OJ, loveya, but you're better than that headline.

----racist yahoo

I was going to post a comment but then I forgot what the post was about.

An old joke:

An elderly couple is watching TV in their living room when the old man gets up and heads for the kitchen. The old lady says it would be nice if he fixed her an ice cream sundae while he was there. The old man says: "Right, an ice cream sundae."

"With whipped cream," the old lady says.

"All right," replies the old man, "an ice cream sundae with whipped cream." He starts to walk back to the kitchen.

"With a cherry on top," says the old lady.

"Okay," says the old man, "an ice cream sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top."

The old lady then says: "Why don't you add some hot fudge while you're at it?"

The old man says: "Okay, I'll add hot fudge too."

"Let's go through it one more time," says the old lady. "An ice cream sundae with whipped cream and hot fudge with a cherry on top."

The old man accurately repeats what has just been said, and then heads back to the kitchen.

Five minutes later, he comes back with a plate of bacon and some orange juice.

The old lady says: "Oh sweetie, I'm afraid you've made a mistake. You forgot the eggs."