May 31, 2008

ACCORDING TO BOB HOPE...:

Tourist bitten on penis by deadly brown snake (Nick Squires, 30/05/2008, Daily Telegraph)

...the punchline is, "The Doctor says there's nothing we can do."

Posted by Orrin Judd at May 31, 2008 12:00 AM
Comments

Then there is the New Zealander Arthur Cradock the orchard worker who said he was raped by a wombat and left speaking with an Australian accent.

Posted by: h-man at May 31, 2008 4:40 AM

Crikey!

Posted by: Steve Irwin at May 31, 2008 8:52 AM

Suck out the venom! Suck out the venom!

Posted by: Ibid at May 31, 2008 3:54 PM

Let's not forget the candiru of the Amazon.

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797

Posted by: ratbert at May 31, 2008 6:23 PM

I thought that joke involved the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

Posted by: Mikey at June 1, 2008 12:26 PM
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