Yet another example of social decline.

Another character flaw covered up by an industry and culture intent on making every personal problem another reason for a shot of Prozac, Ritalin, or Lipitor (all pushed upon us by an idustry that "doesn't exist, I suppose).

Further, the real cause of road rage lies in YET ANOTHER example of social decline, which is that too few people on the roads know how to drive, get out of the left lane, and otherwise make way for their superiors.

I endorse OJ's crusade against the car for no other reason that it may clear the roads for those of us who actually know how to drive.

Cars are the decline.

A few weeks ago you were extolling the virtues of the American homeowner buying fertilizer and lawn mowers to take care of their property. Apparently you want them schlepping this stuff home from Home Depot on the bus...?

There's tons of room under the bus.

At first, I misread your comment, oj. I thought it said "three tons of room under the bus". I was ready to contact Homeland Security and CSIS in Canada.

Great plan. As long as you live at the bus stop.

Those driving in the left lane at or below the speed limit should be immediately removed from the road and held in protective custody until they're too old to drive again. Those using cruise control while ... should be shot on sight.

It's not about drivers, but about driving.

HT:

Geez, are you a complete slug?

Define "complete". Also, it depends on the meaning of "are".

Load the TurfBuilder on the lawnmower and wheel it home.

If George Jones can drive his John Deere into town to get booze, I reckon OJ can use his to get turf.

OJ, someday you should build a diorama of your perfectly organized utopian "Community of the Future (Past)". Had you been born a little earlier, you could have exhibited it at the New York World's Fair, and by now we would all be enjoying the blissful connectedness of high density public transit in between the moments of leisure solitude at our expansive suburban estates. You may have to team up with an engineer chap by the name of Goldberg (Rube, I believe he's called), to make it all work.

How? It's not organized.