October 4, 2007

WHEREAS...:

Confused Moose Thinks He's a Cow (AP, 10/04/07)

When Beverly and Ernie Fischer gathered up their cattle this fall in Morton County, they rounded up a little more than they expected. We were moving some cattle, and we got a moose," Ernie Fischer said. "He thinks he is a cow," said his wife.

...if we thought he was a cow he would be.

Posted by Orrin Judd at October 4, 2007 5:59 PM
Comments

Exactly right:

And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field and every fowl of the air; and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. Gen 2:19

Posted by: Lou Gots at October 4, 2007 7:49 PM

Then he should be treated like a cow and offered therepy and the option of surgery so that his body and psyche can be in sync. (Sorry, I'm in a sarcastic mood tonight).

Posted by: Dave W at October 4, 2007 8:55 PM

Gay, lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered. And now transspecial. GLBTT. Does this ever end? The PoMos will have a ball constructing this reality.

Posted by: Ed Bush at October 4, 2007 10:44 PM
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