March 13, 2006
AREN'T THE RAINBOW ONES GAY? (via Rick Turley):
Why black sheep are barred and Humpty can't be cracked (Alexandra Blair, 3/07/06, Times of London)
TRADITIONAL nursery rhymes are being rewritten at nursery schools to avoid causing offence to children.Instead of singing “Baa baa, black sheep” as generations of children have learnt to do, toddlers in Oxfordshire are being taught to sing “Baa baa, rainbow sheep”.
The move, which critics will seize on as an example of political correctness, was made after the nurseries decided to re-evaluate their approach to equal opportunities.
Posted by Orrin Judd at March 13, 2006 9:32 AM
I honestly don't think kids are as stupid as the Family Centre thinks they are.
Posted by: Bryan at March 13, 2006 9:59 AMBryan, you may be right, but their parents are for allowing it.
Posted by: erp at March 13, 2006 10:16 AMTwo thoughts:
1) Is my calendar wrong, and today is April 1?
2) Parents teach their kids nursery rhymes still, don't they? One would hope Mom & Dad have more influence over a child than the employees at (state-run?) "nursery schools"...
What's wrong with a black sheep being asked if it has any wool? It's not being compared invidiously to a white sheep. These people need more to do with their spare time. I suggest a hobby, like model trains.
Posted by: Lisa at March 13, 2006 12:54 PMI'm more concerned with the teacher's complete lack of poetic sensibility. Couldn't she have come up with a one syllable substitution? She must be a white sheep no sense of rhythm.
Posted by: Shelton at March 13, 2006 1:03 PMOnce again a consortium consisting of the hypersensitive, those that were picked last for kickball, and folks with poles planted firmly up their kiesters - have made a valuable contribution to society by taking pre-emptive action to shield our children from any potential joy or meaningless fun. One wonders how they ever ran an empire, much less civilized half the world.
Posted by: Robert Modean at March 13, 2006 1:12 PMb:
Parents actually don't seem to teach their kids the rhymes anymore.
Number 1 daughter is in pre-school now -- most of the kids in her class are from the fairly well-to-do suburb of Park Ridge, so presumably from educated homes -- and her teacher commented to my wife that she was amazed that my daughter knew all the nursery rhymes already.
We have Richard Scarry to thank for it in our home.
Now if only this Scarry classic would come back into print (and there's no question that pc nonsense is responsible for the fact that such as classic is out of print.
Posted by: Jim in Chicago at March 13, 2006 7:57 PMBlast, I just tried to post a comment on nursery rhymes, complete with hyper-links to Amazon regarding two Richard Scarry classics, and got a comment that my post was being held by the moderator or somesuch.
Is OJ upset about my recent disparaging comments in re the next Wrong Sawx superstar Mr. Pamplemousse?
Posted by: Jim in Chicago at March 13, 2006 7:59 PMThe anti-spam filters eat the ones with links sometimes. I don't even get to see them.
Posted by: oj at March 13, 2006 8:28 PMWon't this offend Jesse Jackson and his Rainbow Coalition?
Posted by: GER at March 13, 2006 8:37 PMGet a free TypeKey account; the link is above the comment box.
I rarely have problems posting links when signed in to my TypeKey account.
Or, limit links to one per comment, that will help.
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at March 13, 2006 10:34 PMDo they censor the Old Lady who Lived in a Shoe where she whipped them all soundly and put them to bed? I wonder what THAT would look like these days.
Posted by: sharon at March 14, 2006 9:16 AMDon't remember the details, but one of my granddaughter's books had the cigarette in the hand of the author pictured on the back cover, brushed out. Kids wouldn't even notice, so it must be the sensibilities of the adults that needed assuaging.
Posted by: erp at March 14, 2006 9:47 AMMr. Judd;
You need to crank up the link counts for moderate and junk in your SpamLookup filters. The other anti-junk tech I gave the Other Brother should keep things under control with out having to restrict links in comments so heavily (that's one of the main reason I built that tech).
Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at March 14, 2006 10:11 AM