January 13, 2006
WHO'S SHE TO CRITICIZE SOMEONE ELSE'S BUST:
Pamela Anderson takes on Colonel Sanders (CNN, January 13, 2006)
Television star Pamela Anderson is leading a campaign to have the bust of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Harland Sanders removed from the Kentucky state capitol. [...]Posted by Orrin Judd at January 13, 2006 8:37 PMAnderson wrote the letter with the help of People for the Ethical Treatment of animals. In a statement issued by PETA, Anderson said, "The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state capitol."
KFC's are filled with silicone, too.
Posted by: ghostcat at January 13, 2006 9:30 PMPREDICTIION: One all the Indian mascots and team nicknames are removed from sports teams throughout this great land, animal mascots and team nicknames will be demonized and condemned.
Posted by: Dave W at January 13, 2006 9:37 PMGhostcat:
Do you mean to imply that Pamela Anderson "parts" aren't 100% natural white meat?
I won't bite on that, Jayson.
Posted by: ghostcat at January 13, 2006 10:57 PMAnimals are biodegradable, can we say the same about her chest?
Posted by: Sandy P at January 14, 2006 3:40 AMYeah, well I've been fooling around trying to come up with a clever quip involving secret herbs and spices, but I think I'd better just go for a jog instead.
Posted by: Peter B at January 14, 2006 7:10 AMThose are not free range breasts.
Posted by: AllenS at January 14, 2006 9:09 AMAsk Anderson how she pronounces the capital of Kentucky - Luahville or Looeyville...
When she says Looeyville tell her "NO it's Frankfort...moron!"
Posted by: Bartman at January 14, 2006 9:14 AMI also doubt Pam's breasts are disease-free enough to pass U.S. Department of Agriculure inspection standards, no matter how many trace chemicals are found inside.
Posted by: John at January 14, 2006 9:19 AM"Anderson wrote the letter with the help of PETA..."
Didn't she at least go to elementary school?
Posted by: jim hamlen at January 14, 2006 9:38 AMPeter B:
How about a quip for "finger lickin' good"?
Cry, the Beloved Bucket!
Posted by: Robert Duquette at January 14, 2006 2:24 PMI repent. Get behind me Satan. Now I will take the dog for a long walk.
Posted by: Dave W at January 14, 2006 3:23 PMYou know, those vegan-friendly synthetic breast nuggets, whatever they're called, are actually rather tasty. Pam would be the perfect pitchwoman.
Posted by: pontius at January 14, 2006 4:18 PMpeta asked pam to make a video and she said she always wanted to go to enumclaw...
Posted by: toe at January 14, 2006 4:52 PM