENERATION?:
Posted by orrinj at
7:33 AM
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August 29, 2021
MAY AS WELL HAVE TONY PULIS MANAGE:
Posted by orrinj at
8:18 AM
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August 10, 2021
OUT LIKE A LAMB:
Posted by orrinj at
6:52 PM
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August 8, 2021
HIPSTER KING:
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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July 12, 2021
THE ANSWER IS, "NO":
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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July 11, 2021
THE GREALISH CUP:
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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July 10, 2021
YOU SO SELDOM GET TO SEE THE BRITS GO GIDDY:
Posted by orrinj at
8:14 AM
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July 7, 2021
NOW JUST DON'T GET DANEGELDED:
Posted by orrinj at
8:28 AM
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June 16, 2021
THE MYSTERY OF MOVEMENT WITHOUT THE BALL:
Posted by orrinj at
8:26 PM
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INVENTING INVERTING:
Posted by orrinj at
6:21 PM
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June 10, 2021
AS THE MOST CAPITALIST SPORT...:
Posted by orrinj at
8:05 AM
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June 8, 2021
THE TRUMP BRAND:
Posted by orrinj at
9:05 PM
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June 7, 2021
EL CLASSICO:
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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June 6, 2021
NO COINCIDENCE IT'S THE MOST CAPITALIST PART OF EUROPE:
Posted by orrinj at
5:36 PM
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May 17, 2021
AMERICA'S GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
7:16 PM
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January 3, 2021
THE CULTURE WARS ARE A ROUT:
Posted by orrinj at
7:28 AM
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October 30, 2020
IF THEY'D HAD VAR WOULD WE HAVE EVER HEARD OF HIM?:
Posted by orrinj at
8:32 AM
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January 18, 2020
TRADE IMBALANCE::
Posted by orrinj at
6:16 PM
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July 3, 2019
KICKING COUSINS:
Posted by orrinj at
12:01 AM
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JUST WIN, BABES:
Posted by orrinj at
12:00 AM
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May 10, 2019
THE LAST CAPITALIST SPORT:
Posted by orrinj at
4:00 AM
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May 9, 2019
(self reference alert):
Posted by orrinj at
4:00 AM
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April 29, 2019
SABRMETRIC SOCCER:
Posted by orrinj at
4:30 AM
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February 15, 2019
GREAT SHOT-STOPPER, LOUSY DISTRIBUTOR:
Posted by orrinj at
9:02 AM
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February 10, 2019
GOOD ENOUGH?:
Posted by orrinj at
7:50 AM
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November 25, 2018
CHIPPER WHO?:
Posted by orrinj at
7:54 AM
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October 23, 2018
FOOTBALL COUNTRY (profanity alert):
Posted by orrinj at
4:14 AM
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October 20, 2018
AMERICA'S GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
9:03 AM
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August 15, 2018
YNWA:
Posted by orrinj at
6:42 PM
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July 13, 2018
PUTTING THE WORLD IN THE WORLD CUP:
Posted by orrinj at
4:00 AM
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July 11, 2018
DEVALUING THE RUN OF PLAY:
Posted by orrinj at
1:07 PM
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July 9, 2018
IT'S A RICO CASE:
Posted by orrinj at
3:57 AM
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July 8, 2018
STILL URUGUAY:
Posted by orrinj at
11:26 AM
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ECONOMISTS LOVE STUDYING THEM:
Posted by orrinj at
10:46 AM
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GAMES OUGHT NOT BE DECIDED BY EVENTS OUTSIDE THE RUN OF PLAY:
Posted by orrinj at
10:42 AM
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NOT THE IMAGE YOUR SPORT WANTS:
Posted by orrinj at
6:54 AM
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WORLD:
Posted by orrinj at
6:23 AM
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July 6, 2018
WHY YOU PLAY THE GAMES:
Posted by orrinj at
8:43 PM
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July 4, 2018
PASSES AREN'T SHOTS:
Posted by orrinj at
6:21 PM
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July 3, 2018
#IT'SCOMINGHOME:
Posted by orrinj at
7:54 PM
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THE FUTURE IS NOT OLD WHITE MEN:
Posted by orrinj at
4:31 AM
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June 29, 2018
DON'T BE GERMANY:
Posted by orrinj at
3:33 PM
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June 28, 2018
VIVA MEXOREA!:
Posted by orrinj at
4:19 AM
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THE WORST THING ABOUT MODERN SPORTS...:
Posted by orrinj at
4:01 AM
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June 27, 2018
AN EASY PROBLEM TO FIX:
