February 13, 2006
HOW MANY SPECIES OF POODLE ARE THERE?:
Scientists discover new species of assassin spiders (Allicia Chang, 2/12/06, The Associated Press)
Scientists from the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco and researchers in Madagascar caught more than a million bugs, including the nine new species of assassin spiders, during a four-year expedition through the island's rain and deciduous forests.
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Dogs Like Us (TED KERASOTE, 2/13/06, NY Times)
THE 130th Westminster Dog Show comes to New York today, with its thousands of contestants, ranging in size from two-pound Chihuahuas to 120-pound Great Danes. As the highly groomed dogs prance down the runways of Madison Square Garden — the floor-length coats of the Afghan hounds swaying, the teased coiffures of the poodles bouncing — it's hard not to think of a fashion show.In the case of dog shows, a given breed's parent club sets the standard for the breed's look or style. These standards describe an ideal specimen and are supposed to relate a dog's form to the original function it performed. But given that dogs are the most plastic of species, and people are inventive, some remarkable varieties of dogs have been created to serve our notions of beauty, novelty, companionship and service.
Unfortunately, in some breeds, form has trumped function. The Pekingese and the bulldog, whose flattened faces make breathing difficult, are two examples. Such design flaws — often perpetuated by breeders trying to produce a dog with a unique look — have enduring consequences for individual dogs, their progeny and the people who love them.
Of the 180 breeds listed on one popular Web site for choosing purebred puppies, 42 percent have chronic health problems: skin diseases, stomach disorders, a high incidence of cancers, the inability to bear young without Caesareans, shortened life spans. The list is as disturbing as it is long, and poses a question: dazzled by the uniqueness of many of the breeds we've created, have we — the dog-owning public — turned a blind eye to the development of a host of dysfunctional animals?
Such is intelligent design.
Posted by Orrin Judd at February 13, 2006 7:37 AM
A million bugs? Pretty impressive. Last summer I caught a few thousand bugs in my backyard, including four new species of mosquito and seven of black fly. I was really excited and was trying to figure out where they fit on the tree of life, but then my wife said dinner was ready and so I just killed them.
Posted by: Peter B at February 13, 2006 8:35 AMPerhaps it was the spiders who discovered a new species of scientist. Who are we to say, really?
Posted by: Noel at February 13, 2006 8:46 AMMeet the new species, same as the old species.
Posted by: Pontius at February 13, 2006 10:41 AMThe Who, eh Pontius? I was thinking Bowie; Ziggy Scientists And the Spiders From Madagascar.
Posted by: Noel at February 13, 2006 10:53 AMWith respect to the dogs, it should probably be called Unintelligent Design.
Posted by: Brandon at February 13, 2006 12:45 PMYou don't think Man is intelligent?
Posted by: oj at February 13, 2006 1:01 PM"Spider" is not a Species, but an Order. That means, in proper King Philip and green spahgetthi style, that there are various Families, Genera, and Species that are all spiders.
Apples and oranges, OJ. Apples and oranges. (But they're all fruit!)
Posted by: Chris Durnell at February 13, 2006 2:25 PM"new species of assassin spiders"
Posted by: oj at February 13, 2006 3:43 PMActually the Dog breed thing is a remnant of the connection between Darwinism and Racism via Chuck's cousin Francis Galton.
Posted by: Robert Schwartz at February 13, 2006 9:04 PMWas that "Boris The Spider"?
Wow, remembering that song makes me feel old!
Posted by: Dave W at February 13, 2006 11:28 PM