June 26, 2006

MALLOW YELLOW (via Glenn Dryfoos):

Marshmallow Fluff Is the Stuff Legislation Is Made Of: How much sugar goo is too much in a school lunch? A Massachusetts state senator raises the sticky issue after his son comes home craving Fluffernutters. (Elizabeth Mehren, June 26, 2006, LA Times)

The Fluff war of 2006 began innocently enough, when 8-year-old Nathaniel Barrios asked one of his daddies to make him a Fluffernutter, his new favorite sandwich from school.

State Sen. Jarrett T. Barrios was indignant. He and his partner run a healthy household. Since when was one of their two sons eating peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff?

When the Democratic legislator filed a measure to limit the amount of marshmallow spread that Massachusetts schools can serve at lunch, the Fluff flap broke out in full force.

The sugary spread known as Fluff is a native product, born nearly a century ago in the kitchen of Archibald Query in Somerville, a town in Barrios' district.

State Rep. Kathi-Anne Reinstein, also a Democrat, was one of two legislators who instantly retaliated with bills to make the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich.


Don't be such sissies--make a man's meal your state sandwich.

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 26, 2006 4:52 PM
Comments

State Senator Barrios and his partner probably thought the idea of eating creamy, marshmellow fluff was hitting a bit too close to home. Imagine the outrage yet to come at creamed spinach.

I completely support the Senator in his effort to insure that his children will not have to eat creamy stuff until they are sufficiently prepared. We must respect diversity.

Posted by: Ed Bush at June 26, 2006 5:08 PM

I grew up on Fluffernutters! This is a regional thing, I haven't met anyone west & south of New York state that has any recollection of Fluffernutters.

They were especially good after you dunked them in cocoa milk.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at June 26, 2006 5:30 PM

Girl food.

Posted by: oj at June 26, 2006 5:33 PM

So I guess "man food" is food that a normal digestive system would regurgitate like a coyote unswallowing a poisoned bait. That B&O thing of yours is just freakin' revolting.

Posted by: joe shropshire at June 26, 2006 5:43 PM

Revealing more than you ought.

Posted by: oj at June 26, 2006 5:51 PM

Man food is a dead animal on your plate.

Posted by: AllenS at June 26, 2006 5:53 PM

Ah, a peanut butter and bacon....

Posted by: oj at June 26, 2006 5:57 PM

Here is some real manfood. You can serve the rest of that stuff to the kids after soccer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVx2JKuZp04&search=saturday%20night%20live

Posted by: Patrick H at June 26, 2006 6:00 PM

With the notable exception of s'mores, marshmallows are crap.

Posted by: Matt Murphy at June 26, 2006 6:28 PM

I'll have my Fluff straight off the spoon, thank you, and my fried bacon on white bread with ketchup.

Posted by: Rick T. at June 26, 2006 6:39 PM

At the Y?

Posted by: oj at June 26, 2006 6:42 PM

More than a spoonful is wasted, Rick.

Whee! Go me!

Posted by: Ed Bush at June 26, 2006 6:50 PM

Murphy's a voice of sanity.

Posted by: Jim in Chicago at June 26, 2006 7:09 PM

How could you all not mention this book?

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at June 27, 2006 11:50 AM

any pork product is a plus as a garnish for the Buck-n-O burger.

don't forget deep-fryed.....

Posted by: Buck at June 27, 2006 12:09 PM
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