Posted by orrinj at
4:33 AM
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June 26, 2018
22 MEN KICK A BALL AROUND FOR 90 MINUTES AND THEN THE GERMANS WIN....
Posted by orrinj at
4:01 AM
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June 25, 2018
IMAGINE WHAT POPOVICH OR BELICHICK WOULD DO WITH THEM:
Posted by orrinj at
3:53 AM
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June 24, 2018
THE OFFSIDES RULE VS. SOCCER:
Posted by orrinj at
12:58 PM
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June 17, 2018
THE WORLD CUP, IN SENSURROUND:
Posted by orrinj at
7:03 PM
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June 16, 2018
LEO WHO?:
Posted by orrinj at
7:17 PM
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THE PROBLEM IS NOT WHAT IT DOES TO SCORING...:
Posted by orrinj at
6:20 PM
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BRUSH UP ON YOUR VIKING CLAP:
Posted by orrinj at
6:45 AM
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June 12, 2018
AMERICA'S TEAM:
Posted by orrinj at
4:34 AM
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April 16, 2018
IN OTHER WORDS, HE BECAME ENGLISH:
Posted by orrinj at
4:33 AM
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November 30, 2017
CARTHAGO RESURGENTIUM EST:
Posted by orrinj at
4:57 PM
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July 29, 2017
THE FUTURE ISN'T LEFT HAND TURNS:
Posted by orrinj at
5:37 PM
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June 15, 2017
EVERYONE WANTS IN ON THE ACT:
Posted by orrinj at
5:39 AM
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March 30, 2017
NO VITO DMITRIJEVIC, HE:
Posted by orrinj at
5:45 AM
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March 26, 2017
JURGEN WHO?:
Posted by orrinj at
8:13 AM
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October 5, 2016
WORLD MEANS WORLD:
Posted by orrinj at
5:09 PM
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September 8, 2016
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE SAID THE SWEDES WERE COWARDLY...:
Posted by orrinj at
7:01 PM
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June 27, 2016
BEND IT LIKE BURNT NJAL:
Posted by orrinj at
5:25 PM
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June 12, 2016
A RETURN TO AMERICANISM:
Posted by orrinj at
11:34 AM
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June 1, 2016
AMERICA'S TEAM:
Posted by orrinj at
6:07 PM
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May 3, 2016
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
Posted by orrinj at
3:53 PM
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March 27, 2016
WHAT A PIP:
Posted by orrinj at
7:44 AM
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July 4, 2015
SHE OUGHT TO COACH THE MEN:
Posted by orrinj at
8:23 AM
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June 13, 2015
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH TO CLEAN UP FIFA...:
Posted by orrinj at
8:09 AM
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June 1, 2015
ALL COMEDY IS CONSERVATIVE:
Posted by orrinj at
1:33 PM
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May 27, 2015
PURITAN NATION:
Posted by orrinj at
5:09 PM
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March 18, 2015
THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:
Posted by orrinj at
6:18 PM
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March 16, 2015
JUST ANOTHER REASON THAT SOCCER IS AMERICA'S GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
1:43 PM
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February 3, 2015
ONE SAVE AFTER ANOTHER:
Posted by orrinj at
8:01 PM
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October 16, 2014
COME HOME JOZY:
Posted by orrinj at
5:40 PM
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September 8, 2014
THE AMERICAN GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
6:53 PM
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August 16, 2014
GET YOUR KICKS IN:
Posted by orrinj at
2:35 PM
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August 7, 2014
IT'S NOT THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD...:
Posted by orrinj at
8:46 PM
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August 3, 2014
FORGET NFL LONDON...:
Posted by orrinj at
8:35 AM
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July 30, 2014
THE AMERICAN GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
7:05 PM
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July 12, 2014
AMERICANIZING THE GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
8:54 AM
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July 9, 2014
EASIER DONE IN GERMANY:
Posted by orrinj at
6:45 PM
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July 2, 2014
INSTEAD, WE DEFENDED FOR SIX HOURS:
Posted by orrinj at
3:08 PM
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July 1, 2014
FROM THE ARCHIVES: THERE ARE PLENTY OF NICHES IN A COUNTRY OF 500 MILLION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:38 PM
June 30, 2014
THE LAST FREE MARKET SPORT:
Posted by orrinj at
8:31 PM
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June 29, 2014
HE PICKED A GOOD TIME TO BECOME AMERICANIZED:
Posted by orrinj at
7:21 PM
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June 27, 2014
AND THE 2022 CUP IS ABOUT TO MOVE STATESIDE:
Posted by orrinj at
7:56 PM
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June 26, 2014
AND PLENTY GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT THE GERMANS:
Posted by orrinj at
6:55 AM
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June 22, 2014
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ANTONIO ALFONSECA?:
Posted by orrinj at
7:31 AM
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June 21, 2014
GIVEN GERMANY'S PLAYING WITHOUT A STRIKER...:
Posted by orrinj at
12:59 PM
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June 20, 2014
UNDERRATED : CONCACAF; OVERRATED: UEFA:
Posted by orrinj at
2:11 PM
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June 14, 2014
TOUGH TO GET AMERICANS TO LOVE AN UNJUST GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
8:42 AM
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June 11, 2014
COULDN'T THEY TEACH THEIR SONS TO THROW OVERHAND?:
Posted by orrinj at
5:54 PM
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May 31, 2014
IT'S NOT AS IF THE GAMES ARE ENTERTAINING:
Posted by orrinj at
8:24 AM
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May 18, 2014
IMPORTING THE SUPERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by orrinj at
6:40 AM
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February 23, 2014
A SPORT WE'LL DOMINATE WITHOUT TRYING:
Posted by orrinj at
6:53 AM
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February 8, 2014
THE AMERICANIZATION OF THE GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
7:41 AM
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October 27, 2013
WHO SHOOTS SCORES:
Posted by orrinj at
8:36 AM
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October 18, 2013
WHICH IS HOW THEY SAVED THE GAME:
Posted by orrinj at
5:28 PM
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October 12, 2013
WAIT'LL THEY SEE HOW WELL THE USMNT DOES IN BRAZIL:
Posted by orrinj at
6:03 PM
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September 21, 2013
NOUS RACE:
Posted by orrinj at
7:23 AM
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August 1, 2013
THROW LIKE A MAN, FOR CRIPESAKE:
Posted by orrinj at
6:23 AM
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July 7, 2013
WORLD CUP RATINGS IN AMERICA JUST DOUBLED:
Posted by orrinj at
6:20 AM
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February 10, 2013
NOTHING BEHIND THE CURTAIN:
Posted by orrinj at
9:21 AM
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January 21, 2013
ALSO KNOWN AS, THE NORV TURNER EFFECT:
Posted by orrinj at
8:14 PM
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December 26, 2012
CENTRALIZATION AND SUBMISSION TO CENTRAL AUTHORITY BEING THEIR SINGULAR STRENGTH:
Posted by orrinj at
12:52 PM
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October 13, 2012
NO CHICKEN SALAD:
Posted by orrinj at
1:41 PM
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August 19, 2012
AND THE COSTS DROVE OUT THE THUGS:
Posted by orrinj at
8:51 AM
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June 16, 2012
WHEREAS IF THE ITALIANS WERE PLAYING YOU WOULD KNOW THE GAME WAS FIXED:
Posted by orrinj at
6:25 AM
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May 23, 2012
THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO THE ARAB SPRING:
Posted by orrinj at
5:20 AM
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April 1, 2012
AND HE DIED AN AMERICAN:
Posted by orrinj at
6:58 PM
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WE WERE DISCUSSING HIM JUST THE OTHER DAY...:
Posted by orrinj at
3:18 PM
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January 31, 2012
BECAUSE JUST WATCHING WASN'T MASOCHISTIC ENOUGH?:
Posted by orrinj at
5:50 PM
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January 29, 2012
IT'S HARDLY A DETAIL...:
Posted by orrinj at
9:11 AM
