December 25, 2016
November 5, 2016
August 13, 2016
February 29, 2016
WHICH IS PRESIDENTS SHOULD BE GOVERNORS:
February 21, 2015
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
October 28, 2014
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU:
October 26, 2014
October 1, 2014
GOOD AT GOVERNMENT, BAD AT POLITICS:
September 20, 2014
September 18, 2014
ONE MIGHT NOTE THAT KATRINA WAS AN ACT OF GOD, OBAMACARE OF A MAN:
August 29, 2014
THE CLOTTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
April 9, 2014
MAN, THEY'RE BAD AT POLITICS:
December 17, 2013
IT'S AS IF HE'S JUST ANOTHER HACK...:
October 8, 2013
EVERY UNICORN RIDER FOR HIMSELF:
September 16, 2013
September 14, 2013
June 29, 2013
THEY HAVE THE SOULS OF BLACK FOLKS, HE DOESN'T:
June 21, 2013
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
May 19, 2013
May 17, 2013
April 21, 2013
THE DANGER OF LEADING THE FEMALE PARTY:
December 19, 2012
HE'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE GOVERNING THING:
November 12, 2012
OUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT:
October 30, 2012
THE PLIGHT OF THE QUOTA HIRE:
October 27, 2012
THE DANGER OF ARGUING THAT YOU ARE THE CHANGE...:
October 14, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 10, 2012
IMAGINE THE JUSTIFIED OUTRAGE...:
October 9, 2012
October 8, 2012
THERE IS NO NEXT LINE ON THE RESUME:
October 7, 2012
IT WAS ONLY EVER ABOUT PADDING HIS RESUME:
October 6, 2012
BILL CLINTON AT LEAST HAD A DEVOTED MOTHER...:
October 3, 2012
September 26, 2012
LIKE GHWB, BUT FRIENDLESS:
September 9, 2012
THE BEST PART WOULD BE...:
September 8, 2012
September 7, 2012
HIS NEXT GOOD SPEECH WILL BE HIS FIRST:
September 6, 2012
NOTHING TO OFFER BUT HATE:
September 1, 2012
THEY SHOOT UNICORNS, DON'T THEY:
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
July 23, 2012
WILL THE LAST ONE OFF THE UNICORN RIDE PLEASE SHUT OFF THE TELEPROMPTER:
July 16, 2012
HE'S ONLY BLACK ON JOB APPLICATIONS:
July 8, 2012
HE'S NOT A GUY YOU COULD EVER SAY UNDERSTOOD POLITICS...:
June 17, 2012
DON'T BLAME HIM, HE JUST READS THE TELEPROMPTER (via Matt Murphy):
June 14, 2012
ISN'T HE CALLING THE UR A FEMALE?
June 11, 2012
I'LL HAVE MY FECKLESSNESS WITH A SIDE OF SELF-PITY:
June 8, 2012
"BLUNDERINGLY HONEST" IS YOUR PHRASE OF THE WEEK:
June 7, 2012
June 4, 2012
MAYBE WE MISUNDERSTOOD THE SPEECH...:
June 3, 2012
THE WAGES OF SOFT BIGOTRY:
June 1, 2012
MAN, HE REALLY DOES HATE THE UR:
May 29, 2012
SHOULD A GUY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR BE DOING IMPROV?:
March 24, 2012
AND THEY WONDER WHY ARABS HATE US?:
March 20, 2012
ONLY THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARE SHOCKED:
February 27, 2012
February 10, 2012
HE IS WHOEVER WE WANT HIM TO BE:
February 4, 2012
IS THERE A LIBERAL CASE FOR HIM?:
January 25, 2012
WHICH IS UNFAIR TO BILL CLINTON...:
THERE'S A REASON HE SOUNDS LIKE REAGAN:
January 23, 2012
SO IS MR. LIZZA ONE OF THE OPPONENTS?:
NOT NAIVE SO MUCH AS UNQUALIFIED:
December 17, 2011
THE WoT BEING THE ONE THING HE'S EXCELLED AT:
November 17, 2011
THE VALUE OF NOT BELIEVING ANYTHING:
October 31, 2011
October 17, 2011
October 16, 2011
IF HE ENJOYED GIVING SPEECHES...:
September 22, 2011
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT AND WHERE HAVE THOSE FOUR MINUTES OF MY LIFE GONE:
September 19, 2011
TRY TO THINK OF ONE THING HE SAID THAT NIGHT:
September 8, 2011
September 5, 2011
THEN AGAIN, THEY WERE ONLY KIDDING THEMSELVES:
September 1, 2011
WHAT IS A GUY WHO BELIEVES IN NOTHING SUPPOSED TO FIGHT FOR?:
August 21, 2011
WE DO THE THINKING, NOT THE SCUT WORK:
August 20, 2011
NOT TOO SOON TO SPEAK, JUST AWFULLY DARN LATE TO NOTICE (via Rick Perlstein):
August 11, 2011
MR. TOMASKY MISSES AN IMPORTANT POINT HERE:
August 9, 2011
CAN YOU TIP IF YOU NEVER GET OFF THE GROUND?:
A RIDER, NOT THE DECIDER:
August 8, 2011
REMEMBER HOW THE RIGHT SWORE THE MEDIA WOULD NEVER TURN ON HIM?:
August 7, 2011
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
August 6, 2011
ONCE THE BLOT STARTS TO TAKE SHAPE, YOU'RE TOAST (via Kevin Whited):
August 5, 2011
THEY CARED ABOUT IDEAS, HE CARES ONLY FOR HIMSELF:
July 31, 2011
WHICH IS WHY REAGAN AND CLINTON WERE GOOD PRESIDENTS AND GHWB AND TRUMAN WERE LOUSY:
July 28, 2011
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
July 27, 2011
ODD THAT IT TOOK THE SMARTEST GUY ALIVE...:
July 6, 2011
FORTUNATELY, NO ONE SENSIBLE TAKES THE UR'S WORD SERIOUSLY:
June 26, 2011
June 16, 2011
THINGS ARE ALWAYS SIMPLER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE, PEOPLE TOO:
May 2, 2011
FOR POLITICAL REASONS WE SHOULD CERTAINLY PRETEND HE'S LIBERAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
March 31, 2011
HONESTLY, HE'S NOT AMUSING US INTENTIONALLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 PM
March 27, 2011
WHY DID W'S FASCISM WAIT UNTIL THE OBAMA/BIDEN REGIME TO DESCEND?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:43 PM
March 20, 2011
ONCE A LEGISLATOR, NOW THE EXECUITIVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:24 PM
March 14, 2011
NOT MY UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 AM
February 6, 2011
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:12 AM
January 23, 2011
MAN, THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ON THE UNICORN RIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:10 AM
January 7, 2011
WHY WOULD LATINOS, ASIANS AND JEWS VOTE FOR A BLACK PARTY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:23 PM
January 3, 2011
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 AM
December 20, 2010
THANKS, WIKILEAKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 AM
December 18, 2010
THERE'S NO SHORTER PATH TO THE POLITICAL WILDERNESS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:54 AM
November 23, 2010
OVER THE CLIFT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
November 20, 2010
"O" AS IN "OTHER":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:21 AM
November 17, 2010
PAGING MR. FEINGOLD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 PM
WHICH IS UNFAIR TO MOLLY RINGWOLD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
November 12, 2010
EVEN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 PM
November 9, 2010
AS IF HE HASN'T DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TO HIMSELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:38 PM
HE WAS NOT CALM...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 AM
November 8, 2010
PEGGY SUE GOT WEARIED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
November 5, 2010
THIS ONE'S WRONG PRETTY MUCH FROM START TO FINISH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
November 4, 2010
THE DYNAMIC IS LESS TRAGIC BUT MORE PERMANENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:39 PM
UH-OH, WE'RE ALL ON TO HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:38 AM
November 2, 2010
THEY CAN'T FIRE THE PROBLEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:21 PM
November 1, 2010
YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOING THE HARD SOCIAL CLIMBING TO JOIN THE ELITE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
