A SOCCER GAME IS THE WRONG PLACE TO BE CHECKING FOR DUNSTONS:

Referee Forced to Check Gender of Female Soccer Player (Short News, 9/21/07)

The referee in a Ghana v. South Africa women's Olympic soccer qualifier has been forced to carry out an inspection in the South African dressing room after allegations were made by the Ghanan camp that one of the strikers was male.

If any of the players had one they'd play a sport where you throw overhand, not soccer.

Posted by Orrin Judd at September 21, 2007 11:16 AM