SOCCER Archives

February 23, 2014

A SPORT WE'LL DOMINATE WITHOUT TRYING:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 8, 2014

THE AMERICANIZATION OF THE GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:41 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2013

WHO SHOOTS SCORES:

Posted by orrinj at 8:36 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 18, 2013

WHICH IS HOW THEY SAVED THE GAME:

Posted by orrinj at 5:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 12, 2013

WAIT'LL THEY SEE HOW WELL THE USMNT DOES IN BRAZIL:

Posted by orrinj at 6:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 21, 2013

NOUS RACE:

Posted by orrinj at 7:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 1, 2013

THROW LIKE A MAN, FOR CRIPESAKE:

Posted by orrinj at 6:23 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 7, 2013

WORLD CUP RATINGS IN AMERICA JUST DOUBLED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2013

NOTHING BEHIND THE CURTAIN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:21 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 21, 2013

ALSO KNOWN AS, THE NORV TURNER EFFECT:

Posted by orrinj at 8:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 26, 2012

CENTRALIZATION AND SUBMISSION TO CENTRAL AUTHORITY BEING THEIR SINGULAR STRENGTH:

Posted by orrinj at 12:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 13, 2012

NO CHICKEN SALAD:

Posted by orrinj at 1:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 19, 2012

AND THE COSTS DROVE OUT THE THUGS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2012

WHEREAS IF THE ITALIANS WERE PLAYING YOU WOULD KNOW THE GAME WAS FIXED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 23, 2012

THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO THE ARAB SPRING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 1, 2012

AND HE DIED AN AMERICAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WE WERE DISCUSSING HIM JUST THE OTHER DAY...:

Posted by orrinj at 3:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 31, 2012

BECAUSE JUST WATCHING WASN'T MASOCHISTIC ENOUGH?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 29, 2012

IT'S HARDLY A DETAIL...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 19, 2012

IT'S ENTIRELY TYPICAL THAT THEY ACT HELPLESS IN THE FACE OF THESE FACTS...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 20, 2011

NOT A GOOD YEAR FOR THE NBA TO SELF-DESTRUCT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2011

THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

A MAN AMONG BOYS

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2011

CLUB OR COUNTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 4, 2011

OF COURSE, IT WAS THE COACH'S OWN FAULT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 3, 2011

DROP A FULLBACK FOR A FORWARD WITH SOME SIZE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2011

SOCCER FOR AMERICANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2011

IT'S NOT LIKE PELE'S OUT THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHICH REVEALS THREE OF THE PROBLEMS THAT AMERICANS HAVE WITH THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 13, 2011

A FRIEND ASKED THIS WEEK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2011

MEANWHILE, IF YOU JUST PUT IT ABOVE WAIST LEVEL THEY CAN'T STOP IT ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 2, 2011

A RAY OF HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2011

CARLO ANCELOTTI IS TANNED, RESTED AND READY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 15, 2011

THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT AN EASY GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:07 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 10, 2011

A GAME WHERE GREAT WIN MEANS OVERCOMING THE INHERENT INJUSTICE OF THE OFFICIATING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2011

WHERE THE MEN ARE WOMEN AND THE WOMEN ARE MEN (via The Other Brother):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 19, 2011

IF A SCORER IS THRIVING HE SHOULD BVE IN FRONT OF THE GOAL, NOT OFF TO ITS SIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2011

ASKING ONE OF THE BEST STRIKERS IN THE EPL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:10 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 5, 2011

YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO ANY OF THEM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2011

4-2-3-1 IS MEANT TO COLLAPSE, NOT LIFT-OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 21, 2011

IF YOU DEVELOP YOUR OWN TALENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 14, 2011

THOUGH HE HAS THE CAUSE WRONG...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

May 6, 2011

WHAT'S THE SPANISH FOR LES HABITANTES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

May 1, 2011

IT'S A SIMPLE RISK/REWARD CALCULATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

April 27, 2011

THE CRYING GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:00 PM

April 21, 2011

REDS NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 PM

IF THEY HAD ANY HAND-EYE CO-ORDINATION THEY'D PLAY A REAL SPORT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:35 PM

April 8, 2011

THE FIX IS IN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

March 29, 2011

THEY NEED AN IDENTITY AND IT OUGHT TO BE SWASHBUCKLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:52 PM

March 28, 2011

MEANWHILE, EVEN FOR A GAME THAT MEANT NOTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:50 PM

March 12, 2011

USING THE LINK BETWEEN SOCCER AND NATIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