FROM ALOFT TO THE BILGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
YOU KNOW, POPPY COULD RUN AGAIN....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:20 AM
October 27, 2010
FRIDAY THE RABBI QUACKED LIKE A DUCK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:02 AM
October 23, 2010
EVEN THE RIGHT OUGHT TO HAVE NOTICED BY NOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
October 19, 2010
CAREFUL WHAT YOU HOPE FOR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:01 AM
October 17, 2010
SO THIS GUY DRIVES HIS UNICORN INTO A DITCH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:16 AM
October 14, 2010
THE PROBLEM WITH MR. CORN'S ARGUMENT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:56 PM
THE IDEOLOGUE'S DILEMMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
IF HE WERE COSMOPOLITAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:22 AM
October 13, 2010
WHEN HE PUTS THE SHIV IN ALL THE DEMOCRATS OUT DEFENDING THEIR VOTE FOR THAT STIMULUS PACKAGE....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 PM
October 12, 2010
FIRE UP THE HOOKA, THE HOPIUM IS WEARING OFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
October 11, 2010
MAN WITH NO CLOTHES RUNS PAST CLOTHES WITH NO MAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:05 PM
October 7, 2010
WHICH GIVES THE UR ENTIRELY TOO MUCH CREDIT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
THE UNTEACHABLE GENIUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:03 AM
WHERE THERE'S NO SMOKE THERE'S NO "HOPE":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:55 AM
October 4, 2010
IT'S LONELY ATOP THE UNICORN THESE DAYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:02 PM
October 2, 2010
LEAVE US ACCEPT THE NOTION THAT HIS COMMUNITY ORGANIZING WAS A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 PM
IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT THAT COLBERT IS JUST STEWART'S ID... (via Jay Ostrander):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 PM
September 28, 2010
SOME MYTHS WE JUST CAN'T LET GO OF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:44 AM
September 25, 2010
OUR FRIEND RICK SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 PM
September 24, 2010
HOPE-LESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:51 PM
September 17, 2010
NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:58 AM
September 15, 2010
WHILE ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MR. ROVE'S MYSTIFICATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 PM
September 13, 2010
CHOOSING ECONOMICS OVER OBAMANOMICS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:27 AM
September 12, 2010
REMEMBER HOW SHE USED TO USE HER BROTHERS TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR W?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:14 AM
WHO'D HAVE DREAMT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
September 7, 2010
MEANWHILE, THE REALITY IS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:32 AM
September 3, 2010
SIZZLIN' TOFU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:08 PM
September 2, 2010
IN POLITICS IT'S NEVER A GOOD ISEA TO MAKE YOURSELF THE OTHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
August 24, 2010
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 AM
August 23, 2010
IF HE STOOD FOR ANYTHING HE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ELECTED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:57 PM
August 22, 2010
ATTICUS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:27 AM
August 20, 2010
APPEARANCES ARE NEVER DECEIVING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 AM
August 18, 2010
REALLY? (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:02 AM
August 13, 2010
THAT WHICH MADE HIM ELECTABLE MAKES HIM A BAD PRESIDENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
August 11, 2010
THE DOOR IS WIDE OPEN FOR A REAGAN/BUSH-TYPE OPEN BORDER CANDIDATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:30 PM
August 4, 2010
ARE YOU MY DADDY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
July 30, 2010
FRIENDS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:06 AM
July 29, 2010
IT'S NOT JUST THE DAMAGE THEY DO THE COUNTRY, BUT THE DAMAGE THEY DO THEMSELVES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 AM
July 28, 2010
ODDLY ENOUGH, THE ONE WAY AMERICA CAN PROVE IT'S POST-RACIAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:29 AM
July 26, 2010
THE DIRTY SECRET THAT THE LEFT KEEPS FROM ITSELF...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:13 PM
July 22, 2010
LINE OF THE DAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:16 PM
WHICH REMINDS ONE OF THE OLD JOKE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
July 21, 2010
KICKING A DEAD UNICORN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 PM
MAN, THE UR COULDN'T WAIT TO PULL THE PLUG ON HER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:51 AM
July 16, 2010
IN THE ABSENCE OF LEGISLATION YOU GET RULEMAKING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:20 PM
July 13, 2010
MR. BUFFETT, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
HE NEVER PASSED ANY LEGISLATION, BUT HE DID KILL SOME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:48 AM
July 12, 2010
ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE A SOCIALIST?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:52 AM
July 9, 2010
WHY WON'T THE DANG PIG EVER STAY IN THE POKE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:58 AM
ARE THEY THE LAST ONES TO FIGURE OUT HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:11 AM
July 4, 2010
GARY TRUDEAU HASN'T BEEN FUNNY SINCE NIXON WAS IN OFFICE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 PM
June 28, 2010
DEMOCRATS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY UNTIL THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:14 AM
June 25, 2010
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:53 PM
June 19, 2010
AND TURN THE UNICORN INTO GLUE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
June 17, 2010
IF EVEN MR. ROBINSON WANTS OFF THE UNICORN RIDE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 AM
June 16, 2010
NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:52 PM
THE REAL SURPRISE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
I'LL GO ALL IN AND FOLD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
June 13, 2010
GETTING LONELY ON THE UNICORN RIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:20 PM
June 9, 2010
THERE IS NO THERE THERE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 PM
June 6, 2010
IT TURNS OUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 AM
June 4, 2010
AND THEN THEY GREW UP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:40 AM
June 3, 2010
ANYONE WHO WINS THE PRESIDENCY HAD TO DO SOME THINGS RIGHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 AM
May 31, 2010
YOUR REFLEX IS MY RATIOCINATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
May 30, 2010
