February 17, 2006
DON'T THEY HAVE SHEEP IN KENTUCKY?:
Frat Accused In Alleged Goat Sex Hazing Incident (Internet Broadcasting Systems, February 17, 2006)
Some Bowling Green, Ky., police officers found more than they bargained for after stopping by a Western Kentucky University fraternity party early Thursday. [...]Posted by Orrin Judd at February 17, 2006 12:11 PMOfficials aren't sure why the goat was in the storage room and don't know how long the goat had been held captive. Some of the students told police the goat was going to be used in a hazing ritual.
Brian Peyton, the president of Western's Alpha Gamma Rho chapter, said the goat was brought in as a prank, to make some pledges think they would have to have sex with it, WBKO reported. But Peyton told the TV station that the incident wasn’t related to hazing. He said that nobody actually was going to have sex with the goat, the TV station reported.
Did I get that Kiwi sheepherder joke from this site?
Do I get laughs w/that one.
But I have to tell it twice for it to sink in.
Posted by: Sandy P at February 17, 2006 12:49 PMHe said that nobody actually was going to have sex with the goat, the TV station reported.
If that's the case, they're not much of a fraternity.
Posted by: Mike Morley at February 17, 2006 1:10 PMMike:
Bestiality is fine, but one must maintain standards.
Posted by: oj at February 17, 2006 1:16 PMUpon seeing the sheepish chagrin on the faces of the fraternity brothers, the Police Chief was heard to exclaim:
"We got their goat!"
Posted by: obc at February 17, 2006 1:34 PMMaybe the sheep already had dates.
Posted by: joe shropshire at February 17, 2006 1:41 PMI hear Heath Ledger has optioned the rights to the story.
Posted by: Bob at February 17, 2006 1:49 PMSo bestiality is okay, but don' t you dare use it for hazing! That would be animal cruelty.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at February 17, 2006 2:02 PMJust a hazing shade of winter.
Posted by: obc at February 17, 2006 2:42 PMThey should switch to pickles.
Posted by: Siggy at February 17, 2006 10:30 PM