November 19, 2003

Red Sox Haiku (MPo, 11/05/03)

My wife says her name
should be Pedro because I
never take her out

Posted by Orrin Judd at November 19, 2003 10:54 PM
Comments

But what might she say if there were someone warming up in the bullpen?

Posted by: Barry Meislin at November 20, 2003 2:36 AM

And the Red Sox palindrome:

Not so, Boston.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at November 20, 2003 3:17 PM

OJ;

That's where polyandry would help out.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at November 20, 2003 3:27 PM

AOG:

But they'd have to marry dozens of us before they found one who was eager to go out--a good metrosexual is hard to find.

Posted by: OJ at November 20, 2003 4:53 PM
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