August 28, 2004

REASON ENOUGH TO BURN THEM:

Witchcraft blamed as man grows genital organ on face (Japhet Dube, 24 Aug 2004, Newzimbabwe.com)

IN a bizarre incident, a Bulawayo man allegedly developed a female genital organ on the right side of his face stretching up to the chest in what is suspected to be a case of witchcraft.

Posted by Orrin Judd at August 28, 2004 6:55 AM
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Mr. Judd;

He's got other problems if his chest is up from the right side of his face.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at August 28, 2004 12:35 PM

This is exactly what gets "witches" killed, superstition mixed with an unusual occurrence.

Dr. Jimmy Gazi has a more credible explanation, at the end of the linked article.

As pointed out on 'Bewitched', if witches actually had all of the powers attributed to them, why wouldn't they just kill their victims ?

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at August 28, 2004 1:46 PM

SIR BEDEVERE: "How do you know she is a witch?"

VILLAGER TWO: "She turned me into a next!" (pause) "I got better."

VILLAGER ONE: "Burn her anyway!"

Posted by: Brandon at August 28, 2004 1:55 PM

The organ stretches from his face all the way down down to his chest? Heaven help him if the woman this this belongs to ever shows up to get it back.

Posted by: John at August 28, 2004 1:58 PM

So, if someone is ignorant enough to believe in witchcraft, that gives him the right to kill anyone he likes?

If I decide I own the Statue of Liberty, can I charge you admission to it?

Posted by: Harry Eagar at August 28, 2004 7:07 PM

Harry:

You can try--I suspect you'll be carted away by TSA--very much to the point.

Posted by: oj at August 29, 2004 3:29 PM
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