November 11, 2004

MAYBE THE JOB MARKET IS TOUGHER THAN WE THOUGHT:

Bodyguard: Minnelli forced sex on me (The Associated Press, Nov. 11, 2004)

Liza Minnelli’s bodyguard claims the Oscar-winning actress made him have sex with her in order to keep his job, according to recently unsealed court documents.

Even her last husband doesn't claim she made him have sex with her.

Posted by Orrin Judd at November 11, 2004 3:13 PM
Comments

It's the Arafat interpretation of bodyguard duties.

By the way, did you get a look at Arafat's wife? She looks just like a cleaned-up version of Arafat. I don't believe he's really dead...

Posted by: JimGooding at November 11, 2004 3:28 PM

“After many repeated attempts by Minnelli to compel (Soumayah) to have sex with her, (he) eventually succumbed,” the papers say."

Don't ya just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: Peter B at November 11, 2004 4:01 PM

Ick, poo.

Posted by: Twn at November 11, 2004 4:12 PM

It was probably the only way she could get anyone to bed her.

Posted by: Joe at November 11, 2004 6:46 PM

He's suing for $100 million. Prostitution has sure gotten expensive these days.

Posted by: pj at November 11, 2004 7:41 PM

Jeez, first I gotta hear about Arafat's sex life and now Liza Minelli. Yecch.

Posted by: Governor Breck at November 11, 2004 8:42 PM

This is a recurring factual pattern for the truly talentless Ms. Minelli. I once met her dog walker at a party. He looked like Fabio and he told us that she regularly gets drunk or drugged up and forces herself sexually on the hired help, both men and women.

Posted by: Bart at November 12, 2004 6:29 AM
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