LOOK SMALL? HE'S NEGLIGIBLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:55 AM
May 19, 2010
FOR HIM TO ZAG BACK TO THE LEFT NOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:40 PM
May 17, 2010
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY REPUBLICAN LEGISLATION BECAUSE IT'S A GIVEAWAY TO INSURANCE COMPANIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:33 PM
May 5, 2010
IF HE WALKS LIKE A MINUTEMAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:17 AM
May 2, 2010
HAVING HELPED KILL W'S REFORM AND STOPPING HIS OWN PARTY'S...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:07 AM
April 27, 2010
MLK WEPT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:54 AM
April 23, 2010
OOPS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:21 PM
April 18, 2010
CONNIVING WITH PHAROAH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:55 PM
April 16, 2010
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:16 AM
UNLIKE MOST CHICAGO POLS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:46 AM
April 6, 2010
LOSING MORTIMER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 AM
April 5, 2010
WHICH IS TO DO VIOLENCE TO THE MEANING OF ASCETICISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:18 PM
April 3, 2010
THE EXTRAVAGANT UNREALITY OF THE REALITY-BASED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
April 1, 2010
PUT DOWN THE HOPIUM PIPE (via Ed Driscoll & Buttercup):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:49 PM
March 23, 2010
THE FIGHT WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 AM
March 17, 2010
THAT DANG LIBERAL PRESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:22 PM
THE GAP BETWEEN WHAT HE PROMISED AND WHAT THEY HEARD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
March 11, 2010
HIS APPEAL IS MORE SELECTIVE... (via Bryan Francoeur):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:48 PM
IT'S NOT AS IF ANYONE COMPARES HIM TO JFK ANYMORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:39 AM
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEEDED TO DO AMNESTY FIRST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
BASELESS ACCUSATION:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
March 9, 2010
PROBABLY THE 14% WHO ALSO BELIEVE IN DARWINISM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:28 PM
March 7, 2010
IT'D BE A RELIEF TO HAVE A POLITICAL ANALYST...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:15 PM
EXCEPT THAT DO IS DIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:06 PM
March 6, 2010
MORE BILL AND W, LESS UR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:15 AM
March 5, 2010
REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE FUN OF?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
March 4, 2010
THE TRUE BELIEVERS OF BOTH PARTIES EXIST TO BE EXPLOITED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
March 3, 2010
THE LINE FORMS BEHIND MICHELLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 AM
March 2, 2010
SEEPAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 PM
March 1, 2010
THE MOONBATS CAN HIT LEFTIES TOO:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 AM
February 28, 2010
NO PODIUM, NO TELEPROMPTER, NO PRESIDENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:31 AM
NOT OBAMA'S AMERICA, JUST OBAMA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 AM
February 22, 2010
THE UPSIDE OF AN EMPTY SUIT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:00 AM
February 17, 2010
JUST ANOTHER SPECIAL INTEREST THAT GOT BUPKUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:24 AM
February 15, 2010
FED WITH WORMWOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 PM
NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER EITHER, HUH?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:18 PM
YOU CAN'T BE BOTH rEALIST AND CONCERNED ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:01 PM
February 12, 2010
ANOTHER ONE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:38 PM
HE RAN ON EXPANDING THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, NOT NARROWING IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
February 11, 2010
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE AT THIS LATE DATE FOR THE OTHER NOBELIST TO BE SO CLUELESS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:04 PM
HAVING NEVER RUN ANYTHING THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GOVERN AMERICA EFFECTIVELY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:58 AM
February 10, 2010
THE POTEMKIN EMPEROR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:32 AM
February 9, 2010
MR> BEGALA MAKES HOW MUCH FROM POLITICAL CANDIDATES AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THIS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:32 PM
February 5, 2010
TWO MORE ABANDON SHIP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 PM
February 3, 2010
HOLD THE OUTRAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:32 PM
OUCH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:49 PM
NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE LAST ONE LEFT ON THE UNICORN RIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:17 AM
NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER EITHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 AM
February 2, 2010
WHY SHOULDN'T HE BE COMPLACENT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:15 PM
January 29, 2010
BRING BACK W!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:36 AM
WE HEAR GITMO'S AVAILABLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
January 28, 2010
NEVER AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:58 PM
SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE ANY SENSE OF THIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:22 AM
YES, IT WAS FULL BORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
January 25, 2010
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT GIFT, BARRY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 AM
"FOOLISH PERLSTEIN":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:08 AM
THE ONLY MEMORABLE STUFF HIS STAFF SPENDS THE NEXT WEEK EXPLAINING AWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
January 23, 2010
IT'S A QUEER FORMULA THE PUNDITOCRACY HAS COME UP WITH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
EVEN ASSUMING THERE WERE A CORE OBAMA TO KNOW...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
January 22, 2010
THERE'S A REASON LEGISLATORS MAKE SUCH AWFUL PRESIDENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:50 AM
January 21, 2010
OTHER THAN THE LOONEY LEFT, WHO MISSES IT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:33 PM
HE THOUGHT THE ONLY TIME HE'D HAVE TO TOUCH COMMONERS WAS TO CURE SCROFULA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 PM
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BRIGHT DUPED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:26 PM
HOW'S THAT TRANSPARENCY GOING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:57 PM
January 20, 2010
