July 3, 2008

"NO, MA'AM, IT'S NOT EVEN CARBONATED":

5 Reasons Yoo-Hoo Rocks My Socks (Ken Tuccio, Tuccioholic)

Far too many kids nowadays ignore Yoo-Hoo. They opt to get their chocolate fix from the Nesquik bunny, a corporate mascot that I believe encourages children to steal money from their parents wallet. It’s my goal to change that.

I want to encourage more people to drink Yoo-Hoo, I want more kids to grow up loving the chocolate drink with the funny name. Thus, I decided to do my part in making that a reality, and I’m going to do it the only way I know how; by compiling a short list of written reasons Yoo-Hoo rocks.

So, without further ado, I present to you the 5 Reasons Yoo-Hoo Rocks My Socks.


Poor kid's too young to nknow the two best reasons to drink it: (1) Yogi says to; (2) to wash down the Cheez-Waffles.


Posted by Orrin Judd at July 3, 2008 8:09 AM

Mickey Mantle had the Private Reserve Yoo-Hoo. It was loaded with Scotch.

Posted by: pchuck at July 3, 2008 10:53 AM

Scotch? Please. Bourbon maybe, but not Scotch. You drink that straight.

Posted by: Bartman at July 3, 2008 6:12 PM
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