March 7, 2011

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

March 6, 2011

SEE UNDER "ABJECT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

FERNANDO WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:31 AM

ONE OF THE MORE UNFORTUNATE ASPECTS OF THE GAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:20 AM

February 6, 2011

EASY PEASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

February 5, 2011

IF YOU ATTACK, THEY CAPITULATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:03 PM

February 2, 2011

THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET OF MODERN SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM

January 31, 2011

WELCOME TO MONEYBALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:29 PM

January 23, 2011

THUS SPEAKS A TOTALITARIAN MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:47 AM

January 8, 2011

IF YOU THINK OF MONEYBALL AS SIMPLY DISCERNING THE VALUE THAT OTHERS ARE MISSING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

December 12, 2010

HE'S THE BEST AMERICAN PLAYER IN THE WORLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:04 PM

November 23, 2010

NOW THEY'RE EVEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

October 11, 2010

THE PYRAMID LOSES ITS POINT (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:00 PM

October 8, 2010

RIPE FOR THE TAKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

October 6, 2010

FINALIZING THE PARALLEL BETWEEN THE TWO CLUBS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

October 4, 2010

WE WON; THEY CAN'T BE A REAL TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 PM

September 16, 2010

WE AREN'T EXACTLY CHOCKABLOCK WITH PELE'S AND MOORE'S:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 AM

July 17, 2010

IT'S UP TO AMERICA TO SAVE THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

July 15, 2010

AND WHILE NO KID CAN UNDERSTAND A PULLING GUARD OR BABIP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:41 PM

July 14, 2010

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE 4 PLAYERS DEFENDING THE WINGS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

July 13, 2010

IS THAT A VUVUZELA IN YOUR POCKET....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:48 PM

July 12, 2010

A PLEASINGLY AMERICAN CRITIQUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

AT LEAST THE PISTONS WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 AM

July 11, 2010

THEY SURVIVED MORE THAN WON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

July 10, 2010

IT'S THE BIGGEST THING THE GAME HAS GOING FOR IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

July 6, 2010

AS WITH THE OTHER FOOTBALL, COACHES MATTER, PLAYERS DON'T:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

July 2, 2010

IT'S PRETTY MUCH OBLIGATORY TO ROOT FOR URUGUAY NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 PM

SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TOO EASY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:10 PM

June 29, 2010

THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 PM

IF IT WENT BY THE QUALITY OF THE REGIME YOU'D GET CHILE VS SPAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 PM

June 27, 2010

LOOKS LIKE A 70s NBA GAME SO FAR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:51 AM

THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR LOSING A GAME YOU SHOULD WIN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

NOT THAT HE ISN'T...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

June 26, 2010

EVEN COOL HAND LUKE GOT TIRED OF DIGGING HOLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM

THE REALITY IS QUITE OTHERWISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:13 AM

AS HE GOES FORWARD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

STOP SETTLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

EVERY ONE ELSE'S SECOND TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:13 AM

June 25, 2010

EL TRI UNTIL JULY 11:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

AMERICA'S OTHER PASTIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

June 24, 2010

ASSIMILATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

NOT MY NIGHT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 AM

June 23, 2010

WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIVELY BALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 PM

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

AND THIS UNICORN RIDE ENDED HAPPILY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:52 PM

TWO WEEKS TO ELIMINATE ONE TEAM FROM THE AMERICAN HEMISPHERE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

ULTIMATELY IT'S JUST TOO EASY A GAME FOR US NOT TO BE GREAT AT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

IT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE THAT THE AMERICAN STYLE WILL EXPRESS CONTEMPT FOR THE WAY THE GAME HAS BEEN PLAYED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

June 21, 2010

TIME FOR MICHAEL TO MOVE UP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 AM

June 20, 2010

PSSST...FABIO...IF HE'LL BANG A TEAMMATES GIRL GHE WON'T BE LOYAL TO YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 PM

HE'S SELFISH, DOESN'T DEFEND, DOESN'T PASS, DISAPPEARS IN BIG GAMES AND IS EASILY RATTLED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

MORE STORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

TRI UMPH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 AM

June 19, 2010

GOOD RIDDANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

FAIL, BRITANNIA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:38 AM

HOW DO YOU MAKE AN ARBITRARY SPORT MORE ARBITRARY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

June 18, 2010

HIGHER QUALITY FOR EVERYONE BUT DISTRIBUTED LESS EQUALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

THERE IS NO BRAZIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 PM

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO DO THIS STRATEGICALLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

