NOT MY UNICORN RIDER Archives

September 20, 2014

WORSE THAN W!:

Posted by orrinj at 2:28 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 18, 2014

ONE MIGHT NOTE THAT KATRINA WAS AN ACT OF GOD, OBAMACARE OF A MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 29, 2014

THE CLOTTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by orrinj at 7:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 9, 2014

MAN, THEY'RE BAD AT POLITICS:

Posted by orrinj at 6:32 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2013

IT'S AS IF HE'S JUST ANOTHER HACK...:

Posted by orrinj at 6:40 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2013

EVERY UNICORN RIDER FOR HIMSELF:

Posted by orrinj at 9:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 16, 2013

BORDER CROSSING:

Posted by orrinj at 3:35 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 14, 2013

ONE OF US:

Posted by orrinj at 7:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 29, 2013

THEY HAVE THE SOULS OF BLACK FOLKS, HE DOESN'T:

Posted by orrinj at 8:06 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 21, 2013

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 5:16 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 19, 2013

A WHITER SHADE OF W:

Posted by orrinj at 9:12 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 17, 2013

TO EACH HIS OWN SCANDAL:

Posted by orrinj at 4:58 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

April 21, 2013

THE DANGER OF LEADING THE FEMALE PARTY:

Posted by orrinj at 8:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 19, 2012

HE'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE GOVERNING THING:

Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 12, 2012

OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:

Posted by orrinj at 6:29 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 30, 2012

THE PLIGHT OF THE QUOTA HIRE:

Posted by orrinj at 3:30 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 27, 2012

THE DANGER OF ARGUING THAT YOU ARE THE CHANGE...:

Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 14, 2012

OBAMA ANTIGONISHTES:

Posted by orrinj at 9:44 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 11, 2012

BLAMING THE ARABS:

Posted by orrinj at 9:01 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 10, 2012

IMAGINE THE JUSTIFIED OUTRAGE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:59 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 9, 2012

LITTLE MAN, BIG JOB:

Posted by orrinj at 7:39 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 8, 2012

THERE IS NO NEXT LINE ON THE RESUME:

Posted by orrinj at 6:27 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 7, 2012

IT WAS ONLY EVER ABOUT PADDING HIS RESUME:

Posted by orrinj at 7:05 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 6, 2012

BILL CLINTON AT LEAST HAD A DEVOTED MOTHER...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:03 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 3, 2012

BUSHSTALGIA:

Posted by orrinj at 4:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 26, 2012

LIKE GHWB, BUT FRIENDLESS:

Posted by orrinj at 8:43 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 9, 2012

THE BEST PART WOULD BE...:

Posted by orrinj at 8:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2012

MISAPPREHENDING THE MAN:

Posted by orrinj at 9:11 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 7, 2012

HIS NEXT GOOD SPEECH WILL BE HIS FIRST:

Posted by orrinj at 9:17 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 6, 2012

NOTHING TO OFFER BUT HATE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2012

THEY SHOOT UNICORNS, DON'T THEY:

Posted by orrinj at 6:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:29 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 23, 2012

WILL THE LAST ONE OFF THE UNICORN RIDE PLEASE SHUT OFF THE TELEPROMPTER:

Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 16, 2012

HE'S ONLY BLACK ON JOB APPLICATIONS:

Posted by orrinj at 5:48 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 8, 2012

HE'S NOT A GUY YOU COULD EVER SAY UNDERSTOOD POLITICS...:

Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 17, 2012

DON'T BLAME HIM, HE JUST READS THE TELEPROMPTER (via Matt Murphy):

Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 14, 2012

ISN'T HE CALLING THE UR A FEMALE?

Posted by orrinj at 5:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 11, 2012

I'LL HAVE MY FECKLESSNESS WITH A SIDE OF SELF-PITY:

Posted by orrinj at 7:08 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 8, 2012

"BLUNDERINGLY HONEST" IS YOUR PHRASE OF THE WEEK:

Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 7, 2012

STAY CLASSY, UR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:52 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 4, 2012

MAYBE WE MISUNDERSTOOD THE SPEECH...:

Posted by orrinj at 5:55 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 3, 2012

AMATEUR HOUR:

Posted by orrinj at 12:41 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE WAGES OF SOFT BIGOTRY:

Posted by orrinj at 12:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 1, 2012

MAN, HE REALLY DOES HATE THE UR:

Posted by orrinj at 5:38 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 29, 2012

SHOULD A GUY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR BE DOING IMPROV?:

Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 24, 2012

AND THEY WONDER WHY ARABS HATE US?:

Posted by orrinj at 12:45 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

March 20, 2012

ONLY THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARE SHOCKED:

Posted by orrinj at 5:53 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 27, 2012

KEYSTONE UR:

Posted by orrinj at 4:50 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 10, 2012

HE IS WHOEVER WE WANT HIM TO BE:

Posted by orrinj at 4:57 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

February 4, 2012

IS THERE A LIBERAL CASE FOR HIM?:

Posted by orrinj at 1:14 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 25, 2012

WHICH IS UNFAIR TO BILL CLINTON...:

Posted by orrinj at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THERE'S A REASON HE SOUNDS LIKE REAGAN:

Posted by orrinj at 6:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

January 23, 2012

SO IS MR. LIZZA ONE OF THE OPPONENTS?:

Posted by orrinj at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

NOT NAIVE SO MUCH AS UNQUALIFIED:

Posted by orrinj at 6:33 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

December 17, 2011

THE WoT BEING THE ONE THING HE'S EXCELLED AT:

Posted by orrinj at 3:22 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

November 17, 2011

THE VALUE OF NOT BELIEVING ANYTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 31, 2011

THE KEPT MAN OF THE 1%:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 17, 2011

HE IS WITH HE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

October 16, 2011

IF HE ENJOYED GIVING SPEECHES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 22, 2011

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT AND WHERE HAVE THOSE FOUR MINUTES OF MY LIFE GONE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 19, 2011

