IF IT WASN'T SMOKING A CIGARETTE IT HADN'T BEEN ABUSED (via Robert Schwartz):

>Abused sheep found in dorm in 2d similar case at Stonehill Michael Busack, September 11, 2005, Boston Globe)

For the second straight year, a sheep has been stolen from the Natural Resources Trust of Easton, abused, and left inside of a dormitory at Stonehill College.

According to Robert Babineau, executive director of the trust, the sheep was taken Sept. 3, spray-painted in black, dressed in a bra, and placed inside a Stonehill dorm.

''This type of behavior is not consistent with the college's values nor does it represent the overwhelming number of compassionate students who make up our community," David DiNapoli, chief of campus police at Stonehill, said in a press release.