YOU THINK SOCCER RULES ARE STUPID NOW? JUST WAIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:06 PM

THE TEAM MAY DESERVE BETTER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

THE WHOLE BIT WHERE GUYS KISS AFTER SCORING IS ESPECIALLY TROUBLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

AND SO IT BEGINS... (via The Other Brother)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

June 17, 2010

SINCERE FLATTERY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

THE PROBLEM BEING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 AM

June 16, 2010

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND EVEN THE METRICS THEY HAVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

WHY DOES THE LAMB FEAR THE WOLF?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

BORROWING FROM ITS BETTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

June 15, 2010

THE KEY TO OUR CUP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

THE CONDENSED VERSION (via Glenn Drfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

June 14, 2010

YOU ALMOST HAVE TO WONDER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

June 13, 2010

IN OTHER WORDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THERE ARE PLENTY OF NICHES IN A COUNTRY OF 500 MILLION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:38 PM

THE WAGES OF COWARDICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

IT'S ALREADY BASICALLY MATCHING THE NBA FINALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:58 AM

FORTUNATELY, ONLY SPAIN AND BRAZIL HAVE BETTER BACK-UPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

THERE AREN'T 5:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:00 AM

TRY TO IMAGINE PHIL JACKSON NOT GETTING THE BALL TO MICHAEL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

WAYNE WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, JOE GAETJENS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

June 12, 2010

HOW DO YOU SAY PWNAGE IN BRITISH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 PM

FABIO CAPELLO IS WIDELY CONSIDERED THEIR SAVIOR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:12 PM

LIVEBLOGGING YANKS V. LIMEYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

THE ODD THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

THE MIXED BLESSING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

IT'S MIGHTY REVEALING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

SO EASY ANYONE CAN DO IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

IF EVERYONE WERE HEALTHY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

June 11, 2010

STUART HOLDEN HAS A CAREER AS A STRAIGHT MAN IF HE WANTS IT*:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

June 10, 2010

IT'S COMPLICATED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:37 PM

FOUR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

DID BUCKY DENT SCORE THE GOAL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

IN FAIRNESS TO HIS CRITICS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

June 9, 2010

CONFRONTING FAILURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 PM

FILLING EMPTY TV HOURS EVEN TURNED UFC AND POKER INTO POPULAR SPORTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

June 8, 2010

THE PITIFUL GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

STRAIGHT MEN WATCH ESPN. ESPN SHOWS SOCCER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

June 6, 2010

THEY DODGED A COUPLE BULLETS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 PM

EVEN THE HUYS AT GITMO OUGHT NOT HAVE TO WATCH THEM ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

IF HE DOESN'T GET THE MAN U JOB...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:13 PM

THE AMERICANIZATION OF SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:53 AM

June 5, 2010

JOZY WHO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM

WHILE THERE ARE MANY CHOICES FOR THE WORST THING ABOUT THE SPORT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

June 4, 2010

THE THEORY OF HIRING A NON-ENGLISH COACH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:42 PM

June 3, 2010

START BOTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:23 PM

THEY'RE GOING TO SELL A BUNCH OF BOOZALALA'S THOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

June 1, 2010

ON THE OTHER HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

May 31, 2010

A VEHICLE FOR NATIONALISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

May 30, 2010

CUT AND THRUST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 PM

SO HOW GOOD DO THEY WANT TO BE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:06 AM

May 29, 2010

ONLY THE COACH WILL HAVE BEEN SURPRISED THAT BOTH SCORED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:11 PM

May 26, 2010

ATTACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:18 PM

May 14, 2010

A GAME THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:32 PM

May 8, 2010

GOOD WITHOUT TRYING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

April 29, 2010

IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

April 15, 2010

MADE FOR EACH OTHER LIKE A SPEED BALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

April 4, 2010

AND THEY DEFEND LIKE JASON GIAMBI:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 AM

January 9, 2010

WHEN IT ISN'T AN INSTRUMENT OF BANALITY IT'S ONE OF EVIL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

January 8, 2010

YOU'D EXPECT IT AFTER A GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:27 PM

January 5, 2010

ISN'T HE HALF OF STEELY DAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

December 23, 2009

THE NEXT AMERICAN REVOLUTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:06 AM

December 19, 2009

MEET IN THE MIDDLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 PM

December 18, 2009

PLENTY OF CLUBS NEED HELP AND THE AMERICANS CAN USE THE EXPERIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:34 PM

December 12, 2009

EWVEN WITH THEIR PRESUMABLY BIZARRE SEXUAL PROCLIVITIES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

December 5, 2009

WHY HAVE THE DRAW 6 MONTHS BEFORE THE TOURNEY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:40 AM

THE GAME IS 100% PSYCHOLOGICAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