TRY TO THINK OF ONE THING HE SAID THAT NIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

THE RIGHT STUFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 8, 2011

CIRCLE THE FIRING SQUAD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 5, 2011

THEN AGAIN, THEY WERE ONLY KIDDING THEMSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

September 1, 2011

TRULY NOTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

WHAT IS A GUY WHO BELIEVES IN NOTHING SUPPOSED TO FIGHT FOR?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 21, 2011

WE DO THE THINKING, NOT THE SCUT WORK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 20, 2011

NOT TOO SOON TO SPEAK, JUST AWFULLY DARN LATE TO NOTICE (via Rick Perlstein):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

WELCOME TO HYMIETOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 11, 2011

MR. TOMASKY MISSES AN IMPORTANT POINT HERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

THAT WOULD BE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 9, 2011

CAN YOU TIP IF YOU NEVER GET OFF THE GROUND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

A RIDER, NOT THE DECIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 8, 2011

REMEMBER HOW THE RIGHT SWORE THE MEDIA WOULD NEVER TURN ON HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 7, 2011

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:05 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 6, 2011

ONCE THE BLOT STARTS TO TAKE SHAPE, YOU'RE TOAST (via Kevin Whited):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

August 5, 2011

THEY CARED ABOUT IDEAS, HE CARES ONLY FOR HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 31, 2011

WHICH IS WHY REAGAN AND CLINTON WERE GOOD PRESIDENTS AND GHWB AND TRUMAN WERE LOUSY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 28, 2011

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 27, 2011

ODD THAT IT TOOK THE SMARTEST GUY ALIVE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

July 6, 2011

FORTUNATELY, NO ONE SENSIBLE TAKES THE UR'S WORD SERIOUSLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 26, 2011

IF ONLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:02 AM | Comments (Old System 0)

June 16, 2011

THINGS ARE ALWAYS SIMPLER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE, PEOPLE TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM | Comments (Old System 0)

May 2, 2011

FOR POLITICAL REASONS WE SHOULD CERTAINLY PRETEND HE'S LIBERAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

March 31, 2011

HONESTLY, HE'S NOT AMUSING US INTENTIONALLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 PM

March 27, 2011

WHY DID W'S FASCISM WAIT UNTIL THE OBAMA/BIDEN REGIME TO DESCEND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:43 PM

March 20, 2011

ONCE A LEGISLATOR, NOW THE EXECUITIVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:24 PM

March 14, 2011

NOT MY UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

February 6, 2011

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:12 AM

January 23, 2011

MAN, THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ON THE UNICORN RIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:10 AM

January 7, 2011

WHY WOULD LATINOS, ASIANS AND JEWS VOTE FOR A BLACK PARTY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:23 PM

January 3, 2011

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

December 20, 2010

THANKS, WIKILEAKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

December 18, 2010

THERE'S NO SHORTER PATH TO THE POLITICAL WILDERNESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:54 AM

November 23, 2010

OVER THE CLIFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

November 20, 2010

"O" AS IN "OTHER":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:21 AM

November 17, 2010

PAGING MR. FEINGOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM

WHICH IS UNFAIR TO MOLLY RINGWOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

November 12, 2010

EVEN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 PM

November 9, 2010

AS IF HE HASN'T DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO HIMSELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

HE WAS NOT CALM...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 AM

November 8, 2010

PEGGY SUE GOT WEARIED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

November 5, 2010

THIS ONE'S WRONG PRETTY MUCH FROM START TO FINISH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

November 4, 2010

THE DYNAMIC IS LESS TRAGIC BUT MORE PERMANENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:39 PM

UH-OH, WE'RE ALL ON TO HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:38 AM

November 2, 2010

THEY CAN'T FIRE THE PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:21 PM

November 1, 2010

YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOING THE HARD SOCIAL CLIMBING TO JOIN THE ELITE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

FROM ALOFT TO THE BILGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

YOU KNOW, POPPY COULD RUN AGAIN....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 AM

October 27, 2010

FRIDAY THE RABBI QUACKED LIKE A DUCK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

October 23, 2010

EVEN THE RIGHT OUGHT TO HAVE NOTICED BY NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

October 19, 2010

CAREFUL WHAT YOU HOPE FOR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

October 17, 2010

SO THIS GUY DRIVES HIS UNICORN INTO A DITCH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:16 AM

October 14, 2010

THE PROBLEM WITH MR. CORN'S ARGUMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:56 PM

THE IDEOLOGUE'S DILEMMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

IF HE WERE COSMOPOLITAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:22 AM

October 13, 2010

WHEN HE PUTS THE SHIV IN ALL THE DEMOCRATS OUT DEFENDING THEIR VOTE FOR THAT STIMULUS PACKAGE....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM

October 12, 2010

FIRE UP THE HOOKA, THE HOPIUM IS WEARING OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

October 11, 2010

MAN WITH NO CLOTHES RUNS PAST CLOTHES WITH NO MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

October 7, 2010

WHICH GIVES THE UR ENTIRELY TOO MUCH CREDIT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

THE UNTEACHABLE GENIUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:03 AM

WHERE THERE'S NO SMOKE THERE'S NO "HOPE":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

October 4, 2010

IT'S LONELY ATOP THE UNICORN THESE DAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:02 PM

October 2, 2010

LEAVE US ACCEPT THE NOTION THAT HIS COMMUNITY ORGANIZING WAS A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 PM

IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT THAT COLBERT IS JUST STEWART'S ID... (via Jay Ostrander):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

September 28, 2010

SOME MYTHS WE JUST CAN'T LET GO OF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:44 AM

September 25, 2010

OUR FRIEND RICK SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 PM

September 24, 2010

HOPE-LESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:51 PM

September 17, 2010

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

September 15, 2010

WHILE ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MR. ROVE'S MYSTIFICATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 PM

September 13, 2010

CHOOSING ECONOMICS OVER OBAMANOMICS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:27 AM

