May 11, 2006
GIVING DARWIN A HELPING HAND
Although it isn’t talked about too much in these gender-sensitive times, serious Darwinists know well that our survival depends upon the uncanny ability of women to choose those men who will father, protect and care for their children, thus allowing them to thrive and propagate in turn. It’s a tough job, and fickle old natural selection has a way of confusing the ladies. Fortunately, man invented dance to show them exactly who has that tough “bring home the bacon” survival instinct who does not.
Posted by Peter Burnet at May 11, 2006 6:18 PMWow!
Posted by: erp at May 11, 2006 6:40 PMB-But -- he forgot the "Safety Dance"!!
Posted by: Twn at May 11, 2006 6:52 PMI haven't clicked on the link, b/c I'm hoping that it is footage of OJ dancing the hora at a bar mitzvah, and I won't be able to bear the disappointment if it isn't.
Posted by: Jim in Chicago at May 11, 2006 7:21 PMHS prom scarred me plenty, thanks. One of the advantages of converting to Baptist is no public dancing (phew).
Posted by: Gideon at May 11, 2006 7:45 PMWhat makes it funny is that most of what he does is a straight-out-of-the-box exact replica of the original--though I must give him credit, pull-starting the lawnmower to "U Can't Touch This" is a stroke of sheer genius.
Posted by: Mike Morley at May 12, 2006 9:32 AM