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January 19, 2012
IT'S ENTIRELY TYPICAL THAT THEY ACT HELPLESS IN THE FACE OF THESE FACTS...:
Posted by orrinj at
6:46 AM
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November 20, 2011
NOT A GOOD YEAR FOR THE NBA TO SELF-DESTRUCT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 AM
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October 9, 2011
THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:01 AM
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A MAN AMONG BOYS
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
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October 8, 2011
CLUB OR COUNTRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:16 AM
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September 4, 2011
OF COURSE, IT WAS THE COACH'S OWN FAULT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:30 AM
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September 3, 2011
DROP A FULLBACK FOR A FORWARD WITH SOME SIZE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:51 PM
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September 1, 2011
SOCCER FOR AMERICANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:24 AM
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August 20, 2011
IT'S NOT LIKE PELE'S OUT THERE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:05 AM
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IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
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WHICH REVEALS THREE OF THE PROBLEMS THAT AMERICANS HAVE WITH THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
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August 13, 2011
A FRIEND ASKED THIS WEEK...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 AM
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August 5, 2011
MEANWHILE, IF YOU JUST PUT IT ABOVE WAIST LEVEL THEY CAN'T STOP IT ANYWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
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August 2, 2011
A RAY OF HOPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
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July 28, 2011
CARLO ANCELOTTI IS TANNED, RESTED AND READY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 PM
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July 15, 2011
THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT AN EASY GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:07 AM
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July 10, 2011
A GAME WHERE GREAT WIN MEANS OVERCOMING THE INHERENT INJUSTICE OF THE OFFICIATING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 PM
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July 8, 2011
WHERE THE MEN ARE WOMEN AND THE WOMEN ARE MEN (via The Other Brother):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 AM
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June 19, 2011
IF A SCORER IS THRIVING HE SHOULD BVE IN FRONT OF THE GOAL, NOT OFF TO ITS SIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:40 AM
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June 14, 2011
ASKING ONE OF THE BEST STRIKERS IN THE EPL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:10 PM
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June 5, 2011
YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO ANY OF THEM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 PM
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June 3, 2011
4-2-3-1 IS MEANT TO COLLAPSE, NOT LIFT-OFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:58 AM
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May 21, 2011
IF YOU DEVELOP YOUR OWN TALENT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:50 AM
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May 14, 2011
THOUGH HE HAS THE CAUSE WRONG...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
May 6, 2011
WHAT'S THE SPANISH FOR LES HABITANTES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
May 1, 2011
IT'S A SIMPLE RISK/REWARD CALCULATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
April 27, 2011
THE CRYING GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:00 PM
April 21, 2011
REDS NATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:51 PM
IF THEY HAD ANY HAND-EYE CO-ORDINATION THEY'D PLAY A REAL SPORT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:35 PM
April 8, 2011
THE FIX IS IN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 PM
March 29, 2011
THEY NEED AN IDENTITY AND IT OUGHT TO BE SWASHBUCKLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:52 PM
March 28, 2011
MEANWHILE, EVEN FOR A GAME THAT MEANT NOTHING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:50 PM
March 12, 2011
USING THE LINK BETWEEN SOCCER AND NATIONALISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:32 AM
March 7, 2011
THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:02 AM
March 6, 2011
SEE UNDER "ABJECT":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 PM
FERNANDO WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:31 AM
ONE OF THE MORE UNFORTUNATE ASPECTS OF THE GAME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:20 AM
February 6, 2011
EASY PEASY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:13 PM
February 5, 2011
IF YOU ATTACK, THEY CAPITULATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:03 PM
February 2, 2011
THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET OF MODERN SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 PM
January 31, 2011
WELCOME TO MONEYBALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:29 PM
January 23, 2011
THUS SPEAKS A TOTALITARIAN MIND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:47 AM
January 8, 2011
IF YOU THINK OF MONEYBALL AS SIMPLY DISCERNING THE VALUE THAT OTHERS ARE MISSING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
December 12, 2010
HE'S THE BEST AMERICAN PLAYER IN THE WORLD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:04 PM
November 23, 2010
NOW THEY'RE EVEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
October 11, 2010
THE PYRAMID LOSES ITS POINT (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:00 PM
October 8, 2010
RIPE FOR THE TAKING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
October 6, 2010
FINALIZING THE PARALLEL BETWEEN THE TWO CLUBS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
October 4, 2010
WE WON; THEY CAN'T BE A REAL TEAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 PM
September 16, 2010
WE AREN'T EXACTLY CHOCKABLOCK WITH PELE'S AND MOORE'S:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:41 AM
July 17, 2010
IT'S UP TO AMERICA TO SAVE THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:45 AM
July 15, 2010
AND WHILE NO KID CAN UNDERSTAND A PULLING GUARD OR BABIP...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:41 PM
July 14, 2010
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE 4 PLAYERS DEFENDING THE WINGS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:58 AM
July 13, 2010
IS THAT A VUVUZELA IN YOUR POCKET....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:48 PM
July 12, 2010
A PLEASINGLY AMERICAN CRITIQUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:13 PM
AT LEAST THE PISTONS WON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:36 AM
July 11, 2010
THEY SURVIVED MORE THAN WON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:46 PM
July 10, 2010
IT'S THE BIGGEST THING THE GAME HAS GOING FOR IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:51 PM
July 6, 2010
AS WITH THE OTHER FOOTBALL, COACHES MATTER, PLAYERS DON'T:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 PM
July 2, 2010
IT'S PRETTY MUCH OBLIGATORY TO ROOT FOR URUGUAY NOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 PM
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TOO EASY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:10 PM
June 29, 2010
THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 PM
IF IT WENT BY THE QUALITY OF THE REGIME YOU'D GET CHILE VS SPAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 PM
June 27, 2010
LOOKS LIKE A 70s NBA GAME SO FAR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:51 AM
THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR LOSING A GAME YOU SHOULD WIN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
NOT THAT HE ISN'T...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
June 26, 2010
EVEN COOL HAND LUKE GOT TIRED OF DIGGING HOLES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:04 PM
THE REALITY IS QUITE OTHERWISE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:13 AM
AS HE GOES FORWARD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:28 AM
STOP SETTLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
EVERY ONE ELSE'S SECOND TEAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:13 AM
June 25, 2010
EL TRI UNTIL JULY 11:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 AM
AMERICA'S OTHER PASTIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 AM
June 24, 2010
ASSIMILATED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:17 PM
NOT MY NIGHT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:26 AM
June 23, 2010