EXCEPT THAT IF HE'D RUN ON THE PUBLIC OPTION HE'D HAVE LOST HANDILY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 PM
I'M PAYING FOR THAT UNICORN!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:39 PM
NOW, NOW, DON'T SUGARCOAT IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:36 PM
WHICH IS TO SLUR MEDIOCRITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:13 PM
January 19, 2010
AH, THE MOMENT THEY FIRST BEGAN TO REALIZE THEY'D BOUGHT A PIG IN A POKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 PM
January 18, 2010
THE ONLY THING HE DID LEARN FROM BILL CLINTON'S FIRST TWO YEARS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:36 PM
January 17, 2010
AND THAT'S DESPITE BENEFITING FROM A PEACE AND A RECOVERY HE HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:05 PM
January 16, 2010
THE CANARD THAT HE'S SMART MAY BE THE LAST VESTIGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:26 PM
January 13, 2010
HE'S NOT EVEN HIS OWN UNICORN RIDER ANYMORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:07 AM
THE TREACHERY OF MEMORY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
TRANSPARENCY?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:44 AM
January 12, 2010
IT'S NOT A WAR, IT'S A ROUT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:25 AM
January 11, 2010
AND HE'S GIVEN HIMSELF THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:49 AM
January 10, 2010
AND YOU SHALL KNOW THEM BY WHAT THEY FEEL COMPELLED TO KEEP SECRET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:40 AM
January 7, 2010
SO EVERY PENNY HE SPENT RUNNING ADS AGAINST JOHN McCAIN WAS A LIE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:40 AM
December 31, 2009
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR (via Rod)
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:26 AM
December 30, 2009
HE IS THE CHANGE AND HE'S STRAIGHT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:03 AM
NOT AN ANALYSIS OF THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 AM
December 27, 2009
YOU PICKED A FINE TIME TO TELL US HE'S REAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:51 PM
December 23, 2009
THE COMPARISONS RUN MUCH DEEPER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
December 20, 2009
STOP US BEFORE WE KILL AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:18 PM
IF YOU POLLED TODAY ON THE QUESTION OF WHO PEOPLE VOTED FOR IN 2008...
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:40 PM
December 18, 2009
THERE'S A REASON US GRANT'S ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERED UNIQUELY CORRUPT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:00 PM
December 17, 2009
NOT MY UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:27 AM
December 16, 2009
BARACK OBAMA, AMERICAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:48 AM
December 14, 2009
SURE, HE'S WICKED NICE TO THE ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
December 10, 2009
AT THIS RATE HE'LL ONLY HAVE THE SUPPORT OF JEWS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:18 PM
DO THEY NOT OFFER A WARMONGER PRIZE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
WHEREAS THE REST OF US ARE SHOCKED THAT HE PASSED UP ANOTHER CHANCE TO BOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:37 AM
EVERY PRESIDENT GETS REHABILITATED, MOST NOT QUITE THIS FAST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
December 9, 2009
NO ONE'S BUYING ANYMORE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 PM
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS RIDE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
December 8, 2009
HE IS UNITING THE COUNTRY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:24 PM
IT'S GETTING LONELY ATOP THE UNICORN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:29 AM
FREE PEOPLES ARE LOUD, THE OPPRESSED KEEP QUIET:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:39 AM
December 7, 2009
PLEASE, NO ONE SENSIBLE TOOK THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:26 PM
December 6, 2009
WAIT, THAT'S NOT A UNICORN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:04 AM
December 5, 2009
IN WHICH REGARD HE IS AN AVATAR OF THE LEFT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
SOFT BIGOTRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:20 AM
December 4, 2009
THE BLOT RESOLVES INTO A W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:20 PM
MY MEMORY'S NOT GREAT, AND THIS IS A SWING STATE,...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
December 3, 2009
THE ESCALATOR OF LITE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:58 AM
December 2, 2009
JOIN THE CLUB:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 PM
DEROUSING?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
December 1, 2009
THE ONLY THING HE DOES READ IS THE TELEPROMPTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:58 AM
THE THING IS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:52 AM
November 29, 2009
LEAKING PUNDITS ANYWAY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:22 AM
November 25, 2009
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S A RUN OF THE MILL POLITICIAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:57 PM
November 24, 2009
HE'S RUINING AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR EVERYONE, YET THEY AREN'T MAD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:37 PM
November 23, 2009
REMEMBER BACK WHEN HE WAS UNLAMPOONABLE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:17 PM
IT'S A DIFFICULT ADJUSTMENT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
November 22, 2009
I BEG YOUR PARDON, I ONLY PROMISED ME IN THE ROSE GARDEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:02 AM
November 21, 2009
THE CLOTHES HAVE NO EMPEROR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:05 PM
BY THEIR STAFF SHALL YOU KNOW THEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:41 PM
November 20, 2009
WHOSE SIDE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:02 PM
November 19, 2009
HIS SPECIFIC PROMISES WERE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:35 AM
November 18, 2009
THE UNICORN RIDER AND THE DRAGON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 PM
November 17, 2009
WOW, TALK ABOUT FAILING A GLOBAL TEST...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
November 16, 2009
NO ONE LIKES AN INDIAN GIVER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:21 PM
November 15, 2009
ONE FAILURE AFTER ANOTHER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:32 AM
WE, NOT ME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:50 AM
November 14, 2009
"I AM THE CHANGE" IS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD, NO?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:40 PM
JUST GOVERN LIKE YOU RAN, RIGHTWARDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:27 PM
OH, THE PANIC THAT SETS IN WHEN YOU REALIZE HE ISN'T WHO YOU WANTED HIM TO BE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:59 PM
November 12, 2009
CAN'T SPELL MOAN WITHOUT HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
November 8, 2009
