May 5, 2005

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO

Make mine tofu (Globe and Mail, May 4th, 2005)

Scientists have caught a dinosaur in the act of evolving from meat-eater to vegetarian.

What would its mother have said if she had lived to see that?


Posted by Peter Burnet at May 5, 2005 7:07 PM
Comments

"Uh-oh, looks like Rex is dead."
"Yeah... let's stick some cauliflower in his mouth so he looks like one of those stupid duckbills!"
"Hee hee! I'm in; I never liked the guy..."

Posted by: Just John at May 5, 2005 7:16 PM

What did they do -- find a fossil holding a picket sign protesting McDonald's use of animal fat in their french fries?

Posted by: John at May 5, 2005 7:41 PM

I've caught my cat evolving as well. He'd eat me if he got the chance but I've see him nibbling the houseplants too.

Posted by: Rick T. at May 6, 2005 10:33 AM
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