November 30, 2006
HE'S GOTTA BE ILLUMINATI:
Flak: Richards Not a Jew, Just Jewish (Dan Levin, Dec 01, 2006, The Forward)
According to witnesses, Richards yelled anti-Jewish vitriol toward an audience member, saying: “You’re a f***ing Jew. Your people are the cause of Jesus dying.†[...]Posted by Orrin Judd at November 30, 2006 6:19 PM“He is Jewish and he said, ‘I’m absolutely not anti-Semitic,’†the Post quoted [damage-control guru Howard Rubenstein] as having said. “He acknowledged that he said those things. He said that he was role-playing and playing a character. He said, ‘There is no way I’m anti-Jewish.’â€
Trouble is, Richards, in fact, is not Jewish. An article published last week in the Los Angeles Jewish Journal quoted an unnamed television director as saying that the actor was raised Catholic and is “very involved in the Masons.â€
Faced with evidence that Richards is not Jewish, Rubenstein hedged.
“He said to me he has adopted the Jewish religion as his belief, but he wasn’t born Jewish,†Rubenstein said, adding that while Richards does not practice Judaism, he has had some “Jewish advisers†in the past.
This plays out like that old Maxwell Smart schtick (get it? schtick?). "Would you believe..."
"I'm Jewish."
--"You're not Jewish."
"Would you believe...I've adopted Judaism?"
--"You're a Catholic."
"Would you believe...I've had Jewish advisors?"
--"You're an active Mason."
"Would you believe...I once had lunch with Jackie Mason?"
--"Jackie Mason never heard of you."
"Would you believe...I once ordered the Jackie Mason sandwich at the Carnegie Deli?"
My bet's on the sandwich story holding up, at least.
Posted by: HT at November 30, 2006 7:05 PM