November 24, 2009

DON'T FORGET ADDED TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

November 23, 2009

AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PAROCHIAL ONES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

November 21, 2009

IT COULD BE WORSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

THE DECLINE OF SOCCER PASSIONS IS THE HEALTH OF THE NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

November 20, 2009

WHADDA YA EXPECT, THEY'RE SOCCER PLAYERS AFTER ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 PM

WENT TO A SOCCER GAME AND A WAR BROKE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:44 PM

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIG THE GAMES COULDN'T YOU MAKE THEM MORE INTERESTING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 AM

November 15, 2009

MOVING TO THE SOCCER POWERHOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 AM

November 8, 2009

(via THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET AMERICANS TO WATCH... Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:38 AM

October 25, 2009

AT LEAST THAT GETS THEM READY FOR PATS V. BUCS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:47 AM

October 17, 2009

OUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

GROOMING JOZY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:26 AM

October 15, 2009

ONE FOR CHARLIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:11 AM

October 11, 2009

CAN A VICTORY BE STUNNING WHEN YOU'RE FAVORED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

October 10, 2009

SURPRISING JOHN KERRY DIDN'T TRY TO STOP THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

October 6, 2009

IS THERE SUCH A WORD AS "TRIDUNDANT"?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

September 28, 2009

YOU'RE GOING DOWN ANYWAY; PLAY THE KID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:57 PM

September 13, 2009

SERVICE FROM THE LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 10, 2009

SO, LET'S SEE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

September 9, 2009

WHY MOVE GUYS WHO ARE DOING WELL?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

September 8, 2009

TWO AGAINST ONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

September 6, 2009

WHAT GAME WAS BOB BRADLEY WATCHING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

September 5, 2009

WHO HE SHOULD AND WHO HE WILL ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT MATTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

September 2, 2009

AS THEY SAID OF MJ AT UNC...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:35 PM

August 25, 2009

MATCH OF THE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

August 22, 2009

THEY CAN SCORE, BUT CAN THEY DEFEND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:19 AM

August 21, 2009

IF BOB BRADLEY COULD FIGURE THIS OUT WE'D HAVE WON AT THE AZTECA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

August 15, 2009

SURE, IT'S THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE LEAGUE VS THE FAVORITE FOR RELEGATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:46 AM

TO READ THE LIST IS TO WANT BRADLEY FIRED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

WHAT? THE FANS DON'T GET PANIC ROOMS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

August 14, 2009

PLAXICO WOULDN'T HIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM

August 13, 2009

JUST GIVE THEM THE FOUR CENTRAL DEFENDERS AND THE BENCH WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE STARTERS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

THE BENEFITS OF HAVING A REAL COACH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

CONTEST: TRY EPLEPSY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:07 AM

August 12, 2009

YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN THE STARTING LINEUP TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 PM

NO WONDER AMERICANS HATE SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:40 PM

GNOSTIC SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 AM

CORTES, WE ARE HERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 AM

PRETTY HARD TO CONVINCE AMERICANS IT'S NOT INHERENTLY GAY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

August 11, 2009

HOW DO YOU GROW A SPORT WHEN YOU DON'T TELEVISE THE MOST SIGNIFICANT GAME EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

August 7, 2009

TURNING BUDDY RYAN LOOSE ON THESE CLOWNS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 PM

THE FIRST EVER MUST-WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:18 AM

August 6, 2009

JOZY NEWEST PUSSYCAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

August 3, 2009

ON THE ONE HAND...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 PM

THE LOUTS AREN'T IN THE STANDS ANYMORE, THEY'RE ON THE FIELD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:19 AM

August 2, 2009

STOKE NATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

July 28, 2009

GOTTA TRY SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN THE SPECTATORS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:10 PM

July 27, 2009

IF BEING LAZY IS GENERALLY A BAD WAY TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:51 PM

July 26, 2009

AS LONG AS HE ISN'T UNDERESTIMATING THEIR PSYCHOLOGICAL FRAILTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

July 24, 2009

SPORTS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINMENT TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

July 22, 2009

BETWEEN THE FIXES AND THE OFFICIATING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

July 15, 2009

FROM THE "ACCURACY IN HEADLINES DEPARTMENT":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

July 14, 2009

YOU CAN TELL HE'S AMERICAN BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO WIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

