May 21, 2008
THE BITCHES SET HIM UP:
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (Daily Telegraph, 5/21/08)
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
Whereas, trains would never be caught up in such tawdriness. Meanwhile, we were just thankful it wasn't one of the autophile commenters here who was arrested. Posted by Orrin Judd at May 21, 2008 7:17 AM
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Reminds me of that Queen song "I'm In Love With My Car."
When Im holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hands on your grease gun
Oh its like a disease son
You've obviously not spent much time around railfans and model railroaders, have you?
Nobody spends much time around model railroaders, they're too creepy.
How do you have sex with a car anyway? Tailpipe?
Posted by: Brandon at May 21, 2008 10:49 AMI understand trains will save themselves for marriage.
Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger at May 21, 2008 11:20 AMTrains do couple. Cars rearend each other.
Posted by: oj at May 21, 2008 2:01 PM