June 29, 2006

HOW'S THE GERBIL SUPPOSED TO SEE ITS WAY OUT?:

Operation removes lightbulb from anus (Reuters, 6/29/06)

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 29, 2006 9:56 PM
Comments

Illuminating story.

Posted by: Rick T. at June 29, 2006 10:14 PM

But does Lemmiwinks make it out alive?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 29, 2006 10:29 PM

Hope it was a fluorescent.

Posted by: ghostcat at June 29, 2006 11:09 PM

"The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose."

Said doctor hasn't practiced in San Francisco on New Year's Day. An emergency room acquaintance of mine told me stories of items, ahem, recovered from said regions, that aren't printable on this blog, or even thinkable, for that matter.

Posted by: Fred Jacobsen (San Fran) at June 29, 2006 11:45 PM

A very modern electric anus. Most of the ones I heard of are gas powered.

Posted by: John at June 30, 2006 1:23 AM

"He swears he didn't know the bulb was there."

Sure.

Posted by: AllenS at June 30, 2006 7:21 AM

A million-to-one shot Doc, million-to-one.

Posted by: Bartman at June 30, 2006 9:08 AM
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