July 5, 2007

IF YOU AREN'T EASILY OFFENDED...

RED, WHITE & LEWD: Reading our presidential candidates between the sheets (Kiki T., 7/05/07, NY Press)


The presidential election is still more than a year away, but that doesn’t mean the potential candidates aren’t already whoring themselves out there for us all. We know you’re already tired of all the same hum-drum rhetoric and, come on, to uncover anyone’s authentic character is to discover how he or she screws. Just short of Monica Lewinskying all the candidates, the next best way to find out each sign’s true self (lover) is by diving into their astrological make-up and dissecting all their sexual proclivities with the precision of a surgeon to reveal the freak behind those well-groomed facades. So check out these Democrat and Republican frontrunners’ Astrosexology charts. After all, wouldn’t you want you to know who really is the lesser of two evils and who gets off being that way? How kinky!

...this is a better analysis of the candidates strengths and weaknesses than you'll find anywhere amongst the political pundits.

Posted by Orrin Judd at July 5, 2007 4:25 PM
Comments

oj,
Gotta love that you're now reading NYPress, not only the home of "Mugger" Russ Smith, but the source of much of the free MP3 music downloads I've done over the years.

Posted by: Mike at July 5, 2007 9:11 PM
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