MAN WITH NO CLOTHES RUNS PAST CLOTHES WITH NO MAN:

Man streaks in front of Obama for $1 million (Dan Halper, 10/11/10, Weekly Standard)

If billionaire Alki David is an honest man, the man who streaked in front of Barack Obama at the president’s rally today in Philadelphia will be paid $1 million for his stunt. The man who performed today’s stunt, which captured the attention of the Drudge Report and an Associated Press photographer, is 24-year-old Juan James Rodriguez, THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned.