NOT MY UNICORN RIDER Archives
May 19, 2013
May 17, 2013
April 21, 2013
December 19, 2012
HE'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE GOVERNING THING:
Posted by orrinj at 5:41 PM
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November 12, 2012
October 30, 2012
October 27, 2012
THE DANGER OF ARGUING THAT YOU ARE THE CHANGE...:
Posted by orrinj at 9:25 AM
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October 14, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 10, 2012
October 9, 2012
October 8, 2012
October 7, 2012
October 6, 2012
BILL CLINTON AT LEAST HAD A DEVOTED MOTHER...:
Posted by orrinj at 5:03 PM
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October 3, 2012
September 26, 2012
September 9, 2012
September 8, 2012
September 7, 2012
September 6, 2012
September 1, 2012
July 23, 2012
WILL THE LAST ONE OFF THE UNICORN RIDE PLEASE SHUT OFF THE TELEPROMPTER:
Posted by orrinj at 5:46 AM
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July 16, 2012
July 8, 2012
HE'S NOT A GUY YOU COULD EVER SAY UNDERSTOOD POLITICS...:
Posted by orrinj at 10:08 AM
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June 17, 2012
DON'T BLAME HIM, HE JUST READS THE TELEPROMPTER (via Matt Murphy):
Posted by orrinj at 6:54 AM
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June 14, 2012
June 11, 2012
I'LL HAVE MY FECKLESSNESS WITH A SIDE OF SELF-PITY:
Posted by orrinj at 7:08 PM
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June 8, 2012
"BLUNDERINGLY HONEST" IS YOUR PHRASE OF THE WEEK:
Posted by orrinj at 4:15 PM
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June 7, 2012
June 4, 2012
June 3, 2012
June 1, 2012
May 29, 2012
SHOULD A GUY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR BE DOING IMPROV?:
Posted by orrinj at 5:57 AM
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March 24, 2012
March 20, 2012
February 27, 2012
February 10, 2012
February 4, 2012
January 25, 2012
January 23, 2012
December 17, 2011
November 17, 2011
October 31, 2011
October 17, 2011
October 16, 2011
September 22, 2011
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT AND WHERE HAVE THOSE FOUR MINUTES OF MY LIFE GONE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:55 PM
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September 19, 2011
TRY TO THINK OF ONE THING HE SAID THAT NIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:20 AM
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September 8, 2011
September 5, 2011
THEN AGAIN, THEY WERE ONLY KIDDING THEMSELVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:33 PM
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September 1, 2011
WHAT IS A GUY WHO BELIEVES IN NOTHING SUPPOSED TO FIGHT FOR?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:08 AM
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August 21, 2011
August 20, 2011
NOT TOO SOON TO SPEAK, JUST AWFULLY DARN LATE TO NOTICE (via Rick Perlstein):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:33 PM
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August 11, 2011
MR. TOMASKY MISSES AN IMPORTANT POINT HERE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:20 PM
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August 9, 2011
CAN YOU TIP IF YOU NEVER GET OFF THE GROUND?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:58 PM
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August 8, 2011
REMEMBER HOW THE RIGHT SWORE THE MEDIA WOULD NEVER TURN ON HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:19 PM
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August 7, 2011
August 6, 2011
ONCE THE BLOT STARTS TO TAKE SHAPE, YOU'RE TOAST (via Kevin Whited):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 11:14 AM
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August 5, 2011
THEY CARED ABOUT IDEAS, HE CARES ONLY FOR HIMSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:51 AM
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July 31, 2011
WHICH IS WHY REAGAN AND CLINTON WERE GOOD PRESIDENTS AND GHWB AND TRUMAN WERE LOUSY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:18 AM
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July 28, 2011
July 27, 2011
ODD THAT IT TOOK THE SMARTEST GUY ALIVE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:42 PM
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July 6, 2011
FORTUNATELY, NO ONE SENSIBLE TAKES THE UR'S WORD SERIOUSLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:04 AM
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June 26, 2011
June 16, 2011