July 12, 2009

HAITI?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

July 11, 2009

WHETHER OR NOT HE HATES SOCCER, SOCCER HATES HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 PM

July 9, 2009

ADIEU, ADU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:47 AM

July 8, 2009

ROGERS HAS TO PLAY FOR THE "A" TEAM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:58 PM

July 7, 2009

CAN HE BRING DEMERIT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

THE GIRL WITH THE CURL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

July 5, 2009

A SQUANDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 AM

July 2, 2009

NEVER WASTE AN OPPORTUNITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:29 PM

MOMMY, HE KICKED ME!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

June 30, 2009

AH, THE BEAUTIFUL GAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

June 29, 2009

GOOD COACHES MAKE ADJUSTMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:19 PM

June 28, 2009

BEAUTY BEAT THE BEASTLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:46 PM

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:02 PM

THEIR SHIRTS SAY USA, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

June 25, 2009

LEARN FROM HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:16 PM

AMERICA'S TEAM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:45 AM

June 24, 2009

WHO WERE THOSE GUYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

June 23, 2009

A MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

June 21, 2009

DESPITE ANOTHER LOUSY FORMATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:20 AM

June 18, 2009

NOT EASY TO GIVE UP A GOAL ON YOUR OWN CORNER KICK, BUT THIS ALIGNMENT COULD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

WHAT'S BRAZIL EVER DONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

June 17, 2009

HIRE TONY PULIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:57 AM

June 15, 2009

NOT GOING TO DISNEYWORLD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 AM

June 14, 2009

ATTACK WITH FEILHABER, THEN DEFEND WITH CLARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

June 13, 2009

ONE DUTCH MODEL WE COULD DO WITHOUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

June 12, 2009

WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE SAYING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:34 AM

June 11, 2009

SPAIN IS SO GOOD IT'D BE AN HONOR TO LOSE 4-0 TO THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:26 PM

GIVE ALEX FERGUSON THIS MUCH CREDIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 AM

June 8, 2009

GET THE FORMATION RIGHT AND THE REST FOLLOWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

June 7, 2009

A FEIL-GOOD GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

June 6, 2009

THANKFULLY, NO BEASLEY OR TORRES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:29 PM

IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:30 PM

MO' BETTER BLUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:57 AM

June 4, 2009

AYCHI-FLIPPIN'-HUAHUA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:55 AM

June 3, 2009

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:21 PM

June 2, 2009

THE RACISM IS THE POINT OF THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:44 PM

IF YOU CAN STAND BAD COACHING AND TERRIBLE OFFICIATING HERE ARE SOME GUYS TO WATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

May 31, 2009

NEVER SEND BOYS TO DO A MAN'S JOB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:02 PM

May 30, 2009

THE PROBLEM ISN'T HIS VERSATILITY, BUT RONALDO'S ONE-DIMENSIONALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 PM

May 27, 2009

LIKE RONALDO, BUT WITH PASSES AND SHOT-MAKING AND WITHOUT DIVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:52 AM

WENT TO A KNIFE FIGHT AND A SOCCER GAME BROKE OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

May 18, 2009

HIS PEERS GET IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:15 PM

May 16, 2009

THANK PELE, THAT'S OVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

May 14, 2009

GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO BREAK THE TEDIUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:12 PM

May 7, 2009

BUT AT LEAST JERRY GIVES YOU...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 AM

April 20, 2009

THE 90-MINUTE HATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

April 19, 2009

NOT THAT THEY HAVE ANY OFFENSE TO BEGIN WITH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

April 11, 2009

THE FANS ARE ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 PM

April 8, 2009

ENABLERS WITH WHISTLES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM

April 5, 2009

WHERE BEING MALE IS A CRIME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

NOT THE SORT OF HELP HE WAS LOOKING FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

April 3, 2009

THEY FORGOT AN "S":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:04 PM

April 2, 2009

DAVID WILL ALWAYS PUMMEL THE PHILISTINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:15 PM

WHERE WORKING HARDER AND BEING BETTER THAN YOUR PEERS DOESN'T EARN YOU ANYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

March 29, 2009

WHY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 PM

BOY, PRINCETON'LL GIVE ANYONE A DEGREE THESE DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

March 23, 2009

LIKE AN ESPECIALLY BITCHY SLUMBER PARTY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:09 PM

March 22, 2009

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF CHRISTINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:18 AM

March 21, 2009

THE COMPETITION IS FIERCEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

March 18, 2009

GIVEN THE HOMOSEXUAL SUBTEXT OF THE GAME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:21 AM

March 16, 2009

THE EFFICACY OF RANTING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

March 15, 2009

SOCCER IN A NUTSHELL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

March 14, 2009

WATCH MAN U/LIVERPOOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:04 PM

MAN U IS TO LIVERPOOL AS SERIE A IS TO THE EPL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 AM

WHICH IS WHY CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A CANCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

