July 27, 2006

IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT ABOUT THE PARTY OF DEATH STUFF:

Widower of Terry Schiavo to campaign for Lamont on Friday (AP, July 27, 2006)

The husband of Terri Schiavo will campaign tomorrow for businessman Ned Lamont, who is challenging U.S. Senator Joe Lieberman in a primary.

Husband?

Posted by Orrin Judd at July 27, 2006 4:01 PM
Comments

Yes, husband. Remember, he snuffed her so he'd inherit from her; he didn't marry the shack-up honey and legitimate their little bastards (using the term in the technical sense) until after Terri was good and dead.

Posted by: Mike Morley at July 27, 2006 4:31 PM

"Mr. Lamont, you may want to avoid any long pauses during your speech; it might give the wrong impression to the wrong person..."

If I were crude, I'd suggest finding twenty or so women, making them up to resembly Terry, then have them rise as one during a quiet part in the speech and point at Michael: "YOOOOOU... YOOOoooOOOUU!!"

Posted by: Just John at July 27, 2006 4:57 PM

Ned Lamont's political ideas are pretty much brain-dead, so that's probably what attracted Michael to his campaign.

Posted by: John at July 27, 2006 5:01 PM

If Lieberman wins, will Michael pull out Ned Lamont's feeding tube?

Posted by: Mike Morley at July 27, 2006 5:14 PM

. . . or beat him into a coma?

Posted by: obc at July 27, 2006 5:30 PM

Will George Felos be there as well, gleefully rubbing his hands together, looking for new clients?

Posted by: ratbert at July 27, 2006 7:25 PM

Mike Morley: "Yes, husband. Remember, he snuffed her so he'd inherit from her; he..."

But that still makes him a widower, not husband.

Posted by: Bill Woods at July 28, 2006 3:59 AM
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