September 12, 2010

REMEMBER HOW SHE USED TO USE HER BROTHERS TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR W?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM

WHO'D HAVE DREAMT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

September 7, 2010

MEANWHILE, THE REALITY IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 AM

September 3, 2010

SIZZLIN' TOFU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:08 PM

September 2, 2010

IN POLITICS IT'S NEVER A GOOD ISEA TO MAKE YOURSELF THE OTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

August 24, 2010

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 AM

August 23, 2010

IF HE STOOD FOR ANYTHING HE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ELECTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

August 22, 2010

ATTICUS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 AM

August 20, 2010

APPEARANCES ARE NEVER DECEIVING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

August 18, 2010

REALLY? (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:02 AM

August 13, 2010

THAT WHICH MADE HIM ELECTABLE MAKES HIM A BAD PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

August 11, 2010

THE DOOR IS WIDE OPEN FOR A REAGAN/BUSH-TYPE OPEN BORDER CANDIDATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

August 4, 2010

ARE YOU MY DADDY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

July 30, 2010

FRIENDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:06 AM

July 29, 2010

IT'S NOT JUST THE DAMAGE THEY DO THE COUNTRY, BUT THE DAMAGE THEY DO THEMSELVES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

July 28, 2010

ODDLY ENOUGH, THE ONE WAY AMERICA CAN PROVE IT'S POST-RACIAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:29 AM

July 26, 2010

THE DIRTY SECRET THAT THE LEFT KEEPS FROM ITSELF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

July 22, 2010

LINE OF THE DAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:16 PM

WHICH REMINDS ONE OF THE OLD JOKE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

July 21, 2010

KICKING A DEAD UNICORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 PM

MAN, THE UR COULDN'T WAIT TO PULL THE PLUG ON HER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

July 16, 2010

IN THE ABSENCE OF LEGISLATION YOU GET RULEMAKING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

July 13, 2010

MR. BUFFETT, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

HE NEVER PASSED ANY LEGISLATION, BUT HE DID KILL SOME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM

July 12, 2010

ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCIALIST?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:52 AM

July 9, 2010

WHY WON'T THE DANG PIG EVER STAY IN THE POKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:58 AM

ARE THEY THE LAST ONES TO FIGURE OUT HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:11 AM

July 4, 2010

GARY TRUDEAU HASN'T BEEN FUNNY SINCE NIXON WAS IN OFFICE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 PM

June 28, 2010

DEMOCRATS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY UNTIL THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:14 AM

June 25, 2010

WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:53 PM

June 19, 2010

AND TURN THE UNICORN INTO GLUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

June 17, 2010

IF EVEN MR. ROBINSON WANTS OFF THE UNICORN RIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

June 16, 2010

NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:52 PM

THE REAL SURPRISE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

I'LL GO ALL IN AND FOLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

June 13, 2010

GETTING LONELY ON THE UNICORN RIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:20 PM

June 9, 2010

THERE IS NO THERE THERE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 PM

June 6, 2010

IT TURNS OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 AM

June 4, 2010

AND THEN THEY GREW UP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:40 AM

June 3, 2010

ANYONE WHO WINS THE PRESIDENCY HAD TO DO SOME THINGS RIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM

May 31, 2010

YOUR REFLEX IS MY RATIOCINATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

May 30, 2010

LOOK SMALL? HE'S NEGLIGIBLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

May 19, 2010

FOR HIM TO ZAG BACK TO THE LEFT NOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:40 PM

May 17, 2010

AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY REPUBLICAN LEGISLATION BECAUSE IT'S A GIVEAWAY TO INSURANCE COMPANIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM

May 5, 2010

IF HE WALKS LIKE A MINUTEMAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:17 AM

May 2, 2010

HAVING HELPED KILL W'S REFORM AND STOPPING HIS OWN PARTY'S...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 AM

April 27, 2010

MLK WEPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:54 AM

April 23, 2010

OOPS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:21 PM

April 18, 2010

CONNIVING WITH PHAROAH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:55 PM

April 16, 2010

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:16 AM

UNLIKE MOST CHICAGO POLS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:46 AM

April 6, 2010

LOSING MORTIMER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 AM

April 5, 2010

WHICH IS TO DO VIOLENCE TO THE MEANING OF ASCETICISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 PM

April 3, 2010

THE EXTRAVAGANT UNREALITY OF THE REALITY-BASED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

April 1, 2010

PUT DOWN THE HOPIUM PIPE (via Ed Driscoll & Buttercup):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:49 PM

March 23, 2010

THE FIGHT WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

March 17, 2010

THAT DANG LIBERAL PRESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:22 PM

THE GAP BETWEEN WHAT HE PROMISED AND WHAT THEY HEARD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

March 11, 2010

HIS APPEAL IS MORE SELECTIVE... (via Bryan Francoeur):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE COMPARES HIM TO JFK ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

WHICH IS WHY YOU NEEDED TO DO AMNESTY FIRST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

BASELESS ACCUSATION:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

March 9, 2010

PROBABLY THE 14% WHO ALSO BELIEVE IN DARWINISM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:28 PM

March 7, 2010

IT'D BE A RELIEF TO HAVE A POLITICAL ANALYST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 PM

EXCEPT THAT DO IS DIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:06 PM

March 6, 2010

MORE BILL AND W, LESS UR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:15 AM

March 5, 2010

REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE FUN OF?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

March 4, 2010

THE TRUE BELIEVERS OF BOTH PARTIES EXIST TO BE EXPLOITED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

March 3, 2010

THE LINE FORMS BEHIND MICHELLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 AM

March 2, 2010

SEEPAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 PM

March 1, 2010

THE MOONBATS CAN HIT LEFTIES TOO:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

February 28, 2010

NO PODIUM, NO TELEPROMPTER, NO PRESIDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:31 AM

NOT OBAMA'S AMERICA, JUST OBAMA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 AM

