March 9, 2006

I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF CLERKS... (via Bryan Francoeur):

Cubicles: The great mistake: Even the designer of the cubicle thinks they were maybe a bad idea, as millions of 'Dilberts' would agree. (Julie Schlosser, March 9, 2006, Fortune Magazine)

Robert Oppenheimer agonized over building the A-bomb. Alfred Nobel got queasy about creating dynamite. Robert Propst invented nothing so destructive. Yet before he died in 2000, he lamented his unwitting contribution to what he called "monolithic insanity."

Propst is the father of the cubicle. More than 30 years after he unleashed it on the world, we are still trying to get out of the box. The cubicle has been called many things in its long and terrible reign. But what it has lacked in beauty and amenity, it has made up for in crabgrass-like persistence.

Reviled by workers, demonized by designers, disowned by its very creator, it still claims the largest share of office furniture sales--$3 billion or so a year--and has outlived every "office of the future" meant to replace it. It is the Fidel Castro of office furniture.

So will the cubicle always be with us? Probably yes, though in recent years individuals and organizations have finally started to chart productive and economical ways to escape its tyranny.

The cubicle was not born evil, or even square. It began, in fact, as a beautiful vision.


There's othing wrong with a cubicle as long as you have your back to the wall and your boss can't see what you're not doing when he walks in.

Posted by Orrin Judd at March 9, 2006 4:07 PM
Comments

Wild Bill always tried to keep his back to the wall. Bad results when he didn't.

Posted by: jdkelly at March 9, 2006 4:27 PM

You should always practice the keystrokes or mouse movements that cause your browser or game to disappear completely. (On the Mac, Ctrl-H is your friend.) Just make sure you've got real work behind it. A debugging session works great, as no one (including yourself sometimes) has any idea what's going on.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 9, 2006 5:01 PM

If the boss really wants to know what you're doing with your (well, actually, the company's) computer, they don't need to look over your shoulder.

Posted by: ted welter at March 9, 2006 5:34 PM

None of the bosses know how to figure it out and if you haven't buddied up enough to an IT guy to have him cook your books you aren't slacking hard enough.

Posted by: oj at March 9, 2006 5:39 PM

That's what tabs are for on Netscape.

Posted by: Mike Beversluis at March 9, 2006 5:41 PM

Without cubes you wouldn't have prairie dogging...

Posted by: paul s at March 9, 2006 5:54 PM

I just moved to cube about a month ago for my new project and I like it much better than my office. I'm under a pretty skylight and I overlook a walkway two floors below so I can watch the pretty girls go by. I can also talk to my team members without having to pick up the phone or get out of my chair which is a nice thing as well.

Posted by: Shelton at March 9, 2006 6:15 PM

But problematic when they don't want to talk to you...or if they are on the phone.

Posted by: sharon at March 9, 2006 7:14 PM

Cubes have their upsides and downsides, but one thing cannot be disputed: Orrin is the Ted Williams of workplace slacking. I still stand in awe of his ability to do nothing all day (some days not even show up) and yet still appear productive.

Posted by: Bryan at March 9, 2006 7:29 PM

Against my company's policy, I used to surf the Net during non-break periods at work until one day it suddenly occurred to me that using someone else's property for purposes they forbid is, essentially, theft. Now I just read magazines.

Posted by: Matt Murphy at March 10, 2006 1:40 AM

I just realized that the cube to which some commenters refer is the cubicle. It takes a little longer for information to filter through these days, but what's essentially only a cheap way to get away from the open floor plan with a sea of desks in a vast open area and give workers some privacy, has become oppressive isolation.

What's the answer then?

Matt, you're too young and too smart to spend your days reading magazines or surfing the net, so get out there and get a challenging job that engages your mind, take some chances while you still have lots of options and don't have the responsibility of supporting a family.

Posted by: erp at March 10, 2006 7:37 AM

Doing piecework from home.

Posted by: oj at March 10, 2006 7:41 AM

Cube farms with harshly enforced codes of conduct are fine. Cube farms with no rules, where you overhear loud conversations about last week's Lost and giggling and chatting all day, make it difficult to concentrate.
Without rules governing behavior, cube farms do not, libertarian theories notwithstanding, self-assemble into an efficient working environment.

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2006 1:26 PM

JT -You may not have seen the open floor plan yourself, but many old movies had scenes of the boss in a glass cage overlooking a huge open space dotted with desks. No conversation, no moving away from your post except on scheduled breaks, no eating at your desk, no magazines, no private phone calls, etc.

I went for an actuary job interview at an insurance co., Aetna, IIRC and will never forget the scene. I actually ran out of the place before the interview took place. From that point of view, cubicles sound good.

oj. Piece work from home? Where's the sense of community in that?

Posted by: erp at March 10, 2006 1:43 PM

The scale goes: family, neighbors, church & social fellowship, only then do you come to co-workers.

Posted by: oj at March 10, 2006 2:14 PM

JT, for this you have Terry Tate, office linebacker.

Posted by: Eugene S. at March 11, 2006 11:27 AM
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