April 5, 2008

DON'T TRY TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS IF YOU AREN'T ONE:

Dem Tussle is Right Up GOP's Alley (Jonah Goldberg, 4/04/08, Real Clear Politics)

"When you set out to take Vienna," Napoleon famously advised, "take Vienna." That might be updated to: "If you're going to bowl, bowl better than a 37."

That's what Barack Obama scored when he set out to demonstrate he was just one of the guys at a Pennsylvania bowling alley recently.

He started with a gutter ball.

Hillary Clinton responded with an April Fools' Day gag about deciding the nomination with a bowl-off.

"A bowling night. Right here in Pennsylvania," Clinton proposed. "The winner take all. I'll even spot him two frames."


Stick to squash.

Posted by Orrin Judd at April 5, 2008 6:51 AM
Comments

Basketball is his game....

Posted by: Rick T. at April 5, 2008 7:27 AM

Next time they'll set him up with the little kiddy bumpers. Should at least double his score.

Posted by: pjbbuzz [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 5, 2008 8:13 AM

I can't bowl to save my life. Target shooting, OTOH...

Posted by: Pete at April 5, 2008 9:37 AM

I haven't bowled in at least a year but, holy cow, 37? How could any male over the age of ten possibly be that bad?

Posted by: Matt Murphy at April 5, 2008 3:14 PM
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