May 17, 2004

ANOTHER PRETEXT PANS OUT:

Bomb With Nerve Agent Explodes in Iraq (KIRK SEMPLE, 5/17/04, NY Times)

An explosive containing sarin nerve gas was discovered by American troops in Baghdad and detonated, an American military spokesman there said today. It was the first sarin shell the American military has found since the invasion of Iraq last year, the spokesman, Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt, said in a televised news conference.

Wanna make a million dollars? Quick, get to market with a solvent that will take "Bush Lied" stickers off the bumpers of Volvos, but leave the "Darwin Fish" and the pink triangle intact.

Posted by Orrin Judd at May 17, 2004 1:07 PM
Comments

What is the Pink Triangle? I haven't seen any of those.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at May 17, 2004 1:18 PM

I think he means the rainbow triangle. And don't forget that fershlugginer "Hate Is Not a Family Value" - I don't recall anyone saying it was. When an entire ideology can be expressed by eight words on a bumper sticker, something is wrong - with the bumper sticker AND the ideology.

Posted by: John Barrett Jr. at May 17, 2004 1:30 PM

There are both pink triangles and rainbow stickers--I think Hitler made gays wear the triangles or something of the sort.

Posted by: oj at May 17, 2004 1:50 PM

The Left likes simple slogans and simple symbols because evan a sentence would exceed the limit of the ability of most of them to handle a rational idea.

And you are right about the "Family Values" bumper sticker-- I can't think of a shorter phrase that packages up so many straw men, and lies, and so much bigotry, sanctimony and self-righteousness as that one.

("Fershlugginer"-- I loved those paperback reprints.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 17, 2004 1:52 PM

"I can't think of a shorter phrase that packages up so many straw men, and lies, and so much bigotry, sanctimony and self-righteousness as that one."

How about "there are no atheists in foxholes".

Posted by: Robert Duquette at May 17, 2004 2:38 PM

The "athiests in foxholes" is lacking in smarminess, which is also why you don't see it on bumper stickers.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 17, 2004 3:44 PM

Nah, OJ is wrong on this one. To far too many folks, Bush Lied (tm). This underlying reality hasn't changed at all; the where and how can simply be revised to suit.

Posted by: Kirk Parker at May 17, 2004 4:15 PM

Unsurprisingly, the attack was incompetent. The shell was apparently a 'binary' weapon, designed to generate the sarin from two safe chemicals that would be mixed thoroughly only at the last moment as the shell spun after being launched from a rifled artillery piece.

If you just set it on the ground and blow it up, you get two harmless chemicals and a negligable amount of sarin. An explosive shell would at least have made a big boom.

Posted by: mike earl at May 17, 2004 4:57 PM

John Barrett Jr.: The phrase 8 word bumper sticker comes from a NYTimes Magazine Article, to which I replied as follows:


In the article Notion Building (October 12, 2003) there is the following sentence "Conservatives, he [Podesta] went on, 'have their eight words in a bumper sticker: 'Less government. Lower taxes. Less welfare. And so on.' Where's our eight-word bumper sticker? Well, it's harder for us, because we believe in a lot more things.'" I think that he needs to work on his artihmetic, before he goes into running a think tank. There are nine words on that bumper sticker.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at May 17, 2004 6:11 PM

Did any of the networks lead with this story tonight? If not, all the anchors should resign, more out of incompetence than anything else.

Posted by: jim hamlen at May 17, 2004 7:21 PM

The local TV news pooh-poohed it as an old shell from the 1980s Iran/Iraq war.

Posted by: Gideon at May 18, 2004 12:45 AM

When I was in law school in Moscow, Idaho I once saw an old VW Bug with the most unusual combination of bumper stickers. The first read "Meat is Murder" and the second one on the other side read "Keep Abortion Safe and Legal".

Posted by: pchuck at May 18, 2004 10:11 AM

The weirdest bumper sticker I ever encountered came when going to a Tigers games about a decade ago - "FUTURE RAPE VICTIM", in big letters. Why anyone would willingly identify themselves this way is utterly beyond me.

Posted by: John Barrett Jr. at May 18, 2004 1:14 PM

>The first read "Meat is Murder" and the second
>one on the other side read "Keep Abortion Safe
>and Legal".

I discovered these linkages many years ago:

Vegans are always pro-abortion.
Animal-rights Activists are always pro-abortion.
Anti-death-penalty activists are always pro-abortion.
Likewise "We Have To Save The Children, The Children, The Children" Kyle's Moms.

Posted by: Ken at May 18, 2004 4:24 PM
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