February 22, 2010

THE UPSIDE OF AN EMPTY SUIT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:00 AM

February 17, 2010

JUST ANOTHER SPECIAL INTEREST THAT GOT BUPKUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:24 AM

February 15, 2010

FED WITH WORMWOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 PM

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER EITHER, HUH?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:18 PM

YOU CAN'T BE BOTH rEALIST AND CONCERNED ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:01 PM

February 12, 2010

ANOTHER ONE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:38 PM

HE RAN ON EXPANDING THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, NOT NARROWING IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

February 11, 2010

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE AT THIS LATE DATE FOR THE OTHER NOBELIST TO BE SO CLUELESS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM

HAVING NEVER RUN ANYTHING THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GOVERN AMERICA EFFECTIVELY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

February 10, 2010

THE POTEMKIN EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:32 AM

February 9, 2010

MR> BEGALA MAKES HOW MUCH FROM POLITICAL CANDIDATES AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THIS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM

February 5, 2010

TWO MORE ABANDON SHIP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

February 3, 2010

HOLD THE OUTRAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:32 PM

OUCH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:49 PM

NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE LAST ONE LEFT ON THE UNICORN RIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:17 AM

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER EITHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

February 2, 2010

WHY SHOULDN'T HE BE COMPLACENT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:15 PM

January 29, 2010

BRING BACK W!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:36 AM

WE HEAR GITMO'S AVAILABLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

January 28, 2010

NEVER AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:58 PM

SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE ANY SENSE OF THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

YES, IT WAS FULL BORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

January 25, 2010

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT GIFT, BARRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

"FOOLISH PERLSTEIN":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:08 AM

THE ONLY MEMORABLE STUFF HIS STAFF SPENDS THE NEXT WEEK EXPLAINING AWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

January 23, 2010

IT'S A QUEER FORMULA THE PUNDITOCRACY HAS COME UP WITH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

EVEN ASSUMING THERE WERE A CORE OBAMA TO KNOW...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

January 22, 2010

THERE'S A REASON LEGISLATORS MAKE SUCH AWFUL PRESIDENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM

January 21, 2010

OTHER THAN THE LOONEY LEFT, WHO MISSES IT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:33 PM

HE THOUGHT THE ONLY TIME HE'D HAVE TO TOUCH COMMONERS WAS TO CURE SCROFULA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BRIGHT DUPED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

HOW'S THAT TRANSPARENCY GOING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:57 PM

January 20, 2010

EXCEPT THAT IF HE'D RUN ON THE PUBLIC OPTION HE'D HAVE LOST HANDILY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

I'M PAYING FOR THAT UNICORN!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:39 PM

NOW, NOW, DON'T SUGARCOAT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

WHICH IS TO SLUR MEDIOCRITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:13 PM

January 19, 2010

AH, THE MOMENT THEY FIRST BEGAN TO REALIZE THEY'D BOUGHT A PIG IN A POKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 PM

January 18, 2010

THE ONLY THING HE DID LEARN FROM BILL CLINTON'S FIRST TWO YEARS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:36 PM

January 17, 2010

AND THAT'S DESPITE BENEFITING FROM A PEACE AND A RECOVERY HE HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

January 16, 2010

THE CANARD THAT HE'S SMART MAY BE THE LAST VESTIGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 PM

January 13, 2010

HE'S NOT EVEN HIS OWN UNICORN RIDER ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:07 AM

THE TREACHERY OF MEMORY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

TRANSPARENCY?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:44 AM

January 12, 2010

IT'S NOT A WAR, IT'S A ROUT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:25 AM

January 11, 2010

AND HE'S GIVEN HIMSELF THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:49 AM

January 10, 2010

AND YOU SHALL KNOW THEM BY WHAT THEY FEEL COMPELLED TO KEEP SECRET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:40 AM

January 7, 2010

SO EVERY PENNY HE SPENT RUNNING ADS AGAINST JOHN McCAIN WAS A LIE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:40 AM

December 31, 2009

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR (via Rod)

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:26 AM

December 30, 2009

HE IS THE CHANGE AND HE'S STRAIGHT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

NOT AN ANALYSIS OF THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 AM

December 27, 2009

YOU PICKED A FINE TIME TO TELL US HE'S REAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:51 PM

December 23, 2009

THE COMPARISONS RUN MUCH DEEPER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

December 20, 2009

STOP US BEFORE WE KILL AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:18 PM

IF YOU POLLED TODAY ON THE QUESTION OF WHO PEOPLE VOTED FOR IN 2008...

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM

December 18, 2009

THERE'S A REASON US GRANT'S ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERED UNIQUELY CORRUPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM

December 17, 2009

NOT MY UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

December 16, 2009

BARACK OBAMA, AMERICAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:48 AM

December 14, 2009

SURE, HE'S WICKED NICE TO THE ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

December 10, 2009

AT THIS RATE HE'LL ONLY HAVE THE SUPPORT OF JEWS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:18 PM

DO THEY NOT OFFER A WARMONGER PRIZE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

WHEREAS THE REST OF US ARE SHOCKED THAT HE PASSED UP ANOTHER CHANCE TO BOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

EVERY PRESIDENT GETS REHABILITATED, MOST NOT QUITE THIS FAST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

December 9, 2009

NO ONE'S BUYING ANYMORE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

HOW DO YOU STOP THIS RIDE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

December 8, 2009

HE IS UNITING THE COUNTRY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:24 PM

IT'S GETTING LONELY ATOP THE UNICORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:29 AM

FREE PEOPLES ARE LOUD, THE OPPRESSED KEEP QUIET:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:39 AM

December 7, 2009

PLEASE, NO ONE SENSIBLE TOOK THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:26 PM

December 6, 2009

WAIT, THAT'S NOT A UNICORN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

December 5, 2009

IN WHICH REGARD HE IS AN AVATAR OF THE LEFT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

