April 30, 2007

THEY'LL KNOW FUNKYTOWN BETTER THAN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (via The Mother Judd):

P.E. Classes Turn to Video Game That Works Legs (SETH SCHIESEL, 4/30/07, NY Times)

Children don’t often yell in excitement when they are let into class, but as the doors opened to the upper level of the gym at South Middle School here one recent Monday, the assembled students let out a chorus of shrieks.

In they rushed, past the Ping-Pong table, past the balance beams and the wrestling mats stacked unused. They sprinted past the ghosts of Gym Class Past toward two TV sets looming over square plastic mats on the floor. In less than a minute a dozen seventh graders were dancing in furiously kinetic union to the thumps of a techno song called “Speed Over Beethoven.”

Bill Hines, a physical education teacher at the school for 27 years, shook his head a little, smiled and said, “I’ll tell you one thing: they don’t run in here like that for basketball.”

It is a scene being repeated across the country as schools deploy the blood-pumping video game Dance Dance Revolution as the latest weapon in the nation’s battle against the epidemic of childhood obesity. While traditional video games are often criticized for contributing to the expanding waistlines of the nation’s children, at least several hundred schools in at least 10 states are now using Dance Dance Revolution, or D.D.R., as a regular part of their physical education curriculum.

Based on current plans, more than 1,500 schools are expected to be using the game by the end of the decade.


It would be even better if they played Dodge Dance Revolution.

Posted by Orrin Judd at April 30, 2007 8:48 PM
Comments

Note how nothing in this story takes the lazy, narcissistic parents to task for letting their kids get fat.

Yes, let them dance to expensive techno-drivel canned content to get them in shape. Heaven forbid you make them eat decent food or curtail the pop (diabetes in a bottle) and Doritos (diabetes in a bag) rations.

Posted by: Bruno at April 30, 2007 10:18 PM

Dancing doesn't require score keeping.

Posted by: erp [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 1, 2007 7:23 AM

My kids have DDR for Play Station 2 and I tell you, they get a pretty good workout with it. Their Catholic elementary school PE also has it and I think it is a good thing. It isn't that expensive and it does keep score.

Posted by: pchuck at May 1, 2007 7:54 AM

Some days, the news just looks like a "King of the Hill" marathon.

Posted by: Random Lawyer at May 1, 2007 9:57 AM

My son tells me a friend of his has something called "Dance Dance Praise," a Christian-themed DDR (PC and Mac only, I believe).

Sounds even more awful than DDR. Is there a version that lets you choreograph your own steps to your own music?

Posted by: ted welter at May 1, 2007 10:29 AM
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