September 3, 2004
THE LOST ART OF DRAWING THE LINE:
Man charged in farmyard romp with pig (Tinuola Awopetu, 9/02/04, Court TV)
Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.
According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.
The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.
Let he who has not had sex with a barnyard animal throw the first stone, but your sister's animal? That smacks of incest. Posted by Orrin Judd at September 3, 2004 11:14 AM
Sow or boar? He could have a trifecta goin' on here.
Posted by: Bruce Cleaver at September 3, 2004 11:27 AMHe fled to Cambodia, where he's planning a hard-hitting press conference...
Posted by: Jim Gooding at September 3, 2004 12:28 PMLouisiana-- where men are men and the sheep are nervous. (also used to defame Texas, Utah and the North Dakota.)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at September 3, 2004 12:35 PMThat was no pig. It was former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.
Posted by: Bart at September 3, 2004 12:47 PMThat was black, Bart.
Posted by: genecis at September 3, 2004 1:28 PM"I did not have sexual relations with that pig...Miss Piggy..."
Posted by: BJW at September 3, 2004 2:05 PMIt's sad bigots won't allow this man to marry the pig. It would benefit society if he could, and actually serve to strengthen the community and normal marriages.
Posted by: carter at September 3, 2004 2:40 PMcarter - would their offspring be Vietnamese-American?
Posted by: pj at September 3, 2004 3:00 PMI'm not sure, but I suspect their offspring would taste delicious.
Posted by: carter at September 3, 2004 5:34 PMBJW:
Hey, lay off Miss Piggy. She's a hottie. If only she'd dump that green loser Kermit...
Posted by: Joe at September 3, 2004 8:25 PMBring the frog and you get to be Lucky Pierre.
Posted by: oj at September 3, 2004 8:42 PMCouldn't he have had sex with a halfway good-looking animal, like Britany Spears horse or something?
Posted by: Amos at September 4, 2004 1:36 AMI laughed right along, of course, but this is in the "Homosexuality Archive"--why?
Posted by: Doug at September 5, 2004 2:08 PMSlippery slope....
Posted by: oj at September 5, 2004 2:26 PMSomeone must have told him that Animal Husbandry was a great major (until he got caught at it).
Posted by: Def Egge at September 6, 2004 7:41 PMThe crime was not that he had sex with the pig but rather, the South still takes offence to interracial relations.
Posted by: dan at December 11, 2004 8:08 PMThe crime was not that he had sex with the pig but rather, the South still takes offence to interracial relations.
Posted by: dan at December 11, 2004 8:08 PM