May 2, 2004
WHAT'S FRENCH FOR COMPLEX?:
What Kerry Means To Say...: He is tripping over himself on the trail, but not without a little help from the Bush campaign (KAREN TUMULTY, May. 02, 2004, TIME)
Never had John Kerry encountered a more target-rich environment than the week that saw the Bush White House hauled in to explain itself to both the Supreme Court and the 9/11 commission, not to mention the first anniversary of the aircraft-carrier landing that turned "mission accomplished" into a punch line. But what did the challenger find himself talking about for three days? The question of what, precisely, he tossed over a fence in front of the Capitol during an antiwar protest 33 years ago. The point of contention was whether the much decorated Vietnam veteran who still carries shrapnel in his thigh threw away medals, as he told a local Washington television station in 1971, or ribbons, which is how he subsequently described them to nearly everyone else. Political hands of both parties expressed wonderment over how it was that any politician could find himself on the defensive about his own medals for valor and sacrifice.But the flap was instructive about the kind of traps that the Bush campaign is adept at setting for Kerry, and the personality trait that makes Kerry walk right into them. That Bush allies would unearth and quietly slip the 1971 videotape to two news outlets tells you that the Republicans are doing what the Kerry campaign had expected them to do all along — playing hardball. But that Kerry could be ensnared in the ribbons vs. medals nontroversy tells you why so many Democrats start to get nervous whenever the Massachusetts Senator opens his mouth without a script.
Kerry has something of a gift for the toxic sound bite. "It's just weird," says a Democratic strategist. "It's simultaneously not a big deal and sort of unsettling." The decorations flap was only the latest evidence that Kerry's own words are turning out to be the Republicans' most lethal weapon. The Bush campaign has run millions of dollars of advertising based on Kerry's now infamous comment about having voted for an $87 billion appropriation for U.S. operations in Iraq and Afghanistan before voting against it — a statement that makes sense only in the have-it-both-ways world of the U.S. Senate. Kerry last week repeated his righteous declaration that he hadn't run a single negative ad against Bush — just in time for the release of a University of Missouri-Columbia study finding that 32% of his spots have been attacks against the President. And asked yet again recently on Meet the Press just whom he meant when he said he has heard from world leaders that Bush has to go, Kerry lamely offered, "You can go to New York City, and you can be in a restaurant, and you can meet a foreign leader." [...]
Kerry's verbal meanderings are partly a reflection of a mind that sees complexity in almost every issue. The son of a diplomat, educated partly in boarding schools in Europe, Kerry learned to look at current affairs from multiple perspectives. Says an adviser: "It's not like he's trying to shade the truth. He overintellectualizes his explanations."
If only he weren't so smart he wouldn't sound like such an idiot. Whereas, George Bush sometimes sounds stupid because he is. Got it? Posted by Orrin Judd at May 2, 2004 11:21 PM
This fits the liberal paradigm to explain conservatism: conservatives are simply ignorant (ill-informed or unaware of the facts), or failing that, they are unfortunately stupid (unable to draw the proper conclusions from the facts), or finally, failing these two, they are willfully evil. Hence, it follows that liberals are well-informed, intelligent, and good, no matter how idiotic they may sound.
Posted by: jd watson at May 3, 2004 4:24 AMoh, no, here we go again, Clinton is brilliant, Gore was brilliant, Kerry is brilliant. But would you be at all interested to sit down and hear him talk over dinner. Probably one of the most boriing, uninspiring, intellectually draught conversations I could imagine. Now, would you want to sit down with GW or Cheney and hear what they have to say and their thoughts. Oh yeah. One reason, because they actually say close to what they think, in public, and it's interesting. Kerry just whines like a little girl all the time.
Posted by: neil at May 3, 2004 6:24 AMTypical. Kerry's problems aren't self-inflected but the result of the mean GOP attack machine. These people won't accept the turkey of a candidate they might be nominating (look out for the Torricelli option) until after Nov. 2.
Posted by: AWW at May 3, 2004 7:56 AMSpeaking of idiots, how 'bout that media?
"Political hands of both parties expressed wonderment over how it was that any politician could find himself on the defensive about his own medals for valor and sacrifice."
