LUCKY IT WAS BROKEN UP BEFORE THE HAIR-PULLING STARTED:

Bad singing leads to attack with golf club on teammate (AP, 2/19/07)

Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy added a new twist to the problem of soccer violence last week when he attacked a teammate.

Yes, a teammate.

The Wales forward allegedly hit John Arne Riise in the legs with a golf club while Liverpool was in Portugal at a training camp preparing for a Champions League match against defending champion FC Barcelona. [...]

If teammates whacking each other with golf clubs after a night out isn't absurd enough, consider the reason for the fight - they were arguing about a karaoke competition.

Karaoke!

It's not easy deciding which Village People anthem to make your own.

Posted by Orrin Judd at February 20, 2007 8:02 AM