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIVELY BALL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:58 PM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:15 PM
AND THIS UNICORN RIDE ENDED HAPPILY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:52 PM
TWO WEEKS TO ELIMINATE ONE TEAM FROM THE AMERICAN HEMISPHERE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 AM
ULTIMATELY IT'S JUST TOO EASY A GAME FOR US NOT TO BE GREAT AT IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
IT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE THAT THE AMERICAN STYLE WILL EXPRESS CONTEMPT FOR THE WAY THE GAME HAS BEEN PLAYED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
June 21, 2010
TIME FOR MICHAEL TO MOVE UP?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:16 AM
June 20, 2010
PSSST...FABIO...IF HE'LL BANG A TEAMMATES GIRL GHE WON'T BE LOYAL TO YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 PM
HE'S SELFISH, DOESN'T DEFEND, DOESN'T PASS, DISAPPEARS IN BIG GAMES AND IS EASILY RATTLED...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:22 AM
MORE STORY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:34 AM
TRI UMPH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:11 AM
June 19, 2010
GOOD RIDDANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:11 AM
FAIL, BRITANNIA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:38 AM
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ARBITRARY SPORT MORE ARBITRARY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 AM
June 18, 2010
HIGHER QUALITY FOR EVERYONE BUT DISTRIBUTED LESS EQUALLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:15 PM
THERE IS NO BRAZIL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:27 PM
YOU WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO DO THIS STRATEGICALLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:39 PM
YOU THINK SOCCER RULES ARE STUPID NOW? JUST WAIT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:06 PM
THE TEAM MAY DESERVE BETTER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 AM
THE WHOLE BIT WHERE GUYS KISS AFTER SCORING IS ESPECIALLY TROUBLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
AND SO IT BEGINS... (via The Other Brother)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
June 17, 2010
SINCERE FLATTERY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
THE PROBLEM BEING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 AM
June 16, 2010
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND EVEN THE METRICS THEY HAVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 AM
WHY DOES THE LAMB FEAR THE WOLF?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 AM
ON THE OTHER HAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 AM
BORROWING FROM ITS BETTERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:38 AM
June 15, 2010
THE KEY TO OUR CUP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:20 PM
THE CONDENSED VERSION (via Glenn Drfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:13 PM
June 14, 2010
YOU ALMOST HAVE TO WONDER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:18 PM
June 13, 2010
IN OTHER WORDS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:47 PM
THE WAGES OF COWARDICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:08 PM
IT'S ALREADY BASICALLY MATCHING THE NBA FINALS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:58 AM
FORTUNATELY, ONLY SPAIN AND BRAZIL HAVE BETTER BACK-UPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
THERE AREN'T 5:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:00 AM
TRY TO IMAGINE PHIL JACKSON NOT GETTING THE BALL TO MICHAEL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:52 AM
WAYNE WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:22 AM
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, JOE GAETJENS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
June 12, 2010
HOW DO YOU SAY PWNAGE IN BRITISH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 PM
FABIO CAPELLO IS WIDELY CONSIDERED THEIR SAVIOR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:12 PM
LIVEBLOGGING YANKS V. LIMEYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:18 PM
THE ODD THING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:10 PM
THE MIXED BLESSING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:05 AM
IT'S MIGHTY REVEALING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:01 AM
SO EASY ANYONE CAN DO IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
IF EVERYONE WERE HEALTHY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 AM
June 11, 2010
STUART HOLDEN HAS A CAREER AS A STRAIGHT MAN IF HE WANTS IT*:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:44 AM
June 10, 2010
IT'S COMPLICATED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:37 PM
FOUR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
DID BUCKY DENT SCORE THE GOAL?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 AM
IN FAIRNESS TO HIS CRITICS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 AM
June 9, 2010
CONFRONTING FAILURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:15 PM
FILLING EMPTY TV HOURS EVEN TURNED UFC AND POKER INTO POPULAR SPORTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
June 8, 2010
THE PITIFUL GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 PM
STRAIGHT MEN WATCH ESPN. ESPN SHOWS SOCCER....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:44 PM
June 6, 2010
THEY DODGED A COUPLE BULLETS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:28 PM
EVEN THE HUYS AT GITMO OUGHT NOT HAVE TO WATCH THEM ALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:16 PM
IF HE DOESN'T GET THE MAN U JOB...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:13 PM
THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:53 AM
June 5, 2010
JOZY WHO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:14 AM
WHILE THERE ARE MANY CHOICES FOR THE WORST THING ABOUT THE SPORT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 AM
June 4, 2010
THE THEORY OF HIRING A NON-ENGLISH COACH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:42 PM
June 3, 2010
START BOTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:23 PM
THEY'RE GOING TO SELL A BUNCH OF BOOZALALA'S THOUGH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
June 1, 2010
ON THE OTHER HAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
May 31, 2010
A VEHICLE FOR NATIONALISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:11 AM
May 30, 2010
CUT AND THRUST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 PM
SO HOW GOOD DO THEY WANT TO BE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:06 AM
May 29, 2010
ONLY THE COACH WILL HAVE BEEN SURPRISED THAT BOTH SCORED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:11 PM
May 26, 2010
ATTACK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:18 PM
May 14, 2010
A GAME THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:32 PM
May 8, 2010
GOOD WITHOUT TRYING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 AM
April 29, 2010
IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
April 15, 2010
MADE FOR EACH OTHER LIKE A SPEED BALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
April 4, 2010
AND THEY DEFEND LIKE JASON GIAMBI:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:21 AM
January 9, 2010
WHEN IT ISN'T AN INSTRUMENT OF BANALITY IT'S ONE OF EVIL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
January 8, 2010
YOU'D EXPECT IT AFTER A GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:27 PM
January 5, 2010
ISN'T HE HALF OF STEELY DAN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:47 AM
December 23, 2009
THE NEXT AMERICAN REVOLUTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:06 AM
December 19, 2009
MEET IN THE MIDDLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:43 PM
December 18, 2009
PLENTY OF CLUBS NEED HELP AND THE AMERICANS CAN USE THE EXPERIENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:34 PM
December 12, 2009
EWVEN WITH THEIR PRESUMABLY BIZARRE SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 PM
December 5, 2009
WHY HAVE THE DRAW 6 MONTHS BEFORE THE TOURNEY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:40 AM
THE GAME IS 100% PSYCHOLOGICAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
November 24, 2009
DON'T FORGET ADDED TIME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:20 AM
November 23, 2009
AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PAROCHIAL ONES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:04 AM
November 21, 2009
IT COULD BE WORSE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:48 PM
THE DECLINE OF SOCCER PASSIONS IS THE HEALTH OF THE NATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 AM
November 20, 2009
WHADDA YA EXPECT, THEY'RE SOCCER PLAYERS AFTER ALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 PM
WENT TO A SOCCER GAME AND A WAR BROKE OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:44 PM
IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIG THE GAMES COULDN'T YOU MAKE THEM MORE INTERESTING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:35 AM
November 15, 2009
MOVING TO THE SOCCER POWERHOUSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:19 AM
November 8, 2009
(via THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET AMERICANS TO WATCH...