SOFT BIGOTRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM

December 4, 2009

THE BLOT RESOLVES INTO A W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:20 PM

MY MEMORY'S NOT GREAT, AND THIS IS A SWING STATE,...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

December 3, 2009

THE ESCALATOR OF LITE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

December 2, 2009

JOIN THE CLUB:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 PM

DEROUSING?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

December 1, 2009

THE ONLY THING HE DOES READ IS THE TELEPROMPTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM

THE THING IS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:52 AM

November 29, 2009

LEAKING PUNDITS ANYWAY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:22 AM

November 25, 2009

IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S A RUN OF THE MILL POLITICIAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

November 24, 2009

HE'S RUINING AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR EVERYONE, YET THEY AREN'T MAD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:37 PM

November 23, 2009

REMEMBER BACK WHEN HE WAS UNLAMPOONABLE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:17 PM

IT'S A DIFFICULT ADJUSTMENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

November 22, 2009

I BEG YOUR PARDON, I ONLY PROMISED ME IN THE ROSE GARDEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 AM

November 21, 2009

THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM

BY THEIR STAFF SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

November 20, 2009

WHOSE SIDE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:02 PM

November 19, 2009

HIS SPECIFIC PROMISES WERE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:35 AM

November 18, 2009

THE UNICORN RIDER AND THE DRAGON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM

November 17, 2009

WOW, TALK ABOUT FAILING A GLOBAL TEST...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

November 16, 2009

NO ONE LIKES AN INDIAN GIVER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:21 PM

November 15, 2009

ONE FAILURE AFTER ANOTHER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 AM

WE, NOT ME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:50 AM

November 14, 2009

"I AM THE CHANGE" IS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD, NO?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 PM

JUST GOVERN LIKE YOU RAN, RIGHTWARDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:27 PM

OH, THE PANIC THAT SETS IN WHEN YOU REALIZE HE ISN'T WHO YOU WANTED HIM TO BE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM

November 12, 2009

CAN'T SPELL MOAN WITHOUT HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

November 8, 2009

WHY AREN'T THEY DEMANDING THAT THE UR RESIGN...?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:19 AM

November 7, 2009

DOES ANYONE? EVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 AM

November 6, 2009

WHAT HASN'T HE CEDED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 AM

November 5, 2009

THE POOR FOOL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

NOT WHO THEY THOUGHT HE WAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

AT LEAST ZELIG DIDN'T TALK IN ALL THOSE APPEARANCES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

November 4, 2009

THEY GET THAT THEY NEED TO PROMISE TAX CUTS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:48 PM

THE CLINTON ADVANTAGE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:44 PM

PERHAPS THE ULTIMATE DAMNATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

THEY JUST MISUNDERSTOOD THE MOVEMENT HE LEAD...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

November 3, 2009

YES, THAT IS A VISION OF THE FUTURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 AM

BUYER'S REMORSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

November 2, 2009

IN LIEU OF CHANGE OR HOPE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:35 PM

HOW MANY MORE YEARS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

WHY MUST THE UR TORTURE THESE POOR VICTIMS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:01 AM

November 1, 2009

WHILE HARDLY KNOWN FOR THEIR POLITICAL SAVVY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:37 AM

MODO STUMBLES INTO AN APT COMPARISON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

October 30, 2009

HE RAN ON NOTHING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

October 29, 2009

WHERE'S THE BIND?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

HOPE, CHANGE, PATRONAGE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:56 AM

October 27, 2009

JUST ANOTHER RIGHTWING WHACKO ATTACK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

October 26, 2009

THUS, THE UNICORN RIDER (or UR):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 AM

October 25, 2009

TOO BLACK AND WHITE FOR BARRY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 PM

FOR ONE BRIEF SHINING MOMENT IT SEEMED POSSIBLE FRANK RICH WAS ABOUT TO WRITE AN INSIGHTFUL COLUMN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM

October 21, 2009

WE ARE CONFRONTED WITH A ZEN COHEN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:17 PM

NOT HIS UNICORN RIDER EITHER, EH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:20 PM

October 20, 2009

WHATEVER HE'S RIDING HAS JUMPED THE SHARK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:59 PM

WHEN THE REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY FINALLY FACES REALITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:15 AM

October 19, 2009

HE CARES ABOUT RE-ELECTION, NOT ABOUT ISSUES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:51 AM

October 18, 2009

AT LEAST THE BACK ROOM ISN'T SMOKE-FILLED...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:34 AM

WHY NOT OFFER THE PRC A WHOLE PACK OF LIFESAVERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

October 17, 2009

AND HE'S THE LAST GUY TO BUCK A TREND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:01 PM

HE'S KIND OF THE WHITE W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:51 AM

BLOW TO OBAMA, YOU SUCK!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

October 16, 2009

MAYBE THEY SHOULD CREATE A NOBEL FOR ENVIRONMENTALISM TO GIVE HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM

October 15, 2009

ENEMIES? AGENTS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:13 PM

October 14, 2009

IT'S NOT THAT HE PLAYED THEM, BUT HOW EASILY HE DID:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:50 PM

IS THIS A HATE CRIME?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:53 AM

October 12, 2009

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE REALIZES THEY NEEDN'T FEAR THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:48 AM

IT CAN'T BE THE PEAK OF BATTLE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 AM

October 11, 2009

TURNS OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:58 AM

DAMNING AARON'S STAFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:48 AM

October 10, 2009

ESSENTIALLY, HE'S EMBARRASSED THAT THEY THOUGHT LIKE HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:49 AM

October 7, 2009

THE UR WENT TO WASHINGTON AND I ALL I GOT WAS A T-SHIRT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:09 AM

October 6, 2009

TURNS OUT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

October 4, 2009

THIS IS JUST GETTING UGLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:30 AM

IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT THESE DUPES WERE SO BADLY FOOLED BY THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

October 3, 2009

THE UR IS IGNORING ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT PARADOXES...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:33 PM