THINGS ARE ALWAYS SIMPLER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE, PEOPLE TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:09 PM
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May 2, 2011
March 31, 2011
March 27, 2011
March 20, 2011
March 14, 2011
February 6, 2011
January 23, 2011
January 7, 2011
January 3, 2011
December 20, 2010
December 18, 2010
November 23, 2010
November 20, 2010
November 17, 2010
November 12, 2010
November 9, 2010
November 8, 2010
November 5, 2010
November 4, 2010
November 2, 2010
November 1, 2010
YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOING THE HARD SOCIAL CLIMBING TO JOIN THE ELITE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:50 AM
October 27, 2010
October 23, 2010
October 19, 2010
October 17, 2010
October 14, 2010
October 13, 2010
WHEN HE PUTS THE SHIV IN ALL THE DEMOCRATS OUT DEFENDING THEIR VOTE FOR THAT STIMULUS PACKAGE....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:55 PM
October 12, 2010
October 11, 2010
October 7, 2010
October 4, 2010
October 2, 2010
LEAVE US ACCEPT THE NOTION THAT HIS COMMUNITY ORGANIZING WAS A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:38 PM
IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT THAT COLBERT IS JUST STEWART'S ID... (via Jay Ostrander):
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:18 PM
September 28, 2010
September 25, 2010
September 24, 2010
September 17, 2010
September 15, 2010
September 13, 2010
September 12, 2010
REMEMBER HOW SHE USED TO USE HER BROTHERS TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR W?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:14 AM
September 7, 2010
September 3, 2010
September 2, 2010
August 24, 2010
August 23, 2010
August 22, 2010
August 20, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 13, 2010
August 11, 2010
August 4, 2010
July 30, 2010
July 29, 2010
IT'S NOT JUST THE DAMAGE THEY DO THE COUNTRY, BUT THE DAMAGE THEY DO THEMSELVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:42 AM
July 28, 2010
July 26, 2010
July 22, 2010
July 21, 2010
July 16, 2010
July 13, 2010
July 12, 2010
July 9, 2010
July 4, 2010
June 28, 2010
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June 19, 2010
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May 31, 2010
May 30, 2010
May 19, 2010
May 17, 2010
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY REPUBLICAN LEGISLATION BECAUSE IT'S A GIVEAWAY TO INSURANCE COMPANIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 1:33 PM
May 5, 2010
May 2, 2010
April 27, 2010
April 23, 2010
April 18, 2010
April 16, 2010
April 6, 2010
April 5, 2010
April 3, 2010
April 1, 2010
March 23, 2010
March 17, 2010
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March 4, 2010
March 3, 2010
March 2, 2010
March 1, 2010
February 28, 2010
February 22, 2010
February 17, 2010
February 15, 2010
February 12, 2010
February 11, 2010
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE AT THIS LATE DATE FOR THE OTHER NOBELIST TO BE SO CLUELESS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:04 PM
HAVING NEVER RUN ANYTHING THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GOVERN AMERICA EFFECTIVELY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:58 AM
February 10, 2010
February 9, 2010
MR> BEGALA MAKES HOW MUCH FROM POLITICAL CANDIDATES AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THIS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:32 PM
February 5, 2010
February 3, 2010
February 2, 2010
January 29, 2010
January 28, 2010
January 25, 2010
THE ONLY MEMORABLE STUFF HIS STAFF SPENDS THE NEXT WEEK EXPLAINING AWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:29 AM
January 23, 2010
January 22, 2010
January 21, 2010
HE THOUGHT THE ONLY TIME HE'D HAVE TO TOUCH COMMONERS WAS TO CURE SCROFULA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:47 PM
January 20, 2010
EXCEPT THAT IF HE'D RUN ON THE PUBLIC OPTION HE'D HAVE LOST HANDILY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:07 PM
January 19, 2010
AH, THE MOMENT THEY FIRST BEGAN TO REALIZE THEY'D BOUGHT A PIG IN A POKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:37 PM
January 18, 2010
January 17, 2010
AND THAT'S DESPITE BENEFITING FROM A PEACE AND A RECOVERY HE HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:05 PM
January 16, 2010
THE CANARD THAT HE'S SMART MAY BE THE LAST VESTIGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:26 PM
January 13, 2010
January 12, 2010
January 11, 2010
January 10, 2010
January 7, 2010
December 31, 2009
December 30, 2009
December 27, 2009
December 23, 2009
December 20, 2009
IF YOU POLLED TODAY ON THE QUESTION OF WHO PEOPLE VOTED FOR IN 2008...
