May 10, 2008

AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO AWARD HIM A YELLOW SHIRT?:

Fetishist convicted for molesting bicycles (The Local, 11 May 08)

A 40-year-old man from Östersund in northern Sweden was convicted on Friday on three counts of sexual molestation for satisfying himself on the saddles of women’s bicycles.

Posted by Orrin Judd at May 10, 2008 7:24 PM
Comments

They can have their fun now, but when the children arive they'll fight over whether the kids will be raised as animal, vegetable, or mineral...

Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger at May 11, 2008 2:27 AM

A very disturbing article. The defendant had abused bicycles, but the Swedish journalist, and, presumably, the entire Swedish legal system has abused language, which is much worse.

The crime here was criminal mischief: damaging some else's property. Here, based of the nominal amount of damage, it would have been a petty charge--handled like a traffic ticket.

Property cannot be "molested" of "assaulted," not if those words mean anything at all. Confucious weeps.

Posted by: Lou Gots at May 11, 2008 9:56 AM
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