Ed Driscoll
):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:38 AM
October 25, 2009
AT LEAST THAT GETS THEM READY FOR PATS V. BUCS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:47 AM
October 17, 2009
OUCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:53 AM
GROOMING JOZY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:26 AM
October 15, 2009
ONE FOR CHARLIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:11 AM
October 11, 2009
CAN A VICTORY BE STUNNING WHEN YOU'RE FAVORED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 AM
October 10, 2009
SURPRISING JOHN KERRY DIDN'T TRY TO STOP THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
October 6, 2009
IS THERE SUCH A WORD AS "TRIDUNDANT"?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
September 28, 2009
YOU'RE GOING DOWN ANYWAY; PLAY THE KID:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:57 PM
September 13, 2009
SERVICE FROM THE LEFT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 10, 2009
SO, LET'S SEE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 AM
September 9, 2009
WHY MOVE GUYS WHO ARE DOING WELL?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:55 PM
September 8, 2009
TWO AGAINST ONE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:47 AM
September 6, 2009
WHAT GAME WAS BOB BRADLEY WATCHING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
September 5, 2009
WHO HE SHOULD AND WHO HE WILL ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT MATTERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 AM
September 2, 2009
AS THEY SAID OF MJ AT UNC...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:35 PM
August 25, 2009
MATCH OF THE DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
August 22, 2009
THEY CAN SCORE, BUT CAN THEY DEFEND?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:19 AM
August 21, 2009
IF BOB BRADLEY COULD FIGURE THIS OUT WE'D HAVE WON AT THE AZTECA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:40 AM
August 15, 2009
SURE, IT'S THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE LEAGUE VS THE FAVORITE FOR RELEGATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:46 AM
TO READ THE LIST IS TO WANT BRADLEY FIRED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 AM
WHAT? THE FANS DON'T GET PANIC ROOMS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 AM
August 14, 2009
PLAXICO WOULDN'T HIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:18 AM
August 13, 2009
JUST GIVE THEM THE FOUR CENTRAL DEFENDERS AND THE BENCH WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE STARTERS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
THE BENEFITS OF HAVING A REAL COACH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
CONTEST: TRY EPLEPSY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:07 AM
August 12, 2009
YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN THE STARTING LINEUP TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 PM
NO WONDER AMERICANS HATE SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:40 PM
GNOSTIC SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:59 AM
CORTES, WE ARE HERE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:00 AM
PRETTY HARD TO CONVINCE AMERICANS IT'S NOT INHERENTLY GAY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:02 AM
August 11, 2009
HOW DO YOU GROW A SPORT WHEN YOU DON'T TELEVISE THE MOST SIGNIFICANT GAME EVER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
August 7, 2009
TURNING BUDDY RYAN LOOSE ON THESE CLOWNS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 PM
THE FIRST EVER MUST-WIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:18 AM
August 6, 2009
JOZY NEWEST PUSSYCAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:32 PM
August 3, 2009
ON THE ONE HAND...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 PM
THE LOUTS AREN'T IN THE STANDS ANYMORE, THEY'RE ON THE FIELD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:19 AM
August 2, 2009
STOKE NATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
July 28, 2009
GOTTA TRY SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN THE SPECTATORS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:10 PM
July 27, 2009
IF BEING LAZY IS GENERALLY A BAD WAY TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:51 PM
July 26, 2009
AS LONG AS HE ISN'T UNDERESTIMATING THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL FRAILTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 AM
July 24, 2009
SPORTS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINMENT TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
July 22, 2009
BETWEEN THE FIXES AND THE OFFICIATING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:48 AM
July 15, 2009
FROM THE "ACCURACY IN HEADLINES DEPARTMENT":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
July 14, 2009
YOU CAN TELL HE'S AMERICAN BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO WIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
July 12, 2009
HAITI?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 AM
July 11, 2009
WHETHER OR NOT HE HATES SOCCER, SOCCER HATES HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:49 PM
July 9, 2009
ADIEU, ADU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:47 AM
July 8, 2009
ROGERS HAS TO PLAY FOR THE "A" TEAM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:58 PM
July 7, 2009
CAN HE BRING DEMERIT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
THE GIRL WITH THE CURL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
July 5, 2009
A SQUANDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:14 AM
July 2, 2009
NEVER WASTE AN OPPORTUNITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:29 PM
MOMMY, HE KICKED ME!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
June 30, 2009
AH, THE BEAUTIFUL GAME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
June 29, 2009
GOOD COACHES MAKE ADJUSTMENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:19 PM
June 28, 2009
BEAUTY BEAT THE BEASTLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:46 PM
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:02 PM
THEIR SHIRTS SAY USA, NO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
June 25, 2009
LEARN FROM HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:16 PM
AMERICA'S TEAM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:45 AM
June 24, 2009
WHO WERE THOSE GUYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:38 PM
June 23, 2009
A MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:08 PM
June 21, 2009
DESPITE ANOTHER LOUSY FORMATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:43 PM
ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:20 AM
June 18, 2009
NOT EASY TO GIVE UP A GOAL ON YOUR OWN CORNER KICK, BUT THIS ALIGNMENT COULD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:04 PM
WHAT'S BRAZIL EVER DONE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:32 AM
June 17, 2009
HIRE TONY PULIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:57 AM
June 15, 2009
NOT GOING TO DISNEYWORLD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 AM
June 14, 2009
ATTACK WITH FEILHABER, THEN DEFEND WITH CLARK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
June 13, 2009
ONE DUTCH MODEL WE COULD DO WITHOUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 AM
June 12, 2009
WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE SAYING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:34 AM
June 11, 2009
SPAIN IS SO GOOD IT'D BE AN HONOR TO LOSE 4-0 TO THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:26 PM