WHY AREN'T THEY DEMANDING THAT THE UR RESIGN...?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:19 AM
November 7, 2009
DOES ANYONE? EVER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 AM
November 6, 2009
WHAT HASN'T HE CEDED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:04 AM
November 5, 2009
THE POOR FOOL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:03 PM
NOT WHO THEY THOUGHT HE WAS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
AT LEAST ZELIG DIDN'T TALK IN ALL THOSE APPEARANCES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
November 4, 2009
THEY GET THAT THEY NEED TO PROMISE TAX CUTS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:48 PM
THE CLINTON ADVANTAGE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:44 PM
PERHAPS THE ULTIMATE DAMNATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
THEY JUST MISUNDERSTOOD THE MOVEMENT HE LEAD...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
November 3, 2009
YES, THAT IS A VISION OF THE FUTURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 AM
BUYER'S REMORSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
November 2, 2009
IN LIEU OF CHANGE OR HOPE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:35 PM
HOW MANY MORE YEARS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 AM
WHY MUST THE UR TORTURE THESE POOR VICTIMS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:01 AM
November 1, 2009
WHILE HARDLY KNOWN FOR THEIR POLITICAL SAVVY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:37 AM
MODO STUMBLES INTO AN APT COMPARISON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:56 AM
October 30, 2009
HE RAN ON NOTHING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
October 29, 2009
WHERE'S THE BIND?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
HOPE, CHANGE, PATRONAGE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:56 AM
October 27, 2009
JUST ANOTHER RIGHTWING WHACKO ATTACK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 PM
October 26, 2009
THUS, THE UNICORN RIDER (or UR):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:33 AM
October 25, 2009
TOO BLACK AND WHITE FOR BARRY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 PM
FOR ONE BRIEF SHINING MOMENT IT SEEMED POSSIBLE FRANK RICH WAS ABOUT TO WRITE AN INSIGHTFUL COLUMN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:17 AM
October 21, 2009
WE ARE CONFRONTED WITH A ZEN COHEN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:17 PM
NOT HIS UNICORN RIDER EITHER, EH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:20 PM
October 20, 2009
WHATEVER HE'S RIDING HAS JUMPED THE SHARK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:59 PM
WHEN THE REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY FINALLY FACES REALITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:15 AM
October 19, 2009
HE CARES ABOUT RE-ELECTION, NOT ABOUT ISSUES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:51 AM
October 18, 2009
AT LEAST THE BACK ROOM ISN'T SMOKE-FILLED...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:34 AM
WHY NOT OFFER THE PRC A WHOLE PACK OF LIFESAVERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
October 17, 2009
AND HE'S THE LAST GUY TO BUCK A TREND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:01 PM
HE'S KIND OF THE WHITE W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:51 AM
BLOW TO OBAMA, YOU SUCK!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 AM
October 16, 2009
MAYBE THEY SHOULD CREATE A NOBEL FOR ENVIRONMENTALISM TO GIVE HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 AM
October 15, 2009
ENEMIES? AGENTS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:13 PM
October 14, 2009
IT'S NOT THAT HE PLAYED THEM, BUT HOW EASILY HE DID:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:50 PM
IS THIS A HATE CRIME?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:53 AM
October 12, 2009
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE REALIZES THEY NEEDN'T FEAR THE UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:48 AM
IT CAN'T BE THE PEAK OF BATTLE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:47 AM
October 11, 2009
TURNS OUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:58 AM
DAMNING AARON'S STAFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:48 AM
October 10, 2009
ESSENTIALLY, HE'S EMBARRASSED THAT THEY THOUGHT LIKE HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:49 AM
October 7, 2009
THE UR WENT TO WASHINGTON AND I ALL I GOT WAS A T-SHIRT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:09 AM
October 6, 2009
TURNS OUT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
October 4, 2009
THIS IS JUST GETTING UGLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:30 AM
IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT THESE DUPES WERE SO BADLY FOOLED BY THE UR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 AM
October 3, 2009
THE UR IS IGNORING ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT PARADOXES...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:33 PM
October 2, 2009
DID THE UNICORN JUST JUMP THE SHARK?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:18 PM
September 30, 2009
ANOTHER MAN OFF THE UNICORN RIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:06 PM
BESIDES HIS OWN SELF-ABSORPTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:57 PM
September 23, 2009
ASK NOT WHAT AMERICA CAN DO FOR THE WORLD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:30 AM
September 22, 2009
WHERE'S JOE WILSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
UH-OH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:10 AM
September 19, 2009
STRIKE THAT, REVERSE IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
September 18, 2009
FIRST LEGALIZE THEM ALL, THEN BAN ILLEGALS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:17 AM
September 17, 2009
OBAMA LIED, NO ONE DIED?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
DOESN'T ANYONE TRUST THE UR TO DO THE RIGHT THING?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:42 AM
September 16, 2009
STOP THE UNICORN RIDE, HE WANTS TO GET OFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:05 AM
IT'S NOT RIGHT TO IMPLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:15 AM
September 9, 2009
SO HIS TEMPLATE IS A GUTTED BILL THAT DIED AND AN EXECUTIVE TOSSED FROM OFFICE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:40 AM
September 8, 2009
NOW THEY TELL US?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:28 PM
WHAT PART OF THIS DO THEY NOT GET?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:11 PM
ANYONE SEEN THAT "WAIVER" RUBBER STAMP?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:01 PM
ISN'T THE QUESTION AT THIS POINT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 AM
YOU DON'T GET CHANGE FROM ORGANIZATION MAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:34 AM
HE'S JUST A GUY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD...THE WHITE HOUSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:34 AM
THEY ONLY THINK IT'S A UNICORN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:20 AM
