March 15, 2006

WHY THE LEFT IS ALWAYS SO ANGRY:

I tell you after all that I do not hate Mankind, it is vous autres who hate them because you would have them reasonable Animals, and are Angry for being disappointed.
-Jonathan Swift to Alexander Pope, November 26, 1725 Posted by Orrin Judd at March 15, 2006 8:01 PM
Comments

Mr. Swift is correct. If we were reasonable, as a species, what would account for the Chevrolet Vega, the Pet Rock craze, or the Howard Dean candidacy?

I rest Mr. Swift's case.

Posted by: Mikey at March 15, 2006 8:58 PM

I gave a pet rock to my Grandma. She was a piano teacher, so I named it Rock-Mononov.

Posted by: Dave W at March 16, 2006 11:19 PM
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