GIVE ALEX FERGUSON THIS MUCH CREDIT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 AM
June 8, 2009
GET THE FORMATION RIGHT AND THE REST FOLLOWS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:34 AM
June 7, 2009
A FEIL-GOOD GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
June 6, 2009
THANKFULLY, NO BEASLEY OR TORRES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:29 PM
IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:30 PM
MO' BETTER BLUES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:57 AM
June 4, 2009
AYCHI-FLIPPIN'-HUAHUA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:55 AM
June 3, 2009
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:21 PM
June 2, 2009
THE RACISM IS THE POINT OF THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:44 PM
IF YOU CAN STAND BAD COACHING AND TERRIBLE OFFICIATING HERE ARE SOME GUYS TO WATCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:33 AM
May 31, 2009
NEVER SEND BOYS TO DO A MAN'S JOB:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:02 PM
May 30, 2009
THE PROBLEM ISN'T HIS VERSATILITY, BUT RONALDO'S ONE-DIMENSIONALITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:00 PM
May 27, 2009
LIKE RONALDO, BUT WITH PASSES AND SHOT-MAKING AND WITHOUT DIVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:52 AM
WENT TO A KNIFE FIGHT AND A SOCCER GAME BROKE OUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
May 18, 2009
HIS PEERS GET IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:15 PM
May 16, 2009
THANK PELE, THAT'S OVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:51 AM
May 14, 2009
GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO BREAK THE TEDIUM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:12 PM
May 7, 2009
BUT AT LEAST JERRY GIVES YOU...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 AM
April 20, 2009
THE 90-MINUTE HATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
April 19, 2009
NOT THAT THEY HAVE ANY OFFENSE TO BEGIN WITH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 PM
April 11, 2009
THE FANS ARE ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 PM
April 8, 2009
ENABLERS WITH WHISTLES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:51 AM
April 5, 2009
WHERE BEING MALE IS A CRIME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 AM
NOT THE SORT OF HELP HE WAS LOOKING FOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 AM
April 3, 2009
THEY FORGOT AN "S":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:04 PM
April 2, 2009
DAVID WILL ALWAYS PUMMEL THE PHILISTINES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:15 PM
WHERE WORKING HARDER AND BEING BETTER THAN YOUR PEERS DOESN'T EARN YOU ANYTHING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
March 29, 2009
WHY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:13 PM
BOY, PRINCETON'LL GIVE ANYONE A DEGREE THESE DAYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 AM
March 23, 2009
LIKE AN ESPECIALLY BITCHY SLUMBER PARTY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:09 PM
March 22, 2009
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF CHRISTINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:18 AM
March 21, 2009
THE COMPETITION IS FIERCEST...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
March 18, 2009
GIVEN THE HOMOSEXUAL SUBTEXT OF THE GAME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:21 AM
March 16, 2009
THE EFFICACY OF RANTING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:14 PM
March 15, 2009
SOCCER IN A NUTSHELL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
March 14, 2009
WATCH MAN U/LIVERPOOL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:04 PM
MAN U IS TO LIVERPOOL AS SERIE A IS TO THE EPL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:55 AM
WHICH IS WHY CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A CANCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 AM
March 12, 2009
IT EVEN BORES ITS OWN FANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:17 AM
March 10, 2009
ONE OF SOCCER'S FEW REDEEMING FEATURES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:40 PM
March 5, 2009
FORGET IT, HE'S ROLLING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:49 AM
AND THEY WONDER WHY AMERICANS WON'T WATCH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:16 AM
February 27, 2009
AT LEAST THEY'RE HONEST ABOUT HOW WOEFUL THE SPORT IS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 AM
February 26, 2009
IF HE THINKS THE POINT IS TO SCORE AND WIN HE HASN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:50 PM
HOW LONG UNTIL RONALDO'S WEARING ONE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:20 AM
February 9, 2009
THE WITCHES' GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:31 PM
February 8, 2009
WOW, HIS MOMMY BETTER HAVE BROUGHT A WHOLE PURSEFUL OF LIFESAVERS TO THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:44 AM
December 24, 2008
GIVE EACH PLAYER ONE AND AMERICANS MIGHT WATCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:58 AM
December 18, 2008
ONLY A SOCCER PLAYER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:48 PM
December 15, 2008
WHAT STRIKES THE AMERICAN VIEWER MOST FORCEFULLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:07 PM
December 6, 2008
GOLDEN BALLS-UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 PM
November 29, 2008
THE TOUGHEST GUY IN THE LEAGUE ALMOST HAD TO BE THE AMERICAN, HUH?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:21 PM
November 27, 2008
HERE'S THE THING ABOUT SOCCER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:56 AM
November 20, 2008
BEAUTIFUL?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:22 AM
November 7, 2008
BAD ENOUGH RORY DELAP IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A Y CHROMOSOME (via
Daily Mail
):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:22 PM
November 4, 2008
A DAVID AMONG PHILISTINES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:37 AM
November 1, 2008
OF COURSE SOCCER PLAYERS ARE AFRAID...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:43 PM
October 25, 2008
A VERY NEARLY PERFECT STORY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:30 PM
October 13, 2008
THE BEAUTIFUL GAME?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 PM
October 2, 2008
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 AM
September 25, 2008
USUALLY ONLY THE FOLKS IN THE STANDS ARE BEING TORTURED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:47 PM
September 22, 2008
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM GUYS WHO CAN'T THROW OVERHAND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:15 PM
September 18, 2008
THOSE ODDS ARE HARDLY FAIR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
September 17, 2008
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND A BIG CUP OF BILE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:27 AM
September 15, 2008
ANY TIME A GOAL IS SCORED IN A SOCCER GAME... (via Brandon Heathcotte):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:29 PM
September 7, 2008
EUROS ARE SO SPASTIC THEY CAN'T CATCH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 AM
August 31, 2008
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:11 AM
July 16, 2008
THE GAMES ARE ALREADY FUNEREAL ENOUGH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:48 PM
July 1, 2008
STUPID FISH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:04 AM
June 27, 2008
