A BIT OF THE ROUGH:

Tiger Woods: Bill Clinton Cheats at Golf, Too (News Max, 6/01/06)
In Arkansas for a children's golf clinic, Tiger Woods was asked about playing golf with former President Bill Clinton.

"Interesting math," Woods said, drawing a laugh before telling a story about a round the two played in February before the opening of the Tiger Woods Learning Center in Anaheim, Calif.

Woods described a hole on the back nine.
The story's pretty funny, but if the guy didn't grope you in the locker room you got off easier than most....