HE RAN CALLING, WILDFIRE... (via Pchuck):

Pantless Kennewick man accused of harassing horse (The Associated Press, 9/01/09)

A Kennewick man who apparently wasn't wearing pants has been accused of harassing a neighbor's horse.

The Tri-City Herald reports the horse's owner spotted a bald man without any pants chasing the horse about 3:30 a.m. Friday in a corral.

Never mind the horse and buggery, aren't we supposed to pretend that Kennewick man is extinct?

Posted by Orrin Judd at September 1, 2009 1:14 PM