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME TO AMERICA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:14 PM
SHOUTING THEMSELVES HORST (via Matt Murphy):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:27 PM
June 22, 2008
OF COURSE THE GAME BITES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:53 AM
June 18, 2008
SO I WENT TO A KRITALLNACHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:05 PM
June 16, 2008
SOCCER'S NATURAL FAN BASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:59 AM
June 12, 2008
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOOKERS AND BEER ON EARTH TO MAKE FOLKS ATTEND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:47 PM
June 3, 2008
A BIT WORDY, BUT AT LEAST THEY FINALLY SOLD THE NAMING RIGHTS TO THE WORLD CUP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:52 AM
May 16, 2008
HOW CAN YOU DIS THAT WITHOUT GRACE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:03 PM
May 2, 2008
WELL, YOU CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND THEM WANTING THE PLAYERS TO BE THRASHED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:31 AM
April 29, 2008
I STAND CORRECTED...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:58 AM
April 23, 2008
WHO'D HAVE DREAMT YOU COULD MAKE IT LESS HUMAN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:28 AM
April 8, 2008
MORE AND MORE LIKE PRO WRESTLING...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:59 AM
March 24, 2008
WHAT COULD THE LAMB HAVE DONE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:43 PM
March 13, 2008
IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:03 AM
February 13, 2008
YUP, JUST LIKE A SOCCER PLAYER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
December 14, 2007
IF HE PLAYED A SPORT OR SOMETHING I'D BE CONCERNED:
Posted by Matt Murphy at
8:00 AM
December 3, 2007
Q--HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT A SOCCER GAME WAS FIXED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:02 PM
November 28, 2007
EXCEPT THAT ISN'T MALE ENERGY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
November 19, 2007
SO EASY AN ELEPHANT CAN PLAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:24 PM
October 10, 2007
LIKE SEEKS LIKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
September 24, 2007
WE THOUGHT ONLY AMERICANS CALLED IT THAT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 AM
September 21, 2007
A SOCCER GAME IS THE WRONG PLACE TO BE CHECKING FOR DUNSTONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
August 18, 2007
FITTING. THEY OUGHT TO NAME THE WORLD CUP FOR STALIN (via Lou Gots)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
August 15, 2007
GEEZ, EVEN THE LEFTIES AT THE GLOBE HATE THE GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:15 AM
July 13, 2007
AT LEAST KLANSMEN COVER THEIR KNOBBY KNEES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:45 AM
June 27, 2007
ROLF BENIRSCHKE MAKES A COMEBACK (via pchuck):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:55 PM
June 22, 2007
NOT REALLY FAIR (VIA
Ed Driscoll
):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:56 PM
June 20, 2007
OR, MORE ACCURATELY, ARRESTS LEAD TO SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:54 AM
June 12, 2007
MICHAEL VICK OUGHT TO JUST CLAIM THE DOGS WERE PLAYING SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:32 AM
June 5, 2007
IMAGINE IF THESE HOODLUMS DIDN'T THROW LIKE GIRLS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:16 PM
June 4, 2007
WOULDN'T "NA, NA, HEY, HEY, GOODBYE" SUFFICE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 PM
June 3, 2007
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:45 PM
April 26, 2007
A SOCCER FAN AND HIS MANHOOD ARE SOON PARTED (via Brian Boys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:21 PM
April 10, 2007
MARRED? THEY'RE THE POINT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:14 PM
April 5, 2007
BATONS? ARE THEY THE PEP SQUAD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:09 PM
April 4, 2007
IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 PM
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE DESPICABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 PM
March 22, 2007
WHERE'S THE UIC WHEN YOU NEED THEM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
March 1, 2007
THEN THE BEAR SAID, "THIS ISN'T REALLY ABOUT THE HUNTING, IS IT?":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
February 24, 2007
JUST A PATHOLOGY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:14 AM
February 21, 2007
CAN'T BLAME EVEN THE FRENCH FOR ATTACKING SOCCER FANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:08 AM
February 20, 2007
NO SURER SIGN OF TOTALITARIANISM (via JimBobElrod):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 PM
LUCKY IT WAS BROKEN UP BEFORE THE HAIR-PULLING STARTED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:02 AM
December 21, 2006
HATE, WITHOUT HANDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:53 AM
November 30, 2006
WHAT WOULD THE TONE BE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 PM
November 29, 2006
I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN BARCELONA ANYMORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
October 18, 2006
WHICH WOULD MAKE IT THE RARE SPORTS WHERE PLAYERS DRESS LIKE THE FANS, INSTEAD OF VICE VERSA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 AM
September 26, 2006
HE COULD MISS AS MANY AS THREE GAMES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 PM
September 21, 2006
BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL
Posted by Peter Burnet at
5:29 PM
August 27, 2006
THE UNHOLY GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:04 AM
July 14, 2006
THE ONE GOOD SOCCER BOOK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:43 PM
July 7, 2006
NO JURY NULLIFCATION?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:47 AM
June 29, 2006
ISN'T IT A BIGGER DEAL THAT THEY FIXED THEIR CUP MATCHES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:13 AM
June 25, 2006
WHAT ABOUT IT DOESN'T LEAD TO VIOLENCE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 AM
June 24, 2006
BAD GAME, GOOD BEER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:00 PM
June 21, 2006
WHICH IS WHY YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ALEX dE LARGE TO WATCH IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:49 PM
PUTTING THE SOCK IN SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:05 PM
June 17, 2006
PORNO FOR TYROS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 PM
June 15, 2006
IS IT OVER YET?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:27 AM
June 14, 2006
IS IT EVEN CRIMINAL? (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:04 AM
June 13, 2006
WELL, THERE'S A PIZZA HUT OUTSIDE YANKEE STADIUM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
June 11, 2006
WHEN EVEN THE EUROS STOP PRETENDING TO ENJOY IT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:56 PM
June 10, 2006
WENT TO SEE MANDINGO AND A SOCCER TOURNAMENT BROKE OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:48 PM
June 9, 2006
NO WONDER THEY CALL IT SOKKKER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
June 8, 2006
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:17 PM
June 3, 2006
RELIEVING THE TEDIUM OF THE TOURNAMENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:59 PM
IT ALWAYS INVOLVES SOCCER (via Tom Corcoran):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:19 PM
May 25, 2006
EVER HAVE TROUBLE SHAKING THE FEELING....
