He seems to be my type of Democrat. He didn't vote in elections and he rarely shows up in the Senate.

John Edwards

That's it? Was Dan Quayle's that short? At least the lack of military experience means we won't be hearing any more AWOL and chickenhawk talk from the Looney Dems.

And what classes does one take to get an "honors degree in textiles"?

But he has a purty face and nice hair and a few million bucks all his own and most important he doesn't look French and did not serve in Vietnam.