October 2, 2009

DID THE UNICORN JUST JUMP THE SHARK?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM

September 30, 2009

ANOTHER MAN OFF THE UNICORN RIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:06 PM

BESIDES HIS OWN SELF-ABSORPTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:57 PM

September 23, 2009

ASK NOT WHAT AMERICA CAN DO FOR THE WORLD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

September 22, 2009

WHERE'S JOE WILSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

UH-OH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:10 AM

September 19, 2009

STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

September 18, 2009

FIRST LEGALIZE THEM ALL, THEN BAN ILLEGALS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:17 AM

September 17, 2009

OBAMA LIED, NO ONE DIED?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

DOESN'T ANYONE TRUST THE UR TO DO THE RIGHT THING?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:42 AM

September 16, 2009

STOP THE UNICORN RIDE, HE WANTS TO GET OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:05 AM

IT'S NOT RIGHT TO IMPLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:15 AM

September 9, 2009

SO HIS TEMPLATE IS A GUTTED BILL THAT DIED AND AN EXECUTIVE TOSSED FROM OFFICE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM

September 8, 2009

NOW THEY TELL US?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:28 PM

WHAT PART OF THIS DO THEY NOT GET?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:11 PM

ANYONE SEEN THAT "WAIVER" RUBBER STAMP?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:01 PM

ISN'T THE QUESTION AT THIS POINT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

YOU DON'T GET CHANGE FROM ORGANIZATION MAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:34 AM

HE'S JUST A GUY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD...THE WHITE HOUSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:34 AM

THEY ONLY THINK IT'S A UNICORN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

September 7, 2009

IF YOU RUN RED YOU CAN'T GOVERN BLUE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:03 AM

September 6, 2009

JUST BECAUSE THEY FOLLOWED DIDN'T MAKE HIM A LEADER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:55 PM

TOSSED ON THE NEWS DUMP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:03 AM

September 5, 2009

MUST BE THE SATURDAY OF A LONG WEEKEND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 PM

DO THE RIGHT THING, SUZIE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:36 PM

September 4, 2009

IF PROFESSIONAL COMICS WON'T MAKE FUN OF THEIR SOULMATE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

September 1, 2009

HOW'S THAT INTERNET THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:18 PM

IT WOULD BE NEWS IF HE'D MEANT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:31 AM

August 27, 2009

RECOUNT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:35 PM

August 24, 2009

WELCOME TO THE PONDEROSA:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:13 AM

August 23, 2009

BETTER TO OWN IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 AM

PSSST...HE'S NOT BILL CLINTON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:22 AM

August 22, 2009

THEY WANT HIM TO BE WHO THEY IMAGINED, NOT WHO HE IS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

August 21, 2009

IF THEY'RE SO BRIGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM

August 20, 2009

IT'S ALMOST AS IF W WASN'T TO BLAME FOR BDS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:57 AM

August 19, 2009

ODD THAT THE MOST GIFTED COMMUNICATOR IN HUMAN HISTORY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 AM

THEIR LISTENING IS THE PROBLEM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

August 18, 2009

FRACTURED FAIRY TALE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:23 PM

August 12, 2009

CAMPAIGNS ARE IMAGINARY, LEGISLATION IS REAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:20 AM

August 6, 2009

HOW MUCH IS THAT UNICORN RIDER IN THE WINDOW...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:18 PM

August 2, 2009

LOBBYISTS LOVE A VACUUM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:36 AM

July 21, 2009

THE LEMMINGS ARE ON THE TRACK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:59 AM

July 20, 2009

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT UICORN RIDERS COULD FLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM

July 18, 2009

THE PROBLEM IS IT'S TOO FRUITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:39 AM

July 16, 2009

HE'S NOT THEIR PRESIDENT, HE IS OURS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:55 PM

July 12, 2009

NOT TO MENTION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HORN WAS GLUED ON?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:57 AM

THE DICK CHENEY SCHOOL OF PUBLIC DEBATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:08 AM

July 11, 2009

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY HE CAME OUT AGAINST A NEW STIMULUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:39 AM

July 10, 2009

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:33 AM

July 9, 2009

IT'D BE HELPFUL IF THEY FACT-CHECKED BEFORE THE ELECTION, NOT AFTER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM

July 7, 2009

YOUR TELEPROMPTER, NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:23 PM

July 2, 2009

IN FAIRNESS TO HIS STAFF...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:55 PM

June 28, 2009

HE RIDES THE UNICORN AND THEY GET THE HORN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:31 PM

June 26, 2009

CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:51 AM

June 24, 2009

GOSH, WHY WOULD THE TWELVERS THINK WE DON'T CARE ABOUT DEMOCRACY?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:29 AM

TO BE FAIR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:55 AM

June 22, 2009

HE'LL BE FINE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT THAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:53 AM

June 21, 2009

DEAN OVEREBOARD!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:05 AM

June 20, 2009

THE ONLY WAY HE CAN LOSE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:02 AM

A STRATEGY WOULD REQUIRE THOUGHT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

June 19, 2009

THEY BETTER BLOW UP THE HEALTH BILL TOO IF THEY WANT TO RETAIN THE MAJORITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM

STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 AM

June 18, 2009

UR NO FDR:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:46 AM

LOOKED AT OBJECTIVELY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:26 AM

June 16, 2009

EXCEPT THAT PENILE IMPLANTS ARE HEALTH CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:08 PM

DEAD ON ARRIVAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:05 PM

June 15, 2009

JEWS NEED NOT APPLY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:56 AM

June 12, 2009

IF YOU PUSH HIM DOES HE NOT FOLD?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:41 PM

June 11, 2009

NATIONAL REVIEW OBVIOUSLY THINKS DIFFERENTLY... (via Lou Gots):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:14 PM

June 8, 2009

THE LIGHT BEGINS TO DAWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:32 PM

June 7, 2009

OOOPS, SHE ACTUALLY IS CATHOLIC?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

