September 29, 2004

SHE'LL BE CAMPAIGNING IN GUAM THIS NOVEMBER:

Heinz Kerry still outspoken — but off center stage (Martin Kasindorf, 9/28/04, USA TODAY)

Famed for independent-mindedness, Teresa Heinz Kerry is taking a new tack during the final countdown to Election Day. She's subordinating herself to her husband's campaign strategists — but only in where she goes, not in her outspoken ways. [...]

"Teresa has disappeared, by and large," says Sherry Bebitch Jeffe, a public policy analyst at the University of Southern California. That's the way Kerry's aides prefer it because she is prone to controversial outbursts, Jeffe says. "Every time they let her out, she says something that they don't like."


So they've disappeared their candidates for vice president and first lady, now if they just had sense enough to hide John Kerry himself they might avoid a blowout.

Posted by Orrin Judd at September 29, 2004 4:19 PM
Comments

I'm not sure if that's her middle or maiden name, but Ms. Jeffe wins the award for all-time worst decision to continue to use whichever it is...

Posted by: brian at September 29, 2004 4:27 PM

brian: no fair. killing me.

Posted by: John Resnick at September 29, 2004 5:14 PM

It's too bad that her husband would be such a disaster as president. She would provide four years of laughs.

Posted by: AllenS at September 29, 2004 6:02 PM

Guam - where they are about to begin the eradication of thousands of Australian brown snakes that have made it there on ships over the years.

One more snake that needs to be eradicated!

Posted by: Oswald Booth Czolgosz at September 29, 2004 9:30 PM
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