May 25, 2006

OUR CHILDREN HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE . . .

Study: Parents Encourage Tots to Watch TV (Lauran Neergaard, AP, 5/24/06)

Even for the littlest tots, TV in the bedroom isn't rare: 19 percent of babies under 2 have one despite urging from the American Academy of Pediatrics that youngsters not watch any television at that age.

So concludes a new study that highlights the immense disconnect between what child-development specialists advise and what parents allow.

"My reasoning was that my little boy was extremely intelligent since birth. At 1 year old, he was putting his own DVDs in, skipping scenes," one mother of a preschooler told researchers with the Kaiser Family Foundation. "I thought it was a real good thing for him to have his own TV because TV helped him grow at a very young age."

. . . so we've given them their own wine cellar.

Posted by David Cohen at May 25, 2006 11:54 AM
Comments

"...my little boy was extremely intelligent since birth..."

Oh, that's what they all say!

"...putting his own DVDs in..."

Wow, your kid can put an object in a slot. He's Master Billy Quizboy, Boy Genius!

"...skipping scenes..."

Or maybe he's a dimwit with no attention span after all.

Posted by: Bryan at May 25, 2006 12:55 PM

Indigo tots must have their television.

JP

Posted by: jefferson park at May 25, 2006 1:20 PM

If he's so smart make him do chores, that's the real test of childhood intelligence.

Posted by: Shelton at May 25, 2006 1:52 PM

Shelton,

The only test of childhood intelligence contained in doing chores is how clever they can be in finding ways to avoid doing them.

Posted by: Brandon at May 25, 2006 3:41 PM

As long as me and the wife don't have to do them I don't care.

Posted by: Shelton at May 25, 2006 4:11 PM

...but they're the best educated kids in the world.

So in Europe, they don't have them, and here, we have them, dope them, daycare them, and warehouse them in anti-civilazation schools.

Yup, things are great.

Posted by: Bruno at May 25, 2006 5:03 PM

This string made me laugh out loud causing suspicious looks from those around me.

Posted by: erp at May 25, 2006 6:50 PM

"those around me"? I thought only sociopathic loners who hid in basements were allowed to post/comment here.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at May 25, 2006 6:58 PM

AOG, you gotta show me how to hook up my basement for the internet.

They can see me up here.

Posted by: Pepys at May 25, 2006 7:07 PM

AOG, Rest easy. They're only virtual people.

Posted by: erp at May 25, 2006 10:01 PM

erp;

Whew!

Pepys;

Try one of these. We got one and even though it's up on the second floor, we get good wireless connectivity throughout the basement. I hear the SRX400 versions are even better.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at May 26, 2006 12:14 AM

Hey, I have the same router and it's worked great first with a DSL line and now with cable. Great minds really do think alike.

Posted by: erp at May 26, 2006 9:40 AM
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