September 7, 2009
IF YOU RUN RED YOU CAN'T GOVERN BLUE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:03 AM
September 6, 2009
JUST BECAUSE THEY FOLLOWED DIDN'T MAKE HIM A LEADER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:55 PM
TOSSED ON THE NEWS DUMP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:03 AM
September 5, 2009
MUST BE THE SATURDAY OF A LONG WEEKEND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 PM
DO THE RIGHT THING, SUZIE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:36 PM
September 4, 2009
IF PROFESSIONAL COMICS WON'T MAKE FUN OF THEIR SOULMATE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:20 AM
September 1, 2009
HOW'S THAT INTERNET THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:18 PM
IT WOULD BE NEWS IF HE'D MEANT IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:31 AM
August 27, 2009
RECOUNT!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:35 PM
August 24, 2009
WELCOME TO THE PONDEROSA:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:13 AM
August 23, 2009
BETTER TO OWN IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:38 AM
PSSST...HE'S NOT BILL CLINTON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:22 AM
August 22, 2009
THEY WANT HIM TO BE WHO THEY IMAGINED, NOT WHO HE IS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:52 AM
August 21, 2009
IF THEY'RE SO BRIGHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:03 AM
August 20, 2009
IT'S ALMOST AS IF W WASN'T TO BLAME FOR BDS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:57 AM
August 19, 2009
ODD THAT THE MOST GIFTED COMMUNICATOR IN HUMAN HISTORY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 AM
THEIR LISTENING IS THE PROBLEM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:04 AM
August 18, 2009
FRACTURED FAIRY TALE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:23 PM
August 12, 2009
CAMPAIGNS ARE IMAGINARY, LEGISLATION IS REAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:20 AM
August 6, 2009
HOW MUCH IS THAT UNICORN RIDER IN THE WINDOW...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:18 PM
August 2, 2009
LOBBYISTS LOVE A VACUUM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:36 AM
July 21, 2009
THE LEMMINGS ARE ON THE TRACK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:59 AM
July 20, 2009
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT UICORN RIDERS COULD FLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:04 AM
July 18, 2009
THE PROBLEM IS IT'S TOO FRUITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:39 AM
July 16, 2009
HE'S NOT THEIR PRESIDENT, HE IS OURS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:55 PM
July 12, 2009
NOT TO MENTION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HORN WAS GLUED ON?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:57 AM
THE DICK CHENEY SCHOOL OF PUBLIC DEBATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:08 AM
July 11, 2009
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY HE CAME OUT AGAINST A NEW STIMULUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:39 AM
July 10, 2009
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:33 AM
July 9, 2009
IT'D BE HELPFUL IF THEY FACT-CHECKED BEFORE THE ELECTION, NOT AFTER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:06 PM
July 7, 2009
YOUR TELEPROMPTER, NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:23 PM
July 2, 2009
IN FAIRNESS TO HIS STAFF...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:55 PM
June 28, 2009
HE RIDES THE UNICORN AND THEY GET THE HORN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:31 PM
June 26, 2009
CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:51 AM
June 24, 2009
GOSH, WHY WOULD THE TWELVERS THINK WE DON'T CARE ABOUT DEMOCRACY?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:29 AM
TO BE FAIR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:55 AM
June 22, 2009
HE'LL BE FINE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:53 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT THAT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:53 AM
June 21, 2009
DEAN OVEREBOARD!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:05 AM
June 20, 2009
THE ONLY WAY HE CAN LOSE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:02 AM
A STRATEGY WOULD REQUIRE THOUGHT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:30 AM
June 19, 2009
THEY BETTER BLOW UP THE HEALTH BILL TOO IF THEY WANT TO RETAIN THE MAJORITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:53 PM
STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 AM
June 18, 2009
UR NO FDR:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:46 AM
LOOKED AT OBJECTIVELY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:26 AM
June 16, 2009
EXCEPT THAT PENILE IMPLANTS ARE HEALTH CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:08 PM
DEAD ON ARRIVAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:05 PM
June 15, 2009
JEWS NEED NOT APPLY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:56 AM
June 12, 2009
IF YOU PUSH HIM DOES HE NOT FOLD?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:41 PM
June 11, 2009
NATIONAL REVIEW OBVIOUSLY THINKS DIFFERENTLY... (via Lou Gots):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:14 PM
June 8, 2009
THE LIGHT BEGINS TO DAWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:32 PM
June 7, 2009
OOOPS, SHE ACTUALLY IS CATHOLIC?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 AM
June 5, 2009
NO ONE WILL FAULT A PRESIDEN T FOR NOT WANTING TO ATTEND THE THEATER IN DC...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:49 PM
June 3, 2009
EXCEPT THAT IF IT ACTUALLY WERE POPULAR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:03 AM
June 1, 2009
NO PROMISE LEFT UNBROKEN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:32 PM
TOO FEW VOTES FOR HIM TO CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:43 AM
May 29, 2009
WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:00 AM
May 27, 2009
A PLEDGE IS NO COMPETITION FOR THE NEWS CYCLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:23 AM
May 26, 2009
HE SURE DOESN'T WANT SERIOUS REGULATION UNTIL HE'S BEEN RE-ELECTED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:25 AM
May 23, 2009
IF IT ISN'T ALL ABOUT HIM THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT NOTHING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:00 AM
May 22, 2009
TO GET ELECTED IN A 60-40 NATION...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:30 PM
May 21, 2009
OH, THAT SECRETIVE ADMINISTRATION... (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 AM
IT HAD TO BE LENGTHY JUST TO COVER ALL THE PROMISES HE'S RENEGED ON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:28 AM
May 20, 2009
WON'T RUSH, DOESN'T CARE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:30 AM
THE ONLY CHANGE IS TO THE TOP LINE OF HIS RESUME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
May 18, 2009
BUT HOW DO THEY FEEL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:52 AM
