May 20, 2006

MY DOCTOR SAYS THE SAME THING ...

Castro healthy enough to live till 140 years old: doctor (AFP, 5/19/06)

Cuban President Fidel Castro, who turns 80 this year, enjoys vibrant health and will live to 140, his chief doctor said.
... as long as I keep my gun to his head.

Posted by David Cohen at May 20, 2006 10:06 AM
Comments

So what? People who've had to listen to his interminable speeches already think they've lived to 150.

Posted by: John at May 20, 2006 11:00 AM

I take this as good news, it means he's likely to keel over next week.

Posted by: pj at May 20, 2006 2:55 PM

"Weekend At Fidel's"

Posted by: Jayson at May 20, 2006 9:50 PM

He must be drinking the precious bodily fluids of some European tourists.

Posted by: ratbert at May 22, 2006 9:08 AM
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