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:35 PM
May 23, 2006
WENT TO THE WORLD CUP AND A PUTSCH BROKE OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:37 AM
May 22, 2006
WATCH THE WING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:35 AM
May 8, 2006
JUST LIKE US (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:19 PM
May 3, 2006
GENERAL SHINKICKER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 PM
April 19, 2006
I WENT TO A KRISTALLNACHT AND A WORLD CUP BROKE OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:07 AM
April 17, 2006
HARD WORK AND STUDY IS SO UNSOCCER (via Pepys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:15 PM
April 11, 2006
THE PROBLEM IS TOO FEW ARE TURNED TO CRATERS, NOT TOO MANY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:24 PM
April 9, 2006
APT SYMBOLISM (via Chris Markle):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 PM
April 4, 2006
SADISM'S ONE THING, BUT MASOCHISM? (via Pepys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:18 AM
April 3, 2006
I WENT TO A PUTSCH THE OTHER NIGHT AND A SOCCER GAME BROKE OUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:16 PM
March 14, 2006
EVEN AFTER 90 MINUTES OF ONANISM? (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:03 PM
February 27, 2006
A DEVASTATING JUXTAPOSITION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
February 17, 2006
BATTLE OF THE GEEKS (via Raoul Ortega):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:31 PM
February 12, 2006
SOCCER, THE PERFECT EXPRESSION OF EGALITIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:25 PM
February 6, 2006
NEXT WEEK, THE PERFECT CURTSY (via Tom Morin):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:00 AM
January 12, 2006
GRINNING GHOULS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:01 AM
January 11, 2006
THE PROBLEM ISN'T NAZISM, BUT SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:32 AM
December 31, 2005
WHY DO THEY WEAR SPIKES IF NOT TO CARVE A GUY LIKE HIM UP?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:51 AM
December 12, 2005
SOCCER IS AS SOCCER DOES (via Matthew Cohen):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:13 PM
December 9, 2005
LET'S NOT BLAME THE VICTIMS (via John Resnick):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:51 PM
November 14, 2005
WELL, WE KNOW HEADING THE BALL CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:30 AM
November 9, 2005
ANOTHER PEOPLE REJECTS SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 PM
November 4, 2005
THEY MEAN WELL ANYWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:12 AM
August 25, 2005
KICKBALL IN WOBEGON (via
Brian McKim
):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:46 PM
August 20, 2005
SOCCER, NOT CRICKET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 AM
August 16, 2005
WAS IT VINCE LOMBARDI WHO TOLD HIS PLAYERS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:14 PM
July 15, 2005
HONOR
Posted by Stephen Judd at
12:20 PM
July 14, 2005
HEALTHY SOCIETIES DON'T HAVE SOCCER FANS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:43 PM
June 9, 2005
HUTS? (via bboys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:16 PM
June 2, 2005
WHY WOULD WE WANT THEM TO PLAY IT? (via David Hill, The Bronx):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:06 PM
May 27, 2005
SORRY, MOM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:56 AM
May 26, 2005
WE REST OUR CASE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:40 PM
May 17, 2005
WHICH MAKES IT UNANIMOUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:18 PM
May 11, 2005
MISERY INDEX (via Darren Roulstone):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:55 PM
THE BEAUTIFUL GAME...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 PM
April 24, 2005
YOU ARE HOW YOU THROW (via brian boys):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:14 PM
April 15, 2005
WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL IS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 PM
April 14, 2005
WANT A TV CONTRACT? CUT STRAIGHT TO THE RIOT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:00 AM
March 28, 2005
ONCE THE HATE'S OUT OF THE BAG... (via Robert Schwartz):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:43 AM
March 6, 2005
ONE WAY TO STOP THEM (via AOG):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 PM
February 8, 2005
THE RETURN OF THE 1930'S IN EUROPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:45 AM
February 3, 2005
BORING AND BENT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:21 PM
January 29, 2005
IT'D COST MORE THAN THAT TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:42 AM
January 28, 2005
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE 4 GOALS WERE SCORED? (via
Travelling Shoes
):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:00 AM
January 13, 2005
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY WITH ENGLISH SOCCER FANS?:
Posted by Paul Jaminet at
12:49 PM
January 12, 2005
TOTALITARIAN GAME, TOTALITARIAN GESTURES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 AM
November 8, 2004
THE SOURCE OF OUR GREATNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:23 PM
August 12, 2004
ANY IBERIANS WILL DO ON A PITCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:58 PM
August 11, 2004
THE PROSECUTION RESTS (AGAIN):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:36 AM
August 5, 2004
EVEN GOD HATES SOCCER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:10 PM
June 21, 2002
THE HUMAN (CONSERVATIVE) COMEDY :
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:59 AM