May 17, 2009
THERE'S ONE PROBLEM WITH THE THEORY THAT HE GROWS INTO W'S POSITIONS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:18 AM
May 16, 2009
SPINAL TRAP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:38 AM
IN FACT, THE ADVANTAGE HE BEGAN WITH IS THE LACK OF A SELF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 AM
May 15, 2009
IN FAIRNESS TO THE PRESIDENT...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:27 AM
May 12, 2009
THE U.R.'S OWN GAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:11 AM
May 8, 2009
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE IS BRINGING US ALL TOGETHER....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:43 PM
April 29, 2009
THE IMMACULATE ASSAULT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:55 AM
April 20, 2009
DIVIDENDS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:49 AM
April 12, 2009
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO FOLKS WHO REJECT THE MESSIAH...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:04 PM
April 10, 2009
WHAT DID HE TRADE FOR THOSE CARBONS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:15 PM
April 7, 2009
IT'S IMPORTANT TO RECALL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:30 AM
April 4, 2009
MR. OBAMA'S NEIGHBORHOOD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:36 AM
THE ERA OF SPIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 AM
March 30, 2009
EXACTLY HOW WAS OUR ELECTING AN UNSERIOUS LEADER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 PM
March 29, 2009
AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T CHANNEL THE KENNEDYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:15 PM
March 27, 2009
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP BUT YOU STILL HAVE FOUR YEARS TO SERVE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:19 PM
March 26, 2009
AT LEAST IT WAS A DO NOTHING JOB....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 AM
March 25, 2009
IN FAIRNESS TO THE UR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:48 PM
UH-OH, THEY'RE ON TO HIM:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:38 AM
March 24, 2009
I VOTED FOR WHAT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:37 PM
BECOMING A CARICATURE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:32 PM
BUT HE MUST BE BETTER THAN W!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:52 AM
March 22, 2009
HOW'S "ANYONE BUT HILLARY" WORKING OUT FOR THE GRAY LADIES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:10 PM
WHO SMITETH THE SMITERS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:52 AM
March 19, 2009
MAY AS WELL CALL HIMSELF A "CRIP" AND GET THE TWO-FER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:41 PM
NO ONE WOULD MIND SEEING HIM GO DOWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:59 PM
GOSH, IS HE BAD AT THIS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:56 PM
THAT'S OUR UNILATERALIST PRESIDENT!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:27 AM
ONE OF US IS GOING TO PRISON, YOU OLD FOOL!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:41 AM
March 18, 2009
YOU'D THINK A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:58 PM
March 17, 2009
AND THEY AREN'T EXACTLY GRADING ON A BELL CURVE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:57 PM
WHY DOES THE UNICORN RIDER HATE MOSQUITOES?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:55 AM
March 16, 2009
WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET HOW YOU GOT ELECTED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:46 PM
March 13, 2009
KIND OF SAD WHEN YOUR STRONGEST DEFENSE AGAINST HYPOCRISY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:41 PM
PERHAPS THE UNICORN IS TOO VIRILE A SYMBOL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:11 AM
March 12, 2009
INSTEAD OF WAIVERS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:27 PM
IT'S NOT JUST ALLIES ABROAD HE BETRAYS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:43 AM
AND JAKE TAPPER DIDN'T WRITE THAT HEADLINE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:37 AM
March 11, 2009
I DONE BEEN BAMBOOZLED:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:57 PM
THE OBAMA CAPTIVITY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:45 AM
I VOTED FOR WHAT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:25 AM
March 10, 2009
FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH THE UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:35 PM
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM TO DEFEND US WHEN HE WAIVERS SO OFTEN?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:28 PM
HOW LONG UNTIL...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:47 PM
AFTER ALL, HE DIDN'T GET A SWEETHEART DEAL ON THE MORGAGE SO HE NEEDED A BREAK:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:45 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT WORD FOLLOWS "GENIAL" WHEN DESCRIBING PRESIDENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:15 AM
March 8, 2009
"WE"?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:20 AM
March 5, 2009
DOG AND UNICORN SHOW:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:12 PM
GIVEN HOW AWFUL HE IS WHEN HE SPEAKS EXTEMPORANEOUSLY...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:07 PM
March 4, 2009
THEY CAN AT LEAST GIVE US TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID PAYING OUR TAXES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:53 PM
TO GIVE HIM HIS DUE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:07 PM
MISSING W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:44 AM
March 3, 2009
OOPS, HE DID IT AGAIN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:08 PM
YOU MEAN THE COOK COUNTY HACK IS A COOK COUNTY HACK? WHODA' THUNK...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:58 AM
March 2, 2009
SEPARATION OF KIRK AND STATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:42 PM
ALL CZARS, NO SERFS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:45 PM
MAN, IS JAKE TAPPER HAVING FUN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:12 PM
March 1, 2009
IT'S OBAMAGIC:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:46 AM
February 28, 2009
YES WE CAN...DISAPPOINT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:22 PM
February 27, 2009
ET TU, BARRACK?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:42 AM
THE JOB OF DEMONIZING CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS WILL BE MADE CONSIDERABLY EASIER FOR THE GOP...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:13 AM
February 26, 2009
THE LONG THEOCRATIC NIGHT DESCENDS ON AMERICA....:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:28 AM
OBAMA LIED, DEMOCRATS SLIDE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 AM
February 25, 2009
LOOPHOLE ALERT!:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:29 PM
February 23, 2009
BUT YOU KNEW SHE'D MISS W:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
12:48 PM
February 21, 2009
DOESN'T THE TERM LOOPHOOLE SUGGEST SOME KIND OF INITIAL BARRIER?
