August 7, 2006
WHICH DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS DRESSED AS CATHERINE THE GREAT (via John Resnick):
Man's Buttocks Impaled By Horseshoe Stake (AP, 8/07/06)
Enjoying a relaxing 54th birthday in the yard, Mike Colwell went to move the sprinkler, backing up momentarily to avoid the spray, toward a horseshoe pit with a 1-inch-thick rusty steel stake.“My two heels hit the back wall of the pit. The next thing I know, this thing just tore through me,†Colwell said.
It had to be the Emuclaw City Horseshoe Championships. Posted by Orrin Judd at August 7, 2006 4:54 PM
Comments
Ouch.
Posted by: erp at August 7, 2006 5:21 PMMetrosexuals everywhere you look anymore.
Posted by: John Resnick at August 7, 2006 7:05 PMI've herd told that Catherine was a neigh-sayer.
Posted by: ghostcat at August 7, 2006 7:11 PMHe just thought that was the worst of it. Then the giant Milwaukee's Best Light can came crashing down of the sky on him.
Posted by: John Resnick at August 7, 2006 7:32 PMTough way to score a ringer, though by next year, this will probably be part of the ESPN Summer X-Games.
Posted by: John at August 7, 2006 9:39 PM