September 1, 2004
MORE ADVISORS--THAT'S THE TICKET:
To: National Desk and Political Reporter
Contact: Allison Dobson of Kerry-Edwards 2004, 202-464-2800, Web: http://www.johnkerry.comWASHINGTON, Aug. 31 /U.S. Newswire/ --With just over two months to go before Election Day, the Kerry-Edwards campaign announced Tuesday that it has brought on board key new staff to help lead the campaign to victory on November 2nd. The new additions strengthen an already impressive campaign team and bolster the campaign's efforts to put John Kerry and John Edwards in the White House.
As The Wife said, "Kerry's problem is he has the wrong thousand people advising him." Posted by Orrin Judd at September 1, 2004 12:01 AM
Kerry should convert to the Republican Party tomorrow. He'd probably get a prime-time slot at the convention for it -- and he could pick up some strong Republican advisors. It would help his candidacy immensely.
Posted by: pj at September 1, 2004 12:51 AMKerry seems to be emulating a WWI General whose only battle plan is to keep throwing men at the enemy machine guns.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at September 1, 2004 1:06 AMOn the other hand, Kerry is now assured of having a strong and tenacious defender in front of the media if he decides between now and Election Day to have an affair with Monica Lewinsky.
Posted by: John at September 1, 2004 2:37 AMI like the fact that both candidates are now advised on national security by a female Dr. Rice.
Posted by: Bob at September 1, 2004 9:22 AMPace WFB jr: Maybe Kerry should open the Boston phone book and pick the first 500 names.
Posted by: H.D. Miller at September 1, 2004 9:54 AMYou can't fool me! It's advisors all the way down!
Posted by: Rick T. at September 1, 2004 10:52 AMI just got some spam that invited me to become a Kerry advisor. So that's how they find 'em.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at September 1, 2004 12:09 PMRick T:
I think you've put it in a nutshell with that one.
Posted by: mike earl at September 1, 2004 12:32 PMWell, how else did you think he was going to create 10 million jobs?
Posted by: Timothy at September 1, 2004 12:42 PMIs Edwards an advisor or a prom date?
Posted by: jim hamlen at September 1, 2004 2:24 PMFunniest BroJudd comment thread ever!
Posted by: PapayaSF at September 1, 2004 3:38 PM