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:50 PM
February 20, 2009
MAYBE BARACK IS SWAHILI FOR BUSH?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:38 PM
WOULDN'T IT HAVE SAVED A LOT OF TIME...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:35 PM
February 19, 2009
EVERYONE WANTS OFF THIS SINKING SHIP (via Glenn Dryfoos):
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:16 PM
THE LIGHT GOES ON IN THE CRYPT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:38 PM
February 18, 2009
INCOMPETENCE ISN'T CONSPIRACY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:25 AM
February 16, 2009
WHO ASKED THEM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 AM
February 15, 2009
STOPPING WHOM?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:37 PM
February 14, 2009
AFTER ALL, HE GAVE IT ALMOST A WHOLE MONTH:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:50 AM
HE IS WHO THEY THINK ROVE WAS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:34 AM
February 13, 2009
RAHMBLOWN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:09 AM
IMAGINE IF W HAD POLITICIZED THE CENSUS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:55 AM
REPUBLICANS OUGHT TO...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:50 AM
February 12, 2009
PSSSST...THE CLOUDS DIDN'T TURN TO COTTON CANDY EITHER...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:05 AM
February 11, 2009
SAME OLD, SAME OLD:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:20 PM
HE WON'T EVEN BRING THE TROOPS BACK FROM WWII:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:22 PM
JOB KILLER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:54 AM
February 10, 2009
LIKE A TAN TED STEVENS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:01 AM
February 8, 2009
SOMEWHERE, A KILLER RABBIT LICKS ITS CHOPS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:24 PM
February 7, 2009
THE GOP'S BLUDGEON:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:30 PM
THE HIGH COST OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK ON WATER AFTER ALL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:02 AM
February 5, 2009
SOLIS ECLIPSE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:59 PM
RARE?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
1:59 PM
APPARENTLY ANYTHING THAT PASSES IS AN EMERGENCY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:44 AM
APPARENTLY ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN ARE EXCEPTIONAL:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:25 AM
February 4, 2009
NOT THEIR UNICORN RIDER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:57 AM
RESTART? HOW ABOUT START?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:33 AM
February 3, 2009
TRIANGULATOR IN CHIEF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:59 PM
"IF WE SACRIFICE THE CHICK CAN WE KEEP DASCHLE?":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
2:37 PM
SOMEBODY BETTER FETCH HELEN PREJEAN:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
11:23 AM
ALIENATING THE BASE IS THE POINT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:16 AM
SAVING THE UR FROM HIS OWN IGNORANCE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:06 AM
MAKE THAT CASCHLE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:28 AM
February 2, 2009
DOES THE UR KNOW ANYONE WHO ISN'T CORRUPT?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:03 AM
February 1, 2009
GOVERNING FROM INSIDE THE LOOP:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:27 PM
IF YOU'RE SUCH A WEAK EXECUTIVE YOU LET THESE GUYS HANG YOU OUT TO DRY DURING THE HIRING PROCESS...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:20 AM
HOW A DEMOCRAT GETS TO GOVERN A RED STATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:45 AM
ABORTIONISTS AND GAYS OVERBOARD FIIRST:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 AM
January 31, 2009
GETTING SCHOOLED BY THE CANUCKS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:48 PM
JUST AS DIRTY, BUT DISHONEST INTO THE MIX:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:44 PM
SUCH A SELF-LOATHING ROMANTIC LIFE...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:59 PM
AND HE'S NO GEITHNER:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
7:41 AM
January 28, 2009
STOP THE UNICORN RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:40 PM
NOTE THAT THE HEADLINE ALSIO WORKS IF CHANGED TO ""yOU":
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:42 AM
January 27, 2009
THEY'RE JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:29 PM
January 26, 2009
HIS RE-ELECTION REQUIRES..:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:33 AM
January 24, 2009
YOU HAVE TO LOVE THE NOTION THAT HE'S GOING TO BE TOUGHER ON PAKISTAN...:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
10:40 AM
January 23, 2009
AN ENCOURAGING PRECEDENT:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:35 PM
January 22, 2009
OUR GUY:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:47 PM
ONLY KIDDING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
6:05 PM
IT ISN'T TORTURE ON A DEMOCRAT'S WATCH AT ANY RATE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
4:03 PM
January 20, 2009
EVEN MORE MISPLACED EXPECTATIONS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:39 PM
January 19, 2009
AS ONLY NIXON COULD GO TO CHINA, SO WILL A DEMOCRAT REFORM ENTITLEMENTS:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:07 PM
January 18, 2009
THE THINGS THEY MEAN LEAST ARE THE ONES THEY SAY TO WIN PRIMARIES:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:26 AM
January 15, 2009
OBAMA IS YOUR NEW IKE:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:19 AM
January 13, 2009
JUST CHANGE THE NAME:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:44 PM
HE'S NOT A BUSH HOLDOVER?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
3:38 PM
January 12, 2009
THEY'RE NEARLY BRED WITH HIM IN MIND:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
5:49 PM
MAYBE THAT WAS A WEASEL RUNNING UP THEIR LEGS?:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
8:04 AM
January 11, 2009
HE MUST ALREADY WANT TO GO BACK TO PEANUT FARMING:
Posted by Orrin Judd at
9:13 AM