Posted by Orrin Judd at 12:40 PM
December 18, 2009
THERE'S A REASON US GRANT'S ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERED UNIQUELY CORRUPT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:00 PM
December 17, 2009
December 16, 2009
December 14, 2009
December 10, 2009
WHEREAS THE REST OF US ARE SHOCKED THAT HE PASSED UP ANOTHER CHANCE TO BOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:37 AM
December 9, 2009
December 8, 2009
December 7, 2009
December 6, 2009
December 5, 2009
December 4, 2009
December 3, 2009
December 2, 2009
December 1, 2009
November 29, 2009
November 25, 2009
November 24, 2009
November 23, 2009
November 22, 2009
November 21, 2009
November 20, 2009
November 19, 2009
November 18, 2009
November 17, 2009
November 16, 2009
November 15, 2009
November 14, 2009
OH, THE PANIC THAT SETS IN WHEN YOU REALIZE HE ISN'T WHO YOU WANTED HIM TO BE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:59 PM
November 12, 2009
November 8, 2009
November 7, 2009
November 6, 2009
November 5, 2009
November 4, 2009
November 3, 2009
November 2, 2009
November 1, 2009
October 30, 2009
October 29, 2009
October 27, 2009
October 26, 2009
October 25, 2009
FOR ONE BRIEF SHINING MOMENT IT SEEMED POSSIBLE FRANK RICH WAS ABOUT TO WRITE AN INSIGHTFUL COLUMN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 9:17 AM
October 21, 2009
October 20, 2009
October 19, 2009
October 18, 2009
October 17, 2009
October 16, 2009
October 15, 2009
October 14, 2009
October 12, 2009
October 11, 2009
October 10, 2009
October 7, 2009
October 6, 2009
October 4, 2009
IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT THESE DUPES WERE SO BADLY FOOLED BY THE UR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:49 AM
October 3, 2009
October 2, 2009
September 30, 2009
September 23, 2009
September 22, 2009
September 19, 2009
September 18, 2009
September 17, 2009
September 16, 2009
September 9, 2009
SO HIS TEMPLATE IS A GUTTED BILL THAT DIED AND AN EXECUTIVE TOSSED FROM OFFICE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:40 AM
September 8, 2009
September 7, 2009
September 6, 2009
September 5, 2009
September 4, 2009
September 1, 2009
August 27, 2009
August 24, 2009
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August 12, 2009
August 6, 2009
August 2, 2009
July 21, 2009
July 20, 2009
July 18, 2009
July 16, 2009
July 12, 2009
July 11, 2009
July 10, 2009
July 9, 2009
IT'D BE HELPFUL IF THEY FACT-CHECKED BEFORE THE ELECTION, NOT AFTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 5:06 PM
July 7, 2009
July 2, 2009
June 28, 2009
June 26, 2009
June 24, 2009
June 22, 2009
June 21, 2009
June 20, 2009
June 19, 2009
THEY BETTER BLOW UP THE HEALTH BILL TOO IF THEY WANT TO RETAIN THE MAJORITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 4:53 PM
June 18, 2009
June 16, 2009
June 15, 2009
June 12, 2009
June 11, 2009
June 8, 2009
June 7, 2009
June 5, 2009
NO ONE WILL FAULT A PRESIDEN T FOR NOT WANTING TO ATTEND THE THEATER IN DC...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 2:49 PM
June 3, 2009
June 1, 2009
May 29, 2009
May 27, 2009
May 26, 2009
May 23, 2009
May 22, 2009
May 21, 2009
IT HAD TO BE LENGTHY JUST TO COVER ALL THE PROMISES HE'S RENEGED ON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 6:28 AM
May 20, 2009
May 18, 2009
May 17, 2009
THERE'S ONE PROBLEM WITH THE THEORY THAT HE GROWS INTO W'S POSITIONS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:18 AM
May 16, 2009
May 15, 2009
May 12, 2009
May 8, 2009
April 29, 2009
April 20, 2009
April 12, 2009
April 10, 2009
April 7, 2009
April 4, 2009
March 30, 2009
March 29, 2009
March 27, 2009
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP BUT YOU STILL HAVE FOUR YEARS TO SERVE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:19 PM
March 26, 2009
March 25, 2009
March 24, 2009
March 22, 2009
March 19, 2009
March 18, 2009
March 17, 2009
March 16, 2009
March 13, 2009
March 12, 2009
March 11, 2009
March 10, 2009
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM TO DEFEND US WHEN HE WAIVERS SO OFTEN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:28 PM
AFTER ALL, HE DIDN'T GET A SWEETHEART DEAL ON THE MORGAGE SO HE NEEDED A BREAK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 3:45 PM
March 8, 2009
March 5, 2009
March 4, 2009
March 3, 2009
YOU MEAN THE COOK COUNTY HACK IS A COOK COUNTY HACK? WHODA' THUNK...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:58 AM
March 2, 2009
March 1, 2009
February 28, 2009
February 27, 2009
THE JOB OF DEMONIZING CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS WILL BE MADE CONSIDERABLY EASIER FOR THE GOP...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 7:13 AM
February 26, 2009
February 25, 2009
February 23, 2009
February 21, 2009
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February 14, 2009
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February 12, 2009
February 11, 2009
February 10, 2009
February 8, 2009
February 7, 2009
February 5, 2009
February 4, 2009
February 3, 2009
February 2, 2009
February 1, 2009
IF YOU'RE SUCH A WEAK EXECUTIVE YOU LET THESE GUYS HANG YOU OUT TO DRY DURING THE HIRING PROCESS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:20 AM
January 31, 2009
January 28, 2009
January 27, 2009
January 26, 2009
January 24, 2009
YOU HAVE TO LOVE THE NOTION THAT HE'S GOING TO BE TOUGHER ON PAKISTAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 10:40 AM
January 23, 2009
January 22, 2009
January 20, 2009
January 19, 2009
AS ONLY NIXON COULD GO TO CHINA, SO WILL A DEMOCRAT REFORM ENTITLEMENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at 8:07 PM