March 21, 2006

TOO BAD GARY TRUDEAU USED THE STORY-LINE WHEN IT WASN'T TRUE...:

I'm boss, Hil tells Bill: Senator's word is now 'final,' says the ex-Prez (KENNETH R. BAZINET, 3/21/06, NY DAILY NEWS)

After being surprised by her husband's role in the Dubai ports deal, Sen. Hillary Clinton has insisted that Bill Clinton give her "final say" over what he says and does, well-placed sources said.

...because this cries out for several weeks of strips on the president with his manhood in a blind trust. Humor always backfires on the Left.

Posted by Orrin Judd at March 21, 2006 7:21 AM
Comments

Gary Trudeau wouldn't have the brains to do it even if he were still alive.

What's that, you say? He is still alive? Wow. Whodathunkit? I mean, you seen Doonesbury the last couple years? Dead strip walking.

Hopefully, Chris Muir will pick up the ball and run with it.

Posted by: Mike Morley at March 21, 2006 8:20 AM

But what if Bill starts whispering in Wonkette's ear? Or Modo's? Or if he starts talking with Katie Couric? Or even Molly Ivins?

What a joke. He can't keep queit for 10 minutes. Is Hillary going to bug his cell phones and luggage and limousines and hotel rooms and helicopters? She should just cut out his tongue and cut off his ......

Posted by: jim hamlen at March 21, 2006 9:03 AM

If the theory that Bill would do something before te 2008 election to put the kibash on Hillary's presidential plans is true, doing nothing may actually be the best strategy, given the missus' tin ear over the years for charting the mood of the American public. Not quite the same as starting another sex scandal during the primary season, but it could be just as effective if your goal is to remain the Most Famous Clinton.

Posted by: John at March 21, 2006 9:48 AM

Bill will of course sabotage her in the runup to '08 if he can't convince her not to run. Because he really wants to get back in the White House, and he knows she'd get crushed by McCain so badly that it will end that dream forever.

Posted by: b at March 21, 2006 10:22 AM
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