May 31, 2008
ACCORDING TO BOB HOPE...:
Tourist bitten on penis by deadly brown snake (Nick Squires, 30/05/2008, Daily Telegraph)
...the punchline is, "The Doctor says there's nothing we can do."
Posted by Orrin Judd at May 31, 2008 12:00 AMComments
Then there is the New Zealander Arthur Cradock the orchard worker who said he was raped by a wombat and left speaking with an Australian accent.
Crikey!
Posted by: Steve Irwin at May 31, 2008 8:52 AMSuck out the venom! Suck out the venom!
Posted by: Ibid at May 31, 2008 3:54 PMLet's not forget the candiru of the Amazon.
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797
Posted by: ratbert at May 31, 2008 6:23 PMI thought that joke involved the Lone Ranger and Tonto.
Posted by: Mikey at June 1, 2008 12:26 PM