However, I don't think there's a non-media, politico American alive expressing wonderment. If I save my entire platoon through unbelievable heroism, win the Congressional Medal of Honor, come home, and put it on Ebay within a week of my return.... yeah... I might find myself "on the defensive" about it. More to the point, if my buddy does the same thing as well, ALSO wins the award.... well... what does my putting it on Ebay say about the reverence that I hold HIS award in, as well as mine.
It ain't Kerry in 'Nam, it's the afters. Bubba Jones figured that one out. Maybe TIME Magazine will some time as well.
Posted by: Andrew X at May 3, 2004 8:17 AMI will never understand why GWB is considered dumb and Al Gore a genius. GWB holds an MBA from Harvard; those are not distributed free with Cracker Jacks. Al Gore, on the other hand, flunked out of divinity school and dropped out of law school (or vice versa, I never remember which). 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Morrie at May 3, 2004 9:26 AMEvery Republican president over the past 75 years has been portrayed as either dumb (Eisenhower, Ford, Reagan, Bush II) or evil (Hoover, Nixon, Bush I), though Reagan and GWB manage to fall into both categories depending on the topic de jeur for the Democrats. Dumb is the default option, since it allows supporters of Gore, Kerry, etc., to feel they are also intellectually superior by osmosis. But when they can't feasibly say the GOP candidate is a moron, then the Evil Candidate option comes into play, as with Nixon and GHWB (Iran-Contra, 1980 October surprise), though Clinton eventually was able to win in 2003 by using the Bush-is-out-of-touch strategy that Perot and Buchanan had forged earlier in the year.
Posted by: John at May 3, 2004 9:39 AMJohn:
Excepting races with an incumbent, the only man this century to win election who was perceived as the more intelligent candidate was Hoover--which tells us everything we need to know.
Posted by: oj at May 3, 2004 9:55 AMHe overintellectualizes his explanations.
That is absolutely wonderful. I'm waiting for one of my students to use that one when they screw up a test.
Watching a Gore interview during the last campaign I said to my wife: listen carefully; he's going to explain his program as if he was talking to a five year old. She responded, you mean the way it was explained to him?
Posted by: Genecis at May 3, 2004 12:16 PMI have an IQ measured at over 160; fast-track ex-kid genius, the rest of me only a life-support system for my IQ, you name it.
I know from experience that I am useless in a decision-making position. With 30+ trains of thought going on in my head at all times, I have a hard enough time picking out one to act on, then when I do I have all the "on the other hand" and "on the other other hand" and "on the other other other hand" chiming in until I am totally paralyzed with information overload.
I work best as a Number Two under a boss who actually can make a decision and then run a little interference so the input coming down to me does not overload me. Given that situation, I can work miracles like Wesley Crusher in a New Testament Trek script.
Posted by: Ken at May 3, 2004 1:34 PMI think Carter had the same problem/advantage Ken.
Posted by: genecis at May 3, 2004 5:40 PMCarter also felt he should/could everything himself whenever possible, hence important issues were left sitting for hours so Carter could plan out the White House tennis court schedule. Clinton also had a hard time delegating - the stuff he gave Gore to do was trivial to the point of ridiculousness ... then again, would you trust anything important to Al Gore?
The problem I think they ran into: the Presidency is not a sole proprietorship, though it is seen as one. It's actually a highly diversified corporation, where the President is the public presence but most of the heavy lifting is done by managers and department heads. These people must be allowed to do their jobs, and must be capable of doing them - compare the star power in Bush's cabinet to the nonentities in Clinton's, or (heaven help us) Carter's. It says something that in Jimmy's entourage Zbiginew Brzezinski looked like a standout.
Posted by: John Barrett Jr. at May 3, 2004 10:05 PMThat's the problem you have when the boss is a compulsive micromanager who insists on doing everything himself.
Posted by: Ken at May 4, 2004 3:40 PMThat's what the Donkeys don't get about GW. He manages the principals and keeps the big picture in the foreground, delegating the details. Socialists/totalitarians can't keep their egos out of the details and inject an element of confusion among the bureaucrats, looking beyond the objectives to please personalities.
Posted by: genecis at May 6, 2004 10:30 PM