BAD NEWS FOR THE GOP

Red wine increases life expectancy: study (Sharon Kirkey, National Post, November 1st, 2006)

Now here’s something to drink to — red wine can help you live longer.

Researchers have discovered that a compound in red wine called resveratrol caused lab mice to live longer. Not only that, the mice also experienced a reversal in genes associated with heart disease, diabetes and other weight-related maladies.

The study was conducted by researchers at the Harvard Medical School and the U.S. National Institute of Aging.

This may be seen as good news by liberals, but our fear is that many conservative traditionalists will take a good hard look at the current state of society and decide to switch to white.