June 5, 2009

NO ONE WILL FAULT A PRESIDEN T FOR NOT WANTING TO ATTEND THE THEATER IN DC...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:49 PM

June 3, 2009

EXCEPT THAT IF IT ACTUALLY WERE POPULAR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:03 AM

June 1, 2009

NO PROMISE LEFT UNBROKEN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:32 PM

TOO FEW VOTES FOR HIM TO CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:43 AM

May 29, 2009

WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:00 AM

May 27, 2009

A PLEDGE IS NO COMPETITION FOR THE NEWS CYCLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:23 AM

May 26, 2009

HE SURE DOESN'T WANT SERIOUS REGULATION UNTIL HE'S BEEN RE-ELECTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:25 AM

May 23, 2009

IF IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT HIM THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT NOTHING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:00 AM

May 22, 2009

TO GET ELECTED IN A 60-40 NATION...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:30 PM

May 21, 2009

OH, THAT SECRETIVE ADMINISTRATION... (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

IT HAD TO BE LENGTHY JUST TO COVER ALL THE PROMISES HE'S RENEGED ON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM

May 20, 2009

WON'T RUSH, DOESN'T CARE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:30 AM

THE ONLY CHANGE IS TO THE TOP LINE OF HIS RESUME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

May 18, 2009

BUT HOW DO THEY FEEL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:52 AM

May 17, 2009

THERE'S ONE PROBLEM WITH THE THEORY THAT HE GROWS INTO W'S POSITIONS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM

May 16, 2009

SPINAL TRAP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:38 AM

IN FACT, THE ADVANTAGE HE BEGAN WITH IS THE LACK OF A SELF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 AM

May 15, 2009

IN FAIRNESS TO THE PRESIDENT...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

May 12, 2009

THE U.R.'S OWN GAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:11 AM

May 8, 2009

ON THE OTHER HAND, HE IS BRINGING US ALL TOGETHER....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:43 PM

April 29, 2009

THE IMMACULATE ASSAULT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:55 AM

April 20, 2009

DIVIDENDS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM

April 12, 2009

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO FOLKS WHO REJECT THE MESSIAH...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:04 PM

April 10, 2009

WHAT DID HE TRADE FOR THOSE CARBONS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:15 PM

April 7, 2009

IT'S IMPORTANT TO RECALL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:30 AM

April 4, 2009

MR. OBAMA'S NEIGHBORHOOD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:36 AM

THE ERA OF SPIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM

March 30, 2009

EXACTLY HOW WAS OUR ELECTING AN UNSERIOUS LEADER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 PM

March 29, 2009

AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T CHANNEL THE KENNEDYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 PM

March 27, 2009

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP BUT YOU STILL HAVE FOUR YEARS TO SERVE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM

March 26, 2009

AT LEAST IT WAS A DO NOTHING JOB....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 AM

March 25, 2009

IN FAIRNESS TO THE UR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:48 PM

UH-OH, THEY'RE ON TO HIM:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:38 AM

March 24, 2009

I VOTED FOR WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:37 PM

BECOMING A CARICATURE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:32 PM

BUT HE MUST BE BETTER THAN W!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:52 AM

March 22, 2009

HOW'S "ANYONE BUT HILLARY" WORKING OUT FOR THE GRAY LADIES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:10 PM

WHO SMITETH THE SMITERS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:52 AM

March 19, 2009

MAY AS WELL CALL HIMSELF A "CRIP" AND GET THE TWO-FER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:41 PM

NO ONE WOULD MIND SEEING HIM GO DOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:59 PM

GOSH, IS HE BAD AT THIS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:56 PM

THAT'S OUR UNILATERALIST PRESIDENT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:27 AM

ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON, YOU OLD FOOL!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:41 AM

March 18, 2009

YOU'D THINK A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM

March 17, 2009

AND THEY AREN'T EXACTLY GRADING ON A BELL CURVE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:57 PM

WHY DOES THE UNICORN RIDER HATE MOSQUITOES?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:55 AM

March 16, 2009

WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET HOW YOU GOT ELECTED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:46 PM

March 13, 2009

KIND OF SAD WHEN YOUR STRONGEST DEFENSE AGAINST HYPOCRISY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:41 PM

PERHAPS THE UNICORN IS TOO VIRILE A SYMBOL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:11 AM

March 12, 2009

INSTEAD OF WAIVERS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:27 PM

IT'S NOT JUST ALLIES ABROAD HE BETRAYS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:43 AM

AND JAKE TAPPER DIDN'T WRITE THAT HEADLINE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM

March 11, 2009

I DONE BEEN BAMBOOZLED:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:57 PM

THE OBAMA CAPTIVITY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:45 AM

I VOTED FOR WHAT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:25 AM

March 10, 2009

FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH THE UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:35 PM

ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM TO DEFEND US WHEN HE WAIVERS SO OFTEN?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM

HOW LONG UNTIL...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:47 PM

AFTER ALL, HE DIDN'T GET A SWEETHEART DEAL ON THE MORGAGE SO HE NEEDED A BREAK:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:45 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT WORD FOLLOWS "GENIAL" WHEN DESCRIBING PRESIDENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:15 AM

March 8, 2009

"WE"?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 AM

March 5, 2009

DOG AND UNICORN SHOW:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:12 PM

GIVEN HOW AWFUL HE IS WHEN HE SPEAKS EXTEMPORANEOUSLY...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM

March 4, 2009

THEY CAN AT LEAST GIVE US TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID PAYING OUR TAXES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:53 PM

TO GIVE HIM HIS DUE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:07 PM

MISSING W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:44 AM

March 3, 2009

OOPS, HE DID IT AGAIN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 PM

YOU MEAN THE COOK COUNTY HACK IS A COOK COUNTY HACK? WHODA' THUNK...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM

March 2, 2009

SEPARATION OF KIRK AND STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 PM