March 12, 2009

IT EVEN BORES ITS OWN FANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:17 AM

March 10, 2009

ONE OF SOCCER'S FEW REDEEMING FEATURES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 PM

March 5, 2009

FORGET IT, HE'S ROLLING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:49 AM

AND THEY WONDER WHY AMERICANS WON'T WATCH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:16 AM

February 27, 2009

AT LEAST THEY'RE HONEST ABOUT HOW WOEFUL THE SPORT IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

February 26, 2009

IF HE THINKS THE POINT IS TO SCORE AND WIN HE HASN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:50 PM

HOW LONG UNTIL RONALDO'S WEARING ONE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

February 9, 2009

THE WITCHES' GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

February 8, 2009

WOW, HIS MOMMY BETTER HAVE BROUGHT A WHOLE PURSEFUL OF LIFESAVERS TO THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

December 24, 2008

GIVE EACH PLAYER ONE AND AMERICANS MIGHT WATCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

December 18, 2008

ONLY A SOCCER PLAYER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:48 PM

December 15, 2008

WHAT STRIKES THE AMERICAN VIEWER MOST FORCEFULLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:07 PM

December 6, 2008

GOLDEN BALLS-UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 PM

November 29, 2008

THE TOUGHEST GUY IN THE LEAGUE ALMOST HAD TO BE THE AMERICAN, HUH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:21 PM

November 27, 2008

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT SOCCER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:56 AM

November 20, 2008

BEAUTIFUL?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:22 AM

November 7, 2008

BAD ENOUGH RORY DELAP IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A Y CHROMOSOME (via Daily Mail):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:22 PM

November 4, 2008

A DAVID AMONG PHILISTINES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:37 AM

November 1, 2008

OF COURSE SOCCER PLAYERS ARE AFRAID...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:43 PM

October 25, 2008

A VERY NEARLY PERFECT STORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:30 PM

October 13, 2008

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 PM

October 2, 2008

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

September 25, 2008

USUALLY ONLY THE FOLKS IN THE STANDS ARE BEING TORTURED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:47 PM

September 22, 2008

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM GUYS WHO CAN'T THROW OVERHAND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

September 18, 2008

THOSE ODDS ARE HARDLY FAIR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

September 17, 2008

BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND A BIG CUP OF BILE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:27 AM

September 15, 2008

ANY TIME A GOAL IS SCORED IN A SOCCER GAME... (via Brandon Heathcotte):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 PM

September 7, 2008

EUROS ARE SO SPASTIC THEY CAN'T CATCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

August 31, 2008

HOW HARD COULD IT BE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 AM

July 16, 2008

THE GAMES ARE ALREADY FUNEREAL ENOUGH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

July 1, 2008

STUPID FISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

June 27, 2008

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO COME TO AMERICA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:14 PM

SHOUTING THEMSELVES HORST (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:27 PM

June 22, 2008

OF COURSE THE GAME BITES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:53 AM

June 18, 2008

SO I WENT TO A KRITALLNACHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:05 PM

June 16, 2008

SOCCER'S NATURAL FAN BASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 AM

June 12, 2008

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOOKERS AND BEER ON EARTH TO MAKE FOLKS ATTEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:47 PM

June 3, 2008

A BIT WORDY, BUT AT LEAST THEY FINALLY SOLD THE NAMING RIGHTS TO THE WORLD CUP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

May 16, 2008

HOW CAN YOU DIS THAT WITHOUT GRACE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:03 PM

May 2, 2008

WELL, YOU CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND THEM WANTING THE PLAYERS TO BE THRASHED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:31 AM

April 29, 2008

I STAND CORRECTED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

April 23, 2008

WHO'D HAVE DREAMT YOU COULD MAKE IT LESS HUMAN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:28 AM

April 8, 2008

MORE AND MORE LIKE PRO WRESTLING...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 AM

March 24, 2008

WHAT COULD THE LAMB HAVE DONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 PM

March 13, 2008

IMPORTING THE INFERIOR CULTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM

February 13, 2008

YUP, JUST LIKE A SOCCER PLAYER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

December 14, 2007

IF HE PLAYED A SPORT OR SOMETHING I'D BE CONCERNED:

Posted by Matt Murphy at 8:00 AM

December 3, 2007

Q--HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT A SOCCER GAME WAS FIXED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:02 PM

