December 25, 2013

FROM THE ARCHIVES: THEY ARE THE WISEST:

THE GIFT OF THE MAGI (O. Henry)

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.

There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

While the mistress of the home is gradually subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not exactly beggar description, but it certainly had that word on the lookout for the mendicancy squad.

In the vestibule below was a letter-box into which no letter would go, and an electric button from which no mortal finger could coax a ring. Also appertaining thereunto was a card bearing the name "Mr. James Dillingham Young."

The "Dillingham" had been flung to the breeze during a former period of prosperity when its possessor was being paid $30 per week. Now, when the income was shrunk to $20, though, they were thinking seriously of contracting to a modest and unassuming D. But whenever Mr. James Dillingham Young came home and reached his flat above he was called "Jim" and greatly hugged by Mrs. James Dillingham Young, already introduced to you as Della. Which is all very good.

Della finished her cry and attended to her cheeks with the powder rag. She stood by the window and looked out dully at a gray cat walking a gray fence in a gray backyard. Tomorrow would be Christmas Day, and she had only $1.87 with which to buy Jim a present. She had been saving every penny she could for months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week doesn't go far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated. They always are. Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her Jim. Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something nice for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being owned by Jim.

[originally posted: 2004-12-24]


Posted by at December 25, 2013 12:04 AM
  

It's a fine story and all, but I always wonder how the author could have written (or the editor let stand), "One dollar and eighty-seven cents... And *sixty cents* of it was in pennies." Huh? It'd be like writing a story set in San Francisco and telling how the main character "looked out over the Pacific as the sun rose."

Sincerely, though, Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Mr. Math at December 24, 2004 11:16 AM

Mr. Math - The other twenty-seven cents was in quarters.

Posted by: pj at December 24, 2004 11:48 AM

Ah, hence the saying that a quarter doesn't buy as much as it used to.

Posted by: Mr. Math at December 24, 2004 11:50 AM

twopence or two�penc�es A British coin worth two pennies.

Posted by: Anonymous at December 24, 2004 2:30 PM
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