September 4, 2004
WHY ARE THEY PRAYING FOR GUIDANCE IN ROME...
Britney dumps Kabbalah for a Catholic wedding! (The Times of India, August 31st, 2004)
Pop diva Britney Spears is reportedly planning to ditch her Kabbalah faith on her wedding day by saying 'I Do' to her dancer fiance Kevin Federline in a Catholic ceremony.The 'Toxic' star and Federline have been having secret meetings at a Catholic monastery in California at the request of their Christian parents, who were upset with Britney's plans to go for a typical Kabbalah marriage.
Britney was reportedly very impressed with Malibu's Serra Retreat Center, which is home to devout Catholic monks since 1943, and the pop sensation is now keen to use it for her big day.
...and giving thanks in Jerusalem?
See, God really does protect the Jewish people.
Posted by: Robert Schwartz at September 4, 2004 6:12 PMShe's not shallow. She's a thin film formed by capillary action.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at September 4, 2004 6:17 PMThe fault is not in Britney but in those for whom her "beliefs" are significant.
Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at September 4, 2004 6:57 PMRobert: Yes, but does he really need to punish us while he does so?
Posted by: Chris at September 4, 2004 7:01 PMIt reminds me of George Jessel's comment when Milton Berle converted to Christian Science. 'Our loss is their loss.'
This Kabbalah for Dummies thing that Madonna or Britney Spears do is really embarassing. Before you even think about undertaking Kaballic study, you should complete about 9 years of Talmudic study as well as having a solid grounding in mathematics. Do you think Britney could even balance her checkbook and that she knows the difference between a Talmud and a ham sandwich?
Posted by: Bart at September 4, 2004 10:43 PMHowever shallowly, Britney acknowledges a higher power, and believes that our carnal selves aren't the totality of existence, which some prominent people at this site assure me is enough for civilization to endure.
Posted by: Michael Herdegen at September 6, 2004 4:14 AM