November 28, 2007

EXCEPT THAT ISN'T MALE ENERGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

November 19, 2007

SO EASY AN ELEPHANT CAN PLAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:24 PM

October 10, 2007

LIKE SEEKS LIKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

September 24, 2007

WE THOUGHT ONLY AMERICANS CALLED IT THAT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

September 21, 2007

A SOCCER GAME IS THE WRONG PLACE TO BE CHECKING FOR DUNSTONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

August 18, 2007

FITTING. THEY OUGHT TO NAME THE WORLD CUP FOR STALIN (via Lou Gots)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

August 15, 2007

GEEZ, EVEN THE LEFTIES AT THE GLOBE HATE THE GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

July 13, 2007

AT LEAST KLANSMEN COVER THEIR KNOBBY KNEES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:45 AM

June 27, 2007

ROLF BENIRSCHKE MAKES A COMEBACK (via pchuck):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

June 22, 2007

NOT REALLY FAIR (VIA Ed Driscoll):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 PM

June 20, 2007

OR, MORE ACCURATELY, ARRESTS LEAD TO SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:54 AM

June 12, 2007

MICHAEL VICK OUGHT TO JUST CLAIM THE DOGS WERE PLAYING SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:32 AM

June 5, 2007

IMAGINE IF THESE HOODLUMS DIDN'T THROW LIKE GIRLS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:16 PM

June 4, 2007

WOULDN'T "NA, NA, HEY, HEY, GOODBYE" SUFFICE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

June 3, 2007

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:45 PM

April 26, 2007

A SOCCER FAN AND HIS MANHOOD ARE SOON PARTED (via Brian Boys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:21 PM

April 10, 2007

MARRED? THEY'RE THE POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

April 5, 2007

BATONS? ARE THEY THE PEP SQUAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:09 PM

April 4, 2007

IT'S TIME TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 PM

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE DESPICABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

March 22, 2007

WHERE'S THE UIC WHEN YOU NEED THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 1, 2007

THEN THE BEAR SAID, "THIS ISN'T REALLY ABOUT THE HUNTING, IS IT?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 24, 2007

JUST A PATHOLOGY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

February 21, 2007

CAN'T BLAME EVEN THE FRENCH FOR ATTACKING SOCCER FANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

February 20, 2007

NO SURER SIGN OF TOTALITARIANISM (via JimBobElrod):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

LUCKY IT WAS BROKEN UP BEFORE THE HAIR-PULLING STARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM

December 21, 2006

HATE, WITHOUT HANDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:53 AM

November 30, 2006

WHAT WOULD THE TONE BE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

November 29, 2006

I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN BARCELONA ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

October 18, 2006

WHICH WOULD MAKE IT THE RARE SPORTS WHERE PLAYERS DRESS LIKE THE FANS, INSTEAD OF VICE VERSA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

September 26, 2006

HE COULD MISS AS MANY AS THREE GAMES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

September 21, 2006

BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL

Posted by Peter Burnet at 5:29 PM

August 27, 2006

THE UNHOLY GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:04 AM

July 14, 2006

THE ONE GOOD SOCCER BOOK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:43 PM

July 7, 2006

NO JURY NULLIFCATION?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:47 AM

June 29, 2006

ISN'T IT A BIGGER DEAL THAT THEY FIXED THEIR CUP MATCHES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:13 AM

June 25, 2006

WHAT ABOUT IT DOESN'T LEAD TO VIOLENCE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

June 24, 2006

BAD GAME, GOOD BEER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:00 PM

June 21, 2006

WHICH IS WHY YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ALEX dE LARGE TO WATCH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:49 PM

PUTTING THE SOCK IN SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM

June 17, 2006

PORNO FOR TYROS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

June 15, 2006

IS IT OVER YET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:27 AM

June 14, 2006

IS IT EVEN CRIMINAL? (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:04 AM

June 13, 2006

WELL, THERE'S A PIZZA HUT OUTSIDE YANKEE STADIUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

June 11, 2006

WHEN EVEN THE EUROS STOP PRETENDING TO ENJOY IT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:56 PM

June 10, 2006

WENT TO SEE MANDINGO AND A SOCCER TOURNAMENT BROKE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:48 PM

June 9, 2006

NO WONDER THEY CALL IT SOKKKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

June 8, 2006

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:17 PM

June 3, 2006

RELIEVING THE TEDIUM OF THE TOURNAMENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:59 PM

IT ALWAYS INVOLVES SOCCER (via Tom Corcoran):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM

May 25, 2006

EVER HAVE TROUBLE SHAKING THE FEELING....