ALL CZARS, NO SERFS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:45 PM

MAN, IS JAKE TAPPER HAVING FUN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:12 PM

March 1, 2009

IT'S OBAMAGIC:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:46 AM

February 28, 2009

YES WE CAN...DISAPPOINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:22 PM

February 27, 2009

ET TU, BARRACK?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:42 AM

THE JOB OF DEMONIZING CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS WILL BE MADE CONSIDERABLY EASIER FOR THE GOP...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM

February 26, 2009

THE LONG THEOCRATIC NIGHT DESCENDS ON AMERICA....:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:28 AM

OBAMA LIED, DEMOCRATS SLIDE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

February 25, 2009

LOOPHOLE ALERT!:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 PM

February 23, 2009

BUT YOU KNEW SHE'D MISS W:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:48 PM

February 21, 2009

DOESN'T THE TERM LOOPHOOLE SUGGEST SOME KIND OF INITIAL BARRIER?

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:50 PM

February 20, 2009

MAYBE BARACK IS SWAHILI FOR BUSH?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:38 PM

WOULDN'T IT HAVE SAVED A LOT OF TIME...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:35 PM

February 19, 2009

EVERYONE WANTS OFF THIS SINKING SHIP (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:16 PM

THE LIGHT GOES ON IN THE CRYPT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:38 PM

February 18, 2009

INCOMPETENCE ISN'T CONSPIRACY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:25 AM

February 16, 2009

WHO ASKED THEM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 AM

February 15, 2009

STOPPING WHOM?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 PM

February 14, 2009

AFTER ALL, HE GAVE IT ALMOST A WHOLE MONTH:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:50 AM

HE IS WHO THEY THINK ROVE WAS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:34 AM

February 13, 2009

RAHMBLOWN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:09 AM

IMAGINE IF W HAD POLITICIZED THE CENSUS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 AM

REPUBLICANS OUGHT TO...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:50 AM

February 12, 2009

PSSSST...THE CLOUDS DIDN'T TURN TO COTTON CANDY EITHER...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:05 AM

February 11, 2009

SAME OLD, SAME OLD:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 PM

HE WON'T EVEN BRING THE TROOPS BACK FROM WWII:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:22 PM

JOB KILLER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:54 AM

February 10, 2009

LIKE A TAN TED STEVENS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:01 AM

February 8, 2009

SOMEWHERE, A KILLER RABBIT LICKS ITS CHOPS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:24 PM

February 7, 2009

THE GOP'S BLUDGEON:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:30 PM

THE HIGH COST OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK ON WATER AFTER ALL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:02 AM

February 5, 2009

SOLIS ECLIPSE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 PM

RARE?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:59 PM

APPARENTLY ANYTHING THAT PASSES IS AN EMERGENCY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 AM

APPARENTLY ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN ARE EXCEPTIONAL:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:25 AM

February 4, 2009

NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:57 AM

RESTART? HOW ABOUT START?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:33 AM

February 3, 2009

TRIANGULATOR IN CHIEF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:59 PM

"IF WE SACRIFICE THE CHICK CAN WE KEEP DASCHLE?":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:37 PM

SOMEBODY BETTER FETCH HELEN PREJEAN:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:23 AM

ALIENATING THE BASE IS THE POINT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:16 AM

SAVING THE UR FROM HIS OWN IGNORANCE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:06 AM

MAKE THAT CASCHLE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:28 AM

February 2, 2009

DOES THE UR KNOW ANYONE WHO ISN'T CORRUPT?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:03 AM

February 1, 2009

GOVERNING FROM INSIDE THE LOOP:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:27 PM

IF YOU'RE SUCH A WEAK EXECUTIVE YOU LET THESE GUYS HANG YOU OUT TO DRY DURING THE HIRING PROCESS...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM

HOW A DEMOCRAT GETS TO GOVERN A RED STATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:45 AM

ABORTIONISTS AND GAYS OVERBOARD FIIRST:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 AM

January 31, 2009

GETTING SCHOOLED BY THE CANUCKS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:48 PM

JUST AS DIRTY, BUT DISHONEST INTO THE MIX:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:44 PM

SUCH A SELF-LOATHING ROMANTIC LIFE...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:59 PM

AND HE'S NO GEITHNER:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:41 AM

January 28, 2009

STOP THE UNICORN RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:40 PM

NOTE THAT THE HEADLINE ALSIO WORKS IF CHANGED TO ""yOU":

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:42 AM

January 27, 2009

THEY'RE JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:29 PM

January 26, 2009

HIS RE-ELECTION REQUIRES..:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:33 AM

January 24, 2009

YOU HAVE TO LOVE THE NOTION THAT HE'S GOING TO BE TOUGHER ON PAKISTAN...:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM

January 23, 2009

AN ENCOURAGING PRECEDENT:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:35 PM

January 22, 2009

OUR GUY:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:47 PM

ONLY KIDDING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:05 PM

IT ISN'T TORTURE ON A DEMOCRAT'S WATCH AT ANY RATE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:03 PM

January 20, 2009

EVEN MORE MISPLACED EXPECTATIONS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:39 PM

January 19, 2009

AS ONLY NIXON COULD GO TO CHINA, SO WILL A DEMOCRAT REFORM ENTITLEMENTS:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 PM

January 18, 2009

THE THINGS THEY MEAN LEAST ARE THE ONES THEY SAY TO WIN PRIMARIES:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 AM

January 15, 2009

OBAMA IS YOUR NEW IKE:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:19 AM

January 13, 2009

JUST CHANGE THE NAME:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:44 PM

HE'S NOT A BUSH HOLDOVER?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:38 PM

January 12, 2009

THEY'RE NEARLY BRED WITH HIM IN MIND:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:49 PM

MAYBE THAT WAS A WEASEL RUNNING UP THEIR LEGS?:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:04 AM

January 11, 2009

HE MUST ALREADY WANT TO GO BACK TO PEANUT FARMING:

Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:13 AM