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

May 23, 2006

WENT TO THE WORLD CUP AND A PUTSCH BROKE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:37 AM

May 22, 2006

WATCH THE WING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:35 AM

May 8, 2006

JUST LIKE US (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:19 PM

May 3, 2006

GENERAL SHINKICKER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 PM

April 19, 2006

I WENT TO A KRISTALLNACHT AND A WORLD CUP BROKE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 AM

April 17, 2006

HARD WORK AND STUDY IS SO UNSOCCER (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:15 PM

April 11, 2006

THE PROBLEM IS TOO FEW ARE TURNED TO CRATERS, NOT TOO MANY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:24 PM

April 9, 2006

APT SYMBOLISM (via Chris Markle):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 PM

April 4, 2006

SADISM'S ONE THING, BUT MASOCHISM? (via Pepys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 AM

April 3, 2006

I WENT TO A PUTSCH THE OTHER NIGHT AND A SOCCER GAME BROKE OUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:16 PM

March 14, 2006

EVEN AFTER 90 MINUTES OF ONANISM? (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:03 PM

February 27, 2006

A DEVASTATING JUXTAPOSITION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

February 17, 2006

BATTLE OF THE GEEKS (via Raoul Ortega):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:31 PM

February 12, 2006

SOCCER, THE PERFECT EXPRESSION OF EGALITIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 PM

February 6, 2006

NEXT WEEK, THE PERFECT CURTSY (via Tom Morin):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:00 AM

January 12, 2006

GRINNING GHOULS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:01 AM

January 11, 2006

THE PROBLEM ISN'T NAZISM, BUT SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:32 AM

December 31, 2005

WHY DO THEY WEAR SPIKES IF NOT TO CARVE A GUY LIKE HIM UP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM

December 12, 2005

SOCCER IS AS SOCCER DOES (via Matthew Cohen):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:13 PM

December 9, 2005

LET'S NOT BLAME THE VICTIMS (via John Resnick):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

November 14, 2005

WELL, WE KNOW HEADING THE BALL CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:30 AM

November 9, 2005

ANOTHER PEOPLE REJECTS SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 PM

November 4, 2005

THEY MEAN WELL ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:12 AM

August 25, 2005

KICKBALL IN WOBEGON (via Brian McKim):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:46 PM

August 20, 2005

SOCCER, NOT CRICKET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

August 16, 2005

WAS IT VINCE LOMBARDI WHO TOLD HIS PLAYERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:14 PM

July 15, 2005

HONOR

Posted by Stephen Judd at 12:20 PM

July 14, 2005

HEALTHY SOCIETIES DON'T HAVE SOCCER FANS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:43 PM

June 9, 2005

HUTS? (via bboys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:16 PM

June 2, 2005

WHY WOULD WE WANT THEM TO PLAY IT? (via David Hill, The Bronx):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:06 PM

May 27, 2005

SORRY, MOM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:56 AM

May 26, 2005

WE REST OUR CASE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:40 PM

May 17, 2005

WHICH MAKES IT UNANIMOUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 PM

May 11, 2005

MISERY INDEX (via Darren Roulstone):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:55 PM

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 PM

April 24, 2005

YOU ARE HOW YOU THROW (via brian boys):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:14 PM

April 15, 2005

WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL IS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 PM

April 14, 2005

WANT A TV CONTRACT? CUT STRAIGHT TO THE RIOT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:00 AM

March 28, 2005

ONCE THE HATE'S OUT OF THE BAG... (via Robert Schwartz):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:43 AM

March 6, 2005

ONE WAY TO STOP THEM (via AOG):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

February 8, 2005

THE RETURN OF THE 1930'S IN EUROPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:45 AM

February 3, 2005

BORING AND BENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

January 29, 2005

IT'D COST MORE THAN THAT TO FIX WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

January 28, 2005

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE 4 GOALS WERE SCORED? (via Travelling Shoes):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

January 13, 2005

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY WITH ENGLISH SOCCER FANS?:

Posted by Paul Jaminet at 12:49 PM

January 12, 2005

TOTALITARIAN GAME, TOTALITARIAN GESTURES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

November 8, 2004

THE SOURCE OF OUR GREATNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:23 PM

August 12, 2004

ANY IBERIANS WILL DO ON A PITCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

August 11, 2004

THE PROSECUTION RESTS (AGAIN):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:36 AM

August 5, 2004

EVEN GOD HATES SOCCER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:10 PM

June 21, 2002

THE HUMAN (CONSERVATIVE) COMEDY :

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM